Chapter 64 The Monk Talking About the Bible in English
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Wa Wa Nu
Then Huang Feihong appeared!
Looking at Huang Feihong with a livid face, Liu Jiangtao raised the roasted meat in his hand, and said cheerfully:
"Master Huang, let's have some breakfast together!"
ha? !
In a word, Huang Feihong was dumbfounded!
In other words, he was just getting ready for lunch at home!
Why did this guy say he was having breakfast? !
Could it be that his breakfast was early? !
Subconsciously raised his head to look at the sun above his head, Huang Feihong understood, it wasn't that he ate breakfast early, but this snake spirit!
"master!"
Looking at Huang Feihong with a livid face, Pork Rong stood behind Huang Feihong obediently and called "Master!"
"Not going back yet! Why, you still want to have breakfast here?!"
ha? !
Master also said breakfast? !
Did you have breakfast early? !
No wonder I ate so fat, it turned out that I ate one more breakfast than others!
No, I will have breakfast at this time in the future!
"Not going back yet?!"
"Yes, Master!"
Looking at Huang Feihong and Pork Rong who were about to leave, Liu Jiangtao finished the meat skewers in his hand, and smashed it with his mouth, um, it's not bad!
Although there is no barbecue material, the pork grown in the original ecology is still very good!
"Master Huang, let's eat something together. Anyway, I have a lot of things, and I can't finish a meal!"
ha? !
Can't finish a meal? !
Let me poke, if you finish eating these two pigs, you're not a pig anymore!
Soon, Huang Feihong's mind changed!
Because Liu Jiangtao stood up with a big knife, and "brushed" the pork, and then ten fat and thin slices of meat fell down...
Taking advantage of the time when the meat slices fell from the pork body, Liu Jiangtao took out ten bamboo sticks from his body in an instant, put the meat on "scrubly", sat down calmly, and put the meat skewers on the grill!
Looking at this guy's sword skills, Huang Feihong couldn't help but let out a cry——
"Good swordsmanship!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Huang Feihong regretted it!
Damn, I had already thought about it when I came here, I would never talk to this guy, why couldn't I help but say it when I saw this guy's sword skills!
"Of course it's a good sword technique! I got it from a person named Yuejiadao. Anyway, it's okay to be idle now, so I'll practice the sword technique!"
Practicing knife skills...
Practicing knife skills...
Knife technique...
Law……
Huang Feihong felt that the whole world was bad!
Nima, has anyone ever seen someone practice sword skills on a pig? !
Who has ever seen a monk eat meat and cut it with a knife? !
And it's so neatly cut? !
Is it because I am sick, or is this society sick!
Or maybe it's your snake spirit!
Yes, it must be this snake spirit!
"Then don't bother Master practicing knife skills and eating meat!"
The word eating meat is very heavy!
Looking at Huang Feihong and Rourong who turned and left, Liu Jiangtao smiled and turned back to the camera studio. After a while, this guy came out with a teacup and teapot!
Eat meat and drink tea? !
How can it be? !
It is impossible to eat meat and drink tea, and it is impossible to eat meat and drink tea in this lifetime!
Then he picked up the teapot and poured a cup of fragrant, uh, coffee!
Yes, you read that right, this guy is drinking coffee with a teapot!
Eat a skewer of roast meat, drink a sip of coffee, this day, good coffee...
“It smells so good!”
Oh? !
Listening to the stiff Cantonese, Liu Jiangtao looked up at the big nose not far away!
It turned out to be a priest!
Well, I am still very familiar with this priest Liu Jiangtao!
In the movie world of "Once Upon a Time in Huang Feihong: Top Gun", he doesn't know what other priests are like, but this priest is really good!
When Huang Feihong's Bao Zhilin was burned, he was the first to testify that Huang Feihong was innocent!
When the foreign devils shot and assassinated Huang Feihong, this priest stepped forward and blocked a shot for Huang Feihong!
The most important thing is that during the few days since the opening, Liu Jiangtao made a special inquiry. The priest's reputation is still very good. He didn't bully the weak, but he was a very pure priest.
