Chapter 4 Garbage Collection
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Wa Wa Nu
"Thank you, sister, or sister is the best for me, woo woo woo..."
After howling a few times, I found that I couldn't squeeze tears at all. After thinking about it, I forgot it. I'm so familiar, Miss Bomb doesn't know what virtue she has? !
Sure enough, Sister Bomb wasn't moved at all, but she didn't beat him up either!
In 5 minutes, Liu Jiangtao finished the breakfast, and Sister Bomb also cleaned up the pig's nest in these 5 minutes. Although it can't be said that it looks brand new, it is still a big change!
"Hey, Taozi, I'm sorry today, sister, I've never been hurt by anyone before, so, so excited..."
"It's okay, sister, I'm the one who made a mistake today!"
……
"Taozi, can you tell me what happened to you today?! Why are you like those bad men outside?!"
Same as the bad guys out there? !
Little brother, of course I’m the same as the bad men outside, I don’t have pure thoughts towards you, but, little brother, I didn’t dare to do this before!
"My sister just thinks that you are different from other men, so she treats you differently. Your sudden change makes my sister feel a little at a loss!"
Uh, you just think that my little brother is lustful but not courageous, so you want to tease me unscrupulously, right? !
"What happened today, let's treat it as if it couldn't happen, you agree, Taozi?!"
Can't live? !
Today's business? !
What happened today? !
"Today is my sister's first time being raped by a boy, um, what..."
the first time? !
This is also the first time for my younger brother! ! !
"Forget it, sister should apply the medicine for you first, if you don't apply the medicine, you won't be able to go to work the day after tomorrow!"
Before Liu Jiangtao could speak, this guy felt his eyes were suddenly covered by a pair of warm little hands...
The medicinal liquid began to spread under the warm body temperature of those little hands. Immediately, Liu Jiangtao felt his eyes warm. After a while, the warmth was replaced by a trace of coolness. It was a little itchy, but very refreshing!
First it was the eyes, then the upper body was injured, as for the lower body, uh, Liu Jiangtao didn't want to die yet, so he didn't dare to ask Sister Bomb to apply the medicine.
During the whole process, neither of them spoke...
Half an hour later, when Miss Bomb left with Liu Jiangtao's dirty clothes in her arms, the guy sighed softly, and a complex look flashed in his eyes——
A woman who can cook, wash clothes, earn money, has a car and a house, is beautiful and protects others, what a woman, I don’t know if she will be cheaper than that stinky man in the future!
Thinking about it, Liu Jiangtao sniffed his arm subconsciously, um, the smell of bruises contained the smell of sweat that couldn't be concealed, and he hadn't showered for three days...
"Sure enough, I'm a stinky man, quack quack..."
Amidst a burst of unrestrained laughter, Liu Jiangtao rolled onto the bed and pretended to be asleep with his eyes open!
Of course, the degree to which this guy's eyes are swollen, whether his eyes are open or not, no one else can tell at all!
……
"System, come out, let's chat!"
"Didi, if you have any questions about the temporary host, you can ask them directly!"
So conscious? !
"Okay, system, I have a suggestion, can you stop beeping twice before you speak!"
"Didi, the system has received a suggestion from the temporary host!"
Didi still receive suggestions? !You heartless bastard!
"Do you need my confirmation before you can remove it?!"
"Didi, this is the initial program of this system and cannot be changed!"
Can't change it? !
Can't change should you get my suggestion? !What a ghost you received, you bad old man, bah, stupid lack of system!
"You can't remove it and still accept my suggestion?!"
"Didi, the system cannot refuse the temporary host's suggestion, but whether to implement it or not, the system will decide on its own!"
I'll go, this tsundere!
"By the way, I still don't know what kind of garbage collection system you are?! It's for picking up garbage?! Literally garbage?! Or garbage in the extended sense?! Does it mean that you are garbage?! Or is it that you are garbage?! In front of you, everything else is rubbish?! Is it from a different plane?! Or is it real?! Let me introduce you, otherwise I don’t even know what system you are!
However, your name, let me fuck it, there is no one else! ! ! "
"Didi, this system is unparalleled in the sky and on earth (three thousand words omitted!), the most powerful garbage collection system that has never been seen before or since!
