Chapter 3 It's a little refreshing to be beaten
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Wa Wa Nu
"I……"
Really, can I still kiss her? !
Say, can't say; fight, can't fight, the key is that I still owe her money now!
As for kissing her? !
Are you kidding me, it would be easier to commit suicide by electrocution!
Who can blame this? !
By the way, who is to blame? !
Blame the system!
After eating more than 4000 yuan of ocean electricity, 3000 yuan was produced. Isn't this a loss-making business? !
No, you must find the system to lose money!
Before Liu Jiangtao can find fault, the system has already launched a preemptive attack——
"Didi, seeing the temporary host being bullied like this by a little woman, the system also feels very ashamed!!!
As a systematic person, how could he be so cowardly? !
Specially released random tasks——
Random task [-]: Kiss her!
Remarks: Since the little girl begged so sincerely, the host of this system is reluctant to show kindness and reward you!
Success: Reward double the ability to fight, gold coins*10!
Failure: The system autonomously strips off the temporary host and looks for a new host again!
Slogan: Don't be cowardly, let's go together! ! ! "
I! ! !
Do you want to be so arrogant? !
still together? !
When you get beaten for a while, you will also suffer with me? !
However, he really didn't dare to challenge the system. The system stripped off the host on its own. In other words, he had worked so hard these days, and he disappeared with a "poof"? !It's like excreting exhaust gas from the body!
Well, just go ahead, at worst, I won’t get out of bed this month!
Thinking of this, Liu Jiangtao took a deep breath, and a very lonely expression slowly appeared on his face. Sister Bomb was taken aback by this scene!
Let me poke, this kid is from Sichuan, right? !Changing face so slippery? !
"Sister, I have something to tell you!"
The voice is very low and a little hoarse!
Listening to this hoarse voice that has never been heard before, Sister Bomb subconsciously took a step forward, and said blankly:
"Say!"
"Since you have invited my younger brother so sincerely, then my younger brother will do as you wish..."
"what?!"
Miss Bomb is stunned!
What did the old lady sincerely invite? !
"kiss you!!!"
Ga? !
what what? !
In an instant, Miss Bomb was stunned!
It's not that she has never been molested by others, but she has never been molested by this kid! ! !
I have always molested this kid by myself, why is this kid so courageous today? !
Before Miss Bomb could react, Liu Jiangtao saw the distance, and instantly put his face up, and then...
"Wave!"
The big mouth of an unknown creature quickly touched Miss Bomb's pretty face, which can be easily broken by a bullet...
The next moment-
"Taking advantage of my mother?! Go to hell..."
"what……"
"Snapped……"
With a gorgeous over-the-shoulder throw, an unknown creature lived up to expectations and shot at it... Bah, bah, it stuck to the wall, not to mention, the shape with its feet up and its head down is quite unique!
"Deng deng deng deng..."
The flushed bomb sister ran away as if fleeing...
Tilting my head to look, I saw Miss Bomb's ponytail flickering, really cute...
Seeing Sister Bomb left, Liu Jiangtao took himself off the wall and smiled, not to mention, the ability to double the resistance to blows is really good, that is, it hurts a little when it hits the wall , nothing else!
That's right, the moment this guy's bloody mouth touched Miss Bomb's pretty face, the rewards from the system were released, and this guy also clicked to check at lightning speed!
Then this guy's ability to fight and fight has doubled!
At the same time, this guy also opened a property page——
"Name: Liu Jiangtao;
Sex: Male;
Age: 24/70 (a total of 70 years of life, now 24 years have been used);
Item: Black Iron Collection Order (across time and space, collect items of normal quality)*1;
Gold coins: 10;
Attack power: 5 (10);
Anti-strike ability: 16 (10);
stamina: 7(10);
Hidden attribute: not enabled.
Possess special abilities: None;
System class: provisional;
Possess privileges: Can accept tasks.Gold recycling order (when the system is bound, the gold recycling order is automatically activated, and garbage can be collected for one month);
Remarks: The anti-strike ability, stamina, and attack power of a normal adult are all 10."
Ga? !
Is this gone? !
The attack power is five, isn't this the legendary five slags of war? !
Before Liu Jiangtao finished chattering, there was another rush of footsteps in the corridor——
"Deng deng deng deng..."
At the same time as the sound of footsteps came, Miss Bomb appeared in the corridor...
"Hey, are you okay?!"
Sister Bomb was very confident about her fall just now. Although she pulled it up when she fell, she put her strength at the lightest level, but even so, a scum like Liu Jiangtao would definitely not be able to get up within 3 minutes yes!
However, it's unscientific that this guy is alive and kicking now!
"Of course it's okay, Miss Bomb, from today onwards, my little brother is no longer the same little brother as before! Hehe..."
As he said that, this guy still stared at the side face that he kissed just now!
"Go back to your pigsty!"
