Chapter 17: Tom Cruise's Golden Man
"The ghost will never die! A bunch of idiots who can't remember to eat!"
Ye Tian cursed in disgust, his tone a little helpless.
Not far behind the side of , Garcia and the others are staring at this side, their eyes are not hidden or hidden, and everyone's eyes are full of anger.
Obviously, the heavy punch just now completely offended them to death, this is to continue to mess up! Quite a bit of the smell of death!
there is always a solution to a problem!
Since there is no end, let's continue! The unlucky ones are bound to be you!
Ye Tian smiled lightly, turned around and walked to the next stall, ready to find a suitable opportunity to cheat these idiots again.
"Go! Keep up, you must not make this **** comfortable!"
Garcia sent a ruthless sentence and followed with his friends.
After two or three stalls in a row, they didn't find a great opportunity. Ye Tian didn't worry, and continued to stroll forward.
In these stalls, Ye Tian didn't find the treasures he liked. The antiques were all at the hands of the stall owners. Obviously, they valued them very much and there is no room for them.
Walking all the way to the fourth house, Ye Tian stopped and observed the goods here.
Through the sunglasses, his gaze was pinned to a second-hand item, and he couldn't move it at all! The eyes are as bright as a pair of spotlights!
Fortunately, it is covered by sunglasses, otherwise others will definitely find it strange.
This is a marble sculpture, about twenty centimeters high, relatively compact, emitting white light throughout. Judging from the intensity of the light, it should be from around 1920, with seven or eight layers of halo. The artistic value is not low!
is such a work of art, but it was thrown in an inconspicuous position, mixed with some modern handicrafts. Obviously, it is not taken seriously, and the stall owner does not think it is an antique at all.
And this is the best treasure hunt for Ye Tian alone!
This baby is mine!
Ye Tian burst into ecstasy, he must take down this treasure!
But before that, you must first get rid of these nasty flies behind you, lest they interfere with your real treasure hunt, what trick?
Ye Tian took his gaze back from the sculpture and began to observe other goods on the stall.
"Go! That's it!"
Soon he found the right handicrafts, they made them very well and looked beautiful!
In the next second, he pointed his hand at the artifact.
"Hello, can you see this Oscar statuette? It's so beautiful!"
"Yes, please"
The stall owner smiled and nodded.
"Ok"
Ye Tian responded and leaned over and picked up the 13-inch replica.
"Huh! It's not metal!"
The moment the thing started, Ye Tian immediately judged from the weight that it was not a metal product, but a plaster statue.
There is no doubt that this will inevitably reduce its value.
But it does not matter, it is still very deceptive, the copy is too perfect, it is almost exactly the same as the real one, provided that you don't get started!
The main thing, Ye Tian didn’t plan to buy it either, it was just a pitted prop, so the material of the little golden man has nothing to do with him!
Then, Ye Tian began to observe the little golden man.
The golden statue has no flaws and is very beautiful. When he saw the nameplate on the base, he almost burst out laughing.
The information on the nameplate is unconventional, exactly the same as the real golden man, but the content is very funny!
The main message above is written like this:
"The 73rd Academy Awards, Best Actor: Tom Cruise, "Mission Impossible 2", 2001"
Obviously, this is a joke made by Atang's diehard fans, and he is arguing for Atang!
Why don’t you nominate Brother Tom for an award? You don't award me!
Forcibly resisting the desire to burst into laughter, Ye Tian held Xiaojinren and prepared to ask the boss for a quote.
He kind of likes this spoof work, even if Garcia and the others are not hooked, as long as the price is right, they can buy it back and play with it. It is usually a pleasure to watch it.
"Chuck, go up and see the situation. If this **** wants to buy a little golden man, he will raise the price up to two rounds at most, disgusting him!
must remember, don’t exceed the vendor’s offer, this thing is a 100% fake, no value at all, whoever buys it has a brain disease! "
Seeing Ye Tian picking up the little golden man and looking interested, Garcia felt that the opportunity for revenge had come and immediately issued an order.
"Understand, look at me! This **** must be bloody!"
Mexican Chuck answered confidently and walked over.
When he walked to the booth, he happened to hear Ye Tian's first inquiry.
"Hello, I like this beautiful little golden man very much, what is the price?"
"100 U.S. dollars, you can take it with you"
The stall owner smiled and quoted the price.
Ye Tian pondered for a moment, pretending to be thinking.
But his eyes were staring at Chuck who came by, and at the same time he turned the Golden Man's nameplate to the back, lest Chuck see the funny content.
The show has begun!
Waiting for Chuck to settle down, Ye Tiancai repaid the price to the stall owner.
"100 dollars is too expensive, 30 dollars, if possible, I will pay now"
Hearing the counter-offer, the stall owner was a little moved.
This thing is just rubbish, you can make money from it!
But who doesn’t think it’s too much money! The kid in front of me might be an idiot, and it is possible to earn more from him!
"90 U.S. dollars, this is an Oscar statue, the symbol and pride of American movies, how is it worth it!"
