Chapter 1156: This cold joke is not funny at all!
Chapter 1156 This cold joke is not funny at all!
Qin Wanyue didn't react to his words at all, clinging to him tightly, looking for his lips with her face up.
Gu Jun came over unhurriedly.
Gu Chi and Gu Cheng followed him.
approached, Gu Chi noticed that the smell in the air was wrong, and called "Brother Han" to come forward, but Gu Jun stretched out his hands to block him, "Let him go."
Gu Jun looked at Han Zuo with great interest, lazily curling the corners of his lips: "You can grow wise after a bite. If you don't let him fall a few more somersaults, how can he raise his posture?"
"..." Gu Chi twitched the corner of his mouth.
Master, is this already yours?
He will serve you for fifty years.
You have been watching these fifty years, what can go wrong?
Fifty years later, why should Han Zuo become an old fox?
Now stop him, not let him expose Qin Wanyue’s conspiracy, and have to watch Han Zuo throw somersault. This is actually your evil taste, Master?
No matter how Gu Chi complains, he always prohibits Gu Jun's words and never violates it.
Since Gu Junzhu said so, he stopped his footsteps and moved back behind Gu Junzhu.
Han Zuo effortlessly avoided Qin Wanyue, wrapped Qin Wanyue’s arm around her neck, and turned to look at Gu Junzhu: “Master, can Xiaochi help me open a room?”
Gu Jun smiled: "Of course."
Han Zuo: "……"
Of course, of course. Why are you smiling so meaningfully?
Gu Chi beckoned a bodyguard and asked him to open a room for Han Zuo.
Han Zuo held Qin Wanyue and took Qin Wanyue to the room.
Han Zuo pressed Qin Wanyue on the bed, looked at Qin Wanyue who was rolling back and forth on the bed, pressed the inside line, and called the bar manager, "Manager, my friend was tricked by someone in your bar, is there any way to relieve her? a bit."
Manager suggested: "This is simple..."
He reached Han Zuo’s ear and said a word in a low voice.
Han Zuo: "……"
What bad bar is this?
He suppressed the anger that suddenly rose in his heart, and patiently said, "My friend is not married yet, and he has no boyfriend."
"Uh..." The bar manager scratched his head, "Then it will be troublesome... Would you like to take a cold bath for your friend? Although the effect is not very good, it works."
Han Zuo waved his hand irritably: "Okay, you can go out."
The bar manager shrugged, turned and left.
A few minutes passed quickly.
Just when Han Zuo couldn't help touching Qin Wanyue, Gu Jun suddenly laughed.
His laughter Su was terrible, as if it could make people's ears pregnant. Hearing it in Han Zuo's ears, he shook his body.
He violently pushed Qin Wanyue away, got up from the bed, and stepped aside in embarrassment.
what happened to him?
Han Zuo stood there in shock, looking at Qin Wanyue.
After calming down for a moment, he suddenly realized that something was wrong with him.
Heartbeat speeds up and body temperature rises, full of longing for Qin Wanyu.
He...he was also tricked?
How could this be?
Since entering this bar, he has not eaten a bite, drank a sip of water, how could he be tricked?
Gu Chi looked at him with a circled face, and couldn't help but look at him with pity, and said, "Brother Han, one day Xiaoyuer said in a group that a new type of medicine has been released, which is applied like perfume. On people, as long as they are coated with that kind of medicine, they will become like you are now. Didn’t you see?"
"A new type of medicine? The one applied to the body?" Han Zuo was forced.
He really never saw Yu Mo say it.
Maybe it happened that he was busy that day and didn't go in the group to watch.
He raised his hand and sniffed his wrist.
A faint fragrance, very nice smell.
This is the smell of Qin Wanyue!
He hurriedly asked Gu Chi: "How to cure this medicine?"
Gu Chi looked at him pityingly, “Brother Han, I heard Xiao Yu’er say that this medicine is very overbearing and there is no cure for it. Soaking in cold water or something doesn’t work at all.”
"..." Han Zuo was confused: "Only, only..."
Gu Chi nodded, "Yes."
Han Zuo didn’t believe it: “Xiao Chi, don’t lie to me at this time, this is not a joke.”
Gu Chi raised his right hand: "Brother Han, I swear to you with my personality, I am absolutely not kidding."
Han Zuo: "……"
If Yu Mo is talking to him at this moment, let alone swear by his personality, even if he swears by his ancestor's personality, Han Zuo would not believe it.
But Thaksin Gu Chi.
Gu Chi is a relatively normal character among them.
Gu Chi might make jokes about other things, but Gu Chi would not make jokes with him about this kind of things.
He was silly, took a few steps back and fell on the sofa.
So...what is his situation now?
