Chapter 1062 A day in the life of men

It is definitely not a good idea to let two men raise a child, especially a man who has just suffered an emotional shock. Simply put, as long as Liu Zhihao doesn't commit suicide by jumping off a building or hitting a switch, no one will stop him from doing anything.

Both Li Menglong and Liu Zaishi were silently licking the wounds in their hearts, because it was impossible for the brothers to be jealous of each other because of this, otherwise their friendship would be too worthless. Just like when a man drinks too much, he will kiss occasionally. Just don’t take it seriously.

In fact, if this incident only spread among friends, it wouldn't be a big deal. Li Menglong and Li Menglong are not people who can't take jokes, but it's just too much when it spreads on the Internet. The ridicule is a thousand times more violent. ah.

So now the two of them can only take a look at it. They should eat and drink. They should take care of their drunken bodies first, and then face the violent storm outside. In fact, Liu Zaishi is the one who has the more difficult time in this aspect. After all, His activities are almost always fixed.

This is also the reason why Li Menglong didn't beat this guy, because he will suffer a lot in the future. As for Li Menglong, he plans to stay in the dormitory for a few days and will not leave the mountain until he gains ten pounds.

Liu Zaishi didn't have a schedule today, and Li Menglong didn't have anything to do either. As for Liu Zhihao, he didn't even take a nap. The three men ordered a bunch of takeout and snacks, and then either watched movies, played video games, or hung out together. Of course, drooling while staring at the female idols on TV is not SNSD. These three men are immune to SNSD.

The day went by very quickly. After all, this kind of day is not chaotic at all. The three of them yawned and looked at the sunset in the distance. Suddenly, they felt a sense of loneliness. After all, the three of them rarely met each other on weekdays. This kind of leisure time.

Not to mention Liu Jae Suk's program, Li Menglong's work has never stopped. As for Liu Zhihao, there is a top student who takes care of his mother at home full time, so can he relax? At the age of three, he already knows a lot, so what about bilingual teaching, cultivating his sense of music, memorizing ancient poems to cultivate his sentiments...

Talking too much brings tears. None of the three men is easier than the other. Men are born to endure hardships. It’s just that Liu Zhihao is a bit pitiful. He has been suffering since he was three years old. Liu Zaishi and Li Menglong are both still bright at this age. Buttocks are jumping around in the field.

When he thought about his pitiful life, and that he would have to experience at least fifty or sixty years of pain in the future, Liu Zhihao couldn't help but feel sad, and he couldn't stop crying...

Of course, Liu Zhihao's emotions haven't developed to this level yet. Now he is hungry, wets his pants, and finally hits someone when Li Menglong turns over. This younger brother beats his older brother and still doesn't apologize? Where is the logic in this?

Liu Zaishi took care of Liu Zhihao skillfully, but he was stunned when he came out of the bathroom: "Li Menglong, when I just went to the bathroom, you made the room look like this? Your sister-in-law will kill you!"

Li Menglong turned his head blankly, and then stuffed a handful of potato chips into his mouth. Liu Zaishi watched the residue fall on the carpet. Li Menglong, a bitch, even wiped a handful of the oil stains on the cushions of the sofa. , is it a human being?

Blinking his eyes, he seemed to understand what Liu Zaishi was talking about, so he first drew a line on the side with his hand to indicate that Liu Zaishi's seat was there. He basically didn't go there, and then pointed and let Liu Zaishi use it himself. Take a closer look with those eyes that are not yet blind!

Sitting on the floor in horror, Liu Zaishi asked in disbelief: "Is it all my fault?"

He handed the remaining potato chips to his eldest brother Liu Zhihao. You should know that Luo Jing'en usually did not allow him to eat these. As for Liu Zhihao pouring all the potato chips on the carpet and then picking the biggest ones to eat, Li Menglong gave him absolute approval. Affirmation: If you know how greedy you are at a young age, you will definitely become a rich man when you grow up!

Through this small microcosm, Yoo Jae Suk seemed to gradually use his reason to restore the details of the day, such as eating fried chicken on the carpet, catching the thrown chocolate with his mouth on the sofa, and applying paint on the floor. Peanut oil, then play human bowling ball...

He seemed to still be able to hear his son's silver bell-like laughter as he was being slid out. Of course, he also seemed to be able to hear his wife's roar. Liu Zaishi successfully spent a day transforming himself from a victim to one who needed to apologize. people!

"What time is it? I also want to see my sister-in-law's expression when she sees this scene! If she doesn't come back, I will go home!" Li Menglong said.

