Chapter 65 A Monk Who Doesn’t Know the Bible Is Not a Good Photographer
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Wa Wa Nu
"God, like a big tree, we are like the branches and leaves on the tree! Didn't the leaf lose its life the moment it left the tree?!"
Yes!
Did you lose your life? !
If life is lost, then the leaves are still green, but if life is not lost, the leaves lose their supply, and will soon turn yellow, wither, and lose life!
"It's the same as us humans. We left the Garden of Eden. Although we didn't die immediately, we lost our eternal life. Sooner or later we will die!"
……
Liu Jiangtao has nothing to say!
This priest seems to be very quick to respond!
This is the doubt in the priest's heart, a doubt that has lingered for a long time, and he did not expect that after he asked it, he would answer it so quickly!
Looking at the priest who was holding the cup again and waiting to pour the coffee, Liu Jiangtao was speechless!
Brother, you should hang up!
Not about your reflexes, but about your stomach!
Thirty skewers of barbecue, ten cups of coffee, all in your belly!
you still want? !
Huang Feihong in Baozhi Forest was also slightly taken aback when he heard Ya Casu's translation!
This explanation seems to make sense!
At this moment, Liu Jiangtao's next question came again——
"Father, I have another question!"
Liu Jiangtao made another pot of coffee, put meat skewers on the grill, and then continued!
and also? !
Looking at Liu Jiangtao, the priest's eyes are so ambiguous!Keke, be kind!
It has been many years since he came to this country, but he has never been so happy as he is now!
For an evangelist, what could be better than finding a like-minded person? !
If there are, find two!
"Liu, please tell me, I can't stop!"
The priest made a rare shout out to everyone!
But what the hell are you so obsessed with? !
I'll go, you don't want to fight with me, do you? !
Although I am the steel gun king of Hong Kong, I will never steel you!
Cough!
far away!
"It's such a priest. You have been here for a long time. I don't know what you think of Buddha and temples?!"
ha? !
This is the question!
Why are you so swollen? !
The priest at this time was also very speechless!
Is it really okay for you to ask me such a question as a priest? !
It's like asking a devil, what do you think of Western gods? !
Ask a monster, what do you think of Taoist priests? !
What else can I see? !
See it with your eyes!
Of course, the priest would never say that!
"I don't know much about Buddhism, and I don't know much about it!"
Forehead!
Well, so honest!
Then I'm welcome!quack quack!
Originally wanted to ask some simple questions to draw in the relationship!
For example, asking why the Holy Son was killed, why he chose to die first and then resurrected, etc.!
Because this kind of problem can't trouble the priest at all, after all, these are the most fundamental problems.
So, this guy Liu Jiangtao said very embarrassingly:
"Since God is omnipotent, and you are so devout, why don't you set up a statue so that more people can admire it?!"
……
your sister!
The priest looked at Liu Jiangtao speechlessly, and a sentence flashed in his heart——
I have a sentence MMP does not know when to say or not to say!
"We have churches!"
"Get a golden body or something, wouldn't it be spectacular?!"
"We have churches!"
"The decoration should be more luxurious, let others spend money to visit..."
"We have a church..."
Forehead? !
The next moment, the priest stood up immediately, and said righteously:
"We are a church, not a scenic spot. It is a place of worship, a place to spread God's will, and a place to redeem us, not a scenic spot!"
Looking at the excited priest, Liu Jiangtao smashed his mouth, well, that's a church!
After filling a cup of coffee for the priest, Liu Jiangtao said in a desperate manner:
"Haven't you ever thought that, like Buddhism, there is a sense of ritual, such as burning incense and donating incense money!"
"..."
At this moment, the priest no longer knew what kind of ghost this guy was!
Are you a devil? !
By the way, you are a Buddhist!
But you are a Buddhist, why do you know so much about our Western religion? !
If you are not a Buddhist, what are you wearing right now? !
However, looking at the very serious Liu Jiangtao, the priest decided to answer the guy's last question and never talk about faith with him in the future.
This guy's idea is so heresy!
"God created all things to allow people to live a better life, wash away their original sins, get rid of the fate of sinking, and return to the kingdom of God!
God does not need incense, because God does not need to fight for these!