In a flash, Liu Jiangtao flew up again...
"Ah, you are serious, sister..."
"boom!"
This time, this guy just landed in his own pigsty, bah bah, on the bed!
But this mess is no different from a pig's nest!
"So impatient, my dear sister..."
Before finishing speaking, a bright light flashed and hit Liu Jiangtao's arms directly...
"boom!"
"Ouch!"
"Stop it, you're like a bitch! That's my old lady's special bone-beating medicine, it's cheap for you!"
After finishing speaking, Sister Bomb gave Liu Jiangtao a vicious look again, and then said word by word:
"I'll let you go today, boy, and don't be so embarrassing next time. Be careful that my wife strips off your clothes and see if the rest of your body is as firm as the hair on your pig's head!"
Ga? !
Seeing Miss Bomb who was about to turn around and leave, Liu Jiangtao's brain twitched, and the words jumped out without passing through his brain——
"I don't know if the other places are firm or not, but the hair is quite firm. Would you like to see it now... Ah, sister, no, no..."
"Bang bang bang..."
"Don't slap your face, sister, my little brother relies on this face to eat, ouch, my upturned butt... ouch... my charming long legs... ouch... this is the face, it's okay Slap in the face..."
"Bang bang bang..."
After 3 minutes of passion, Sister Bomb left contentedly, leaving Liu Jiangtao alone, looking at the no longer handsome man in the mirror with a mournful face...
After watching for a while, the guy finally sighed softly, and muttered to himself in the mirror——
"Well, at least my dark circles are pretty good, both sides are the same size, very symmetrical!"
As he spoke, he blinked those peach-like eyes, it hurt, it really hurt!
With a sigh, I've been beaten like this, don't go out for a while, let's wash up and sleep, anyway, today is Saturday, I don't go to work!
That's right, although Liu Jiangtao's job is very ordinary, and the salary is also very ordinary, but the only advantage is that he has more rest time, does not work overtime from [-] to [-], and has weekends!
In Zheng City, such a company is hard to find.
It took 1 minute to wash, and this guy's eyes were swollen into peaches. From a distance, this guy's eyes were a line on the peach...
Two minutes later, a certain person who forgot to beat and never forget to eat was lying on the bed with a sinister smile, while gnawing on half a pack of instant noodles like a mouse...
I am a systematic person, hehe, soon I will be the CEO, marry Miss Bomb, uh, bah bah, forget about Sister Bomb, she is so hot, let’s forget about marrying Bai Fumei!
However, this system is a bit unreliable. You say that you are a trading platform, why post such a cheating task? !
After other people got the system, they were all shocked, and all kinds of things exploded!
I'm fine, I was beaten up!
If you beat him up, you'll be beaten up by a woman!
If you are beaten by a woman, you will be beaten, or if you are beaten by such a delicate-looking woman like a goddess!
Here, who to reason with!
Do you want to squeeze out two sad tears? !
But this guy squeezed desperately for a long time, his eyes hurt from squeezing, but not a single tear came down...
Not only that, but this guy touched his peach, bah, it's the eyes, and he's actually a little proud!
It's a little cool to be beaten! ! !
Do you think this is cheap? !
Is it shaking M? !
No, no, I am a big man, a big man who stands up to the sky, how could it be Xiaoshou? !Is it shaking M? !
I am a systematic person, I must take good care of this little woman in the future, and let him know what a man's domineering is! ! !
That's right, that's it!
At this moment, Liu Jiangtao even fantasized about how he would subdue Miss Bomb, how to let him pretend to be a little woman in front of him, how to deal with Miss Bomb in an indescribable way...
Thinking of his pride, this guy's smile became more and more treacherous...
"Quack quack..."
"What are you laughing at?! So proud?!"
Ga? !
This voice is so familiar! ! !
"Fried, fried..."
"Don't blow it up, you've been beaten like this, and you're still screaming!"
Let me poke it, who beat me like this? !
"Sister, that me..."
"Leave me alone, my sister made a lot of breakfast in the morning, I'll bring you some..."
breakfast? !
Liu Jiangtao's nose twitched for a moment, um, it's really breakfast, it's so delicious!
Trying hard to open the two lines on the peach, I vaguely saw Miss Bomb holding the breakfast, not to mention, the breakfast was quite rich, four buns, two meat and two vegetables, a bowl of millet porridge, and a boiled egg , plus a plate of small pickles!
Breakfast, is it familiar? !
What is the most common type of breakfast eaten at an outside breakfast shop? !
However, this is not comparable to the breakfast shop outside, this is made by Miss Bomb herself!
Since renting a house, Liu Jiangtao has never seen Miss Bomb go out to eat. All the meals are cooked by herself, just like this breakfast. Sister Bomb cooked it, and even the small pickles were pickled by Sister Bomb herself with cucumbers! ! !