He wants to make an appointment with Qin Wan?
This is impossible!
As long as he thinks about the scene, he feels disgusting, from the mind to the body, there is a particularly strong sense of disgust.
He couldn't bear to be with Qin Wan.
It is even more unbearable to have such an intimate relationship with Qin Wanyue.
And, if he is really with Qin Wan, what will happen after being together?
Qin Wan will not ask him to be responsible to her on a date?
Thinking that Qin Wanyue might let him marry her, Han Zuo feels nauseous.
If so, he would rather jump off the building!
Before, he always thought that he was very big, and he had put down all the past.
He doesn't love Qin Wanyue anymore, but he doesn't hate Qin Wanyue either.
Qin Wanyue has received her due punishment. For the sake of acquaintance, he is unwilling to kill him, and he is willing to help her when he can help her.
But now he knew that it was just an illusion of his inexplicable whitewashing.
In fact, he died of disgusting Qin Wanyue.
Don’t say what actually happened, just think about the possibility that he might have a relationship with Qin Wanyue in the future, and he will be sick to death.
He will never touch Qin Wanyu!
Now, he is uncomfortable.
He stood up embarrassedly, stumbled and ran out.
He would rather die than touch Qin Wanyue's finger.
no way!
"Hey, Brother Han, what are you going to do? I haven't finished speaking yet!" Gu Chi chased after him, pressed his shoulders, and forced him to stop: "Brother Han, listen to Xiao Yuer's introduction of the medicine. After that, I searched for information and found out that the kind of medicine that a woman would be better off with, it would hurt her body, and there would be no other serious consequences, but after a man got caught, if he didn't take advantage of the situation, he would become an eunuch."
Han Zuo: "……"
What kind of God TM medicine is this?
Which man who cuts off offspring developed it?
Gu Chi looked at him, then looked back at Qin Wanyue, “Brother Han, anyway, she also has Chinese medicine. To prevent you from becoming a **** in the future, or you and her...”
"Impossible!" Han Zuo roared furiously, pushed him abruptly, turned and rushed out the door.
Gu Chi looked back at Gu Junzhu.
Gu Junzhu is still lazy, smiling leisurely: "Go, let's go and have a look."
"Master, what should she do?" Gu Cheng pointed to Qin Wanyue, who was going to chase Han Zuo, but was stunned by him with a knife.
"Call the police," Gu Jun smiled, "Give her to the police, and the police will help her."
Gu Chi, Gu Cheng: "……"
It’s fine to just throw the mess to the police to deal with it, Master!
Seeing Gu Jun walking towards the door, Gu Chi and Gu Cheng quickly confessed Qin Wanyue to the other bodyguards, and they chased Gu Jun away.
Han Zuo ran out of the bar and ran into the street. When the cold wind blew, an indescribable feeling swept through his body.
He weakened his legs and fell to the ground.
He is up and down, with hundreds of limbs, as if countless ants are biting.
He squeezed his body tightly together in pain, Shen Yin uttered an impatience, and exerted all his strength to resist the urge to roll on the ground.
Even so, there are still many pedestrians watching him curiously.
Some people took out their phones and wanted to take pictures.
Gu's bodyguard stepped forward and politely stepped forward to stop it.
Gu Jun leisurely walked to Han Zuo and squatted down, his lips curled up with an interesting smile, "Vice President Han, how do you feel?"
Han Zuo was uncomfortably speechless, and violently raised his hand to bit his arm.
Soon, the blood ran down the corners of his lips.
Gu Chi was a little nervous: "Master, what should I do?"
Gu Jun stood up one by one, "Get in the car."
If they don’t get in the car, they will be onlookers.
Gu Chi and Gu Cheng carefully avoided Han Zuoguo’s exposed skin, drove Han Zuo, followed Gu Jun and got into the car.
When the car started, Gu Chi asked anxiously, "Master, where are we going now? I didn't joking with Brother Han just now. Brother Han's Chinese medicine is really so overbearing. If you don't do anything with a woman, it will cause inaction. I'm going to be a eunuch!"
"No," Gu Jun smiled lazily, "The eunuch's is cut off, and your brother Han is not good. There is still an essential difference between the two."
Gu Chi, Gu Cheng: "……"
This cold joke is not funny at all!
Han Zuo’s uncomfortable mentality is already a little unclear.
He felt that his whole body was hot as if he was about to burn, and countless poisonous insects bite on him.
He couldn't stand it anymore and reached out to pull at his clothes.
Gu Chi's black line, quickly pressed his arm, "Brother Han, calm down!"
If Han Zuozhen does something to lose face in front of them, when he wakes up, he will either commit suicide or kill.
This will never work!
(End of this chapter)
