422 Remember To Test Your Clothes Before Leaving



Oh wow… She's actually hitting on me…

I'm actually experiencing the scene where a group of guys goes up to the main character telling him that he isn't good enough to have the girl as his girlfriend!

Well… Except I seem to be the girlfriend in this case and Lisa is the main character.

Ehe… Ehehe… No stop, I shouldn't be laughing at the absurdity of this right now.

More importantly… What should I do? I've written so many different cases where the main character has to deal with people trying to steal their lovers from them so I know what they would do in those situations, but I never really thought about what the person occupying the 'lover' position would do aside from standing at the side..

Kuh… That's a mistake on my part…

I guess to start, I should just brush her off or something and then affirm that Lisa is my lover to get her to--

Lisa pulled me in and then kissed me straight on the lips without hesitation.

I was a little surprised by the suddenness of the kiss but… Well… I won't push her away for that so I kissed her back.

We held that kiss for a good minute before she let go, allowing the both of us to breathe again.

I turned to look at the lady that was hitting on me to see her blushing up to her ears while staring at us with wide eyes.

"Ehehe~ Sorry to disappoint you, lady~ But the two of us have something deeper going on than just being lovers~" Lisa giggled.

"Wah wah wah… You… You perverts!"

Ah, that's right, kissing is seen as really intimate in this World so it's almost like she just started going down on me or something.

Ironically, if Lisa really did start doing that in front of her, she wouldn't have thought it was lewd.

I was expecting the lady to back away from this but she must be pretty obstinate because she not only chose not to retreat, she even pushed up her chest and stared straight at me.

"Look! I can please you better than she can! You just need to spend a night with me and I promise you that you'll have the best night of your life! I'll make you forget her in just a single night!"

What the heck, why are you so desperate? You don't even know who I am, right? If you did, I could at least attribute it to trying to get some benefits from my family but it just looks like you don't want an Infrid like Lisa to be with me?

The lady turned to the salesgirl, "How much is the dress that she is wearing? I'll pay for it and all the accessories that she chooses!"

The salesgirl turned to look at us for a moment before shaking her head, "I apologise dear customer, but their clothes have already been paid for."

The drill haired lady clucked her tongue in annoyance, "Tch… Fine! You win this time, but mark my words, the two of you are definitely not compatible!"

She then stormed out of the store with her friends trailing after her.

Seriously, what the heck was all that about?

"Ehehehe~ As expected of Aster~ Seems like I have my work cut out for me if I want to be by your side~" Lisa giggled.

I raised my hand, "Hold on… What even was that? I don't get why she was that desperate to want me to go with her? Is this a Mahun supremacist thing?"

Lisa looked at me with a gaze like she was looking at a cute puppy, "Oh Aster~ You really are so cute~ So, so, so cute~ I just want to go down on you right now… Can I go down on you now? I'll even let you choose if I should suck your cock, lick your pussy or even both~"

"No, no, please tell me what that was about…"

"Ehehe~ Would you believe me if I said that it's because of your dress?"

I look down at myself.

Err… Is there like some kind of charm on it? I tried to use [Screened] on the dress but it just shows that it's a normal red dress? There's nothing weird about it though?

So how is it related to my dress?

My confusion was clearly shown on my face since Lisa just came up to kiss me on the lips again before pulling back, "Mnngghh~ I knew it, Aster is really cute~ You don't need to think about it too much~ Just enjoy it~ Shall I go try on my dress?"

The only thing I could do was nod at her while still feeling perplexed at her words.

Lisa picked up a dress that was a darker shade of red than mine, bordering on maroon red to be precise, before skipping towards the changing room with a spring in her steps.

I turned to the salesgirl, "Is there… Is there something weird with my dress?"

She showed me the same businesslike smile, "Lady Aster looks lovely in that dress."

That's not really an answer…

"Don't tell me wearing a red dress symbolises something in noble society?" I asked.

"That is not the case, Lady Aster. You do not need to worry too much. May I suggest some accessories to go along with your dress while you wait for Miss Lisa?"

Ugh… Since no one seems to want to tell me… Whatever, let's just move on then… I can ask Mother or Katsuki about it later.

The salesgirl helped me pick a set of necklaces and bracelets that would go along with my dress as well as a pair of red heels as well.

To top it off, she even gave me a pair of white stockings and gloves to complete my outfit.

I would have been fine just taking all these on their own and then only wearing them on the day of the party itself, but the salesgirl insisted that I have to try them on to make sure that they actually fit so I ended up letting her help me put them on me.

As such, when Lisa came out of the dressing room full of spirits…

"I'm done, Aster~ What do you thi-- Ah."

She must have also selected the accessories while I was changing since she was also dolled up from head to toe in her party dress including matching necklaces, bracelets, earrings and even a pair of black stockings and gloves that complimented her black heels.

She even had her hair braided up in what I recognised to be a french braid which really accentuated her neckline.

"Beautiful," The both of us spoke at the same time.

While I felt a little embarrassed from blurting that out, Lisa took pride in it and quickly came to my side.

"Waaaaa! What's this?! What's this?! I thought I would surprise Aster by dressing myself all up but you beat me to it! You're so gorgeous Aster! Ahhh! So gorgeous!! I'm so happy right now!! I need to save this memory forever!! Ahhhh!"

Ok, I think you're going a little overboard over there, Lisa… Calm down a little…

Hmm… I can't just let her have all the fun here so…

"You also look stunning in that dress, Lisa. I'm going to feel so jealous when guys start hitting on you while you're wearing that."

Ha! How's that? I'm sure you're going to be just as… Eh? Why is Lisa looking at me with a wry smile like that? Even the salesgirl is doing the same thing as well? Is there some kind of inside joke that I don't know about?

"Kuku~ Aster really is cute. Ehehehe~ So what do you think about your dress? Is there anything you want to change? I personally think that I would like the skirt to have a slit or even shorter so I can just slip my hand under there whenever I want~"

The salesgirl inclined her head, "That can be arranged Miss Lisa. We have tailors on board that can make the adjustments necessary within the day and deliver to your doorstep tomorrow morning."

"Ohhh! Then let's do that! I want the same done to mine too!"

I cleared my throat, "I don't mind the slit but please don't make the skirt shorter…"

Even though I know what we would be doing at that party, I still want to at least be classy about it… Right now the skirt of this dress reaches my ankles and I'm pretty sure if we're going by Lisa's standards, she would make it so short that even slightly bending over would reveal my crotch.

She tried to pout at me but I was remaining firm in my decision for this one.

Lisa shrugged, "Alright~ Let's leave the skirt length untouched. Now let's go for the fun part! Let's try them out to see if they look good on you while we're doing it!"

She started approaching me with her hands in a claw shape while making grabbing motions and licking her lips.

Eh?

No wait… Didn't we just do it the entire night? You're still not satisfied? Wait! Wait! Not there!

Ah… Ahhhhnnn~