Chapter 84 The Emperor PUA Himself
What a simple wish.
Just silence the gods.
He rarely appears in the human world, and the human world cannot bear his power.
But every time he comes, there are records in the South.
Every wish made will be included in the sacred book and passed down from generation to generation.
This time’s wish: Want to eat my roast chicken?
God………
"I can give you endless money, and you can buy countless roasted chickens." He paused, and He gave you a roasted chicken when He came. He couldn't afford to lose this person.
Lu Chaochao curled his lips.
"Mud is so stupid."
"Liangqin will take the money and keep it safe." That doesn't belong to me!
"Roasted chicken is the richest thing!" She raised her head and looked at the gods like she was looking at a fool.
The emperor was already stamping his feet angrily on the altar.
"Did you find it? What kind of roast chicken does she want? I'll give her enough to eat!!"
"What a waste of nature, what a waste of nature. Come on, help me, I'm going to faint from anger." The emperor was shaking with anger.
Because of the dialogue with the gods, they can also hear the voice of prayer.
It's just that the sound is amplified and appears distorted.
It sounded vaguely childish, with a milky feeling.
The emperor is so angry.
Stomping his feet in anger.
I really want to stuff roast chicken into that kid's mouth.
But Lu Chaochao yawned and gradually lost his patience: "Roast chicken, do you want to give it to me?"
If not, Wo will leave.
God is so stingy.
He also said that everything in the world can be given.
I can't even bear to roast chicken.
Lu Chaochao put his hands on his feet and wiped a handful of the roast chicken on the table, then smelled the smell on his hands. It was so fragrant.
She decided not to wash her hands tonight.
Go to bed with a scent.
The god was silent for a long time.
The voice seemed to become a little dull: "I will give you what you wish for."
The roast chicken flew into Lu Chaochao's hands.
Lu Chaochao's eyelids were bright and burning: "Wo, from now on I will be a follower of Mu!"
There is no way to repay the kindness of roasting chicken.
She hugged the chicken butt and took a big bite. Her happy brows and eyes stretched out, and she almost jumped with joy.
Then……
Take the chicken butt out of your mouth.
"You first?"
The god's gaze fell on the chicken's butt and gradually disappeared into the night sky.
Lu Chaochao tilted his head, his voice sounded familiar, but he couldn't recall it at all.
She has been assimilated into this world.
She held the roasted chicken in both hands and squealed happily. Her face was shiny as she chewed the chicken. The roasted chicken was so tender.
"It's good to worship God." There is roast chicken to eat.
The emperor was so angry that he kept pressing his heart, his face turned livid.
"Look, I have to dig three feet into the ground to find that idiot!!" The emperor gritted his teeth.
The prince looked strange.
He lowered his head and said nothing.
[Roast chicken, roast chicken, roast chicken, roast chicken, want to eat roast chicken...]
[Roast chicken is so delicious...] At this moment, his mind was filled with Lu Chaochao's thoughts, roast chicken, roast chicken...
He probably knew who the culprit was.
The whole city is wondering which little fool asked the gods for roasted chicken.
"I guess it's probably a child."
The faint voice that could be heard was the childish voice of a child.
Not long after the emperor returned to the palace, he heard someone coming to report.
"Your Majesty, we found it."
"I just met a baby outside, holding a roast chicken, saying it was a gift from God." The Forbidden Army reported outside.
"Bring people in." The emperor frowned slightly.
Not long after, a woman came forward holding a girl.
The little girl was about one year old, with gleaming eyes. She was obviously a child, but it was a bit inconsistent.
"You said the roast chicken was given to you by the gods?" The emperor stood on the high platform with a majestic expression.
The prince whispered: "This is..."
"Lu Jinghuai's sister, named Lu Jingyao, is about to be one year old."
"The woman standing behind her is her mother, Mrs. Pei."
The emperor and the prince's eyes narrowed slightly, Mrs. Pei? Lu Jinghuai?
Lu Yuanze's outer room!
Pei Jiaojiao held Lu Jingyao, her heart beating wildly, and she lay on the ground.
"Long live your Majesty, long live your Majesty."
Lu Jingyao kowtowed twice.
Pei Jiaojiao did not dare to look up at the king, and the hand holding Lu Jingyao was trembling.
Jing Yao is so smart.
The children favored by the gods are all loved by God. At least they have a good impression in front of His Majesty.
Mr. Lu also thinks more highly of them.
The evil seed born to Xu was reduced to dust by her.
"Report to Your Majesty..."
"Shut up, His Majesty didn't ask you!" The prince immediately interrupted her.
Pei Jiaojiao panicked, and Lu Jingyao squeezed her mother's hand. She imitated an adult and said, "Yes, Your Majesty."
"It's Jing Yao, asking...the gods for roast chicken."
The emperor didn't want to see Lu Yuanze's outer chamber, and he was looking at them with disgust.
Lu Jingyao's one-year-old child has extremely worldly and utilitarian eyes. Is this really a one-year-old child?
Wherever it looks like a chao, it is full of pure stupidity.
"Idiot!" the emperor was furious.
The two of them trembled at the angry voice.
"Beizhao is short, have you eaten it?"
"You're actually asked to ask the gods for roasted chicken?! You're an idiot who doesn't understand the general situation and can't tell the difference between the situation! What a disgrace to Beizhao!"
"As her mother, how do you teach your child? She is not sensible. She is only one year old. Are you also ignorant?" The emperor pointed at Pei Jiaojiao and scolded her angrily.
Pei Jiaojiao's face turned pale with fright.
She just wanted to take the credit, but she didn't expect to be scolded.
Lu Jingyao pursed her lips, her eyes a little confused. Why was it different from what she imagined?
"Get out! You are full of lies at a young age and have no education!"
The emperor's words frightened the princes and princes and sent them out immediately.
As he walked, he complained: "This woman, you said you were Lu Jinghuai's mother, so I believed you. How dare you deceive me?"
"If the child hadn't been young, I'm afraid he wouldn't have suffered."
Pei Jiaojiao was driven out of the palace with her face red and her ears red.
However, the news that Lu Jinghuai's mother pretended to be the leader spread throughout the capital.
"Father, how do you know it's not her?"
The emperor glanced at the prince angrily: "I am not blind, nor am I blind. Besides Lu Chaochao, who else can do this?"
"Go and invite Lu Chaochao into the palace. Don't disturb others."
The prince hurriedly went to invite him.
I was wondering in my heart that His Majesty might be angry with the little girl this time.
When Lu Chaochao came over with his mouth full of oil, he immediately gave him a stone hammer.
"Uncle, eat chicken..." She even handed the chicken bones to the emperor.
The prince couldn't help but raise his forehead. How should he persuade his father to spare Chaochao?
Then the emperor asked: "Chaochao, is it the roast chicken you asked God for?"
The little guy straightened his head and said: "Yes, yes, it seems like a lot of food. It's delicious..."
The prince was about to step forward to plead for mercy.
Then I heard my father say: "Chaochao is such a good boy."
"I don't value fame, fortune, or power. What a good boy. What a good boy..."
"If it were anyone else, he would definitely want my throne. But Chao Chao only wants a mediocre roast chicken!"
Prince? ? ?
Just now, that’s not what you said! !
The emperor's self-PUA is serious!
