Chapter 5186: Dogs shook their heads after seeing this
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"Then tell me, can I guess?"
A fierce glint flashed in Shanzu's eyes.
At this moment, Shu Zu was frightened.
The corner of Shuzu's mouth twitched: "Forget it, don't guess, I will tell you the answer directly. The most suitable person is actually...you!"
boom--
Almost as soon as he finished speaking, Shuzu moved away from his original position, and Shanzu's fist struck at him the moment he moved.
In an instant, the void exploded, and thunderstorms appeared one after another.
But soon, these thunderstorms dissipated, and Shuzu's figure appeared far away, but Shanzu's punch obviously failed.
But he didn't have any disappointment, because if this punch missed, there would be another punch.
If the next punch misses, there will be another punch.
As long as there is always a punch that can hit.
Shu Zu also knew this, so he didn't dare to delay and ran away.
This time, he really wanted to run away, because he really couldn't find anyone who could solve the big problem of Kunpeng Dading for him.
Just because Shu Zu had the intention of running away, this time, he really couldn't run away.
boom!
As soon as he started to move, two figures appeared in front and behind him at the same time, blocking all his escape routes.
One in front, one behind, and a flanking attack.
He couldn't go anywhere now.
Shuzu's face turned dark: "What do you two mean?"
Shanzu looked at Shuzu with a half-smile but said: "Stay, let's settle the Kunpeng Cauldron issue first and then it won't be too late for you to leave."
Tian Sin's face was also full of smiles: "Brother, everyone needs you. Now if you leave, what will we do?"
Shuzu was so angry that he wanted to slap him.
What the hell!
Is this human language?
What do you mean everyone needs me!
Why do you need me here? This is obviously asking me to make sacrifices!
Shu Zu's face was as dark as charcoal: "Who said I was leaving? I just wanted to take a shit."
Shan Zu was speechless for a moment.
shit? ?Pooping again?
You had a bowel movement just before, and now you have it again?
Tian Sin didn't have much reaction, because he had known Shu Zu for a long time, and he had long been accustomed to Shu Zu's excuses: "Brother, we are not outsiders, you don't have to be polite to us, you have to shit here. Just pull it.”
He pointed to a flat pit on the ground and said.
Shuzu's heart boiled with anger: "Get out!"
Who are these people!
How dare you let yourself go to the toilet in front of so many people!
You are shameless, but I still want shame!
Shu Zu's eyes rolled around, and finally his gaze fell on the flat pit on the ground: "This pit is too flat. Without that feeling, I'm afraid I won't be able to pull it out."
Shanzu sneered: "Taiping? This is simple!"
As he spoke, he punched it with his backhand, instantly exploding a pile of dirt.
This seemingly flat pit suddenly became uneven, and when the dirt flew up, the hole exposed looked like a toilet pit.
Shu Zu was so angry that he gritted his teeth.
asshole.
What kind of ridiculous operation is this!
Even the smelly toilet pits on the ground can be dug and repaired immediately. This is really annoying!
Shanzu smiled and stretched out his hand to sign: "Please!"
Shuzu's face was ashen and he was too lazy to pay attention to this fool.
I just said it casually, and only such a twitchy guy would take it seriously.
Seeing that this excuse didn't work, he rolled his eyes and started thinking of other excuses.
However, no matter what excuse he came up with, Shanzu and Tiansin were like two roadblocks, blocking him and leaving him with no chance to leave.
Seeing that he couldn't leave, Shuzu could only retreat obediently: "Huh... why are you all staring at me? I'm not a young lady, you old immortals don't need to look at me."
He used this madness on the spot to scold everyone present.
No one cared about him.
There is no other reason than that this guy will be a little miserable next.
The food in Kunpeng Dading is not easy to eat. Even if it can be eaten, it is not easy to digest. Therefore, let this guy go crazy first.
After Shu Zu scolded everyone, he suddenly felt that it was boring.
He was a little downcast and seemed to have accepted his fate. However, only those who knew him well, such as Tian Sin, would know that the old guy Shuzu must be holding back something bad.
However, Tian Sin can only guess in his heart.
"Okay, everyone, don't delay any more and quickly invite the Kunpeng Cauldron out."
Shanzu also knew that it would definitely not work if he delayed like this any longer. He had to quickly resolve the matter of Kunpeng Dading before Shuzu had bothered to find a new Yao son.
Everyone quickly reached a consensus.
"Please invite Kun Peng Ding!"
This is a roar that reaches the sky!
boom--
The sky and the earth are like drums, and figures holding war hammers appear in all directions.
These figures were all condensed into misty clouds. However, at this moment, the drums sounded, and many figures held war hammers and struck the sky and the earth.
At this moment, there was a thunderous sound, the heaven and earth shook, drums were beating in all directions, and at this moment, deep in the earth, there was an ancient life that seemed to be awakened.
This ancient life has a strong heartbeat and surging vitality. When the heartbeat sounded, the whole world suddenly became turbulent, and the spiritual energy from all directions gathered to form a giant dragon. Then, the giant dragon poured directly into the earth like entering the sea.
With a tearing sound!
The whole earth seemed to be torn apart.
Then, an ancient giant rushed out.
"Huha..."
When this giant appeared, the wind and clouds from all directions dispersed, and the spiritual dragon was broken. Only a shout was left, like the harsh sound of iron horses, pouring into everyone's ears.
Although everyone present was in the real realm, at this moment, in front of this vast shout, everyone's head also became dull.
This shout was so terrible that it almost overturned their skulls when it came out.
Shu Zu shivered with fear, and without hesitation, he took out a robe and covered his head on the spot.
Although he looked very embarrassed, the effect was actually very good.
When he covered his head with his robe, the shouts suddenly became much smaller, as if they were filtered out, and he felt much more relaxed.
Seeing that his actions were effective, everyone followed suit. Soon, many of the True Realm ancestors present had strange things covering their heads.
Some were covered with a piece of clothing, some with a piece of cloth, and some with a pair of pants. The most outrageous thing was that they were covered with a big red shorts.
Even dogs would shake their heads when they saw this scene!
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