Chapter 31 Article 23
"Let me live here? Forget it, my place is very comfortable." Li Menglong refused without thinking.
"Why?"
"Then why do you have to let me live here?"
"There are many reasons." Li Shunkui pointed his fingers: "First of all, as an assistant, you have to be close to me. If you live so far away, what will you do when you meet fans? And you still have to take care of your life. Don't you come here every day? Shall I send food? And I have a charger for the game console..."
Hearing Li Shunkui's absurd and unruly reasons, Li Menglong himself couldn't tell which one he was moved by, but the results were similar, that is, Li Menglong agreed to live in, but his intention was to stay with her for a while. .
And Xiaoxian felt that as one of the initiators of this incident, she immediately took out an expired calendar from the corner and wrote the title on the back: Rules for Cohabitation Period.
"Do you have any request? Menglong oppa."
"Tell me first, I'll take a look first."
"Then I'll write it." After saying something to the stunned two, Xu Xian began to write meticulously: Li Menglong
1. The first floor is the living space, and it is absolutely forbidden to step into the female living area on the second floor
2. Responsible for cleaning the sanitation on the first floor, the woman has the obligation to maintain
3. Male underwear is not allowed to appear on the balcony
4. You are absolutely not allowed to be shirtless, and the shortest shorts must cover your knees
...
23. In case of force majeure such as cockroaches and light bulb failures in the room, if invited by a woman, you can step on the second floor as appropriate
Looking at the eloquent twenty-three clauses, Xu Xian felt that there were no interesting loopholes. If Li Menglong strictly abided by this agreement, there should be no accidents.
Li Shunkui looked at the proud maknae, in fact, these are things that need to be bumped slowly in life, but it's hard for the maknae to put in so much effort, she also smiled and agreed.
Li Menglong is not dissatisfied, it is what he should or intends to do, and according to Xiaoxian's contract, he can be less harassed: "I have no other demands on Li Shunkui, just write me a copy and give it to her." Forget about cockroaches and light bulbs, she can’t reach them even if she doesn’t dare to hit them.”
"Ah, Li Menglong, what do you mean?" Miss Li Shunkui who was ridiculed naturally couldn't bear it, and pointed angrily at the conditions.
"How simple, don't you understand?" Li Menglong explained to her one by one: "The first one is not to enter my room, just watch TV in the living room. The second one is to clean the second floor by yourself, don't ask me to help !"
When Li Menglong was talking, Li Shunkui couldn't help complaining and glanced at the maknae. Didn't this block her back? Li Menglong continued to say: "Women's underwear is absolutely not allowed on the balcony, and shirtless is not allowed. The shorts should be short enough to cover the knees..."
If these conditions were considered normal for Li Menglong, but it would be too much for Li Shunkui to be so intact. Would she, Li Shunkui, come down naked? And didn't he know that women have such an eye-catching artifact as hot pants?
In short, Li Shunkui felt that she had been greatly insulted, which really challenged her bottom line, so she started watching Li Menglong chattering non-stop, while Li Menglong calmly looked at the TV, as if she didn't hear anything.
Xu Xian didn't expect a treaty to make Li Shunkui so angry, but seeing the two quarreled as if they had experienced thousands of times, she had the illusion that the two had known each other for a long time.
Sure enough, now Li Shunkui is no longer obsessed with that contract, but started grabbing the remote control instead, as if seeing that this room will never be deserted again, Xu Xian doesn't know what he did right, but it's all right now.
"Then I'll go back to O'Neill first, and I will cook the dishes I learned today for my mother in the evening." Xu Xian said to the two with her hair tied back.
"Wait for me, give me a ride." Li Menglong got up from the stall, not even having the desire to say goodbye to Li Shunkui. Thinking of the more people who complained behind watching TV in the future, I mourned for the future life in my heart two seconds.
"Okay." Knowing that Li Menglong was going back to pack his things, Xiao Xian didn't say much, but Li Shunkui ran up without saying a word. The two of them put on their coats and didn't see each other coming down, so they just I could yell something upstairs.
Li Menglong has already pulled up Xu Xian's sleeves, who knows what strange things will happen if it drags on, but if disasters come, there is no way to avoid them. Li Shunkui's panting voice can already be heard behind him, obviously running all the way down from the second floor.
Sitting in Xu Xian's car, Li Menglong looked at the pink schoolbag beside him, very curious about what was inside, but even more curious about what Li Shunkui thought: "Yeah, I'll just come over tomorrow, you're still afraid that I'll run away Already."
"Tch, this is the boss caring about the lives of his subordinates, why not help you move?" Li Shunkui gave him a blank look through the rearview mirror.
"If you really want to help me, you can call a moving company. You can figure out what's going on, it's nothing more than you watching me do it." Li Menglong responded bluntly, and for Miss Li Shunkui tomorrow. He is skeptical about how much work he dares to do.
"Okay, let's go here, the broken road inside will hurt your car, go home and say hello to Mama Xu, I will go to see her in a while." Li Shunkui directly ignored the bag that Li Menglong handed over, leaned forward and said to Xiaoxian .
"Understood, Oh Ni, call me if you have something to do, and Menglong Oppa is too." Looking at the two standing there who seemed to be arguing again, she felt that Oh Ni would not be lonely anymore.
"I do my own thing, I, a person with amnesia, knows it, don't you?" Although it is only a small schoolbag, Li Menglong just doesn't want to help her carry it, and it's not that he can't carry it.
But Li Shunkui enjoyed this quarreling feeling very much, he refused to take it no matter what, and finally just skipped and ran forward.
On the small road, Li Shunkui put his hands together against the sun and said: "Let's go eat fried chicken tonight, this time I brought cash."
Although he could only see a piece of light, Li Menglong knew that she must be smiling beautifully at this time, and he also secretly promised to let her keep smiling, after all, women who love to laugh are not ugly, right?
