Chapter 392: Edward relieves
The fat brothers brought too much caviar. At the beginning, they were in Italy. Under the guidance of the master chef, they marinated a few large jars of caviar. The amount was sufficient, enough for the king and couple to eat for two or three months. .
For example, this time, the two fat "Tony" brought a tray of caviar. Although the king and his wife have served a large dish, there is still a lot left.
Unfortunately, King Louis XII and Queen Anne both ate, but there were still many in the tray. Moreover, the caviar on the plate in front of the two has not eaten up yet.
What makes Louis XII and Queen Anne depressed is that the Fat Brothers said that there are still many dishes behind. Such as fried steak, bacon pizza and pasta ...
Needless to say, those who dare to get in front of the king and queen are the finest food. However, they couldn't eat any more. So Louis XII waved his hand in regret, saying:
"Do it at noon tomorrow, I can't eat today ..."
On the side, Queen Anne rubbing her stomach carefully nodded.
It was not until then that Louis XII discovered that Count Durte, who said he was going to rub the rice, had not eaten yet ...
Looking at Earl Durte, Louis XII waved his big hand--
"Make some food for Anbo. As for this caviar, it looks like a lot. Let Anbo give the rest of the tray ..."
In fact, Earl Durte had been hungry for a long time, and after seeing the king and queen eat so well, he quietly wiped a few saliva. Upon hearing Louis XII's words, the Earl of Durte immediately exaggerated and expressed a grateful expression, sobbing:
"Your Majesty Xie rewards!"
Then, Louis XII, the bulging belly, and Queen Anne, also bulging, went to the bedroom to rest. The Earl of Durte, in a hurry, also left the palace.
In the middle of the night, Louis XII, who ate a large plate of truffles, suddenly came to have sex, and wanted to discuss the great cause of creation with the queen. Anyway, the two's stomachs are too full, not suitable for making people. Otherwise, if you are face to face, your stomach is on your stomach ...
But it is undeniable that eating truffles does have the function of "helping to enjoy". Louis XII was overjoyed and ordered the next day-to eat truffles every day ...
Louis XII is already a 43-year-old middle-aged man. In the 21st century, 43-year-old may be full of vigour. But in Europe in the 16th century, the 43-year-old is a middle-aged or old man who may hang up at any time.
When people get older, there will be some fatigue and lack of sexuality. At least, Louis XII was sexually deficient in the face of Queen Anne. And eating truffles can help to make Louis XII overjoyed. Because, this let him see the hope of having a son.
However, what Louis XII did not know was that the chef who made him truffles, especially the contraceptive pill in the truffle ...
Therefore, although Louis XII often ate truffles and ate the queen later, he did not see the queen pregnant. And he found a lover, but soon became pregnant. Therefore, he believed that the queen was in poor health and could not get pregnant, but did not know that she was given birth control pills.
The method of giving birth control pills is too hidden. This thing is harmless to men, not even contraception. The fat brothers boldly finished eating truffles and deliberately "stealed" one or two slices to reassure those supervisors. Faced with this situation, who can understand?
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Just as the fat brothers gave Queen Anne a pill, likewise, the cook who was sent by the Earl of Durt to the Queen of the York family, Edward, also gave Anna the same contraceptive pill.
Moreover, in order to prevent Anna from eating other cooks' food, the smart Earl of Durte sent a spy to learn cooking when he sent someone into the palace to learn cooking with the fat brothers.
When the spy chef learns the cooking skills, Earl Durt intends to replace another chef who only knows how to cook French dark cuisine of this era (just a little better than England), so that the spy chef who has mastered the new style of delicious can continue Give Anna a birth control pill ...
Poor Anna didn't know that she was pitted by her father ...
On the island of Ireland, Anna continues to eat French dark cuisine that is a little better than English dark cuisine. And Anna ’s husband, Edward of the York family, successfully sent troops to occupy Ormond, following the advice given by Marin through the North Sea Chamber of Commerce, and captured Thomas Butler, Earl of Ormond, and his daughter Them.
Thomas Butler has no sons, only daughters. His second daughter, Margaret Butler, married Sir William Bolling.
This Sir William Bolling may not be famous, but his granddaughter Anne Bolling is famous. Because Anne Bolling is the second queen of Henry VIII, and the mother of Queen Elizabeth I ...
In this military operation, Morris's army, Earl of Desmond, as provoked at the southwest border of Ormond, really attracted most of Ormond's troops.
Then Edward's army commander drove straight in and captured Kilkenny, the capital of Ormond. Attacking Kilkenny is very simple, because, Edward La came to the heavy artillery.
The Kingdom of Ormond is inland on the island of Ireland, and Thomas Butler, Earl of Ormond, is a 78-year-old man, and it is difficult to handle government affairs. Therefore, Ormond has no defense against Edward's army.
After all, the English army battled Edward's army before. According to the thoughts of the people of Ormond, Edward should suffer severe losses at this time. It is only right to recuperate and rest at home. How can he rush to attack others at this time?
As a result, the Omunde State has little to prevent Edward from attacking them. Moreover, Kilkenny's city gate did not change the iron gate or Mongolian iron skin.
So, Edward's army pulled out the heavy artillery, blasted, and after blasting out the big hole, stuffed a gunpowder barrel into it. Then everything is over ...
Upon learning that Edward had captured Kilkenny, Morris, Earl of Desmond immediately persuaded and annexed more than two thousand Ormond troops from the front and the Desmond army ~ www.wuxiaspot .com ~ And according to the agreement, occupied the southern half of Ormond.
And Edward led his soldiers all the way west, all the way to the Shannon River, and obtained a channel to the Atlantic ...
After that, the people of the North Sea Chamber of Commerce immediately took the seized ship to the sea, contacted the ships of the North Sea Chamber of Commerce that had been wandering on the sea, and prepared the related matters of grain transportation. Once the grain delivery is successful, Edward's grain shortage is immediately resolved ...
In fact, since the defeat of Ormond, Edward ’s food shortage has been relieved to a certain extent. After all, Ormond has food. Although the agriculture of Ormond is not developed in the Kingdom of Kings near Dublin in the east, it has a certain scale. Moreover, the local livestock industry is well developed and there are many sheep. Omundebo has also introduced a large number of English semi-fine wool sheep due to its vassal relationship with England. It is also a wool-producing area. In addition, there are a large number of meat-based indigenous sheep of the Irish island, which can be used as food.
However, if Edward plundered the local people's food and livestock as food, it will inevitably cause fierce resistance. Therefore, receiving food from the North Sea Chamber of Commerce is the most reliable way to solve the food shortage, and it will not cause chaos.
As for what it costs? Edward had long thought about it—to continue to give the president of the Beihai Chamber of Commerce “Edison” a separate territory. In addition, Ormond has 30,000 semi-fine wool sheep of the English breed. Edward decided to pay 10,000 as a "down payment" to compensate for the value of food. As for the knighthood and the fiefs, he can only be fulfilled after he seizes the throne of England ... but anyway, the difficulties in front of Edward are finally over ...
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