Chapter 1375 The person who can’t wake up

As the saying goes, drunkenness makes people cowardly. If Li Menglong hadn't been too drunk, he wouldn't have dared to tease Jessica even if he had the guts to do so. Of course, he wouldn't admit it was because he didn't dare. He would say it was an offense he couldn't make.

The submissive Seohyun, the naughty Yoona, the old friend-like Yuri, the submissive Pani, and even the amusing Kim Taeyeon and Lee Soonkyu who jumped when they were angry. These lovable people do not tease, but they come to tease the iceberg Jung Soo-yeon. ?

Of course, it’s not that Jessica is not beautiful. The queen’s appearance has been judged by the masses and is stronger than a beautiful sword. It’s just that her character is really problematic. Not only is there no pleasure in teasing Jessica, but the consequences are terrible every time. serious.

As for this kind of strong female type of girl, it is very easy to inspire men's desire to conquer, especially Jessica's cold face when she is not smiling, but Li Menglong really has no similar thoughts. He feels that once he conquers the other person, in the end, he will be the only one. The end result is freezing to death.

Even Li Menglong didn't think that any man could conquer Mr. Zheng. Mr. Zheng's strong character was no joke, especially with the continuous success of the girls themselves and their additional careers, fewer people dared to pursue her.

Li Menglong was cautiously optimistic that Jessica would end up alone in the future. Of course, there would be no shortage of girls around her. When he thought about the scene of Jessica hugging her in the future, Li Menglong was still envious, so he subconsciously lowered his head and glanced at Jessica beside him.

He is now supporting Jessica's arm, similar to what Eunuch Zheng and Emperor Li mean, but this eunuch doesn't know how to serve his master. He doesn't take the initiative to tell jokes to make his master happy? Drag him out and beat him to death with sticks!

"I feel hostility from your smile. Can you tell me what you are thinking?" Jessica tilted her head and said coldly, with a strong sense of threat.

How about saying that drinking is harmful to people? There are countless ways to say this sentence, but Li Menglong chose a dead end: "I'm thinking about how to pull you into the bathroom!"

To be honest, Li Menglong's words already have some hints of sexual harassment in the workplace, especially when coupled with that piggy expression. It would not be unfair to give him two slaps, but girls are still used to it when faced with such shameless people. The choice is to swallow one's anger and encourage the opponent's arrogance.

Is it just that Jessica is an ordinary girl? So there was no action and certainly no silence. Jessica just hugged Li Menglong's arm with her backhand, which was equivalent to the two of them walking side by side. The fresh smell of her body went straight to Li Menglong's nose.

"Then what? Why do you want to pull me into the bathroom? I like rougher movements, what about you?" Jessica leaned on Li Menglong's ear and blew a breath while speaking. With her slightly rosy face, it was really It's to take Li Menglong's life.

This scene is almost equivalent to Li Menglong being teased by a female gangster. Although he could continue and even make some moves, his remaining sense told him that if he really did it, there would be no one to protect him before and after. Under the circumstances, maybe Jessica would really dare to destroy herself.

As a result, the gangster a second ago suddenly became a gentleman. Li Menglong pulled out his arm and said righteously: "I have a girlfriend. Although you are very beautiful and have a good figure, but You have a bad personality, the two of us are not suitable for each other!"

"Anyway, we don't have to get along for a long time. Why should we consider our personality just once?"

"That won't work. I'm not that kind of lower-body animal. What I care about is the soul of the other person!" Li Menglong started to fool the ghost. He himself didn't believe it. As for Jessica, most of them didn't believe it either. Just look at Li Menglong's lustful look from time to time. , a proper beauty control, that is, Lee Soon Kyu is pretty enough, otherwise Lee Meng Long might really be seduce away.

"Ms. Jessica, I have gone to the bathroom, can you wait for me at the door?" Li Menglong was too polite. Jessica looked at him with a smile on her face: "What if I have to go in? "

"Then of course I'm going to call you indecent, please respect yourself!" Li Menglong said Zhongzhen. Fortunately, someone came out from next door. Jessica was too lazy to talk to him anymore and just waved her hand to tell him to hurry up.