Um, why did I say cucumber? !
I am very pure! ! !
Really, can I still kiss her? !
Say, can't say; fight, can't fight, the key is that I still owe her money now!
As for kissing her? !
Are you kidding me, it would be easier to commit suicide by electrocution!
Who can blame this? !
By the way, who is to blame? !
Blame the system!
After eating more than 4000 yuan of ocean electricity, 3000 yuan was produced. Isn't this a loss-making business? !
No, you must find the system to lose money!
Before Liu Jiangtao can find fault, the system has already launched a preemptive attack——
"Didi, seeing the temporary host being bullied like this by a little woman, the system also feels very ashamed!!!
As a systematic person, how could he be so cowardly? !
Specially released random tasks——
Random task [-]: Kiss her!
Remarks: Since the little girl begged so sincerely, the host of this system is reluctant to show kindness and reward you!
Success: Reward double the ability to fight, gold coins*10!
Failure: The system autonomously strips off the temporary host and looks for a new host again!
Slogan: Don't be cowardly, let's go together! ! ! "
I! ! !
Do you want to be so arrogant? !
still together? !
When you get beaten for a while, you will also suffer with me? !
However, he really didn't dare to challenge the system. The system stripped off the host on its own. In other words, he had worked so hard these days, and he disappeared with a "poof"? !It's like excreting exhaust gas from the body!
Well, just go ahead, at worst, I won’t get out of bed this month!
Thinking of this, Liu Jiangtao took a deep breath, and a very lonely expression slowly appeared on his face. Sister Bomb was taken aback by this scene!
Let me poke, this kid is from Sichuan, right? !Changing face so slippery? !
"Sister, I have something to tell you!"
The voice is very low and a little hoarse!
Listening to this hoarse voice that has never been heard before, Sister Bomb subconsciously took a step forward, and said blankly:
"Say!"
"Since you have invited my younger brother so sincerely, then my younger brother will do as you wish..."
"what?!"
Miss Bomb is stunned!
What did the old lady sincerely invite? !
"kiss you!!!"
Ga? !
what what? !
In an instant, Miss Bomb was stunned!
It's not that she has never been molested by others, but she has never been molested by this kid! ! !
I have always molested this kid by myself, why is this kid so courageous today? !
Before Miss Bomb could react, Liu Jiangtao saw the distance, and instantly put his face up, and then...
"Wave!"
The big mouth of an unknown creature quickly touched Miss Bomb's pretty face, which can be easily broken by a bullet...
The next moment-
"Taking advantage of my mother?! Go to hell..."
"what……"
"Snapped……"
With a gorgeous over-the-shoulder throw, an unknown creature lived up to expectations and shot at it... Bah, bah, it stuck to the wall, not to mention, the shape with its feet up and its head down is quite unique!
"Deng deng deng deng..."
The flushed bomb sister ran away as if fleeing...
Tilting my head to look, I saw Miss Bomb's ponytail flickering, really cute...
Seeing Sister Bomb left, Liu Jiangtao took himself off the wall and smiled, not to mention, the ability to double the resistance to blows is really good, that is, it hurts a little when it hits the wall , nothing else!
That's right, the moment this guy's bloody mouth touched Miss Bomb's pretty face, the rewards from the system were released, and this guy also clicked to check at lightning speed!
Then this guy's ability to fight and fight has doubled!
At the same time, this guy also opened a property page——
"Name: Liu Jiangtao;
Sex: Male;
Age: 24/70 (a total of 70 years of life, now 24 years have been used);
Item: Black Iron Collection Order (across time and space, collect items of normal quality)*1;
Gold coins: 10;
Attack power: 5 (10);
Anti-strike ability: 16 (10);
stamina: 7(10);
Hidden attribute: not enabled.
Possess special abilities: None;
System class: provisional;
Possess privileges: Can accept tasks.Gold recycling order (when the system is bound, the gold recycling order is automatically activated, and garbage can be collected for one month);
Remarks: The anti-strike ability, stamina, and attack power of a normal adult are all 10."
Ga? !
Is this gone? !
The attack power is five, isn't this the legendary five slags of war? !
Before Liu Jiangtao finished chattering, there was another rush of footsteps in the corridor——
"Deng deng deng deng..."
At the same time as the sound of footsteps came, Miss Bomb appeared in the corridor...
"Hey, are you okay?!"
Sister Bomb was very confident about her fall just now. Although she pulled it up when she fell, she put her strength at the lightest level, but even so, a scum like Liu Jiangtao would definitely not be able to get up within 3 minutes yes!
However, it's unscientific that this guy is alive and kicking now!
"Of course it's okay, Miss Bomb, from today onwards, my little brother is no longer the same little brother as before! Hehe..."
As he said that, this guy still stared at the side face that he kissed just now!
"Go back to your pigsty!"
In a flash, Liu Jiangtao flew up again...