Of course, there is no garbage system, only garbage hosts!Including temporary hosts! ! ! "
Your sister, this is not narcissism, this is snake spirit disease! ! !
However, Liu Jiangtao finally knows what the hell this thing is!
It is a garbage recycling system. By recycling all kinds of garbage, you can get corresponding gold coins!
His temporary host is like a garbage collector.
As for the scope of sweeping garbage? !It can be modern society, or it can be items in the same space and different time periods (such as Wu Zetian's small clothes, ahem, it is purely YY);
It can also be the existence of the same time period, different space, or even a different plane (for example, the unowned things in the movie world, such as the Yitian Sword and Dragon Saber in Yitian Tulongji)!
Anyway, it's not the real world that Liu Jiangtao's muddy head understands!
As for the pitch-black space-time order, it is a prop to open the door of time-space! ! !Of course, this is only to open the space-time channel, as for other things, you need other props! ! !
For example, standing on the earth and collecting garbage across time and space, in addition to the collection order, you also need a space-time broom, space-time tweezers, space-time plane, etc.
Of course, you can choose whether to recycle items collected through tools without the need for other props.
Recycling waste from the real world requires a recycling order;
If you need to travel to another world to recycle, you need to cooperate with things like travel orders! ! !
Of course, these things are basically in the system mall. As for the crossing order, you need to do tasks to get it. Although there are in the system mall, the price is too high.
The collection order is a random transaction that is normally given out in the novice gift package!
When using time-space brooms and other tools to collect garbage, they must be used for a specified number of times at a specified time. For example, a black-iron-level space-time tool can only be used once, and it will disappear after one use.
And each time lasts only ten seconds! ! !
And beyond this time, the black iron-level space-time tool will disappear!
You need gold coins to buy tools. Now Liu Jiangtao only has ten gold coins. Who knows how much you can buy with ten gold coins? !
At present, there are not many things in the system mall, only a few——
Black iron level collection order: 500 gold coins, can randomly open an ordinary space-time plane;
Black iron level recovery order: 100 gold coins, after opening, you can recover specified items within a radius of [-] kilometers;
Black iron-level space-time clip: 50 gold coins (one-time tool, lasts for ten seconds after activation, can only hold one common item);
Black iron-level space-time broom: 100 gold coins (one-time tool, lasts for ten seconds after activation, can only sweep items in a range, and can sweep 1-5 light-weight ordinary items);
……
Nima, this guy has never been like this before, it feels so far away that 50 gold coins are so far away! ! !
Of course, even if it is far away, you have to get gold coins, a lot of gold coins.
Carefully took out a crumpled ten-yuan note from the backpack, and the system directly displayed——
"Didi, a piece of waste paper can be exchanged for 0.001 gold coins!"
Ga? !
Damn, is this waste paper? !
I like this kind of waste paper, I want as much as I have!
It's a pity that the system is blank and there is nothing.
Well, I can bear it!
Inadvertently glanced at the trash can on the ground, um, there are quite a few bags of instant noodles in it...
"Didi, I found 0.17 plastic bags, which can be recycled for [-] gold coins. Do you want to recycle them?!"
Ga? !
Garbage can also be recycled? !
That's right, this thing is called the ultimate garbage system, and what it does is garbage, right? !
quack quack! ! !
As for recycling? !you still need to ask? !
Anyway, they are ready to throw stuff! ! !
"Recycle! No, recycle everything in the trash can, see how many gold coins you can recycle!"
"Didi, I found 7 plastic bags, 2 apple core (0.2 seeds can be planted), 27 banana peels, [-] gold coins can be recovered, and a broken mobile phone (the screen is broken, the internal core is normal), [-] can be recovered. gold.
Will the temporary host be recycled? ! "
I stamp it? !
Such a bullshit! ! !
A broken mobile phone, an old mobile phone bought from a colleague for a meal, is worth 27 gold coins? !
"Recycle, Recycle All!"
In an instant, the trash bin full of garbage becomes clean in an instant! ! !
Let me poke it, it's so cool, I don't need to clean up in the future!
"System, check all the garbage that can be recycled around Xiaoye, hehe..."
Dude is really smart, this time, all the garbage that can be sold can be recycled, that's how smart people slip! ! !
