Chapter 18: 痨 Brian

The biggest problem that elves and dragons cannot rule the world is actually low fertility.

Whether it is the elves or the dragons, the number of races is much larger than that of humans.

Although the individual's strength far surpasses human beings, and the number of strong men with super power is much higher than human beings, the world is too big, even if they are really occupied by them, they have no ability to control.

There is no lack of races where fertility can compete with humans. For example, goblins are one of them.

It is worth mentioning that so many races, even humans, are gods. Only dwarfs and goblins are the aboriginals of Prandall.

The Goblin race is a dwarf like a dwarf, and also likes to play scientific research, but this is a race of thousands of years of tragedy.

Goblins are different from gnomes. Goblins have ambitions and strengths. They originally had the opportunity to rule the world and ended up playing Dafa. According to the historical records, the ancestors of the goblins blasted their hometown into the sky in an experiment. It is said that The reason why the continental plate of the Prendall world is now caused by the original explosion.

This time, the goblin's civilization went backwards for thousands of years, and old friends dwarfs were implicated. Since then, the two races have completely turned their faces, and they have been dead.

The goblins rushed to catch up again, and finally managed to climb up the technology tree again. As a result, they were chaotic in nature. They stood in the wrong team during the first chaotic invasion war, and their hometown was directly flattened by other races. GG.

Later, the goblins lived for more than six hundred years. In those days, the goblins were green-skinned monsters, everyone called the pests, and finally they waited for them to endure humiliation. They secretly accumulated strength to prepare for a fight. At that time, the order lasted 683 years, and the Second Chaos Invasion War came.

This time, the goblins were not stupid. They chose to mingle with the allied forces, determined to implement the art of explosion, and use their strength to scrub the shame.

Goblin's plan was very successful. In the Second Chaos Invasion War, the goblin successfully washed away its shameful past, and finally became one of the intelligent races accepted by Plantar.

When the world is too peaceful, the goblin boss is relieved, and it feels that it is time to tell other races with the art of explosion, whoever tells Prandall!

As a result, the goblins were forced to find out at this time, but the trend of ruling the world had left them.

The dwarf and the dwarf got into the Ambris Mountains and buried themselves, digging pits and leaving the world alone.

The elf got into the Emerald Forest and enjoyed life.

The orcs obtained half a continent and established their empire according to the agreement of the clans before the war.

The dragon is still the old **** hiding in the old forest in the mountains as a hermit.

Naga and the fisherman returned to the deep sea and no one knew what to do.

Seems the world is at your fingertips?

You forgot humans!

Those **** humans who killed thousands of knives turned out to be stealing the sky!

When they didn't know anyone, they were already filled with flags all over the world, and when other races returned to their families, it was natural for humans to rule the world!

At that time, the goblin king directly vomited blood and fell to the ground three times after seeing the situation. So many races joined forces to fight and fight to survive, and then held Prandall, but in the end, it made humans pick up such a big and cheap one. Who can stand it?

Since then, the relationship between goblins and humans has been very indifferent, and this indifferent attitude did not change until the appearance of the current goblin leader Leviz Golden Tooth.

Leviz Golden Tooth is a legendary character in the Goblin. His parents were killed when he was a child. He lived alone in the wilderness for ten years, and was later captured by humans, became a human slave, and sold to a tax officer. When the slaves lived the next ten years.

In the past ten years, he was fortunate enough to have access to human writing and books. At that time, Riviez was sensitive to the fact that what he was touching now could change his life.

So he was eager to learn all the knowledge. Later, during a long journey, his master was killed by the enemy, and he was lucky to regain his life. Leviz took his master's relics and stumbled back to the goblins group. Then, shortly after, he proposed a well-known theory, which is still the first rule of goblin behavior.

Gold coins are everything!

As long as there are gold coins, even God buys them for you (the temple that sells holy water is inexplicably lying guns)!

So, later, Leaviz himself proved the correctness of this theory. He started with more than one hundred gold coins left over by the human master to sell cheap bombs made by goblins, bigger bombs, and There are super bombs.

After gradually developing, he became a super titan, and the name of the arms dealer Leviz became famous even in the human kingdom.

In the process, he became the leader of the goblin, and his words became the norm of the goblin-power will soon be exhausted, but gold coins will never be spent!

