Chapter 16 Talent Albiol
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Liu Nian Fei Shui
Chapter 16 Talent Albiol
Ai Luo got up and took out a few oranges from the refrigerator in the kitchen, and peeled them as he walked. He returned to the dining table, blinked and said to Albiol: "Hey, Da Diao--I successfully passed the level, who is next?"
"Big Diao?" Rafal Kalitan asked curiously in the kitchen.
Except for the little black Andy, they all looked curious, because the little black had asked Ai Luo why he took this nickname because of Albiol's new nickname.
To be honest, Ai Luo is really embarrassed how to explain this to "sister-in-law". After all, conservative thinking still exists, but the little black guy next to him, Andy, doesn't have so many scruples. He covers his mouth, smiles a little lewdly, and explains loudly: "Da Diao is Ai - the nickname given to your boyfriend..."
Speaking of this, Andy paused, stretched out his thumb, and expressed his admiration for Ai Luo. He admired this guy's logical thinking so much, and gave Ai Luo a thousand praises, and then continued: "The Chinese translation of Raul has the same pronunciation as 'second child', so they used another synonym 'Diao' to replace it, but... You have to be grateful for Ai's mercifulness."
"Pfft——" Hearing this, Ai Luo spit out the orange flesh in his mouth reflexively, and glared at the little black Andy viciously, you will die if you don't complain?
"Haha--" Everyone booed and laughed.
"Oh? Still showing mercy?" The curious Rafal Carritan put down what he was doing, walked to the dining table, and asked, sitting on Albiol's lap.
Lafay Calitan asked here, the little black man couldn't help laughing again, looking at everyone's curious eyes, and continued: "Hey -because '叼' is divided into 'big 叼' and 'little 叼'" sideways, blinking to Ailo again, seeing Ailuo's expression of white eyes, and laughed, I continued: " ', And afraid that he took it like this, Raul's "叼" shouted smaller and smaller, so he took him a' big 叼 'haha "
"Also—this kid, afraid of Rafa—oh——"
"Shut up!" Ai Luo couldn't help but said, throwing a piece of orange meat at the little black man's head, pretending to be angry.
"hey-hey---"
Seeing the fight between the two, everyone laughed again in good faith.
After playing around for a while, they soon entered into the entertainment of jokes and adventures.
David Silva coughed softly "cough-cough--", sat up straight, looked at the crowd and said, "Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I lost my precious puppy! Mrs. Smith: But you should advertise in the newspaper! Mrs. Brown: It's useless, my puppy can't read."
"Hahaha--"
"Hahaha"
David Silva's joke managed to get the crowd laughing, imitating Aiello and making a victory gesture.
The following Albiol was not so lucky. When Albiol was telling a joke that was about to reach the climax, Ai Luo twisted his thigh with his right hand. When everyone laughed, he was the only one who didn't laugh!Just secretly shouted: It hurts!
None of them brought their girlfriends!You're the only one with a girlfriend!It's fine if you bring it, and you still sit on your lap!
I call you show affection!
Don't you know that Xiu Enai dies quickly?
"Oh-oh-oh-oh--" the owner of the voice was Asenjo, who stood up excitedly and shouted.
"Haha, Ai——I didn't laugh...Raul, make a call!!" Asenjo jumped out like a god descending from the earth, announcing the formal breakup of the previous five people's "Alliance for Ai".
Then he took out his mobile phone very actively and put it in Albiol's hand: "Here, use my mobile phone to make a call, haha——"
Albiol rolled his eyes and raised a high middle finger to Asenjo, expressing his dissatisfaction!
The others covered their mouths and laughed.
So, willing to take the bet, Albiol went to the living room, found the hotline of the health program of Radio [-] in Valencia in the phone book next to the phone, pulled his girlfriend to sit on his lap, and then dialed it, turning on the speakerphone.
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Vanessa Berry is the host of the health program of Radio [-] in Valencia. However, she is only temporary because her friend Jenny is ill and has no choice but to ask her to help.
These two days were in a bad mood, the reason was that at noon the day before yesterday she found out that her boyfriend was having an affair, and the person she was having an affair with was her best friend for more than ten years, and that was it——she didn't believe in love anymore.
At that time, when she was looking forward to picking a birthday gift for her boyfriend in the gift shop, she accidentally saw her boyfriend hugging a woman. When she saw this woman clearly, her heart was broken. Her best friend of more than ten years actually had an affair with her boyfriend?
Bloody scene!