"Didi, the garbage around the temporary host includes: 167 plastic bottles (empty), 0.01 gold coins each; 24 aunt towels (used), 0.5 gold coins each; 66 safety kits (used), 0.2 gold coins each; 6 safe*safety sets (unused), 0.1 gold coins each..."
Ga? !
What about the shrimp? !
So what, what aunt towel? !
And props for some kind of security measure? !
Is this also Lao Tzu's? !
Liu Jiangtao's face turned red immediately, Nima, this is simply...
Could that thing be my trash? !
After some research, I found out that the garbage that "belongs" to him is very simple, as long as it meets two conditions——
within ten meters;
Others throw away unnecessary stuff! ! !
This Nima, simply!
Isn't this forcing yourself to change jobs? !
That's right, I don't know if it will be more enjoyable to change to a cleaner's job!
Hey, other people are working hard, so it's better for you, you only need to walk around, and the garbage can be automatically recycled, and it can also be recycled into gold coins!
"System, let me ask you, used condoms for Mao are more expensive than unused ones?!"
There are not only condoms, but also aunt towels!
Used is more expensive than useless!
"Didi, the system recycles the value of items in all aspects. Used safety condoms contain biological fluids, which are very important for some organisms that evolve by absorbing genes! For example: Zerg!"
"Didi, one last reminder to the temporary host: The so-called garbage is a treasure that is misplaced!!!
For example, the leaves that look like garbage in the fairy world are the fairy grass in the world, the fairy grass that is hard to buy;
For example, the leftover bones from eating are the material of the bone soldiers in the undead world;
For example, the liquid you treat as waste is the best gene source for Zerg evolution! ! ! "
"..."
Nima, it turned out to be like this!
Future generations are sold to bugs!
"Didi, may I ask the temporary host if you want to recycle it!"
Is it recycled? !
Ok? !
"All the garbage in the public trash can outside is recycled, and the garbage in other people's rooms is partially recycled within the scope of not being found!"
"Didi, congratulations to the temporary host, you got 182 gold coins!!!"
"Didi, it has been detected that the temporary host owns 219.2 gold coins. Before any transaction is made, the number of gold coins owned exceeds 100. The hidden condition is met, and the host conversion task is started——
The host turned positive! ! ! "
After howling a few times, I found that I couldn't squeeze tears at all. After thinking about it, I forgot it. I'm so familiar, Miss Bomb doesn't know what virtue she has? !
Sure enough, Sister Bomb wasn't moved at all, but she didn't beat him up either!
In 5 minutes, Liu Jiangtao finished the breakfast, and Sister Bomb also cleaned up the pig's nest in these 5 minutes. Although it can't be said that it looks brand new, it is still a big change!
"Hey, Taozi, I'm sorry today, sister, I've never been hurt by anyone before, so, so excited..."
"It's okay, sister, I'm the one who made a mistake today!"
……
"Taozi, can you tell me what happened to you today?! Why are you like those bad men outside?!"
Same as the bad guys out there? !
Little brother, of course I’m the same as the bad men outside, I don’t have pure thoughts towards you, but, little brother, I didn’t dare to do this before!
"My sister just thinks that you are different from other men, so she treats you differently. Your sudden change makes my sister feel a little at a loss!"
Uh, you just think that my little brother is lustful but not courageous, so you want to tease me unscrupulously, right? !
"What happened today, let's treat it as if it couldn't happen, you agree, Taozi?!"
Can't live? !
Today's business? !
What happened today? !
"Today is my sister's first time being raped by a boy, um, what..."
the first time? !
This is also the first time for my younger brother! ! !
"Forget it, sister should apply the medicine for you first, if you don't apply the medicine, you won't be able to go to work the day after tomorrow!"
Before Liu Jiangtao could speak, this guy felt his eyes were suddenly covered by a pair of warm little hands...
The medicinal liquid began to spread under the warm body temperature of those little hands. Immediately, Liu Jiangtao felt his eyes warm. After a while, the warmth was replaced by a trace of coolness. It was a little itchy, but very refreshing!
First it was the eyes, then the upper body was injured, as for the lower body, uh, Liu Jiangtao didn't want to die yet, so he didn't dare to ask Sister Bomb to apply the medicine.
During the whole process, neither of them spoke...
