Chapter 3743 Can you eat mixed saliva?
After all, this is the Imperial Palace, under His Majesty's eyes, with that Majesty's weird behavior style, it is better to say less about some things.
"Forget it, forget it, don't mention this matter in the future, what our Iga clan has to do now is to fulfill His Majesty's order, and His Majesty said that we want accurate information, so we really can't hide it anymore That's right, Shibingwei, send a few Chunin to investigate the situation."
Hattori Hirakawa sighed.
"The subordinate understands."
Jubei nodded. He knew that what Hattori Hirakawa said just now was entirely for his own good. He had no complaints about Hattori Hirakawa, and he left the room after accepting the order.
"Hmm... I've always felt uneasy recently. Could it be that something big is going to happen?"
Hattori Hirakawa pinched the center of his brows, and sighed lightly:
"Within two days, the four sword masters either left Country R for something, or announced a retreat. Those guys from Jiahe also suddenly blocked the village where they lived, and set up a lot of traps, and sent several waves of people They all returned in vain, what the hell are these guys doing?"
"Could it be...the group of Onmyojis have some kind of conspiracy?"
As the patriarch of Iga, Hattori Hirakawa has never been so helpless as he is now.
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"Hey, what on earth do you guys want to do!"
In the shrine, Akemi Haneda looked at the uninvited guest in front of her with some anger.
Although there is nothing that can be done about the ingredients that Ye Chen requested, other delicacies can still be made, so it didn't take long for several priests to send in more than a dozen dishes with carts, which still belong to the kind that guarantees quality and quantity.
But before Ye Chen and the others moved their chopsticks, an old man with a ferocious face and two long knives on his waist suddenly barged in from outside the door, and without saying a word, he started his hands on the dishes on the table.
That's right, it's just the mouth. This guy is like eating rice with his hands. He directly reaches out to grab the food from the plate and delivers it to his mouth. The saliva and the residue of the food are mixed on his hand, and then he strikes at the next dish. .
By the time Haneda Akemi recovered from her astonishment, the other party had already grabbed all the dishes, and then showed a disgusted expression.
"Cut, the taste of these dishes is really unpalatable, it can be called hard to swallow, I have no appetite, you should eat it by yourself."
Hey, there is something wrong with you, right? You ate more than a dozen dishes. You don’t have an appetite, you’re full. Do you think we’re fools by putting on a disgusted expression?
Seeing Haneda Akemi and the other three not moving their chopsticks, the old man immediately snorted coldly:
"Look, let me just say that this dish is unpalatable. None of you are going to try it. In the end, I have to do it for you. It's really troublesome."
Hey, there is something wrong with you, you scratched the dishes with your dirty hands, and you grabbed the dishes on the plate into lumps, who has the appetite to eat!
Ye Chen was shocked at the time. The old man in front of him refreshed his understanding of the lower limit. Haneda Akemi showed an unbelievable expression. It was the first time she saw a guy who was more shameless than Ye Chen. , I have been immersed in this way for decades, and Ye Chen is probably not his opponent in terms of shamelessness.
After a few minutes of silence, there was Haneda Akemi's roar that almost went berserk.
"You little girl, why are you in a hurry, don't you just eat a few dishes of yours, which makes people lose their appetite, and you can eat them too."
The old man didn't care about it, stretched out the little finger of his left hand and clapped his ears, then coughed indistinctly, followed by an unappetizing sound of accumulating phlegm.
"You bastard, if you dare to spit phlegm in the room, I will kill you!"
Haneda Akemi was so angry that her voice trembled a little.
"Gudong."
Unexpectedly, the old man stretched his neck, swallowed the mouthful of phlegm, and then smacked his lips as if wanting more:
"You think beautifully. This is my treasure. Speaking of which, those dishes are not as tasty as my old phlegm."
Hearing this, Akemi Haneda's face changed several times, and finally she couldn't hold back, and pointed at the old man fiercely, as if telling him to wait, then turned around and ran into the bathroom, slammed the door to death, and said loudly. Spit up.
"Tch, it's a bit disappointing to have such poor endurance."
The old man didn't care, but shook his head instead, picked up a toothpick and put it in his mouth, then turned to look at Ye Chen and the two of them.
"Well, the two of you are not bad, and you were able to listen to the end of the lecture with a blank face."
The old man looked at the two with admiration in his eyes.
Facing the eyes of the old man, Hao Mingbai looked at Ye Chen indifferently:
"What is this old guy talking about? Why is Akemi Haneda acting so angry, and even went into the bathroom to vomit..."
Halfway through the speech, Hao Mingbai suddenly showed an expression of enlightenment.
"Oh, I see. This guy must be Haneda Akemi's boyfriend's grandfather or something. He doesn't approve of his grandson being with such a woman, so he came here to embarrass her personally, trying to make her give up the boy, but it didn't work." Thinking that Akemi Haneda had already had a dark pregnancy, she reacted angrily, and even moved her fetus."
"No, what if she accidentally induces labor in anger, I'll go and see her!"
After finishing speaking, Hao Mingbai stood up, gave the old man a middle finger, and hurried towards the bathroom.
Seeing the back of Hao Mingbai leaving, Ye Chen couldn't help feeling a little envious.
Sometimes not knowing a foreign language is not necessarily a bad thing.
But this guy's brain is too big. In the situation that he can't understand R language at all, just based on the body language of Haneda Akemi in front of him and the old man in less than 20 minutes, he deduced that he can rival some dogs. Blood eight o'clock family ethics romance drama, is this guy a Taoist priest or a housewife!
"What is that kid doing? There's a girl in the bathroom."
At this moment, the old man was looking towards the bathroom. At this moment, Hao Mingbai, after knocking on the door and no one answered, obviously imagined the scene of Akemi Haneda's anger, excessive miscarriage and coma, and then kicked the door of the bathroom with his feet. , This made the old man extremely astonished, could it be that this kid was planning to rape Akemi Haneda in front of them?
"Don't worry about him, I just watched too many TV shows, by the way, are you full, if not..."
Speaking of this, Ye Chen coughed hard, then closed his mouth tightly, as if stirring something inside:
"If I'm not full, I just have a mouthful. Adhering to the idea of respecting the old and caring for the young, I can give it to you for free. By the way, I can still hold it for a while. After mixing with saliva, the portion can be larger."
