Chapter 1401 Breaking in by force

The three most pleasurable things in daily life: eating, sleeping, and having a pleasant excrement after enduring for a long time.

At least that's what Li Menglong personally thinks. When he kindly shared it with the girls, he was severely despised by them. He made them look so noble. Don't they need to do these three things themselves? Could it be that they really are fairies?

Li Menglong didn't want to expose their old background. In short, after these people went to the bathroom, Li Menglong would never go in. He would not be so naive as to think that girls' farts taste good. Although he liked them very much, he couldn't go against common sense. no.

Anyway, the recording of the program had nothing to do with him, so Li Menglong simply found a coffee shop to sit for a while. Because he always had to run errands for the girls, Li Menglong was very familiar with the places where he could buy things for several TV stations, and even I know many of the salespersons. After all, not many people buy more than a dozen copies at a time.

"Are you here to record a show again? How many copies do you want this time? I need to check the inventory first!" the salesperson said with lingering fear. Last time the girls wanted to treat the fans to coffee, they almost emptied the store. .

"Don't feel so wronged, okay? I bought so many copies and I didn't see you giving me a few drinks!" Li Menglong was chatting casually while looking at the catalog, but he didn't want to do it anymore: "I gave you seven drinks last time. It’s a discount, if it weren’t for the sake of the girls, I wouldn’t sell it at the cost price!”

"What about lying to children?" Li Menglong pointed at the oolong tea and knocked it. He wanted to drink something hot: "30% off is the cost price? Then you can close this shop as soon as possible. Do you have another one? How about I buy it? "

He smiled honestly. This was obviously a sign of being poked by Li Menglong. This kind of drink shop opened in a TV station is similar to one opened in an airport or a train station. It would be too embarrassing to sell it unless the price doubled, so in this Basically, a 30% discount is not much cheaper. Of course, people have to deal with the high rent here.

"I'll buy you this drink, but the girls have to pay for it. What do they want to drink?"

This kind of store is actually very naughty. Li Menglong is not even sure whether the other party has a long-cherished wish. He probably wants to do big business. Unfortunately, his plan failed this time. Where are the girls now free to record the show? Drink these.

Looking at Li Menglong's back wandering out, I guess the boss was going to secretly curse. This bastard got a free cup and ran away. If he had known better, he would have put less tea in it. This business would have lost money.

Why the boss was muttering behind his back has nothing to do with Li Menglong. Anyway, he was very happy after taking advantage of it. It was a bad habit, but he had no intention of correcting it, because the people around him seemed to be dissatisfied with his habit. Immunity is quite high.

Since the people close to him are not annoying and he is happy, why should he care about what strangers think? He hummed a tune and walked back to the recording site. He was not in a hurry to say hello to the girls, but ran to the director and watched silently. monitor.

Although it is a program recorded indoors, there will be no interruptions during the filming process. At most, the writer will make some prompts on the cardboard. Of course, there will be breaks in between, but for the sake of the continuity of everyone's emotions and topics, all Take a break for more than an hour.

I looked up at the timer and saw that the program had been recorded for nearly half an hour. In the room opposite, the girls were sitting opposite several hosts, but they were more like hosts because there were too many of them, even several Everyone was squeezed to the host's side, making the cameraman quite busy.

In fact, if he had communicated with Li Menglong in advance about this program, he would have suggested that the program team invite four to five girls to come over. It was not that he wanted to raise the price or anything, but he was simply thinking about the program team. He would do all the nine girls. Maybe, can these hosts be so capable?

Although it seems that the more people there are, the more convenient it is. After all, there are a lot more people answering the call. But when you see that there are so many people talking at the same time, especially when everyone is laughing together, I guess the radio engineer’s ears are quick. Deaf.

From Li Menglong's perspective, that is, as a personal assistant and film director, the girls' smiles are quite fake now, and none of them are serious at all. But that's how it is in variety shows. No matter whether the topic feels funny or not, the host will Once the signal is received, everyone will cheer.

So now Jung Soo-yeon is hammering the table with a smile, it would be better if it were harder, her hands are not red; Lee Soon-kyu is raising his head to show that he is holding back tears, but tears are often accompanied by snot, that thing can be endured living?