She couldn't accept it, so she ran in front of them, pointing at her boyfriend and best friend: "You guys—you have to give me an explanation!"
When Vanessa Berry appeared in front of them, her boyfriend was only slightly taken aback.I was still looking forward to her boyfriend's explanation, but I didn't expect that her boyfriend just said to her lightly: "Since you have seen it, I'm sorry--Vanessa, I don't love you anymore, let's break up--"
And her best friend of more than ten years only expressed apology to her, and didn't say anything else.
Soon, her boyfriend left the gift shop with her best friend of more than ten years in his arms.
-
Vanessa Berry looked at the time, and it was exactly eight o'clock in the evening. She took a deep breath, and her good professionalism allowed her to temporarily tune out her messy thoughts, allowing her to return to her best state of work. She turned on the microphone, and read according to a manuscript in her hand: "Ladies and gentlemen, good evening, welcome everyone to listen to our health program at eight o'clock on time—listeners who have questions can call the hotline... I will give you the answer carefully——"
Vanessa Berry felt that her throat was a bit dry, she turned off the microphone, put on the song, took a sip of water, and continued: "Now, please invite the first hotline listener..."
Vanessa Berry received and answered three hotline calls one after another, feeling a little tired, so she put on light music, and when she was about to get up and move her stiff body, the hotline rang again.
She frowned, but still pressed the answer button, and asked in a gentle and pleasant voice, "Hello, I'm Vanessa Berry, the host of the show. May I help you?"
"Sister--sister, I--I don't know what's wrong, and I don't know why, my girlfriend suddenly ignored me, so sad." The other end of the phone sounded very anxious, looking at a loss.
If you can listen carefully, you will hear weird laughter on the other end of the phone.
Needless to say, the person who called the hotline was: Raúl Albiol.
Vanessa Berry felt the anxiety on the other end of the phone, and didn't listen carefully. Out of a sense of responsibility, she asked: "Don't worry, what happened to you?"
"I don't know, I just mean she's not pretty enough!"
The other end of the phone was very lively, and everyone covered their mouths and laughed softly.
Of course Vanessa Berry didn't know all this.
"Haha, I can't think of a reason why Da Diao is so weird! I laughed so hard—" Pisen and Andy were already hugging and laughing together, and Andy, who suddenly thought of something, looked at Albiol maliciously, and said meaningfully: "This guy really thinks that Rafal Carritan is not beautiful enough, right?"
The audience burst into laughter again.
Albiol was very speechless, and took the sofa pillow and threw it at the little black man.
"Ah? Not pretty? Not pretty enough. Why do you want her to be your girlfriend?" Vanessa Berry asked anxiously, driven by the 'anxiety' on the other end of the phone.
"Actually, it's nothing." Raul Albiol interrupted Vanessa Berry, patted Rafal Carritan on the shoulder, and signaled that the other party was hurting him.
"Sister...really, it's nothing..." Raul Albiol paused, "I think I can still solve the problems between each other by myself."
Hearing this, everyone gave Albiol a high thumbs up.
"Huh?" Vanessa Berry was very annoyed, why are you calling?
"I mean I still think my girlfriend is pretty..."
I rely on!This acting is superb!Continue to like one! !
Fighting to hold back her rage, Vanessa Berry said: "That's good, lad."
"Sister, you are so kind! A good person will live a safe life." I have to say that Albiol's mouth is still very sweet.
"The young man can really talk, isn't that how his girlfriend came after him?"
"No, I'm serious, my sister is really a good person." Albiol quickly replied, then made a 'shush' gesture, got up and exercised his sore feet.
"Okay, if there is nothing else, is it okay?" Vanessa Berry's words were very obvious.
"Er...sister, now I feel that my girlfriend is not on point again, what should I do?"
Vanessa Berry's heart was really broken, but she still said: "What's wrong with your girlfriend?"
"Hahahaha-"
When Vanessa Berry spoke patiently, Ai Luo couldn't help it, and burst out laughing out loud.
"Huh? Brat! Are you kidding me?" Vanessa Berry didn't know what was going on when she heard a group of laughter. Just as she was about to curse, the sound of hanging up the phone rang in her ears, and she kicked the wall fiercely in anger.
"Haha——Da Diao, you are really talented! After retiring, you can definitely go to Hollywood to make a movie and win the best actor!" David Silva, who has always been low-key and honest, couldn't help but praise Albiol and gave him a thumbs up.
"If you let me know who is teasing me, I will kill you to death!" Vanessa Berry said fiercely to herself.