The stall owner fanned with an exaggerated expression, hoping that Ye Tian would raise the price again, even if it was $1!
"Can you take a look at this thing? It's beautiful, I'm interested"
Chuck interjected and asked, pointing to the little golden man in Ye Tian's hand.
Ye Tian turned his head and glanced, coldly refusing.
"Sorry, this thing is already mine"
While said, he still held the golden statue tightly in his hand, not giving Chuck a chance to get started, lest this kid ran away early!
"40 US dollars, the price is very reasonable, if possible, I will pay."
Ye Tian turned around and repaid a new price.
"Sure enough, this idiot is willing to spend 40 dollars on rubbish!"
The stall owner was overjoyed, but did not immediately agree. Instead, he set his sights on Chuck, hoping that the second idiot could participate in the bidding, that would be great!
Chuck didn't let him down, and gave him a surprise in an instant.
"60 dollars, I like this beautiful thing, it's worth the price!"
While quoting, Chuck gave Ye Tian a provocative look.
"70 dollars!"
Ye Tian's voice is still cold, and he continues to raise prices with a firm tone.
Hearing the two bidding, the stall owner just wanted to laugh out loud, really two super idiots! Hopeless!
"80 dollars, I will definitely buy it!"
Chuck gritted his teeth and followed up for the second time.
Although he has a terrifying expression and looks like he won't let go, he is thinking, hurry up and quote, bastard! This **** is yours!
It was counterproductive, and Chuck heard the answer he didn't want to hear.
"Well, since you are so persistent, then this little golden man belongs to you, congratulations!"
Ye Tian said with a smile, reached out and put the little golden man back into the stall.
Then, he shrugged his shoulders at the stall owner again, with a helpless smile on his face.
Chuck was dumbfounded and looked at Ye Tian in disbelief. You **** only followed one round!
Fucked again! This is a pit, dug specifically for my group of people, and I am that idiot, jumped in and got pitted again!
Although the money is not much, only 80 US dollars, this kind of humiliation is unbearable, extremely angry, and even crazy!
Chuck reacted instantly, and his anger immediately began to gush, and he almost burned out of his mind!
"It's so annoying, this is a villain!"
Unlike the angry Chuck, the stall owner is extremely happy.
"Congratulations! This sir, this Oscar statuette belongs to you, please pay, 80 dollars!"
"what!"
Chuck was stunned again, his eyes widened and looked at the smiling stall owner, not knowing what to do for a while.
From the changes in the expressions of Ye Tian and Chuck just now, the stall owner has already figured it out. The two obviously have a grudge. The bidding just now was a confrontation.
This Chinese kid has been acting from start to finish, come here to dig a hole, just wait for it! But this Mexican idiot bravely jumped in and was cheated!
Regarding the grievances between them, the stall owner does not care at all. He only cares about whether he can make money. The harder he fights, the better, so that he can earn more.
It's a pity that this Chinese kid is too cunning, he stopped too fast!
The first priority now is to throw this Oscar **** at the Mexican idiot for $80.
So the first time he woke up, the stall owner stared at Chuck, waiting for him to pay to take away the trash golden man!
What can Chuck do? You can only pay for it!
"Fak! Damn it! This **** is a liar!"
This scene naturally fell into Garcia's eyes, and all kinds of foul language and curses immediately sounded.
"Fak! He was cheated again! Chuck is such an idiot!"
"Bi Chi, this Chinese boy is a complete bastard!"
Garcia was almost mad, and at the same time, he felt a strong sense of frustration.
It’s no wonder that from morning to now, he has eaten in Ye Tian's hands three times in a row, especially the last two. It's just enough to make people vomit blood and feel frustrated?
The transaction was completed, and Chuck took the golden man back to his friends, and began to vent his anger before he could stand still.
"Fak! Fak! This is a pit, dug specifically for us! Let's take the initiative to jump in, it's stupid!"
Hearing Chuck's scolding, the others sprayed a series of swear words, and people around them frowned.
"Chuck! This money is mine, and I will return it to you later. I can't let my brother suffer!"
Garcia is still a bit responsible, making up for Chuck's loss.
"Take away this little golden man! Garcia, don't even think about digging and setting, this **** is too cunning! It's almost like an old fox, we can't calculate him at all, we will only be calculated by him!"
Chuck patted the Golden Man in Garcia's hands and advised him a few words.
"I understand that I won't design him here again. I will let this **** go for the time being, and I will look for opportunities later. I believe I will find the right opportunity to pit this **** hard together.
Garcia can only die, it's really impossible!
Then he looked down at the little golden man with 80 dollars in his hand, and the next second, the **** immediately spouted from his mouth again.
"Fak! This is a plaster cast! Or the best actor Oscar for Tom Cruise! Fuck Tom Cruise! I hate you!"
"hahaha"
There was a loud laughter immediately.
The people around are crazy happy, when did the Oscar statuette become a plaster statue? Tom Cruise won the best actor award?
is a bunch of super idiots!
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