Chapter 76 The victim is the emperor
"The sacred flowers have bloomed. My dear, please go back and celebrate the New Year."
"I love you for your hard work." As soon as the emperor left the sacrificial hall, he couldn't hold back the smile on his face.
The Minister of Rites was so shocked that he couldn't open his mouth from ear to ear and hurriedly looked into the hall with small steps.
A delicate and beautiful divine flower has already bloomed.
The blooming posture is more beautiful than in previous years.
The Minister of Rites's eyes widened, his whole body trembled, and he knelt down with a bang.
"Beizhao's blessing, Beizhao's blessing. The common people of Li will be grateful to the gods. Thank the gods for their grace..." Several people fell to the ground and worshiped with great piety.
"Your Majesty, how did you make the flowers bloom?"
"How did the gods respond?"
The Minister of Rites' eyes were burning.
The emperor waved his hand: "Let's talk in detail later. Mr. Zhou, please go back to celebrate the New Year. We can also catch the lantern festival..." After saying that, he personally took Lu Chaochao and left with a smile on his lips.
All the way back to the imperial study, the emperor's smile never stopped.
"Bring over some snacks that won't occupy your stomach, suitable for babies." The emperor placed Lu Chaochao on the dragon chair.
How can you allow others to snore and sleep on the side of the couch?
cannot.
But Lu Chaochao can!
The emperor retreated and personally brought out an ancient book.
There are mysterious pictures and texts on the ancient books, which look quite old.
"This is the sacred book, sent by the Southern Kingdom to worship the gods."
"The southern country enshrines the servants of gods, and they know the gods best. This is a treasure that has been passed down for many years. All countries offer sacrifices according to the above rules."
"The gods' preferences and taboos are all in this book." The emperor solemnly placed it in front of her.
Lu Chaochao stared at him with big eyes and pointed at himself in confusion? ?
She was sitting on the dragon chair, her head could not even touch the table.
He stood up holding on to the table, barely leveling up.
The emperor had no choice but to carry her to the table.
Use her father, Zhongyonghou's folds to pad her butt.
"Anyway, everything your dad writes is bullshit."
Lu Chaochao looked at the emperor with a blank expression.
"Wo!" He slapped his small chest so loudly that it crackled.
"Illiteracy!" shouted.
Be serious and speak righteously!
The emperor was startled.
"Pfft..." The prince couldn't hold it back. Why are you so proud of being an illiterate? ? !
Let’s ask, what are you so proud of? !
The prince had no choice but to take the book and explain it to her.
"Zong Tiantian is the master of justice, serious and rules-oriented. His sacrifices are the most difficult, but the luck he brings is also the most impressive."
"His sacrifices must be meticulous and cannot make any mistakes."
"In the sacred book, pigs and sheep must be killed every year for sacrifices, and the incense will continue to burn. This can show respect for the gods."
Lu Chaochao was so angry that he slapped the table with both hands, but...
My little hands were so soft and sore from the patting, and my little face was twisted.
"Fu said!"
"Fu said!" It's all a rumor!
He used to steal pea yellow from me!
He also stole the melons I planted, secretly dug a hole for the melons, scooped out the pulp with a spoon, and then peeed in them! !
While she was picking the fruit, Nima...
Lu Chaochao's face turned green.
Pay attention to rules?
Phew, he is the most naughty one!
"There is also the God of Spring who is in charge of the changes of the four seasons. She loves the wind and rain, and the sacrifices given to her every year must be prepared a year in advance."
"The rain and dew must be picked according to the twenty-four solar terms such as Beginning of Spring, Rain, Waking of Insects, Vernal Equinox, Qingming, Grain Rain, Beginning of Summer, Xiaoman, and Ear Grain."
"She is the most transcendent and spotless fairy among the gods."
"If the order of solar terms is wrong, the harvest that year will be extremely poor."
Lu Chaochao looked disgusted.
Otherworldly?
"Rumors are all just rumors!"
She obviously likes Little Porn Books the most!
snort!
"Don't listen, don't listen, you bastard is reciting sutras." Lu Chaochao covered his ears. They were all fake.
The emperor was helpless and asked the prince to carry the sacred book down.
Lu Chaochao became more energetic.
"Tutu..." He spread his hands towards the emperor.
"Tutu!" Seeing the emperor pretending to be stupid, he was stunned.
"Tu Tu, Jia Jia." Touching her pink little nails.
"Children under one year old cannot wear nail polish. If you bite your nails, it is poisonous."
Seeing that Lu Chaochao was about to cry, the emperor hurriedly said: "You can apply it to others."
Lu Chaochao stopped crying.
Looking at him in surprise.
The prince felt terrified all over his body, as if he was being stared at by some terrifying beast.
He quietly took a step back.
really……
The emperor raised his hand silently: "Although you can't apply it, there are people who can."
"Chaochao, if you smear him, you can't smear me."
Snap.
The prince's legs went weak.
"Father... the life of my son and minister is also my life." The prince knelt on the ground, "Father, my son is his biological son. You are also responsible for the shame."
Father! !
Lu Chaochao held the Kou Dan bottle and grinned to the back of his head.
"Good health, good health, red..." It's so beautiful, she picked the brightest bottle.
The prince gritted his teeth: "Chaochao, how about we change someone else? Apply it to the prince..."
The prince's calves trembled.
"Your Highness, I have not offended you! Please spare this servant."
The bright red kodan made his scalp numb after looking at it.
"Uncle Emperor..." Lu Chaochao pursed his lips.
"Mud, and paper pot pot, together!"
The prince suppressed his smile and thought about the sad things ten thousand times.
Although he couldn't hide, as long as his father wore nail polish, no one would dare to laugh!
Chao Chao dares to offend his father.
Chao Chao is my father's favorite.
He is not.
Father beat him, really beat him.
"uncle……"
"uncle……"
"Next time, Wo Bufa will develop..." the little guy said softly, and the emperor directly stretched out his hand.
For the common people, for the inheritance of our ancestors, for the common people...
The emperor's eyes were red with anger.
Lu Chaochao opened the bottle cap, took out a small brush, ordered the troops and ordered the emperor to dye first.
The emperor kept his eyes closed the entire time.
Spreading his fingers, let Lu Chaochao be dyed with the cool kodan.
My fingertips feel cool, and so does my heart.
The emperor felt that today was extremely long, and he felt that the eight-treasure duck should not be eaten today.
Hey, ancestor, it’s really hard to make her happy.
What a devil.
The little guy waved his hand: "It's so good..."
"Brother Taizhi, it's time for mud." The prince shook his head and silently stepped forward.
In his memory, Emperor Xuanping was serious, old-fashioned and unsmiling.
Even the queen mother would not dare to make a mistake in front of her father.
None of the concubines in the harem or his dozen brothers and sisters had ever been hugged by his father.
Tsk tsk, now I am looking at my father in dragon robe, blowing his nails with a doting look on his face...
If outsiders knew about it, it would probably shock everyone.
Before Lu Yuanze left, his father would not expose her.
The prince willingly spread his hands and let Chao Chao paint his nails.
"Slippers..." Lu Chaochao said.
The two of them silently took off their shoes and socks, exposed their toes, and lined up, waiting for her to apply the bright red cinnabar.
The prince looked at the sky. When outsiders saw this scene, how big of a shock would it be?
Lu Yuanze, you didn’t accept this wealth and wealth, and you even threw it away with your backhand!
The emperor sighed quietly.
I haven't figured it out yet.
Lu Chaochao fought with the dog.
Why did he and the prince become victims?
