Chapter 830 True flattery

Yoona didn't know when she fell asleep, but when she woke up in the morning, there was no one in the room. But it was okay, but why was it okay?

Then Yoona started to use her cerebellum, constantly discovering things that she really wanted to forget last night. She seemed to be chasing Li Menglong to bite her, she seemed to have become a crazy woman, she seemed to have taken the initiative to grab Li Menglong's hand...

Finally recalling the best part, Yoona let out a meaningless scream and fell directly onto the quilt. Then her two long legs kept shaking in the air. Most men will definitely feel "leg dizzy" when they see her. "of.

Yoona really felt ashamed to see others, especially after she could completely recall the whole incident. Did Li Menglong handle this matter wrong? No, at most he can resist when Yoona holds his hand.

But it makes sense for her not to resist. After all, if it were Yoona in that situation, she would be stupid as well. But did she lose her mind and go crazy yesterday? Dare to do anything? Will Li Menglong suspect that she is a little silver baby?

Yoona, who was in her wild thoughts, was strangely quiet again, and then hit her head on the mattress, because she thought about it again, and it seemed that she even told the matter in front of the girls!

"I really can't live anymore! Just let me die!" Yoona wailed twice in the room and found that no one was paying attention to her, and then decisively moved to the stairs on the second floor. After all, she had to show her death to outsiders. No, otherwise so many people who commit suicide every year would just find a place where there are few people, and those who are brave enough to do justice would also be implicated.

One hand was holding on to the wooden railing, and he stretched his head out through the gap in the middle. He could see part of the kitchen and living room. The girls and Li Menglong were there, seemingly having breakfast.

After clearing his throat, he still needs to be in good physical condition when wailing: "I can't get through the day, just let me go. Don't come here to stop me, Ouni, Xiaoxian, it's useless!"

Because it was a bird's-eye view, Yoona couldn't see everyone's expressions. If she could have seen them, she might have really jumped, because except for Seohyun and Lee Mong-ryong, the expressions of the other girls turned out to be impatient!

It’s not that I’m tired of Yoona, it’s just that we’re eating right now, can’t we wait until after dinner for the Unnies to play with you? Besides, Yoona is a singer after all, and her loud voice is at least unspeakable, so when Yoona shouted in the room, everyone heard her, but they just didn't bother to pay attention.

But despite saying this, Yoona is "seeking death". Everyone can't point at Yoona on the first floor and shout loudly, even though Kim Taeyeon wants to say: You are jumping...

With food still chewing in her mouth, Kim Taeyeon really couldn't bear to listen to Yoona's wailing. She was about to record an album in two days, and her voice couldn't be wasted like this, so she took the initiative to go up.

But then the other girls were summoned one after another, and finally even Li Menglong was summoned, which made him a little worried. Isn’t this girl Yoona really going to do something? She won’t do it. !

With Yoona's thick skin, it would be okay if she impulsively hit a wall yesterday, bit her finger and wrote a bloody note, but she should have calmed down this morning, and jumping off the building again would not be her style. .

But as soon as Li Menglong came up, he knew that he was overthinking, or that he had forgotten that the way girls opened things up could not be judged by common sense, so although the scene in front of him was absurd, it was also in line with the girls' usual style.

I saw Yoona lying on the floor, with her good figure on full display, but this is not the point. The peerless face that Yoona is most proud of is now difficult to show because her head is stuck by two pillars. .

This kind of thing is not uncommon. After all, it is easy to squeeze in and difficult to get out in many places. It is especially obvious to squeeze into the railing. But it is more funny for such a big person and a big star to make such a low-level mistake.

"Otherwise, this will be Yoona's personal skill from now on, and it might become popular!" Li Menglong was very unscrupulous and added fuel to the fire.

Although Yoona couldn't see Lee Mong-ryong, she could hear it. The old and new grudges were combined and she couldn't care less about her shyness. She immediately swung her jade legs, so Lee Soon-gyu and Kim Taeyeon at the side Disaster.

While Yoona was being spanked and punished, Li Menglong could no longer watch the fun, and would have to go to work soon: "It stands to reason that if the head can get through, the body can get over too!"

"Then what? Do you really want Yoona to jump from the second floor?" Lee Soon Kyu, who was touching Yoona's butt repeatedly, said speechlessly. They didn't want today's headlines to become: Big star Lin Yoona jumped from the second floor of her house. Jump down!

"You can throw something down there. After a while, you should hit the ground face first, right? There's no danger in Yoona's thick skin!"