It's just that after Li Menglong entered, a problem arose. Jessica was quite recognizable. A goddess was waiting at the door of the bathroom, which made everyone who came out and entered subconsciously take a second look.

Jessica was naturally a little shy, but she couldn't explain it, so she could only look up at the ceiling and pretend to be arrogant. It could be regarded as Jessica's habitual protective look, and she directly declined the possible chats from people around her.

After waiting for ten minutes, Jessica couldn't wait any longer. It wasn't because she was tired or anything like that, it was just that there were more and more people around. Some even came here after hearing the news. Although they were only around at the moment. Take pictures, but you may not know what you will do later.

Silently making another note to Li Menglong, Zheng Xiuyan could only stop the guy closest to her and said very politely: "Can you do me a favor?"

Damn it if he can refuse, and Jessica still whispered to him. The only bad thing is that the goddess is waiting here for a man. This is not very scientific, although he has vaguely heard of Li Menglong and the girls. relationship, but there is still some jealousy.

First, he shouted twice but no one answered, and then he knocked on the door inside again to confirm Li Menglong's location, but no one answered. For a while, the other party thought that something had happened to Li Menglong inside.

Fortunately, after a few more hits, Li Menglong staggered out: "Hello, are you a courier?"

"Haha, well, I sent you a message!" The other party smiled very sinisterly: "Ji Xiuyan's exact words, if they don't come out within one minute, you will just die in there!"

She shuddered subconsciously. There was murderous intent in these words. Didn't he just drag her to the bathroom? Li Menglong helped her buy coffee more: "Tsk, is this violent woman a long-cherished wish? I personally suggest You should still like Xu Xian, she is a high-quality idol, much better than that woman outside!"

It was clear that there was not much malice in Li Menglong's words. After all, Li Menglong would not scold the girls, so he could calmly ask: "Why not Sunny? She is also very good!"

Li Menglong, who was washing his hands, glanced at the other party suspiciously through the mirror. Is this child stupid? "That's my wife. What do you like her for? There is no hope anymore. It is good for everyone to give up early!"

After educating a group of young people who were not very smart, Li Menglong walked out. To be honest, he still didn't understand what was going on. After all, why did he only have so many people to go to the bathroom? Of course, he didn't Count in the time you spent napping.

Seeing Li Menglong walk out, half of the male compatriots were very sad. After all, the goddess waiting at the door of the bathroom was actually a man: "Hey, don't be too envious, this is the benefit of having more sisters, haha!"

Jessica laughed at the sidelines. Li Menglong looked like a child now, just like others showing off their favorite toys, but they couldn't let this guy continue to be embarrassed, but he didn't even do it when he pulled him away: "Why are you so anxious? My fans came here specially and you don't want to chat with me!"

Jessica almost said swear words directly. Not to mention that she has been waiting for him here for so long. Simply speaking, these fans are not here for him. Why is he pretending to be a good person here? Just when he was hesitating whether to reprimand him or not, the girls who had finished the program in the distance came over.

"I just said that Jessica can't handle him by herself!" Lee Soon Kyu said in a sophisticated manner: "Do you think Li Menglong likes Jessica a little bit? Don't they all say that when you are drunk, you tell the truth? If you drink too much, you will find Jessica!"

"According to your statement, the first person you should kill is Yoona. When did Li Menglong drink too much and not tease Yoona the most?"

Yoona was still watching the fun, but somehow she became the third party, and she was still a passive third party: "Unnie, you have to be responsible for what you say, I think the first suspect should be Xiaoxian, let's do it , I support you!”

Xu Xian is too lazy to talk to these unnies. He always says these embarrassing words. In other words, with Li Menglong's support in the past two years, Xu Xian has become thicker. A few years ago, Xu Xian would have been able to talk to them. It's been a long time coming.

Xu Xian's action was naturally very effective. After drinking too much, Li Menglong recognized Xu Xian the most. It could be seen from his movements that he was already standing behind Xu Xian obediently and allowed Xu Xian to pull him out. , you must know that half a minute ago, she was still there fighting with Jessica.