Although he is a foreigner!
"Meeting is fate, this priest, how about sitting down and having a cup of coffee?!"
ha? !
The priest was stunned for a moment, this fake monk in monk's robe actually spoke English!
Very pure English, not the stuttering fake English of the local translation!
"Respect is worse than obedience!"
The priest was also polite, walked to the gate of the camera studio, imitated Liu Jiangtao, and sat on a saddle!
Looking at this priest, Jiang Tao couldn't help sighing secretly, it would be great if foreigners in this era were like this priest, and there would be no invasion by the Eight-Power Allied Forces, and there wouldn't be so many deaths!
However, this is impossible!
Priests are priests, foreigners are foreigners!
They are people from two worlds!
Filling the priest with a cup of coffee, Liu Jiangtao put the grilled meat skewers on the plate in front of the priest and said:
"Try it, the authentic heretical way of eating!"
ha? !
The priest was so scared that he almost sat down on the ground!
Heresy? !
Nima, don't you know that Lao Tzu is a priest? !
Also heresy? !
Looking at the jittery priest, Liu Jiangtao laughed, and opened his mouth to read a passage from the Bible!
Forehead!
Listening to the bible that popped out of Liu Jiangtao's mouth, and it was an English version of the bible, and then look at the greasy monk's robe that this fellow is wearing!
Let me poke it, let's hang up this guy!
After Liu Jiangtao finished speaking, the priest asked suspiciously:
"Aren't you a monk?!"
monk? !
"How could it be a monk?! You can't be a monk in your life! You can't eat meat, let alone talk about the Bible with the priest! Come, priest, eat skewered meat and have a cup of coffee, let's talk about the contents of the Bible!"
ha? !
The priest mechanically picked up the skewers, imitating Liu Jiangtao's appearance...
One bite down, the priest was stunned!
How could it be so delicious? !
I poked it, no wonder it was said to be a heretical way of eating, how could such a delicious barbecue not be heretical? !
"Father, the Bible says that Adam and Eve lost their lives when they left the Garden of Eden, but why didn't they die?! Shouldn't they just hang up after losing their lives?!"
Looking at the priest who is eating skewers and drinking coffee, Liu Jiangtao always feels that this picture is so beautiful!
The beauty made him want to destroy it!
So, this guy started to die again!
"Oh, Liu, I didn't expect you to know the Bible! That's great!"
ha? !
what? !
Could it be that what Lao Tzu said just now is not the original words of the Bible? !
You know, Lao Tzu's Bible and his understanding of the Bible are copied and pasted directly from your mind!
Unless you say you are reading a fake bible!
"Please ask the priest to explain, I, a lost lamb, really don't understand!"
ha? !
What is a lost lamb? !
You don't even know it, but it's a humble self-proclaimed believer.
In the words of the priest, God is the shepherd, and we are all his lambs!
Hearing Liu Jiangtao's words, the priest froze for a moment. After drinking two large cups of coffee and eating ten skewers of roast meat, his eyes slowly brightened!
Seeing the priest's expression, Liu Jiangtao was a little confused!
I'll go, you want to understand now? !
You know, this question is your own, but when I copied and pasted it here, I happened to see it!
"Do you know about big trees?!"
Big tree? !
What the hell is a big tree? !
What does the Bible have to do with trees? !
"God said that if we leave Him, we will lose eternal life! This is like a big tree!"
ha? !
How is this the same as a big tree? !
What kind of metaphor are you talking about? !
Looking at the priest who was waiting for Liu Jiangtao to pour his coffee with a teacup, Liu Jiangtao's face darkened. Are you sure you didn't come here to fool me into drinking my coffee? !
Why, when you came to Foshan, you didn't bring coffee? !
Or did you not bring cocoa with you when your merchant ship came? !
However, Liu Jiangtao calmly poured another cup of coffee for the priest!
These two people are gone, drinking coffee with a ceramic tea set!
Heresy indeed!