"You still want to run? What qualifications do you have to run?" Liu Zaishi wanted to block the door directly, but then he realized that it was already past eight o'clock, and Luo Jing'en didn't even call her after being out for a day. Is something wrong?

Sure enough, the call was not good news. It turned out that his mother-in-law was going to have an operation. Now even if Na Jing-eun stopped Yoo Jae-seok, she would go there. She even complained to Na Jing-eun in a rare way. She should have told him from the beginning.

"Change your clothes and bring your bank card. Do you have cash at home? Bring more!" Li Menglong had to remind Liu Zaishi, who was a little busy: "My sister-in-law probably hasn't eaten, so bring her some hot porridge or something like that on the way!"

This is what a good brother should do. When retaliating, he should share the same hatred with the enemy, and when something goes wrong, he should also check in and make up for his mistakes: "Bring a coat to your sister-in-law too; I will take it with you, my eldest brother, so you don't have to worry; also Although red envelopes are no longer popular nowadays, you still have to prepare one. Whether the doctor takes it or not is up to him!"

Liu Zaishi did everything Li Menglong said. Li Menglong didn't let him drive when he went out. If something happened, he could just take a taxi. The same goes for him: "Since my sister-in-law didn't tell you right away, it probably wasn't a particularly big operation, so please feel at ease and stay calm. You are the head of the family, and my sister-in-law will have to rely on you when we get to the hospital!"

The main reason for Liu Zaishi was that things happened suddenly, and he was confused all day long, so he couldn't adjust for a while. However, he regained his senses after enjoying the breeze outside. Is he, Liu Zaishi, a child?

"Okay, take care of my son, and you'll be considered a help!"

"Dad, take good care of mom and grandma. I will listen to my brother!" Liu Zhihao has indeed matured a lot. Facts have proved the importance of this day's experience.

The three of them parted ways, and Li Menglong naturally carried his eldest brother all the way back to the dormitory. He just hesitated for a while at the door. This incident really made him very embarrassed. At least he felt a little uncomfortable when he saw the girls. After all, They must have been laughing all day long.

So Li Menglong rang the doorbell after making some preparations. This made the girls very uncomfortable because the doorbell basically never rings all year round. When outsiders come, they will ring the doorbell from the elevator. They can go from the elevator. The people who come to the door are basically our own people who know the password, so who would bother to do it?

Xu Xian looked through the "cat's eye" on the door, and there seemed to be nothing there. After all, nine beauties like flowers and jade lived together, and they couldn't open the door easily to strangers, so Xu Xian said through the door: " Is there anyone outside? Let me see you, I won't open the door if you play a prank!"

The girls were all watching TV in the living room. When they heard what Xu Xian said, it seemed that it was not about checking the gas or reading the water meter, so they immediately became vigilant and looked for weapons from various locations in the room.

Kim Taeyeon came out of the bathroom a little late, so she searched around and took out two popsicles from the refrigerator. After freezing, these popsicles can also be called practical weapons. As for the refrigerator, which was returned this afternoon, the girls were still simple. A small welcome ceremony was held, and then some shopping was done to completely fill the refrigerator.

The situation inside the door now is that Xu Xian is lying on his back at the door, and then on the way in, the girls line up in a column like the Thousand-Armed Guanyin, grabbing various weapons and preparing to start a fight at any time.

Fortunately, the people outside seemed quite obedient and even took the initiative to speak: "What's the prank? Aunt Xu Xian!"

Xu Xian? Aunt? This title made Xu Xian very puzzled, but it allowed her to rule out the possibility that it was Li Menglong. After all, Li Menglong's integrity also had a lower limit, and he would never do such a thing as calling Xu Xian Auntie.

Liu Zhihao was thinking about what delicious pranks were. After all, this vocabulary was a bit advanced for him, and Luo Jing'en would not teach him this kind of thing normally. He stepped back with his short legs, but until he reached The position of the wall seemed that Xu Xian still couldn't see him, so Liu Zhihao could only tiptoe and raise his hands.

"Aunt Xu Xian, can you see me? I'm hungry! Make me some milk powder!" Liu Zhihao continued to say in a milky voice.

Xu Xian barely saw the small hands, and after considering various possibilities, he decisively opened the door. The girls behind him didn't know what was going on, so they thought it was about to start a war, so they all rushed out together.

"Who is here to play a prank? Don't you know how to write the word "death"?" Yoona, who was blocked at the end, could not see anything, but it did not affect her ability to show her presence.

"I can't write yet, it's too difficult!"

Yoona was a little confused by this conversation. It was too much to be cute. You can’t write? Why didn't you say you were still drinking milk? As a result, Yoona pushed aside the crowd and saw Liu Zhihao standing over there holding a bag of milk powder and a bottle.