To this day, the goblins have changed from being a big-eared monster to a boss, and have become the owner of Stardrill Bank, the largest chain bank in Prendall, who is polite.

what? What do you say about the credibility of the bank? Why didn't anyone rob this bank?

Dear, don't kidding me ...

Because the other half of the bank's shares belong to the Dragon family.

With Dragons as guarantees, do you have to worry about the safety and credibility of the bank?

Their business is naturally bigger and bigger.

Set up a bank in partnership with the Dragon family to achieve this level of business. For the time being, Prandall is the only one with no semicolon.

In fact, having said so much, what is actually meant to be expressed is that the reason why mankind rules the world is not that there is no competitor, but that the luck of this competitor is too bad!

Now that this competitor finds that they cannot face the human race, they start playing a more advanced currency war. What about human races?

The brains that you hit me and I hit you all burst out ...

If this continues, I'm afraid it won't be long before this Prandall really turns into a goblin ...

After seeing Brian this alien, Tang En's mind was imaginative for a while, and then he returned to God with a smile and smiled: "The earth is always under our feet, my friend, may your beard be like the tree of life The same will always flourish. "

Brian jumped up immediately and smiled with an eyebrow: "In the name of my beard, there is no bad person who can say this! Goddess bless the people of the earth, human beings, I'm sure you are not with them!"

The so-called people of the earth refers to the dwarf themselves. Because this race is inherently short, humans have named them dwarves, but now they can also accept the term dwarf. Some people are also used to calling themselves this way, just praying or more solemnly. Will change back on occasion.

In addition, if in front of the goblin, the green-skinned monster is raised, it is tantamount to pointing at a person's nose and saying that XXX your mother was blown up, taunting the ability MAX.

"Can you come out now?"

Tang En glanced at the open door. How cautious was this guy?

"Of course! Of course my friend! You don't know how long I stayed in this brother's **** place, one year? Two years? In short, I've had enough! My beard is about to wither."

Brian muttered as he ran out: "The **** humans-my friends, I'm not talking about you-they tied me up while I was sleeping under the tree! Otherwise the great Earth Warrior, How could he be imprisoned by a little pirate! "

"Just give me the chance to get a Warhammer, I will definitely smash them into a meat sauce-Warhammer! Damn my beloved Warhammer was also taken away by them!"

Brian grabbed Down's waist: "My warhammer is the second-most beloved in life! My friend! Have you seen my warhammer !?"

"Goddess bless, you must find my warhammer!"

Brian let go of Tang and yanked his hair straight: "If I can't find Warhammer, the **** will kill me if I go back-it seems I can only stay outside for a while ..."

Tang En stared blankly at Brian. This guy hasn't stopped talking since the beginning. Is this guy still a word?

"Friend, don't worry, we haven't finished exploring the cave of robbers yet."

Tang En glanced at Elsa. Elsa hurried out and ordered to go down, and then Tang En said, "Leave here now, the smell in this cave is not good."

"That's right, I tell you, I didn't have such a big smell here when I first came here, and it made me want to die all day ..."

"Did you know that after they caught me, they wanted the great Blaine to help them forge weapons, but how could I agree to the robber's request? So they locked me up ..."

Brian kept talking nonchalantly in his mouth, it seemed that he hadn't talked to anyone for a long time, and a steady stream of sounds got into Tang En's ears.

How can this guy say that?

After finally getting out of the cave, Brian exclaimed again when he saw the bright sunlight outside.

It's not joy, it's not surprise, it's fright.

Brian looked at the sky and hugged one of Tang's legs with a horrified expression: "Damn-I feel like I'm about to fly-I'm sucked away by the sky!

Although the dwarf is short, it is not small at all. Brian now looks like a big fat pig hanging on a bamboo pole, very funny.

Several guards not far away were smirking.

"Sorry! My friend! But you have to understand me!"

Brian closed his eyes and said, "The feeling of leaving your feet with the earth is not great to a citizen of the earth!"

"That's just hallucination, my friend ... Could you be a dwarf underground? Have sky phobia?"

"No, I'm a mountain dwarf, but I haven't seen the sky for a long time.

Brian gasped, and then carefully released Dunn after a while.

At this moment, Elsa hurriedly came over.

Brian's Warhammer seemed to be found.