……
At the same time, Huang Feihong, who was sitting in Baozhilin, was listening to Yacasu's translation of the conversation between Liu Jiangtao and the priest!
To be honest, neither Huang Feihong nor Ya Casu thought that Liu Jiangtao, who looked like a snake, could speak English!
And so slippery!
When he saw the priest walking by and sitting next to Liu Jiangtao, Huang Feihong immediately thought of some kind of traitorous scene——
A fake monk, in order to inquire about the situation of the Black Banner Army and Foshan, deliberately came here to inquire about the news, and then told the foreigners the news!
Thinking of this floor, Huang Feihong didn't have time to eat anymore, so he immediately called Su Su over, and the two of them sat near the window, listening to Liu Jiangtao talking to the priest!
Well, Yacasu listened to it, and then translated it to Huang Feihong!
At the beginning, when Ya Casu translated a passage from the Bible, Huang Feihong was stunned!
Let me go, is what this guy said true or false? !
However, Yacasu swears that what Liu Jiangtao said must be from the Bible, because Yacasu has read it abroad!
Well, this is still a turtle person who has studied foreign scriptures!
When Huang Feihong knew that Liu Jiangtao, a fake monk, was talking about the Bible in English with the priest, he had already put a label on Liu Jiangtao in his heart-worshipping foreigners!
Then when Ya Casu translated Liu Jiangtao's question, Huang Feihong thought about it too, can the Bible explain this question? !
At this time, in Huang Feihong's heart, Liu Jiangtao's label changed from advocating foreigners to being a troublemaker!
That's right, this guy is just looking for something to do when he's full and has nothing to do!
Moreover, in my heart, I also see clearly the Western scriptures!
See, a fake monk in our most mysterious eastern country can pick out the wrong things in your scriptures!
At this time, Huang Feihong's sense of Liu Jiangtao became a little bit better, of course, only a little bit better!
However, at this time, Huang Feihong was also looking forward to the priest's answer!
It's not that the priest said that our relationship with God is like the relationship with a big tree!
What kind of answer is this, I want to explain!
Just when Huang Feihong was looking forward to it, the priest continued to speak...
Looking at Huang Feihong with a livid face, Liu Jiangtao raised the roasted meat in his hand, and said cheerfully:
"Master Huang, let's have some breakfast together!"
ha? !
In a word, Huang Feihong was dumbfounded!
In other words, he was just getting ready for lunch at home!
Why did this guy say he was having breakfast? !
Could it be that his breakfast was early? !
Subconsciously raised his head to look at the sun above his head, Huang Feihong understood, it wasn't that he ate breakfast early, but this snake spirit!
"master!"
Looking at Huang Feihong with a livid face, Pork Rong stood behind Huang Feihong obediently and called "Master!"
"Not going back yet! Why, you still want to have breakfast here?!"
ha? !
Master also said breakfast? !
Did you have breakfast early? !
No wonder I ate so fat, it turned out that I ate one more breakfast than others!
No, I will have breakfast at this time in the future!
"Not going back yet?!"
"Yes, Master!"
Looking at Huang Feihong and Pork Rong who were about to leave, Liu Jiangtao finished the meat skewers in his hand, and smashed it with his mouth, um, it's not bad!
Although there is no barbecue material, the pork grown in the original ecology is still very good!
"Master Huang, let's eat something together. Anyway, I have a lot of things, and I can't finish a meal!"
ha? !
Can't finish a meal? !
Let me poke, if you finish eating these two pigs, you're not a pig anymore!
Soon, Huang Feihong's mind changed!
Because Liu Jiangtao stood up with a big knife, and "brushed" the pork, and then ten fat and thin slices of meat fell down...
Taking advantage of the time when the meat slices fell from the pork body, Liu Jiangtao took out ten bamboo sticks from his body in an instant, put the meat on "scrubly", sat down calmly, and put the meat skewers on the grill!
Looking at this guy's sword skills, Huang Feihong couldn't help but let out a cry——
"Good swordsmanship!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Huang Feihong regretted it!
