Chapter 1874: Roasted gorilla

Marin looked at the warrior soldiers flying out and nodded in satisfaction:

"Well, yes, there are three successes of the La Masia diving team! Who is that, Busk, right? Don't secretly open your eyes! You are now killed, don't move!"

Heard the director Marin Martha's speech, the soldier immediately closed his eyes and dared not peek again. At this time, Deputy Director Kohler asked:

"Your Majesty, how to end after playing? Orcs take advantage of the opportunity?"

Marin nodded:

"Of course we have to take advantage of the opportunity to attack the city! However, we can arrange for the musketeers in the city to shoot empty guns, without warheads. Then, arrange for Kahn to pretend to be shot and the orcs will retreat ... you see, the chieftain is injured, the orcs Retirement is reasonable, right? "Marin has perfected his idea.

Koller used a pen to record Marlin's "script", while asking:

"How to deal with these corpses on the ground? If the French go out and check after the battle, it will be exposed ..."

"Shouldn't it ..." Marin said a little uncertainly.

"How about joining the stunned youth?"

"In this case ... Um ... well, let the orcs retreat, and by the way, carry these corpses away!" Marin thought.

"Take away? What do you mean? Why did the orcs take away the infantry bodies?" Kohler didn't understand.

Marin rolled his eyes and said:

"Of course it is carried back to eat!"

"Eat?" Kohler shook his hand in fright, and the quill fell off.

"Nonsense, the person I arranged for the orc is barbaric. Is it strange that the barbarian eats people? And, carrying the" corpse "away, the French will find no evidence. Could he dare to go to the orc camp? "Marin didn't have a good airway.

Kole picked up the quill, thought about it, and asked again:

"How to make the French believe that the orcs are really eating people? If you go back to" eat ", it's not shocking enough ..."

Marin thought for a while, should we really get a dead body to roast and show it to the Frenchman in the city? Inappropriate, really roasting people, Marin felt horrified. Finally, he thought about it and made a decision--

"Well, you send the African gorilla, the largest in the Aurich Zoo, to the Americas. Before you start, you will kill the gorilla, peel it, and cut off your head. The largest gorilla stands up to 1 Mi 7 or more, very human-like. "

"When the time comes, let Kahn and them put the skinless and headless gorilla in the shape of" big "in front of the enemy line and roast it on the grill. Let the city head see it and scare the French representative." Marin also stroked the word "big". After all, it was a Chinese character and Kohler didn't understand it.

The African gorilla at the new Mariinoli Zoo was bought from the Portuguese, who also bought it from the Kingdom of the Congo. Of course, when they were bought, these gorillas were still baby gorillas, and now they are grown up and are very strong. Peel the skin, remove the head, hang it on the stand, and look at it from a distance, I really thought it was a person.

At this moment, Kohler suddenly stopped and asked in embarrassment:

"Then ... Will Kahn show eating gorilla meat at that time?" Kahn is Kohler's older brother after all, and his brother eats human gorilla meat. Kohler always feels weird.

On the side, Kahn, who heard the conversation between the two, jumped up in shock:

"I don't eat orangutan meat when I am killed. I'm a human, not a beast! When I see human gorillas, I can't talk!"

Marin naturally knows that gorillas are human “big cousins” and will not really force their cronies to eat gorillas. So he waved his hand and said:

"Of course you won't let you eat gorillas, I mean, you set the camp first not far from the city walls, and only roast a gorilla at a position that can be seen on the head of the city. After roasting, carry it into the house Where to throw it. Then, instead of deer legs and wolf legs, pretend to be human arms and legs. Of course, first use a knife to repair the appearance of adult arms and legs, and cut off the hooves. After the gorilla is carried in, you hold Such fake arms and legs come out and nibble to the people above the city ... "

Saying that, Kahn felt better. Marin snorted coldly-hum, rare and weird, if you know the Lingnan people who will eat the emperor in the future, the orangutan monkey will eat it for you ... monkey brain to know ...

Next, Marin directed the scene of Kahn's shot ...

"Are you 2? Why did you lie down as soon as the gun shot?" Marin was angry when he saw Kahn lying down and pretending to die.

Kahn's face is innocent:

"Boss, I have never been shot, I don't know how to act ..."

Marin stroked his forehead and said:

"Okay, learn something!"

After talking, Marin grabbed the axe from Kahn and pretended to be his Grom. He roared and rushed towards the "wall". At this time, Kohler performed the acrobatic skills in coordination:

"boom--"

Malin, who was still in charge, stopped suddenly, as if he was electrocuted. Afterwards, Marin looked down and seemed to see his gunshot ...

At this time, Marin's left hand broke the bag of tomato juice at a very fast speed, and the bright red "blood" ran down. Then, Marin did not immediately fall, but leaned on the ground with a "blood roar", kneeling halfway on the ground, with a pained expression. However, he still shouted stubbornly:

"!"

After a toss for a while, I slowly fell down ...

At this time, Kohler took the lead to applaud, and Kahn and Cage and others looked at Marin with admiration and applauded together. As for the other dragon suits, I saw the big guys applauding and applauding together.

Cage was more flexible than Kahn, but he looked up and admired:

"Your Majesty is Your Majesty, deducing the image of a heroic and unyielding king. I think that after a real hero is shot, it should be like that!" Obviously, this product is flat.

Marin rolled his eyes and said, "Where is this?" Have you read "The Self-Cultivation of Actors"? I have n’t read it ... But, I have watched many movies, and the heroes are all acting like this. Only the dragon who ran to death lay down when he heard the gunshots, even struggling, he was killed directly ...

The fact is that after the bullet hits the human body, the blood flows out or flows into the chest cavity, the blood flow is almost the same, and the talent will die. It is a pity that the group performances in our anti-war **** drama ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ were all killed directly with one shot. Only the unlucky egg hit in the head (that is, the headshot) will be killed immediately ...

Next, it was the drama of "Ogrim" and "Durotan" holding the shot "Grom Hellscream" with all orcs retreating.

According to the plot, this group of people should be nervously running to "Grom" and shouting-"Great Chief, what's wrong with you?"

But Marin didn't know what to say in Orcish "Great Chief", he only knew how to say it in Chinese and English, but the French could hear it. Therefore, Marin can only edit on the spot:

"Follow me-Dad, yeah?" The following sentence is spoken in Chinese, Northeast accent ...

"Big guy, how did it drop?" Cage and Cilic shouted in a northeast accent with a big ballast flavor. Of course, the standard is not enough. Marin helped correct it a few times before it was like that.

Of course, these are not important. What is important is that as long as the French watching the battle on the city believe it. So, I really forgot the lines, Marin allowed them to say "1234567", but they couldn't shout too loudly, so that the French in the city could hear them. Moreover, the expression must be serious, not allowed to laugh ...

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At this time, on the Orangutan Hill in the Aurich Zoo, just defeated all male gorillas to become the king of the orangutans, and the strongest gorilla "King Kong" who is talking to the female orangutans is not yet known. The Americas are peeled and roasted ... so, now is its last happy time at the zoo ...

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