Chapter 237
"Hmph╯^╰, you guys are so presumptuous, you don't understand the fun of being a licker, I just enjoy the process of licking!"
"I lick twenty at the same time, if I agree to you, what will happen to the remaining nineteen!"
"I treat you as spiritual food, you really want me to support you~"
Mi Youyou walked and cursed, and came to the gate.
From a distance, I saw the only exit, with a table and a man showing off his food...
Mi Youyou came forward, looked up and down at the man in front of her, and the more she looked, the more familiar she felt.
"My male god, I feel you are so familiar."
Jiang Chen glanced at her.
"Who is your idol? Did you see the man with broken arms and legs next to you? I won't waste words, robbery."
"Wow! You are Jiang Chen! The top of the list of young geniuses selected by Yilin magazine! Nicknamed the Lord of Qinglong City!
The youngest city lord in history! Unparalleled combat power, flying into the sky and hiding in the ground, driving away fire and thunder, you can be called indestructible!
The magazine said that you are upright and selfless, kind and loving, helpful, and have a vision! In Qingcheng under your governance, there is no picking up of lost items on the road, there are few thieves on the road, everyone loves environmental protection, the people love freedom, and the work is very rigorous..."
"You are my idol!"
Mi Youyou's eyes are full of stars, looking at Jiang Chen with admiration.
Jiang Chen lifted his hair, "Really? The editor of Yilin magazine is quite discerning. It is true that I am ranked first in the Tianjiao list.
But the other articles in this magazine are not that good.
Some of them praise the parents who apologized to the teacher immediately when their children died in school, some of them say that flies in a certain city can collect honey, some of them say that the toilet water in a certain hotel can be drunk, and some of them say that children in a certain city will be kicked out of the house by their parents when they turn 18...
No matter how much you praise me, you must hand over the lunch box."
"No way, my male god, you must have your reasons for doing this~ It's so tiring to rob here by yourself, you rest next to me, I will rob for you!"
After saying that, Mi Youyou took out her lunch box and handed it to Jiang Chen, and at the same time pushed the table and Jiang Chen to the side to a cool place.
Mi Youyou took out an electric fan from somewhere to fan Jiang Chen, and sat in the position where Jiang Chen had sat before, staring at the entrance of the dormitory building, as if she was afraid of letting a fly go.
Jiang Chen was shocked by this girl with a weird brain circuit. Why was she different from others? "So cooperative? I stole your food. Shouldn't you show your sadness and reluctance?"
"What are you talking about? Why did you steal my food instead of others'~"
"Why don't you look at who is lying on the ground next to you."
"I didn't see it. You must have feelings for me to steal my food."
Mi Youyou lied with her eyes open and put two drinks on Jiang Chen's table.
"My male god, do you want to drink this strawberry juice, this grape juice, or my little~baby~juice~"
Jiang Chen felt that he was being sexually harassed verbally, which was really far from the truth...
Jiang Chen stood up silently, and suddenly thought that he was a city lord after all. It was a bit embarrassing to rob in person. He put away the lunch box and ignored Mi Youyou's verbal harassment and turned around and left.
"My male god, don't go~ I think you should wear silver-white clothes, it will be more handsome~ You are so energetic when you walk, it will be even better if you wear silver-white clothes.
The silver saddle shines on the white horse, it is as swift as a meteor!"
Mi Youyou stood in place and shouted at Jiang Chen who was going away.
"Stop shouting, you weird licking dog school beauty! If you are so good at licking, can you lick me!"
The examinees lying on the ground with bruises and swollen faces yelled at Mi Youyou.
"Bah, you are ugly and incompetent, this goddess will not lick you! I must complete the task of Jiang Chen, block the road! Rob well!"
"..."
"It's over, licking dog school beauty, don't look at her as a licking dog, her strength is really outrageous..."
"Ancient animal dragon fruit swollen head dragon form ability user! It's just a violent loli! Nicknamed Tiegu Youyou!"
Mi Youyou stood in place and ignored everyone, where they couldn't see or hear.
"Ding~ Congratulations to the host for successfully completing the licking dog career of Jiangcheng No. 2 Middle School male god Zeng Li, and completing the licking dog counterattack, let the male god Zeng Li confess to you!
Complete the achievement, the licking dog is up!
Reward 900 million licking dog gold!
Ding~ The licking dog system detected the presence of high-quality human males around, the peerless Tianjiao Youth Supreme Jiang Chen!