"My sister is here to pick me up. See you later. I remember that Seohyun is my favorite in Girls' Generation. I don't tell other people about it!" Li Menglong winked at everyone slyly, but how could everyone They all felt that Li Menglong had a bad night. Could it be that he was domestically abused when he returned home?

It is convenient for a group of nine people to do anything. Two people were left here to chat with the fans. In addition, the team headed by Xu Xian took Li Menglong to the nanny car and urgently found a place for him to lie down. .

As for Yoona and Xiuying, they went to the store on the first floor to buy hangover drinks. Of course, it was also appropriate to buy some snacks along the way. Five minutes later, the nanny van with ten people gathered drove back home. .

To be honest, the capacity of the nanny car is not small. Objectively speaking, there is no problem in holding ten girls. But that refers to the normal sitting position, but because they have to keep moving, the girls most likely have to lie down and rest, so Usually there are two nanny vans operating.

The exception is probably when Li Menglong is the driver, because no one wants to be alone in another car, so most of them just squeeze in. Of course, the trip is not long and everyone is not tired. Most of the time, it's just crazy chatting in the car.

However, the car was too crowded today, especially when Li Menglong was lying down and everyone was crowded together. It was not that the girls had to get together today, but that another nanny car was temporarily borrowed. .

The cost of maintaining a nanny car is still quite high, and many new combinations don't even get a share of it. Although SW has a lot of money, it can't afford to spend the spare money. It can just use a few nanny cars intermittently.

Therefore, Yoon Eun Hye naturally does not have a nanny car on call for her in the past year. If she wants to use it, she can only borrow it. Naturally, the girls cannot say no and have to ask if they can help. Fortunately, they are just going to the hospital for emergency treatment. After a check-up, Yoon Eun-hye was approaching her due date unknowingly.

"Then when Ernie gives birth to a child, do we all have to share in it?" Kim Taeyeon asked teasingly while sitting in Pani's arms, not knowing what was going on in her mind.

Because there were really not enough seats, Li Menglong occupied the row at the back. If he hadn't been so cruel, he should have stuffed him into the trunk: "Give them all? Isn't it true that we can give him one share in the name of the group?"

No one suspects that Xiuying is stingy. It’s just that girls have always done this when things happen between peers, but this time it’s not appropriate: “Besides, wait until that guy wakes up and ask him, it’s all him Noona!"

"Oppa won't let us give it, right?" Xu Xianfu said in his heart. The scene was strangely quiet for a moment. After all, Li Menglong did such a shameful thing. You can even imagine his tone: Give money? People used to give them a lot of face!

We chatted casually along the way. Although everyone was very tired, they didn't sleep. Of course it had something to do with the lack of seats, but more because of the presence of the person behind, everyone unconsciously felt a lot more energetic.

After another very laborious struggle, Li Menglong was finally brought up. Of course, the absolute main force among them was Yoona. The ability to eat and strength are definitely directly proportional to the girls: "Okay, Yoona, this rice is enough." It’s not free of charge!”

"Tch, don't look at me thin, but I'm muscular!" Yoona, who was lying on the ground panting, didn't forget to play along with her blowjob.

But then there is another little trouble, how to give this guy a bath? It's not that Li Menglong can't move, but this guy is completely exhausted and he knows how to sleep. He just woke up from the car and wanted to let him He was walking on his own, but this guy was able to sleep against a pillar in the parking lot, which made the girls feel helpless.

Everyone secretly exchanged glances, and then Li Shunkyu felt keenly that she was being targeted, right? She was asked to give Li Menglong a bath? What do these people think? Isn’t she a member of Girls’ Generation? Doesn’t she have the restraint as a goddess?

It's just that no matter how much you say, it's useless. Seohyun is not easy to help with this kind of work. It's just that Li Shunkyu is a little shy from the bottom of his heart. Besides, Li Menglong can obviously move on his own. Just now he was jumping around and beating people at MBC.

So Li Soonkyu came to the conclusion that this guy was deliberately taking advantage of them. There should be no mercy for this kind of man. Like a butcher, Li Soonkyu began to look up and down at Li Menglong, hesitating where to start.