"Ah, you are serious, sister..."
"boom!"
This time, this guy just landed in his own pigsty, bah bah, on the bed!
But this mess is no different from a pig's nest!
"So impatient, my dear sister..."
Before finishing speaking, a bright light flashed and hit Liu Jiangtao's arms directly...
"boom!"
"Ouch!"
"Stop it, you're like a bitch! That's my old lady's special bone-beating medicine, it's cheap for you!"
After finishing speaking, Sister Bomb gave Liu Jiangtao a vicious look again, and then said word by word:
"I'll let you go today, boy, and don't be so embarrassing next time. Be careful that my wife strips off your clothes and see if the rest of your body is as firm as the hair on your pig's head!"
Ga? !
Seeing Miss Bomb who was about to turn around and leave, Liu Jiangtao's brain twitched, and the words jumped out without passing through his brain——
"I don't know if the other places are firm or not, but the hair is quite firm. Would you like to see it now... Ah, sister, no, no..."
"Bang bang bang..."
"Don't slap your face, sister, my little brother relies on this face to eat, ouch, my upturned butt... ouch... my charming long legs... ouch... this is the face, it's okay Slap in the face..."
"Bang bang bang..."
After 3 minutes of passion, Sister Bomb left contentedly, leaving Liu Jiangtao alone, looking at the no longer handsome man in the mirror with a mournful face...
After watching for a while, the guy finally sighed softly, and muttered to himself in the mirror——
"Well, at least my dark circles are pretty good, both sides are the same size, very symmetrical!"
As he spoke, he blinked those peach-like eyes, it hurt, it really hurt!
With a sigh, I've been beaten like this, don't go out for a while, let's wash up and sleep, anyway, today is Saturday, I don't go to work!
That's right, although Liu Jiangtao's job is very ordinary, and the salary is also very ordinary, but the only advantage is that he has more rest time, does not work overtime from [-] to [-], and has weekends!
In Zheng City, such a company is hard to find.
It took 1 minute to wash, and this guy's eyes were swollen into peaches. From a distance, this guy's eyes were a line on the peach...
Two minutes later, a certain person who forgot to beat and never forget to eat was lying on the bed with a sinister smile, while gnawing on half a pack of instant noodles like a mouse...
I am a systematic person, hehe, soon I will be the CEO, marry Miss Bomb, uh, bah bah, forget about Sister Bomb, she is so hot, let’s forget about marrying Bai Fumei!
However, this system is a bit unreliable. You say that you are a trading platform, why post such a cheating task? !
After other people got the system, they were all shocked, and all kinds of things exploded!
I'm fine, I was beaten up!
If you beat him up, you'll be beaten up by a woman!
If you are beaten by a woman, you will be beaten, or if you are beaten by such a delicate-looking woman like a goddess!
Here, who to reason with!
Do you want to squeeze out two sad tears? !
But this guy squeezed desperately for a long time, his eyes hurt from squeezing, but not a single tear came down...
Not only that, but this guy touched his peach, bah, it's the eyes, and he's actually a little proud!
It's a little cool to be beaten! ! !
Do you think this is cheap? !
Is it shaking M? !
No, no, I am a big man, a big man who stands up to the sky, how could it be Xiaoshou? !Is it shaking M? !
I am a systematic person, I must take good care of this little woman in the future, and let him know what a man's domineering is! ! !
That's right, that's it!
At this moment, Liu Jiangtao even fantasized about how he would subdue Miss Bomb, how to let him pretend to be a little woman in front of him, how to deal with Miss Bomb in an indescribable way...
Thinking of his pride, this guy's smile became more and more treacherous...
"Quack quack..."
"What are you laughing at?! So proud?!"
Ga? !
This voice is so familiar! ! !
"Fried, fried..."
"Don't blow it up, you've been beaten like this, and you're still screaming!"
Let me poke it, who beat me like this? !
"Sister, that me..."
"Leave me alone, my sister made a lot of breakfast in the morning, I'll bring you some..."
breakfast? !
Liu Jiangtao's nose twitched for a moment, um, it's really breakfast, it's so delicious!
Trying hard to open the two lines on the peach, I vaguely saw Miss Bomb holding the breakfast, not to mention, the breakfast was quite rich, four buns, two meat and two vegetables, a bowl of millet porridge, and a boiled egg , plus a plate of small pickles!
Breakfast, is it familiar? !
What is the most common type of breakfast eaten at an outside breakfast shop? !
However, this is not comparable to the breakfast shop outside, this is made by Miss Bomb herself!
Since renting a house, Liu Jiangtao has never seen Miss Bomb go out to eat. All the meals are cooked by herself, just like this breakfast. Sister Bomb cooked it, and even the small pickles were pickled by Sister Bomb herself with cucumbers! ! !
Um, why did I say cucumber? !
I am very pure! ! !