As for the person they were cheering for, it was Yoona. I don’t know how the host revealed it. Yoona was imitating eating ramen. Of course, there were various little expressions interspersed in it. Her extremely poor acting skills made her uncomfortable. I couldn't bear to watch it. If he was on his crew, he would be scolded to death.

It's just that the pained little expression of holding her stomach at the end is quite real, and I don't know if she did it on purpose. If she can act as freely as she does now, then Yoona can be said to have reached a certain height in her acting skills.

"Beauty? Everyone's beauty standards are different. For example, Menglong Oppa always thinks that Xiaoxian is the most beautiful woman in the world!" Yoona cryptically handed Kim Taeyeon and others opposite her as she spoke. Little eyes, although I don’t know what the specific situation is, but I still need to cooperate.

The topic was quickly picked up by Kim Taeyeon and others. Together with several hosts, they began to tease Xu Xian, insisting on forcing Xu Xian to describe her beauty. Seeing that she couldn't say anything, they asked her to guess about Li Menglong. What do you like most about her?

Xu Xian's face turned red at that time. When she appeared on variety shows, especially when she was with the Unnies, she was mostly just showing off. She didn't expect to be abandoned by them today. Thanks to her good upbringing, even though her current problems are very serious. It was embarrassing for her, but Xu Xian didn't want to avoid it. After all, he was on a show.

"Hmm... maybe oppa likes my personality. He always says that she and I are very similar. We have many common hobbies!" Xu Xian lowered his head and said slightly shyly.

Everyone was obviously dissatisfied with this answer. What was the point of such a thing as her personality? What specific part of her body did she like? This question seemed so ambiguous. Of course, it also made them all look particularly vulgar.

This question was obviously a bit over the top. Logically speaking, Xu Xian could just keep her mouth shut. After all, the girls couldn't really force her, but Xu Xian couldn't stand it, so she hesitated and spoke: "Maybe It’s your waist, Oppa will peek every time you wear a midriff-baring outfit!”

The hosts headed by Kim Kura obviously felt like they had caught a big fish, and they were all excited to shout out. However, it was Kim Taeyeon and the others who made the move before them. After all, it was their first time hearing this. As I said, everyone was screaming with excitement. Let’s see how Li Menglong defends himself this time!

Li Menglong who was outside sprayed a mouthful of tea directly on the back of the director's head. He didn't even bother to apologize and started coughing violently. Xu Xian was simply trying to trick people. When did he secretly glance at her waist? ? If you don't know, just come and ask. It's not like Li Menglong didn't tell her that his favorite thing was Xu Xian's apple-shaped muscles, which were quite comfortable whether looking at or squeezing them.

As for Xu Xian's statement, he can't deny it. Maybe he was caught by a girl when he was peeking, but things have to be viewed dialectically. This kind of peeking is not just for her. Every time the girls wear When the weather is cool, he will secretly take a few glances. This is just a male instinct. Everyone likes to appreciate beautiful things.

And it’s okay for others to say this, and it can probably be explained by the effect of the program. But with Xu Xian’s character and reputation accumulated over the years, he has already foreseen the next bombardment of him on the Internet. The only thing to be thankful for is He rarely goes online.

The commotion outside finally caught everyone's attention. Looking at Li Menglong, who was embarrassingly wiping the director's hair behind the camera not far away, the girls immediately started shouting. Of course, because of the presence of the camera, they became much more ladylike: "Li Menglong, you are indeed a Abnormal!" "We actually brought you here to be our assistant, what a sin!" "After the show ends, please give us an explanation!"

Li Menglong really wanted to scold him. This group of people were so extravagant on camera. Of course, they would not restrain themselves in private. It was amazing that everyone would get angry. Anyway, no one would die in the end. For sure.

Xu Xian seemed to feel that his words were ambiguous, so he kept apologizing to Li Menglong with his hands clasped together, and his big eyes blinked pitifully. However, Li Menglong was also a little unsure now. Was he Xu Xian who was evil-minded now? ?