Host, please hurry up and lick, lick the tall, rich and handsome, and reach the peak of life!
Now open the ten-fold critical hit counter-profit top reward, the more you lick, the more rewards!"
"Yes! From today on, I, Tiegu Youyou, can be regarded as licking a real male god!"
Once upon a time, Mi Youyou, a school beauty with top talent, beauty, family background, and wisdom, thought that her personality would always be a cold school beauty, an iceberg goddess, and should be sought after and supported by everyone.A kind of existence...
Unfortunately, reality played a joke on her. After a high fever in childhood, she got this thing called the dog-licking system in her mind.
From then on, she was humble and cowardly, and turned from a cold goddess into a dog-licking school beauty. Only she knew the bitterness in it.
The misunderstanding of relatives, the doubts of secret admirers, the ridicule of male gods, and the contempt of other young masters and young ladies from wealthy families, all these things will now become a thing of the past!
Because she found someone she can lick for a lifetime! Yes, it is Jiang Chen! Licking Jiang Chen's bowl of rice, she will eat it for a lifetime!
There is no way, the dog-licking system gives too much!
"What does it matter if others don't understand or laugh at me? How can others really understand my dreams?
It's just a little bit of frost."
Mi Youyou looked at her white jade hands. These hands had made soup for others, washed clothes for others, and brought breakfast for others (for the male god and his girlfriend).
She had rubbed smelly socks, and was called up at three or four in the morning to rush to the bar, where she was laughed at by the male god's brothers as a dog who was ordered around.
The sun shone through her fingertips, and Mi Youyou exhaled, as if she had welcomed a new life.
"You must know that the young man had the ambition to take the clouds, and I also promised to be the best in the world!"
Mi Youyou's cold voice sounded, no longer the sweet girl voice of the past.
At this moment, she showed a different charm and style, which made everyone around her stunned for a moment. Is this still the school beauty they know?
"Hey! Licking dog, you are still a little bit of frost?" Someone covered his mouth and laughed at her.
One of the people robbed by Jiang Chen was the one Mi Youyou had licked before.
"Mi Youyou! Why are you standing there like an idiot? Help me up!"
Mi Youyou looked at the person who spoke and walked over.
Seeing this, the man said to the other candidates, "See, she is still a licker, and I knew she was just pretending to be nice to Jiang Chen! In fact, she was just trying to take care of me and protect me~"
"Wow, you are still good at PUA girls, and such a beautiful girl~"
Mi Youyou stood in front of the man.
The man looked up at the beautiful profile of the woman, and felt in his heart that she was beautiful but too licker, and it would be embarrassing to go out, but since she still remembered me in the dangerous moment, it would not be a bad idea to let her be my underground lover~
"Mi Youyou, why are you still standing there! Help me up! I said a few more words to you, and I had an orgasm in my brain?"
The man wanted to say more, but Mi Youyou waved his sleeves, and the violent internal force was like a gust of wind sweeping away fallen leaves, blowing away all the people on the ground, and the huge force broke their heart veins!
Everyone died suddenly!
"Robbery is boring, just kill them directly, and go to the entrance of the building to sweep the rooms one by one every day, the male god is still not cruel enough~
But it doesn't matter, there is always a woman who silently contributes behind every successful man!"
Mi Youyou completely released herself and rushed into the building.
"Yo yo yo, isn't this our Mi University campus beauty? I tell you that Brother Song Bao and Xiao Qiangwei have broken up, and Song Bao has decided to be with me. In the future, you don't have to buy breakfast for Xiao Qiangwei, just give it to me, I love spicy food..."
A heavily made-up woman came from the opposite side of Mi Youyou, and before she finished speaking, Mi Youyou sent her to the west with a palm.
"Hide from the will of heaven, avoid karma, all kinds of shackles trap my true self.
Follow the will of heaven, accept karma, today I know I am myself.
Once I realize the truth and see my true self, why fear the old shackles of the past.
The shackles of the world are just dreams, invisible and formless, and there is no me."
Mi Youyou walked in the dormitory building of the guesthouse, chanting as she walked.
"Crazy, crazy, Sarilang! Sarilang!"
"Shark man, shark man, the dog school beauty loves but cannot shark man~"
The candidates were panicked, everyone was desperately trying to escape, Mi Youyou, who turned into a swollen-headed dragon beast, smashed a person to death with his head!
Everyone wished they had two more legs.
