Chapter 1936:
"At that time, the Jade Emperor had ruled the heavens for many years, and had already filled the gaps in his mind. Originally, that guy rebelled to fill his mind, and the most spiritual way was the best at divination, so he sensed the crisis."
"He is also decisive enough, and immediately gave up the position of Heavenly Emperor, activated the backhand, and started to detach directly."
"And because of my early detachment, I was lost in the outer universe, and I was called back by him with a secret technique buried in the spirit. "
Speaking of this, Haotian twitched the corners of his mouth and said with a sullen expression.
"Then, the next second... that little monkey hits..."
Haotian's tone was a little scared: "You know what? How did I feel when I saw Sister Taiyi disguised as a golden cudgel, and then watched the monkey waving the golden cudgel and calling at me. ?"
You looked at Haotian's green face, and said with a suffocated breath that he wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh:
"Sorry, I don't understand, I even want to laugh."
He finally understood why the Bull Demon King said that Haotian came forward to mediate the dispute between Taiyi and the Jade Emperor, because if he didn't mediate, he would be beaten to death by a monkey.
"If you want to laugh, just laugh." Haotian snorted angrily, and then said with a look of fear: "I can't laugh myself, and I was almost killed by that Jade Emperor guy. It's good that I'm smart, I beg for mercy in time, and then I'll be safe and sound."
"What happened to the Jade Emperor in the end?" You asked curiously.
Speaking of which, Haotian looked at Nuwa and said with a strange expression:
"Do you want to say it?"
Nu Wa suddenly raised the corner of her mouth, but forcibly restrained it, pretending to be calm.
"whatever."
Haotian nodded, and then slightly grinned the corners of his mouth. The bigger the grin, the more funny his expression became:
"When he was detached, he was caught by the Queen Mother of the West who had been prepared for a long time. He didn't even think about it. Wouldn't Sister Taiyi prevent him from escaping the golden cicada?"
"After that, because of my testimony and his testimony, everyone understood that he was trying to fill the gaps in their hearts, and because there was no accident of cannibalism, so the first sister didn't embarrass him too much, and finally, a small punishment and a big admonition, let him Went to... Guanghan Palace."
"Guanghan Palace?!" You suddenly froze for a moment, and her expression gradually became stunned: "You mean..."
"right."
Haotian nodded, and his smile became more and more arrogant:
"That guy is Jade Chengdao, one of the most beautiful women in Kunlun back then, so you should be familiar with his current name."
Yu said a name with a weird expression:
".Chang'e."
Chapter 35
Chang'e... When he pronounced this name, You's face was unnatural, and his heart was even more stunned. He looked at Haotian with a strange expression, and thought that Hao Ting also had the deed of studying the scriptures in the West, after all, he couldn't help asking:
"Isn't the person Zhu Bajie molested with..."
Haotian was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't expect Yuu to ask this, so his expression was very strange, he wanted to laugh but dared not laugh and said:
"Marshal Tianpeng is the bold person I admire most."
He was admitting that Zhu Bajie ran to molest Chang'e, and obviously Chang'e would not fall in love with Zhu Bajie as in some novels, so the end is predictable.
You silently drew a cross to his daughter's junior brother, wishing him to ascend to heaven as soon as possible, or go to **** if he doesn't help, and he can be taken care of in Satan's place like him.
Who is not good at molesting, if you molest Chang'e, do you really think they are just dancers?
Thinking of this, Yuxiang held back her laughter, but still grinned, and said in a strange voice:
"I am ashamed of Taiyi's actions."
Isn't that right, he just forced the Jade Emperor to become Chang'e in the Moon Palace, and forced him to be good... Wait a minute, that Great Heavenly Venerate is a girl?
Yu's expression is a little confused, but after thinking about it carefully, it seems that Haotian has never said gender, all of them are 'tatata', which can be 'she', or 'he' referring to gods and Buddhas, or ' He', really didn't say it was actually a woman.
Should he say that Kunlun is indeed a group of gods born in ancient times, and it really respects women...
At this time, Nuwa, who was on the side, did not seem to defend her friend at all, but instead said:
"In terms of bad taste, Shiroyasha and Halloween can only be said to be pediatrics."
Compared with Taichi's forced prostitution, the evil tastes of Shiroyasha and Halloween Queen can only be said to be paediatrics.
At this time, Haotian, who was beside him, saw Yun's strange expression, and immediately smiled and said:
"If you're free, I'll take you to see Chang'e dancing next time at the Pantao Party."
"You don't have to be so polite~~" Yu deliberately lengthened her tone, which was intriguing.
It is a rare thing to see the Emperor of Heaven dancing the day before.
Hearing Yun's tone, Hao Tian, who was mentally wise on the side, explained with a face full of teasing:
"Don't worry, the once-in-a-century Peach Ball is a punishment game decided by Sister Taiyi."
You Gang wanted to decline and accept it again, but saw the smiling face of Nu Wa, and immediately changed his words:
"It's interesting, remember to call me next time. I'll take the little monkey to see what happens to her old enemy."
After all, he didn't give up on Chang'e's dance, trying to grab a talisman and go into the water, but Haotian on the other side shouted:
"It would be boring to take her there..."
He got stuck halfway through his words, turned his head to look at Nuwa, his face changed, and then squeezed his throat and said:
"I think it's more interesting to bring the messenger of the altar."
The messenger of the Jingtan is the person Zhu Bajie received after studying the scriptures in the West. Haotian said this, basically to bring the victim to the tune of the criminal, but I don't know whether Chang'e is the victim or Zhu Bajie is the victim. , I want to come to Zhu Bajie to be more likely to be victimized.
Nuwa looked at Haotian meaningfully, and then said softly:
"I will let the child notify the Jingtan messenger. By the way, I will notify her when Chang'e comes to see the flowers after a while."
Notify what? Inform Zhu Bajie, Haotian wants to take you to see Chang'e dancing, and then inform Chang'e that Haotian wants to make Zhu Bajie disgusting you... The corners of You's mouth couldn't help but raise, ignoring Haotian's green face asking for help, transfer Topic says:
"Don't mention this, do you have any information about those foreign evil gods, Haotian?"
"No, I think it's better to make things clear, after all Chang'e..." Haotian said that he found that Nuwa looked up at the sky, looking at the waning moon that still did not fall during the day, stopped the topic immediately, and turned to And said: "Well, those foreign evil gods? I heard a little from Chang'e."
He coughed lightly and looked at the waning moon with a twitchy expression:
"In the beginning, about 1900 years ago, the dawn period had just ended, when the Jade Emperor had just rebuilt the Heavenly Court, the guard guarding the Beitianmen reported that he had encountered a strange monster. Facing the Kunlun Mountains that were taken away at the time, it became a paradise for ghosts at that time."