Damn, I had already thought about it when I came here, I would never talk to this guy, why couldn't I help but say it when I saw this guy's sword skills!
"Of course it's a good sword technique! I got it from a person named Yuejiadao. Anyway, it's okay to be idle now, so I'll practice the sword technique!"
Practicing knife skills...
Practicing knife skills...
Knife technique...
Law……
Huang Feihong felt that the whole world was bad!
Nima, has anyone ever seen someone practice sword skills on a pig? !
Who has ever seen a monk eat meat and cut it with a knife? !
And it's so neatly cut? !
Is it because I am sick, or is this society sick!
Or maybe it's your snake spirit!
Yes, it must be this snake spirit!
"Then don't bother Master practicing knife skills and eating meat!"
The word eating meat is very heavy!
Looking at Huang Feihong and Rourong who turned and left, Liu Jiangtao smiled and turned back to the camera studio. After a while, this guy came out with a teacup and teapot!
Eat meat and drink tea? !
How can it be? !
It is impossible to eat meat and drink tea, and it is impossible to eat meat and drink tea in this lifetime!
Then he picked up the teapot and poured a cup of fragrant, uh, coffee!
Yes, you read that right, this guy is drinking coffee with a teapot!
Eat a skewer of roast meat, drink a sip of coffee, this day, good coffee...
“It smells so good!”
Oh? !
Listening to the stiff Cantonese, Liu Jiangtao looked up at the big nose not far away!
It turned out to be a priest!
Well, I am still very familiar with this priest Liu Jiangtao!
In the movie world of "Once Upon a Time in Huang Feihong: Top Gun", he doesn't know what other priests are like, but this priest is really good!
When Huang Feihong's Bao Zhilin was burned, he was the first to testify that Huang Feihong was innocent!
When the foreign devils shot and assassinated Huang Feihong, this priest stepped forward and blocked a shot for Huang Feihong!
The most important thing is that during the few days since the opening, Liu Jiangtao made a special inquiry. The priest's reputation is still very good. He didn't bully the weak, but he was a very pure priest.
Although he is a foreigner!
"Meeting is fate, this priest, how about sitting down and having a cup of coffee?!"
ha? !
The priest was stunned for a moment, this fake monk in monk's robe actually spoke English!
Very pure English, not the stuttering fake English of the local translation!
"Respect is worse than obedience!"
The priest was also polite, walked to the gate of the camera studio, imitated Liu Jiangtao, and sat on a saddle!
Looking at this priest, Jiang Tao couldn't help sighing secretly, it would be great if foreigners in this era were like this priest, and there would be no invasion by the Eight-Power Allied Forces, and there wouldn't be so many deaths!
However, this is impossible!
Priests are priests, foreigners are foreigners!
They are people from two worlds!
Filling the priest with a cup of coffee, Liu Jiangtao put the grilled meat skewers on the plate in front of the priest and said:
"Try it, the authentic heretical way of eating!"
ha? !
The priest was so scared that he almost sat down on the ground!
Heresy? !
Nima, don't you know that Lao Tzu is a priest? !
Also heresy? !
Looking at the jittery priest, Liu Jiangtao laughed, and opened his mouth to read a passage from the Bible!
Forehead!
Listening to the bible that popped out of Liu Jiangtao's mouth, and it was an English version of the bible, and then look at the greasy monk's robe that this fellow is wearing!
Let me poke it, let's hang up this guy!
After Liu Jiangtao finished speaking, the priest asked suspiciously:
"Aren't you a monk?!"
monk? !
"How could it be a monk?! You can't be a monk in your life! You can't eat meat, let alone talk about the Bible with the priest! Come, priest, eat skewered meat and have a cup of coffee, let's talk about the contents of the Bible!"
ha? !
The priest mechanically picked up the skewers, imitating Liu Jiangtao's appearance...
One bite down, the priest was stunned!
How could it be so delicious? !
I poked it, no wonder it was said to be a heretical way of eating, how could such a delicious barbecue not be heretical? !
"Father, the Bible says that Adam and Eve lost their lives when they left the Garden of Eden, but why didn't they die?! Shouldn't they just hang up after losing their lives?!"
