Chapter 118 Dry this bowl of chicken shit paste

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Mother, don't think this chicken shit sticks to your mouth. I'll drink it for you and squeeze your nose. Gu Chunzhu squatted beside Hao Shi and kept stirring the bowl with the branches. .

Ouch-- The smoky smell penetrated into Hao's nostrils. As soon as Gu Chunzhu's hand pinched her nose, she sat up straight with a carp, turned her head and vomited on the side.

She pushed Gu Chunzhu's hand away vigorously, You are going to smoke me to death, you unfilial daughter.

It seems that this recipe is really an elixir, and the mother woke up before she could drink it. Gu Chunzhu looked down at the half-black and yellowish chicken poop, and pulled up a sinister smile, If you drink this, it will definitely be the medicine. Get rid of the disease!

What disease, what disease, who said I'm sick. Hao Shi had already stood up, patted the mud and chicken feces on her body, and patted her chest to prove that she was in good health.

Everyone in Xiaohetou Village looked at her with surprise, her acting skills were too high.

Auntie, you are dizzy when you say you are dizzy, and you wake up when you wake up!

You also said that Wang Qin's wife drove you out. I think it was your intention.

Although the water poured out by the married daughter, the aunt is good to the daughter and the daughter can be good to you.

The villagers began to speak justice.

Seeing that he was stunned and being exposed, Hao's face was embarrassed, and he knew that he would not get anything good today.

He could only go to pull Gu Chunzhu's hand and said affectionately, Daughter, mother just had hysteria, and she was irritable and dizzy. I was thinking of you. When are you going home to deliver pork?

Saying this in front of everyone makes Gu Chunzhu unable to refuse. This is also a custom of the Min Dynasty. No matter how reluctant Gu Chunzhu is, he has to go to his mother's house to give something away on the New Year's Day.

Tomorrow. Gu Chunzhu said calmly.

Okay, you girl just loves to dawdling, you have to drag it to your mother to remind her. Hao's face full of slaughter squeezed a smile, rubbed his hands and waited for Gu Chunzhu to come back to deliver the pork.

As he said that, he wanted to poke Gu Chunzhu's forehead with his index finger, but Gu Chunzhu slanted and splashed the bowl with chicken poop on Hao Shi.

You... Hao's clothes were splashed with a large amount, and her body exuded an unpleasant smell, and her smile had not yet had time to restrain.

Ah, mother, what are you doing here? Gu Chunzhu shrugged innocently, thinking to himself, throwing a bowl of chicken poop on you is a lesson, but Mrs. Qiu was drenched in a bucket of dung water from head to toe.

Ah, we're going home to cook, auntie, go and change your clothes, it's very intoxicating. The people watching the fun also felt that it was almost the same when they saw this place, and they all scattered home.

Hao's face was about to turn green, and she was about to faint when she took a breath. She rolled her eyes, Hurry up and wash me with hot water. A lot of chicken poop was soaked into the cotton-padded clothes.

Gu Chunzhu stood there unmoved, and said with a sneer, I don't have any clothes for you even if you take a shower. I only wear this winter clothes. If you are not afraid of the cold, you can wear my spring clothes. I advise you. You better go home.

Don't forget to come back tomorrow to deliver the pork! Mrs Hao had no choice but to go back. Before she left, she gritted her teeth and warned.

Got it! Gu Chunzhu waved his hand and pulled Su Wangqin back to the courtyard, slamming the door to shut off Hao's annoying face.

Seeing the chicken poop on her body, Mrs Hao wanted to wipe the grass. There wasn't much grass in the winter, so she could only rub it on a tree. reduce.

She scolded and hurriedly went home. If she didn't go back, it would be dark and the old man at home would fall out again.

In front of the kitchen door, Gu Chunzhu washed his hands several times, and put the bowl with the sticky chicken excrement in a corner of the vegetable garden, ready to decorate the soil and plant a garlic seedling or something.

