Chapter 40
The whole body was in a state of panic.
Lin Yu was completely confused.
The pulse he felt... this is too wrong, isn't it?
Lin Yu looked up and glanced at the old man who was smiling at him strangely, then lowered his head to continue to feel his pulse, frowning even tighter.
"Excuse me, old man... your body... is a little bit wrong!"
Lin Yu's words directly caused heated discussions among others around him.
"Not right? What's wrong?"
"Don't tell me, this guy's pulse feels like the real thing"
The old man asked, "What's wrong with my pulse? Is there a problem?"
Lin Yu was silent, not knowing how to answer. This is more than just a problem?
The problem is huge!
"Old man, let me say something unpleasant... I feel like there are 10,000 alpacas dancing in your body"
"Um... Old man, can you take off your clothes?"
Lin Yu's words made the old man's face change.
He scolded coldly, "What do you want to do? I'm 80 years old this year! Do you want me to lose my integrity in my later years?"
Lin Yu felt numb, what was this old man thinking?
It seemed like he was going to do something to you.
But now there are so many people, I can't get angry, after all, I am a doctor with a kind heart.
"Old man, you are wrong, I just want to see your..."
"No! Don't I know what you are thinking, you little brat? You are a miracle doctor? You are fooling ghosts!"
The old man took the money and started to act.
"Everyone, come and see. This young man actually made such a crude request to an 80-year-old man like me. What kind of miracle doctor is this?"
The old man was so angry that he shook his sleeves. As a result, a pink oval ball flew out of his sleeves accidentally, and it was buzzing when it fell to the ground.
Instantly, the atmosphere around became solemn.
"Ahem... What is this? Why did it fall from my body?"
Lin Yu was numb!
Good guy!
He said that when he was taking his pulse, why was his pulse so strange? He always felt that something was dancing. It turned out that this old man hid a vibrator in his arm. This is not surprising!
"Old man, don't you want to explain? If you put this thing in your arm, even Hua Tuo can't diagnose your pulse, right?"
Lin Yu sneered.
At this time, the old man was obviously a little panicked and embarrassed.
"Damn, this old man is such a loser! Give him a drumstick"
"Monkey, we have to do it ourselves. We must complete the task assigned to us by Jiang Shao!"
Wang Zheng and Liu Tie started to discuss. Obviously... there is a reason why these two guys were beaten by Lin Yu in the original drama, because they are really stupid.
But fortunately, Lin Yu himself is not very smart.
Wang Zheng and Liu Tie stood up directly.
"Hey, you guy, you come out to be a doctor... do you have a medical license?"
"Yes, which medical school did you graduate from?"
The two sang in unison, confusing Lin Yu.
But Lin Yu quickly recognized them, "You..."
Wang Zheng did not give Lin Yu a chance to speak, "We are asking you a question! Do you have a medical license? If you don't have a medical license, it means you are practicing medicine illegally. If something goes wrong, you will go to jail!"
The two spoke righteously, and instantly felt that they had turned into ambassadors of justice and had to come out to uphold justice!
Liu Tie kept winking at the old man.
The old man is also an old actor. He had been in the crew many times before being called here. He is over 80 years old... and still has a dream of being an actor.
"Yes, yes, this is a quack! They say old Chinese medicine doctors are old Chinese medicine doctors. Whose Chinese medicine doctor is so young? It's a pity that I didn't let him treat me... I might have been killed by him!"
Lin Yu was almost angry to death, his chest was heaving, and he wanted to punch this old Deng to death!
After Wang Zheng and Liu Tie reminded him, many workers in the hospital also agreed.
"Yes! Where is your medical qualification certificate? Now, whether it is Chinese medicine or Western medicine, you need a medical qualification certificate to treat diseases and save people"
"What's your name? Which college did you graduate from?"
Faced with layers of questioning, Lin Yu had a headache.
Although he was extremely confident in his medical skills, even if he was a dying
He can even use his extraordinary medical skills to forcibly save the dying patients.
But he really doesn't have a medical qualification certificate!
Before he went down the mountain, his master didn't tell him... What medical qualification certificate is needed to treat illnesses and save lives?
Where can he get a medical qualification certificate?
"Calm down first, I know you don't trust me, but please give me a chance to prove myself!"
But other people don't buy Lin Yu's account at all, and the spectators like to make trouble.
"How do you prove yourself? You are a guy without a medical license, who dares to let you treat? If you treat someone to death... Do you know how serious the consequences are?"
A middle-aged man in a white coat and a mask came out, looking at Lin Yu with anger in his eyes.
As a doctor for most of his life, Xiao Yang has performed thousands of operations and saved countless people. Although he is a Western doctor, he still respects Chinese medicine, but he hates charlatans who swindle under the guise of Chinese medicine!
Obviously, Lin Yu is a typical charlatan in his eyes!
"President Xiao, you are here?"
"President Xiao, look, this guy is too crazy. He works as a doctor without a medical qualification certificate... Isn't this harming people?"
Lin Yu was also panicked at this time, "I can really save people. I can save even the dead!"
And at this moment, a coincidence happened. An ambulance just came outside the emergency room.
"Come quickly, there is a patient here who is dying!"
Lin Yu's mouth was crooked. He was really thirsty and gave water to drink, and sleepy and gave pillows.
Get out of the way, I'm going to start pretending!
Lin Yu didn't care about these people and rushed directly to the ambulance!
He knew very well that these people would never listen to his explanation. Only he could conquer them with his own powerful medical skills.
"What do you want to do? Get down here quickly!"
"Where are the guards? Where did the guards go? There is a madman here!"
Lin Yu gritted his teeth and couldn't care about so much now.
He jumped directly onto the ambulance, and took out a small cloth bag with silver needles in his hand.
The specialty of the hero doctor, acupuncture!
A hero doctor like Lin Yu can cure everything with acupuncture, and can even cure AIDS~
But when Lin Yu saw the patient in the ambulance, his expression froze.
Ahem... excuse me!
This guy's arm was crushed, his left skull was shattered, cerebrospinal fluid flowed out of his nostrils, and his eyeballs burst. If it weren't for the adrenaline, he would have died long ago.
His medical skills are really amazing, and he is known to bring people back to life, but it's not a resurrection magic!
"Catch him! He's a lunatic! A lunatic who ran out of a mental hospital!"
There were security guards everywhere, and Lin Yu's scalp was numb.
What kind of cure... If he continues like this, he might end up in jail again.