(End of this chapter)
Ai Luo got up and took out a few oranges from the refrigerator in the kitchen, and peeled them as he walked. He returned to the dining table, blinked and said to Albiol: "Hey, Da Diao--I successfully passed the level, who is next?"
"Big Diao?" Rafal Kalitan asked curiously in the kitchen.
Except for the little black Andy, they all looked curious, because the little black had asked Ai Luo why he took this nickname because of Albiol's new nickname.
To be honest, Ai Luo is really embarrassed how to explain this to "sister-in-law". After all, conservative thinking still exists, but the little black guy next to him, Andy, doesn't have so many scruples. He covers his mouth, smiles a little lewdly, and explains loudly: "Da Diao is Ai - the nickname given to your boyfriend..."
Speaking of this, Andy paused, stretched out his thumb, and expressed his admiration for Ai Luo. He admired this guy's logical thinking so much, and gave Ai Luo a thousand praises, and then continued: "The Chinese translation of Raul has the same pronunciation as 'second child', so they used another synonym 'Diao' to replace it, but... You have to be grateful for Ai's mercifulness."
"Pfft——" Hearing this, Ai Luo spit out the orange flesh in his mouth reflexively, and glared at the little black Andy viciously, you will die if you don't complain?
"Haha--" Everyone booed and laughed.
"Oh? Still showing mercy?" The curious Rafal Carritan put down what he was doing, walked to the dining table, and asked, sitting on Albiol's lap.
Lafay Calitan asked here, the little black man couldn't help laughing again, looking at everyone's curious eyes, and continued: "Hey -because '叼' is divided into 'big 叼' and 'little 叼'" sideways, blinking to Ailo again, seeing Ailuo's expression of white eyes, and laughed, I continued: " ', And afraid that he took it like this, Raul's "叼" shouted smaller and smaller, so he took him a' big 叼 'haha "
"Also—this kid, afraid of Rafa—oh——"
"Shut up!" Ai Luo couldn't help but said, throwing a piece of orange meat at the little black man's head, pretending to be angry.
"hey-hey---"
Seeing the fight between the two, everyone laughed again in good faith.
After playing around for a while, they soon entered into the entertainment of jokes and adventures.
David Silva coughed softly "cough-cough--", sat up straight, looked at the crowd and said, "Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I lost my precious puppy! Mrs. Smith: But you should advertise in the newspaper! Mrs. Brown: It's useless, my puppy can't read."
"Hahaha--"
"Hahaha"
David Silva's joke managed to get the crowd laughing, imitating Aiello and making a victory gesture.
The following Albiol was not so lucky. When Albiol was telling a joke that was about to reach the climax, Ai Luo twisted his thigh with his right hand. When everyone laughed, he was the only one who didn't laugh!Just secretly shouted: It hurts!
None of them brought their girlfriends!You're the only one with a girlfriend!It's fine if you bring it, and you still sit on your lap!
I call you show affection!
Don't you know that Xiu Enai dies quickly?
"Oh-oh-oh-oh--" the owner of the voice was Asenjo, who stood up excitedly and shouted.
"Haha, Ai——I didn't laugh...Raul, make a call!!" Asenjo jumped out like a god descending from the earth, announcing the formal breakup of the previous five people's "Alliance for Ai".
Then he took out his mobile phone very actively and put it in Albiol's hand: "Here, use my mobile phone to make a call, haha——"
Albiol rolled his eyes and raised a high middle finger to Asenjo, expressing his dissatisfaction!
The others covered their mouths and laughed.
So, willing to take the bet, Albiol went to the living room, found the hotline of the health program of Radio [-] in Valencia in the phone book next to the phone, pulled his girlfriend to sit on his lap, and then dialed it, turning on the speakerphone.
-
Vanessa Berry is the host of the health program of Radio [-] in Valencia. However, she is only temporary because her friend Jenny is ill and has no choice but to ask her to help.
These two days were in a bad mood, the reason was that at noon the day before yesterday she found out that her boyfriend was having an affair, and the person she was having an affair with was her best friend for more than ten years, and that was it——she didn't believe in love anymore.
At that time, when she was looking forward to picking a birthday gift for her boyfriend in the gift shop, she accidentally saw her boyfriend hugging a woman. When she saw this woman clearly, her heart was broken. Her best friend of more than ten years actually had an affair with her boyfriend?
Bloody scene!
She couldn't accept it, so she ran in front of them, pointing at her boyfriend and best friend: "You guys—you have to give me an explanation!"