Is Chunzhu really going to your parents' house tomorrow? Su Wangqin took a clean handkerchief and dried Gu Chunzhu's hands.

Gu Chunzhu didn't resist Su Wangqin's service, and nodded, I'm really going, it's not to lie to her, our whole family will go, but it's up to me what gift to give.

She was thinking about a small abacus in her heart. If she didn't blow Hao away just now, when Hao entered the house, it was like a mouse in a rice bowl. Not to mention the 40 catties of polished rice she just got back, as well as the pig's trotters and the vegetables on the side, it is really distressing to ask her to take them all.

I'm going to deliver pork tomorrow. I really just need to chop two catties of pork and buy a piece of Chinese cabbage.

Su Wangqin didn't say anything, and supported Gu Chunzhu's decision. The Hao family and the old man Gu were really not good to Gu Chunzhu. They sold them for ten taels of silver, but fortunately they sold them to themselves...

I'm going to bring Xiaocheng and An An back. Gu Chunzhu sniffed that his body was smelly, for fear that An An's little nose, which was smarter than a puppy, would be sniffed out.

After knocking on the door of Mrs. Fu's house, Mrs. Fu came out soon.

I saw your mother making a fuss outside the door just now. She didn't go out knowing that you had the ability to send her out. As long as you take care of the three children, this old lady is quite noisy. Sister Fu couldn't help muttering, Looking at Gu Chunzhu distressedly.

Raised by such a mother since childhood, it is no wonder that she had such a bad temperament when she first married. Fortunately, she has turned around now, which is also the blessing of Su Wangqin's family.

I'm afraid she will make trouble with the children. Gu Chunzhu sighed and followed Mrs. Fu into their house, only to see the three children lying on the table in the back room.

The table of Mrs. Fu's house was also made by Zhao Dafu himself. The carpenter made it smoothly. The three children were lying on the table holding brushes and writing something on the wooden board.

Since sister-in-law Fu saw Xiaocheng write like this, she also asked Zhao Dafu to make one for Da Zhuang, so she could save some pen and ink and practice calligraphy.

Hello, Xiaocheng Niang, can Xiaocheng really go to school with me next year? Da Zhuang asked Gu Chunzhu with a round face and looked expectantly, hugging Xiaocheng's shoulder and saying, Xiaocheng is amazing, he is now I already know more words than I do.

Really, you can go to school together next year! Gu Chunzhu said affirmatively, she was relieved that the two children were together, and Da Zhuang was also a safe and good child.

After she said that, she turned her head and whispered to Sister-in-law Fu, Today I went to the bank to save money, and I got polished rice. I guess it's enough to buy a house.

She didn't show off how big she could buy, she was just happy to share it with sister-in-law Fu.

Chunzhu, you are really guarding the clouds and seeing the moon! We will still be neighbors at that time, how good it would be for these two children to go to school together. Sister Fu also rejoiced for her, and when Da Zhuang was at home, she cooked beans and went to the kitchen room He grabbed a handful and stuffed it into Gu Chunzhu, It's fried with soybeans, take it and eat it.

Gu Chunzhu didn't refuse, and handed it to An An and Xiao Cheng, both of their little heads shaking.

Thinking that he was full at Mrs. Fu's house, Gu Chunzhu picked up two of them and put them in his mouth to chew on them. They were hard, fragrant and crunchy, and they were quite a test of teeth.

After standing for a while, Gu Chunzhu went home with his two children.

Do you really want to buy a house in the town? Before entering the door, Xiaocheng's eyelashes trembled slightly, and asked nervously, Will no one tell anyone except the big Zhuangniang?

Don't tell anyone! Gu Chunzhu touched Xiaocheng's little face, it seemed that this little guy was very thoughtful, and listened to the conversation between himself and Mrs. Fu just now.

Then our family will be together forever! The little flame in Xiaocheng's eyes was beating, and he didn't like anyone in the Su family except Su Wangqin!

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