Chapter 900 What’s wrong with being fat?

After taking a shower to refresh myself, I ate some of Xu Xian's Love Ramen. This kind of food with seasoning packets is good. I no longer have to worry about Xu Xian's personal innovation, so Li Menglong ate very sweetly.

After all, he got up too early, it was just after six o'clock, so after washing the dishes, Xu Xian yawned again and glanced at Li Menglong on the balcony. Xu Xian made him a cup of coffee and then lay down on another rocking chair. down.

It seems like she hasn't sat here for a long time. Unknowingly, she and Li Menglong seemed to be a lot busier. They may not have noticed it before, but now Xu Xian understands why Li Menglong is unwilling to do so many things. It's not because of laziness or tiredness. , but that way, we would lose a lot of time together.

"From now on, let's fix a few days of rest every month, and everyone should stay at home!" Xu Xian suggested in a low voice.

Li Menglong glanced at her and nodded indifferently. Although he felt that this was a bit deliberate, there was nothing wrong with it. He stretched out his hand to touch Xu Xian's head, but it was embarrassing that the distance was missing.

Looking at Xu Xian who was watching the excitement on the other side, Li Menglong almost walked down and knocked her on the head. Fortunately, after hooking his fingers, Xu Xian reluctantly brought her head over and let Li Menglong touch it, as if completing a ritual. generally.

"Go to sleep! I'm so sleepy that I can't even open my eyes!"

"Well! Good night, oppa!" Xu Xian muttered and then fell asleep deeply, while Li Menglong slowly lay down and looked out the window in trance, thinking about yesterday's conversation and the current situation of the company. The way out, I had a headache for a while.

The girls have had nothing to do in the past two or three days. They can just practice their dances and songs when they have free time. After all, they will officially come back in a few days. Generally speaking, groups will have to go on variety shows to warm up their albums during this period, but obviously girls don't need this process.

After all, with the popularity of the girls, they can just release an album and come back. As for the variety show, let’s see the specific time and invitation. But with the relationship between Li Menglong and Yoo Jae Suk, it is estimated that Yoo Jae Suk’s show will be on by then!

The girls don’t have unlimited sleep during their days off. They usually leave around twelve o’clock at the latest. After all, snacks cannot be eaten as meals, and they also need to add some carbohydrates, but this time they will first go to the refrigerator when searching. Look at the balcony, and then look at Li Menglong's room.

Several girls in the living room were playing with their mobile phones or watching TV series. Li Menglong and Xu Xian on the balcony were reading books accompanied by the sounds of nature she played. The people on both sides were doing completely different things, but it was strange. harmonious.

And why didn't the girls go back upstairs? On the one hand, it was fun for everyone to stay together, and on the other hand, they were guarding the corpse. They were eager to see if Kim Taeyeon and the others could get up.

At 3:16 in the afternoon, Li Menglong's closed door secretly opened a gap. Through the narrow field of vision, Kim Taeyeon felt that everything seemed normal outside. Although the sound of the TV could be heard, someone probably forgot to turn it off while watching the TV series. Well, otherwise why isn't there any discussion?

Little did they know that Kim Taeyeon was also thinking about it. The main chatterers while watching the TV series were all lying in the room. Without them as the three topic makers, although the girls would tease each other, their combat effectiveness would be reduced a lot.

After waving her hands behind her, Kim Taeyeon was the first to stick her head out, and then saw a strange scene. Everyone on the sofa could perfectly see Kim Taeyeon's current state in various postures and angles, even on the balcony. Li Menglong stood up.

Instinctively, I want to retract my head, but is it possible that I won’t come out for the rest of my life? Kim Taeyeon then broke the pot and walked out carelessly, pinching her waist: "What are you looking at? Have you never seen a beautiful woman?"

"Your beauty has a cigarette voice?" "Your beauty's hair is as messy as a chicken coop?" "Your beauty's face is as swollen as a tomato?"

The girls had been waiting for this moment for at least two hours, so this wave of ridicule was sharp and violent. Kim Taeyeon, who had just woken up and even had some pain in her head, was obviously very weak in combat. Even with Lee Soon Kyu and Yoona, she was no match. , so I could only cut off one of his fingers.

The target for breakthrough is also easy to find. Kim Taeyeon angrily walked to Li Menglong: "Tell me, did you deliberately get us drunk yesterday? Did you do something shameful to us three beauties?"

"I knew you would ask such a shameless question, so I was smart enough not to let Xiaoxian drink yesterday. You can just ask her, am I very smart?" Li Menglong looked like he was about to praise me.

This is troublesome. They can't even change the subject by playing tricks. Is it possible that the image of the three of them as goddesses has collapsed like this? It’s inappropriate!

Seemingly seeing the hesitation in Kim Taeyeon's heart, Li Menglong didn't mind helping her: "That's right, no one forced you yesterday. It was all because you wanted to drink. Maybe as an alcoholic, you were suppressed. It’s been too long!”