Sometimes Li Menglong hates it. He has no time to ask Xu Xian to learn how to direct. Now his acting skills have improved a lot. At least it is no longer a problem to deceive Li Menglong. Of course, it has something to do with Li Menglong's love for her too much. Girls At least it's still distinguishable.

The scene is a mess. I guess the director is definitely murdering people right now. Not to mention the personal attacks, the show has wasted another five minutes. You must know that girls’ time is limited, and this wasted time is included in their costs. .

Fortunately, Li Menglong expressed his understanding and delayed it for half an hour depending on the situation. This made the director relieved. As for Li Menglong, he habitually checked the status of each girl, and found that Yoona was now lowered. His head lay on the table,

No wonder something was missing just now. It was obviously the naughty Yoona who was missing. You know she likes to join in the fun, but now she looks like this. This is not a smile. The trembling of her body is more like painful.

He took out the thick notebook directly from the backpack behind him and hurriedly opened it to the bookmarked night. There were groups of messy numbers on it. A stranger would never be able to guess the meaning of it. Only Li Menglong himself knew what it was. Girls' menstrual cycles.

Don’t think that Lee Meng Yong is a pervert. Almost every manager must master these, otherwise it will be troublesome if he doesn’t take precautions in advance. But it seems that it is not Yoona’s time. Of course, because he is not a woman, he has no say. , let’s deal with it first. It’s impossible to watch Yoona lying there and suffering.

Because the first segment of the program was not even halfway through the recording, it was not impossible to interrupt the recording directly, but it did have the intention of causing trouble for the girls. In desperation, I simply ran out from behind the camera. You must know that there is a door on the side. Yes, although the decorative elements are a bit bigger.

Li Menglong's sudden entrance really startled everyone. Kim Kura at the other end, as the core of this show, naturally had to stand up immediately: "Excuse me, are you in the wrong place? This is At the filming location of our show, the guests’ lounge is next door!”

"Really? This is so embarrassing!" Li Menglong was dealing with it while quickly thinking of specific words. Even with his wit, he had no good excuse for a while. You must know that this is to pull guests away from the filming scene. Go out, any excuse is pale.

In this case, there is no need to take it too seriously. It sounds like a lie anyway: "I bought a cup of hot tea outside. Coincidentally, the boss is a fan of girls. After I asked, it turned out to be Yoona's." fan!"

"So? Are you going to ask Yoona to sign autographs for him during the filming of the show?"

"Can you please let me finish what I'm saying?" Li Menglong complained. It's true that the guy opposite has a stern face, which naturally makes people dislike him. Of course, he also knows that what he is doing is not authentic, but there is nothing he can do about it: "I didn't bring any money, so I wanted Yoona to go over and pay for it for me!"

Li Menglong's lousy excuse stunned the audience, not because it was perfect, but because he wondered if he dared to be any worse? Come here to interrupt the normal shooting because you have no money? What is the logic? Was it taught by a physical education teacher?

If this group of people's contemptuous look is real, it is too strong. Even a good boy like Xu Xian's eyes are full of suspicion. If you have already made excuses, then don't explain anymore. Anyway, you don't expect this group of people to believe it.

So under everyone's surprised gazes, Li Menglong supported Yoona, whose cheeks were a little flushed, and walked out. Of course, the girls all noticed Yoona's problem when they passed by, so they all secretly gave Li Menglong a thumbs up. Then he decisively dealt with the host's ridicule for Li Menglong. At this time, you still have to help your own family.

Li Menglong helped YoonA take all the blame. Even though it was him who was whispered and scolded by the production team behind his back later, just as he walked outside, YoonA who was still a little weak suddenly gained strength. For a moment, Li Menglong thought that this was It's a prank.

Fortunately, Yoona had no intention of teasing him. She was about to ascend to the sky. While running forward, she put one hand on her butt. This action seemed familiar to Li Menglong. It seemed that he had just I was in a similar state when I ran to the bathroom.

Even though they were far away, Li Menglong heard the roar of happiness coming from the bathroom. Many times happiness is so simple, such as Yoona sitting on the toilet...