This scene was a bit embarrassing, especially because it was embarrassing in front of a three-year-old child. Yoona felt so resentful that she forced herself to show her goddess smile and waved her hand subconsciously, only then did she realize that she was still holding her hand. There's a baseball bat!

"Hey, I'm exercising, long time no see, Zhihao!" Yoona's smile became more and more awkward.

Fortunately, Liu Zhihao still couldn't tell what the situation was. He thought that these big sisters were playing with him, so he jumped to touch the fruit knife in Jessica's hand. This time, the girls came to their senses. .

Although I don’t know why Liu Zhihao appeared here alone, the child is definitely not fake, so I brought him in first. Kim Taeyeon generously broke half of the popsicle and handed it to Liu Zhihao: "Noona, please Your food is welcome to be a guest!"

But how can I say that my child is sensible? He refused the temptation of popsicles and pointed at the milk powder: "This is for eating. Mom won't let me go to bed without dinner!"

The appearance of this little adult made the girls cute, so Aunt Xu Xian gloriously shouldered the burden of making milk powder for Liu Zhihao, and the girls started to tell lies. To be precise, there was no need to lie. Liu Zhihao didn't know how to lie. .

So things soon came to light. Li Menglong, a bitch, was a little shy, so he sent Liu Zhihao to the door, rang the doorbell, and hid in the fire escape. As for Aunt Xu Xian’s words, they were naturally taught by Li Menglong. , because it must be Xu Xian who opens the door!

Liu Zhihao is at the age of accepting death, and he is still called Li Menglong's younger brother, so the eight girls became Taeyeon Noona, Soonkyu Noona..., and Xu Xian was unfortunately promoted a generation and continued to play in Xu Xian She struggled with the title Aunt Xian, but no matter how hard she taught her, it was useless.

Facts have proved that as long as there is one man in this dormitory, age and the like are not important at all. After Liu Zhihao comes, who among the girls will care about Li Menglong's death? As for where he went, don't worry. He is such an adult, is it possible that he could get lost?

So Li Menglong felt sad. He walked around for a long time and found a small shop to eat something. However, there was still no response from his phone. He even thought Liu Zhihao might have gotten lost at the door.

As a result, the girls collectively posted an Instagram message, which showed the silhouettes of a group of people. Among them, the little man held in the last position by Xu Xian was Liu Zhihao. The girls expressed their joy while also protecting Liu Zhihao’s front face: and Spend the night with our lovely little friend Liu Zhihao, and you guys will be very gentle to you!

A sentence that makes countless long-cherished friends envious. After all, if nothing unexpected happens, Liu Zhihao will definitely sleep in the same bed with at least one girl tonight, and may even sleep with several of them.

Li Menglong only dared to think about this scene occasionally when he was dreaming. Sure enough, people are so irritating. Liu Zhihao should cherish it. One night when he was three years old, he definitely ushered in one of the peaks of his life. Very soon Possibly the pinnacle of life!

After eating and drinking, Li Menglong had to think about how to get home. He thought the girls would call him just now, but he didn't give them any face. However, it didn't bother him. He directly sent a text message to the girls, to the effect of eating. If you don’t bring any money, please arrange for someone to come over and settle the bill.

It's just like a bucket of cold water was poured on him in the cold winter. Li Menglong felt so cold, especially those text messages that were either decisive or ridiculing. These people really went too far and couldn't be so fond of the new and dislike the old. ah!

"Did you eat a lot? If so, will it take several days to wash the dishes before it comes out? I will go over and bring you a change of clothes tomorrow!" This is Kim Taeyeon's, and she is gloating in the name of giving ideas. of.

"I'm sorry, there has been some difficulty in cash flow recently. Sorry!" This is Mr. Zheng's. Can't even pay for a meal? It’s not like I asked her to borrow hundreds of millions!

"Well, you know..." This was Lee Soon Kyu's, and he didn't even bother to think of an excuse.

"It's too late, I'm afraid of the dark!" This belongs to Pani. These bright and dazzling street lights are just decorations, right?

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"Oppa, do you know that xxx and xxx are in love recently? Let me tell you..." This was Yoona's. After telling him a beautiful gossip story, there was nothing more.

"Xiaoxian, I'm waiting for you!" Li Menglong held the phone and muttered silently. Xu Xian hadn't texted him yet, so he must have gone out. Sure enough, Xu Xian was the only one he had.

But the ninth text message arrived as promised, and it was still a voice message: Didi, Aunt Xu Xian is taking a bath. Guys, let me tell you - yes!