Half an hour later, when Miss Bomb left with Liu Jiangtao's dirty clothes in her arms, the guy sighed softly, and a complex look flashed in his eyes——
A woman who can cook, wash clothes, earn money, has a car and a house, is beautiful and protects others, what a woman, I don’t know if she will be cheaper than that stinky man in the future!
Thinking about it, Liu Jiangtao sniffed his arm subconsciously, um, the smell of bruises contained the smell of sweat that couldn't be concealed, and he hadn't showered for three days...
"Sure enough, I'm a stinky man, quack quack..."
Amidst a burst of unrestrained laughter, Liu Jiangtao rolled onto the bed and pretended to be asleep with his eyes open!
Of course, the degree to which this guy's eyes are swollen, whether his eyes are open or not, no one else can tell at all!
……
"System, come out, let's chat!"
"Didi, if you have any questions about the temporary host, you can ask them directly!"
So conscious? !
"Okay, system, I have a suggestion, can you stop beeping twice before you speak!"
"Didi, the system has received a suggestion from the temporary host!"
Didi still receive suggestions? !You heartless bastard!
"Do you need my confirmation before you can remove it?!"
"Didi, this is the initial program of this system and cannot be changed!"
Can't change it? !
Can't change should you get my suggestion? !What a ghost you received, you bad old man, bah, stupid lack of system!
"You can't remove it and still accept my suggestion?!"
"Didi, the system cannot refuse the temporary host's suggestion, but whether to implement it or not, the system will decide on its own!"
I'll go, this tsundere!
"By the way, I still don't know what kind of garbage collection system you are?! It's for picking up garbage?! Literally garbage?! Or garbage in the extended sense?! Does it mean that you are garbage?! Or is it that you are garbage?! In front of you, everything else is rubbish?! Is it from a different plane?! Or is it real?! Let me introduce you, otherwise I don’t even know what system you are!
However, your name, let me fuck it, there is no one else! ! ! "
"Didi, this system is unparalleled in the sky and on earth (three thousand words omitted!), the most powerful garbage collection system that has never been seen before or since!
Of course, there is no garbage system, only garbage hosts!Including temporary hosts! ! ! "
Your sister, this is not narcissism, this is snake spirit disease! ! !
However, Liu Jiangtao finally knows what the hell this thing is!
It is a garbage recycling system. By recycling all kinds of garbage, you can get corresponding gold coins!
His temporary host is like a garbage collector.
As for the scope of sweeping garbage? !It can be modern society, or it can be items in the same space and different time periods (such as Wu Zetian's small clothes, ahem, it is purely YY);
It can also be the existence of the same time period, different space, or even a different plane (for example, the unowned things in the movie world, such as the Yitian Sword and Dragon Saber in Yitian Tulongji)!
Anyway, it's not the real world that Liu Jiangtao's muddy head understands!
As for the pitch-black space-time order, it is a prop to open the door of time-space! ! !Of course, this is only to open the space-time channel, as for other things, you need other props! ! !
For example, standing on the earth and collecting garbage across time and space, in addition to the collection order, you also need a space-time broom, space-time tweezers, space-time plane, etc.
Of course, you can choose whether to recycle items collected through tools without the need for other props.
Recycling waste from the real world requires a recycling order;
If you need to travel to another world to recycle, you need to cooperate with things like travel orders! ! !
Of course, these things are basically in the system mall. As for the crossing order, you need to do tasks to get it. Although there are in the system mall, the price is too high.
The collection order is a random transaction that is normally given out in the novice gift package!
When using time-space brooms and other tools to collect garbage, they must be used for a specified number of times at a specified time. For example, a black-iron-level space-time tool can only be used once, and it will disappear after one use.
And each time lasts only ten seconds! ! !
And beyond this time, the black iron-level space-time tool will disappear!
You need gold coins to buy tools. Now Liu Jiangtao only has ten gold coins. Who knows how much you can buy with ten gold coins? !
At present, there are not many things in the system mall, only a few——
Black iron level collection order: 500 gold coins, can randomly open an ordinary space-time plane;
Black iron level recovery order: 100 gold coins, after opening, you can recover specified items within a radius of [-] kilometers;
Black iron-level space-time clip: 50 gold coins (one-time tool, lasts for ten seconds after activation, can only hold one common item);
Black iron-level space-time broom: 100 gold coins (one-time tool, lasts for ten seconds after activation, can only sweep items in a range, and can sweep 1-5 light-weight ordinary items);
……
Nima, this guy has never been like this before, it feels so far away that 50 gold coins are so far away! ! !