When Vanessa Berry appeared in front of them, her boyfriend was only slightly taken aback.I was still looking forward to her boyfriend's explanation, but I didn't expect that her boyfriend just said to her lightly: "Since you have seen it, I'm sorry--Vanessa, I don't love you anymore, let's break up--"
And her best friend of more than ten years only expressed apology to her, and didn't say anything else.
Soon, her boyfriend left the gift shop with her best friend of more than ten years in his arms.
-
Vanessa Berry looked at the time, and it was exactly eight o'clock in the evening. She took a deep breath, and her good professionalism allowed her to temporarily tune out her messy thoughts, allowing her to return to her best state of work. She turned on the microphone, and read according to a manuscript in her hand: "Ladies and gentlemen, good evening, welcome everyone to listen to our health program at eight o'clock on time—listeners who have questions can call the hotline... I will give you the answer carefully——"
Vanessa Berry felt that her throat was a bit dry, she turned off the microphone, put on the song, took a sip of water, and continued: "Now, please invite the first hotline listener..."
Vanessa Berry received and answered three hotline calls one after another, feeling a little tired, so she put on light music, and when she was about to get up and move her stiff body, the hotline rang again.
She frowned, but still pressed the answer button, and asked in a gentle and pleasant voice, "Hello, I'm Vanessa Berry, the host of the show. May I help you?"
"Sister--sister, I--I don't know what's wrong, and I don't know why, my girlfriend suddenly ignored me, so sad." The other end of the phone sounded very anxious, looking at a loss.
If you can listen carefully, you will hear weird laughter on the other end of the phone.
Needless to say, the person who called the hotline was: Raúl Albiol.
Vanessa Berry felt the anxiety on the other end of the phone, and didn't listen carefully. Out of a sense of responsibility, she asked: "Don't worry, what happened to you?"
"I don't know, I just mean she's not pretty enough!"
The other end of the phone was very lively, and everyone covered their mouths and laughed softly.
Of course Vanessa Berry didn't know all this.
"Haha, I can't think of a reason why Da Diao is so weird! I laughed so hard—" Pisen and Andy were already hugging and laughing together, and Andy, who suddenly thought of something, looked at Albiol maliciously, and said meaningfully: "This guy really thinks that Rafal Carritan is not beautiful enough, right?"
The audience burst into laughter again.
Albiol was very speechless, and took the sofa pillow and threw it at the little black man.
"Ah? Not pretty? Not pretty enough. Why do you want her to be your girlfriend?" Vanessa Berry asked anxiously, driven by the 'anxiety' on the other end of the phone.
"Actually, it's nothing." Raul Albiol interrupted Vanessa Berry, patted Rafal Carritan on the shoulder, and signaled that the other party was hurting him.
"Sister...really, it's nothing..." Raul Albiol paused, "I think I can still solve the problems between each other by myself."
Hearing this, everyone gave Albiol a high thumbs up.
"Huh?" Vanessa Berry was very annoyed, why are you calling?
"I mean I still think my girlfriend is pretty..."
I rely on!This acting is superb!Continue to like one! !
Fighting to hold back her rage, Vanessa Berry said: "That's good, lad."
"Sister, you are so kind! A good person will live a safe life." I have to say that Albiol's mouth is still very sweet.
"The young man can really talk, isn't that how his girlfriend came after him?"
"No, I'm serious, my sister is really a good person." Albiol quickly replied, then made a 'shush' gesture, got up and exercised his sore feet.
"Okay, if there is nothing else, is it okay?" Vanessa Berry's words were very obvious.
"Er...sister, now I feel that my girlfriend is not on point again, what should I do?"
Vanessa Berry's heart was really broken, but she still said: "What's wrong with your girlfriend?"
"Hahahaha-"
When Vanessa Berry spoke patiently, Ai Luo couldn't help it, and burst out laughing out loud.
"Huh? Brat! Are you kidding me?" Vanessa Berry didn't know what was going on when she heard a group of laughter. Just as she was about to curse, the sound of hanging up the phone rang in her ears, and she kicked the wall fiercely in anger.
"Haha——Da Diao, you are really talented! After retiring, you can definitely go to Hollywood to make a movie and win the best actor!" David Silva, who has always been low-key and honest, couldn't help but praise Albiol and gave him a thumbs up.
"If you let me know who is teasing me, I will kill you to death!" Vanessa Berry said fiercely to herself.
(End of this chapter)