Looking at the priest who is eating skewers and drinking coffee, Liu Jiangtao always feels that this picture is so beautiful!
The beauty made him want to destroy it!
So, this guy started to die again!
"Oh, Liu, I didn't expect you to know the Bible! That's great!"
ha? !
what? !
Could it be that what Lao Tzu said just now is not the original words of the Bible? !
You know, Lao Tzu's Bible and his understanding of the Bible are copied and pasted directly from your mind!
Unless you say you are reading a fake bible!
"Please ask the priest to explain, I, a lost lamb, really don't understand!"
ha? !
What is a lost lamb? !
You don't even know it, but it's a humble self-proclaimed believer.
In the words of the priest, God is the shepherd, and we are all his lambs!
Hearing Liu Jiangtao's words, the priest froze for a moment. After drinking two large cups of coffee and eating ten skewers of roast meat, his eyes slowly brightened!
Seeing the priest's expression, Liu Jiangtao was a little confused!
I'll go, you want to understand now? !
You know, this question is your own, but when I copied and pasted it here, I happened to see it!
"Do you know about big trees?!"
Big tree? !
What the hell is a big tree? !
What does the Bible have to do with trees? !
"God said that if we leave Him, we will lose eternal life! This is like a big tree!"
ha? !
How is this the same as a big tree? !
What kind of metaphor are you talking about? !
Looking at the priest who was waiting for Liu Jiangtao to pour his coffee with a teacup, Liu Jiangtao's face darkened. Are you sure you didn't come here to fool me into drinking my coffee? !
Why, when you came to Foshan, you didn't bring coffee? !
Or did you not bring cocoa with you when your merchant ship came? !
However, Liu Jiangtao calmly poured another cup of coffee for the priest!
These two people are gone, drinking coffee with a ceramic tea set!
Heresy indeed!
……
At the same time, Huang Feihong, who was sitting in Baozhilin, was listening to Yacasu's translation of the conversation between Liu Jiangtao and the priest!
To be honest, neither Huang Feihong nor Ya Casu thought that Liu Jiangtao, who looked like a snake, could speak English!
And so slippery!
When he saw the priest walking by and sitting next to Liu Jiangtao, Huang Feihong immediately thought of some kind of traitorous scene——
A fake monk, in order to inquire about the situation of the Black Banner Army and Foshan, deliberately came here to inquire about the news, and then told the foreigners the news!
Thinking of this floor, Huang Feihong didn't have time to eat anymore, so he immediately called Su Su over, and the two of them sat near the window, listening to Liu Jiangtao talking to the priest!
Well, Yacasu listened to it, and then translated it to Huang Feihong!
At the beginning, when Ya Casu translated a passage from the Bible, Huang Feihong was stunned!
Let me go, is what this guy said true or false? !
However, Yacasu swears that what Liu Jiangtao said must be from the Bible, because Yacasu has read it abroad!
Well, this is still a turtle person who has studied foreign scriptures!
When Huang Feihong knew that Liu Jiangtao, a fake monk, was talking about the Bible in English with the priest, he had already put a label on Liu Jiangtao in his heart-worshipping foreigners!
Then when Ya Casu translated Liu Jiangtao's question, Huang Feihong thought about it too, can the Bible explain this question? !
At this time, in Huang Feihong's heart, Liu Jiangtao's label changed from advocating foreigners to being a troublemaker!
That's right, this guy is just looking for something to do when he's full and has nothing to do!
Moreover, in my heart, I also see clearly the Western scriptures!
See, a fake monk in our most mysterious eastern country can pick out the wrong things in your scriptures!
At this time, Huang Feihong's sense of Liu Jiangtao became a little bit better, of course, only a little bit better!
However, at this time, Huang Feihong was also looking forward to the priest's answer!
It's not that the priest said that our relationship with God is like the relationship with a big tree!
What kind of answer is this, I want to explain!
Just when Huang Feihong was looking forward to it, the priest continued to speak...