Of course, even if it is far away, you have to get gold coins, a lot of gold coins.
Carefully took out a crumpled ten-yuan note from the backpack, and the system directly displayed——
"Didi, a piece of waste paper can be exchanged for 0.001 gold coins!"
Ga? !
Damn, is this waste paper? !
I like this kind of waste paper, I want as much as I have!
It's a pity that the system is blank and there is nothing.
Well, I can bear it!
Inadvertently glanced at the trash can on the ground, um, there are quite a few bags of instant noodles in it...
"Didi, I found 0.17 plastic bags, which can be recycled for [-] gold coins. Do you want to recycle them?!"
Ga? !
Garbage can also be recycled? !
That's right, this thing is called the ultimate garbage system, and what it does is garbage, right? !
quack quack! ! !
As for recycling? !you still need to ask? !
Anyway, they are ready to throw stuff! ! !
"Recycle! No, recycle everything in the trash can, see how many gold coins you can recycle!"
"Didi, I found 7 plastic bags, 2 apple core (0.2 seeds can be planted), 27 banana peels, [-] gold coins can be recovered, and a broken mobile phone (the screen is broken, the internal core is normal), [-] can be recovered. gold.
Will the temporary host be recycled? ! "
I stamp it? !
Such a bullshit! ! !
A broken mobile phone, an old mobile phone bought from a colleague for a meal, is worth 27 gold coins? !
"Recycle, Recycle All!"
In an instant, the trash bin full of garbage becomes clean in an instant! ! !
Let me poke it, it's so cool, I don't need to clean up in the future!
"System, check all the garbage that can be recycled around Xiaoye, hehe..."
Dude is really smart, this time, all the garbage that can be sold can be recycled, that's how smart people slip! ! !
"Didi, the garbage around the temporary host includes: 167 plastic bottles (empty), 0.01 gold coins each; 24 aunt towels (used), 0.5 gold coins each; 66 safety kits (used), 0.2 gold coins each; 6 safe*safety sets (unused), 0.1 gold coins each..."
Ga? !
What about the shrimp? !
So what, what aunt towel? !
And props for some kind of security measure? !
Is this also Lao Tzu's? !
Liu Jiangtao's face turned red immediately, Nima, this is simply...
Could that thing be my trash? !
After some research, I found out that the garbage that "belongs" to him is very simple, as long as it meets two conditions——
within ten meters;
Others throw away unnecessary stuff! ! !
This Nima, simply!
Isn't this forcing yourself to change jobs? !
That's right, I don't know if it will be more enjoyable to change to a cleaner's job!
Hey, other people are working hard, so it's better for you, you only need to walk around, and the garbage can be automatically recycled, and it can also be recycled into gold coins!
"System, let me ask you, used condoms for Mao are more expensive than unused ones?!"
There are not only condoms, but also aunt towels!
Used is more expensive than useless!
"Didi, the system recycles the value of items in all aspects. Used safety condoms contain biological fluids, which are very important for some organisms that evolve by absorbing genes! For example: Zerg!"
"Didi, one last reminder to the temporary host: The so-called garbage is a treasure that is misplaced!!!
For example, the leaves that look like garbage in the fairy world are the fairy grass in the world, the fairy grass that is hard to buy;
For example, the leftover bones from eating are the material of the bone soldiers in the undead world;
For example, the liquid you treat as waste is the best gene source for Zerg evolution! ! ! "
"..."
Nima, it turned out to be like this!
Future generations are sold to bugs!
"Didi, may I ask the temporary host if you want to recycle it!"
Is it recycled? !
Ok? !
"All the garbage in the public trash can outside is recycled, and the garbage in other people's rooms is partially recycled within the scope of not being found!"
"Didi, congratulations to the temporary host, you got 182 gold coins!!!"
"Didi, it has been detected that the temporary host owns 219.2 gold coins. Before any transaction is made, the number of gold coins owned exceeds 100. The hidden condition is met, and the host conversion task is started——
The host turned positive! ! ! "