"Lee Mongryong!" Yoona wanted to kick her again, but she took care of Lee Soonkyu and the others and endured it.

"Okay, I'll just go get the saw and cut off that section of the railing!" Li Menglong stopped joking, and when he came up, he brought a piece of bread and stuffed it into the girl's belly.

It only takes a few minutes to saw a small railing, but something happened in just these minutes that Yoona didn't want to see. It could even be said to be even more embarrassing than yesterday.

If what happened last night was a little pink, then what we have now is a little yellow; if what we had last night had an ambiguous and fragrant smell, then what we have now is a bit pungent and eye-catching. .

As for the thing itself, it's just an action. Everyone has to do it many times a day, but usually they find a place where no one is around, and sometimes they even have to endure it deliberately.

It's just that Yoona couldn't bear it anymore, or her gastrointestinal movement was better in the morning, and Lee Soon Kyu and Kim Taeyeon had been inhumanely stimulating her buttocks. It was really not a surprise to fart accidentally.

However, there are many types of farts. The so-called loud farts are not smelly, and smelly farts are not loud. Yoona has gone to great lengths today and developed a third type of fart that is loud and smelly. With the sound of "poof", Lee Soon Kyu's face immediately turned green when he was facing Yoona's butt.

In particular, she could even feel a breeze blowing against her face. Although farting is not that disgusting thing, would anyone catch someone's butt with their face? Lee Soon Kyu did it today, especially the long lasting aftertaste that followed.

Lee Soon Kyu didn't even bother to hit Yoona. He covered his mouth and ran to the bathroom. Whether she could spit out something depended on her mental endurance. In fact, the physical stimulation was not that great.

Although the girls around him were not as directly affected as Li Soonkyu, the shock wave of the chemical weapons was still poisoning them, and they all covered their mouths and noses and retreated far away.

"Lin Yuner, what did you eat last night?" This is the first and biggest question of the girls. It is really that the level of this fart is too inconsistent with the image of the goddess Yoona.

It’s just that Yoona had no time to reply to them. Yoona already regretted why she didn’t just jump off the stairs so early in the morning and why she still came here to continue to be embarrassed. This was almost as embarrassing as last night’s convulsions. They are no different, except that one is active and the other is passive.

Yoona felt that today was definitely the most embarrassing day in her more than twenty years of life. From last night to this morning, Yoona didn't even know if there would be another night, but these two things were enough for her. Lin Yoona, die beautifully!

Just when Yoona was feeling discouraged, she heard a very rhythmic voice coming from her ears. Just as she was about to turn around, she heard Li Menglong scolding: "Don't move around, you are sawing the railing, it will be done soon!" "

Li Menglong's originally extremely annoying voice was now like a fairy tale. It at least gave Yoona a reason to continue living: There are still people who don't dislike me!

The other girls looked at Li Menglong's calm look and admired him greatly. If Li Menglong was still single, everyone would doubt whether he risked his life for love. As for this kind of thing, it would move girls more than sending flowers or eating. , playing romance is much more touching.

"If you love someone, you have to face their shit calmly!" Kim Taeyeon summed it up in a low voice due to random thoughts, but then she felt that it was a good selling point: "How about you use this plot in a TV series? !”

"Look?" Li Menglong said angrily, and then protected Yoona's head and got out of the gap: "Okay, Xiaoxian, clean this up, and do whatever you need to do!"

Looking at Li Menglong's calm back, Yoona was really moved. What is friendship? This is called friendship. Although it is far from love, Yoona expresses her feelings without hesitation: "If Sunkyu Unni kicks you in the future, oppa can consider me!"

"Well, if you are still single by then, just the two of us will live together!" Li Menglong replied perfunctorily. Being able to say many words in name means that at least he does not have any dark thoughts, so he can be regarded as Breathed a sigh of relief.

"What's the point of living with this sycophant!" Xiuying emphasized her tone directly, and then looked at Li Menglong expectantly: "Come with me! I have all the advantages they have!"

"Well, you will come with me then!"

"Get out of here! It's not enough for each of you to be an old girl, right? Let me get married!" Li Shungui got out of the bathroom, but the route he took was the farthest away from Yoona.

Li Shun Kyu really has a shadow on Yoona now. Looking at this girl, the tip of her own nose seems to be inexplicably wafting that smell out of thin air: "Ah, Lin Yoona! Be more careful! Don't come over..."

"You will come with me then!" Li Menglong turned around and pressed Xu Xian's head and said. The girl was satisfied and started to clean up, but Xu Xian was a little scared of the heavily polluted area.