"You are the drunkard! We are goddesses!"

"Guilty, goddess drunkard!"

She was too lazy to argue with Li Menglong on this issue, mainly because the facts were not on their side. Although Kim Taeyeon didn't mind using strong words, it was very troublesome to argue with her current brain, so she decided to wash up first and let her brain calm down. Sober up.

However, as the three of them walked to the bathroom, three screams were heard one after another. This was as it should be. You know how much alcohol Jeju Island had just drank that day, and the image of the girls was in jeopardy. They were really drunk yesterday, it would be strange if they didn't scream.

After all, as celebrities, girls are basically beautiful all year round, so they rarely see this extremely sloppy image. They saw it twice in just a few days. I have to say that surprises always come. So sudden.

Girls generally like to wear ponytails at home, which makes it easier to do everything. But after washing, the three of them all had straight hair and covered most of their cheeks. After all, their faces were too swollen. If they weren't covered, what would be the difference between them and their big-faced faces.

It was already sad enough, but after seeing the food prepared for them on the table, their hearts could sink to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. However, Kim Taeyeon and others could not complain because they were the ones who made the mistake.

As for the food, it is still very rich. The hot ramen soup is the leftovers from Li Menglong's morning meal, the kind without a single noodle; a large bowl of vegetable salad, of course without salad dressing; a fruit platter in the middle, plus A big glass of yam juice!

This is the dinner Xu Xian prepared for these three hungover Ernies. That’s right, it’s not breakfast or lunch. After eating this meal, the girls have no chance to eat anything else that day.

Xu Xian didn't want this, but he came back soon. It would be very troublesome for these three unnies if they don't lose weight. Fortunately, as female idols, they all have their own opinions on weight loss, but it's just necessary Have a heart that can bear to hate.

Although Li Sungyu and others couldn't bear to do this to themselves, Xu Xian and others couldn't bear it, so the three girls sat pitifully in the dining room. From time to time they looked up at the living room watching the fun and supervising everyone, and then they poked the girls in front of them hard. That potted grass, you might as well sprinkle some vinegar or something on it, but just eat it raw? They are not sheep!

"Ah, is this how you treat Unnie? I'm going to sue you for abuse!" Li Soonkyu couldn't eat anymore, even though he was very hungry.

"I know something about it. I'm so fat that I'm like a ball. How dare I go out to drink? You know you gained at least a pound yesterday. How scary!" Jung Soo-yeon, as Lee Soon-gyu's Ernie, naturally stood up and accused: "Besides, He’ll be back in a few days, so bear with it!”

"What's wrong with my comeback? Maybe fans like me when I'm chubby?" After saying that, Li Soonkyu ran directly to Li Menglong, leaned down from behind him, and faced Li Menglong's face: "Am I good-looking? ?”

Li Menglong couldn't help but burst out laughing, and when he sat up subconsciously, he bumped into Li Soonkyu's forehead. As a result, Lee Soonkyu was knocked to the ground by a headbutt, but the pain in his body was obviously not as good as the grievance in his heart.

"What's wrong with being fatter? They all look down on me, right? Can I quit? I want to quit the group, I want to go solo! I want to gain weight and express myself!" Li Shunkyu let out a cry of freedom on the ground. Kim Taeyeon and Yoona also gave a high degree of support, and for a while Girls' Generation actually had the possibility of falling apart.

Of course, the weird atmosphere only lasted for a short while. Li Menglong had great experience in dealing with this situation. A bowl of ramen was placed in front of the three of them. In fact, Li Menglong secretly threw away half of it, which was equivalent to half of it. A serving of ramen.

"This is your last chance. No more quarreling after eating!" Li Menglong performed the two-peaches-and-threes-killing performance to the extreme: "Guess the punch, and the winner will take a bite!"

With ramen in front of him, who would remember the matter of quitting the group, and very lucky Lee Soon Kyu got the qualification to eat ramen for the first time. I saw Li Shungui biting his tongue subconsciously and opening his eyes as wide as possible.

Then the chopsticks reached into the bowl and spun around. At least two-thirds of the ramen was rolled up on the chopsticks by Lee Soon Kyu. Yoona and Kim Taeyeon felt heartbroken when they saw it: "Yeah, I have to put it all in my mouth." We just admitted it!”

"Don't worry!" As he spoke, Li Soonkyu began to move his chin with his other hand. That mouth was called a bloody mouth. With such a large roll of ramen stuffed in, Li Soonkyu didn't even have room to chew.

She covered her mouth with both hands to avoid wasting food. Lee Soon Kyu herself knew that this might be the last carbohydrate she could eat in the next few days, so she had to cherish it.

Half a bowl of ramen solved the disbandment crisis of Girls' Generation. I guess this news won't be popular online because it looks ridiculous. Although it was suspected of being a joke, it was not wrong in literal terms. Li Menglong successfully protected the girls once again.