Whether you have money or not, whether you donate or not, God wants your faith, not your money!Because God is not short of your money! "
Looking at the angry priest, Liu Jiangtao waved his hands and said:
"Don't get excited, Father, I don't know much after all! Haha..."
Don't understand you bastard!
You just copied and pasted the memory of the priest directly!
Of course, no one exposed this guy's hypocritical mask!
At this time, it was the priest's turn to speak:
"Liu, how do you understand Buddha?!"
How do I understand Buddha? !
how could I know? !
"Buddha, that's the way it is. The Buddha emphasizes forbearance in the present moment and the pursuit of the afterlife, but ghosts know what the afterlife is! I can't even live this life well, whoever talks to me about the afterlife, I beat him so that he doesn't have this life! "
ha? !
I poked, Father Ben discovered a great news!
A Buddhist doesn't even believe in an afterlife!
Huang Feihong, who was sitting in Baozhilin, was completely speechless!
Nima, what kind of existence are you? !
Are you a devil? !
Wearing monk robes, eating barbecue, and talking about the Bible with Western priests here!
At first, I thought that you should at least respect your clothes, but what the hell did you say, whoever told you about the afterlife, you beat anyone who would not have this life!
You cheat!
Listening to Liu Jiangtao's words, the priest spit out a mouthful of coffee!
crazy!
This world is crazy, but Liu Jiangtao is crazy!
"Liu, you can't say that, no matter what your belief is, as long as you can teach people to be kind, it's good!"
Hearing what the priest said, Huang Feihong still agreed with it!
In the past, I always felt that Western religions are all evil and demons, but after understanding it carefully today, I feel that it is still okay!
But what the hell is this Liu Jiangtao? !
Why do you feel that this guy with the face of the most mysterious country in the East looks so devilish? !
Cough, it's impossible for Huang Feihong to say it!
Looking at the priest, Liu Jiangtao picked up the barbecue and started masturbating!
While chewing the meat, he said loudly:
"Oh rice tofu, goodness has both truth and goodness and hypocrisy. If you save one person but kill a hundred, can you save it?! Kill one person and live a hundred people, will you kill it?! Kill a hundred people and then put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha on the ground. Such a Buddha, you Do you want?!"
ha? !
The priest is a little confused!
It's not a question of faith anymore!
This is about the spiritual problems of people!
Is this guy a snake spirit? !
"Liu, aren't you a Buddhist?!"
The priest finally asked this question!
Hearing the priest's question, Huang Feihong and Ya Casu also became interested, holding their breath and waiting for Liu Jiangtao's answer!
Whether it's the priest, Ya Casu, or Huang Feihong, they all think that Liu Jiangtao will say a long paragraph that sounds reasonable, but in fact he didn't say anything. In the end, he said something like wine and meat, and the Buddha's heart. !
Or say that the Buddha also has angry eyes like King Kong and other profound words.
However, this guy said loudly without any scruples——
"Buddhist?! Who's a Buddhist?! Me?! I'm not!"
ha? !
Are you not a Buddhist? !
But what the hell are you doing in monk robes? !
Seeing the priest's eyes on his clothes, Liu Jiangtao said boldly:
"Those who ride white horses are not necessarily Tang monks, they may be bald donkeys, oh rice tofu, the poor are not monks!"
Ok!
You are not bald at all, ahem, monk!
I don't know why, after hearing Liu Jiangtao's words, both the priest and Huang Feihong had the illusion that the world is still so beautiful!
"Then you are a believer in Western religion?!"
The priest spoke again!
"Western religion?! No!"
ha? !
You are not a believer in Western religion, how do you know the Bible so well? !
The priest was completely speechless!
At this moment, not only the priest, but even Huang Feihong wanted to jump out, pointed at Liu Jiangtao's nose and shouted loudly:
"What the hell are you?!"
Although it may not be the original words, ahem, definitely not the original words, but the meaning should be similar!
However, Huang Feihong is a person who has received a moderate education after all, so it is impossible to be so annoying!
But the priest is different. He said what he said!
"Then what are you doing?!"
Hearing what the priest said, Liu Jiangtao was stunned!
I'm going, big brother, you don't even know what I do, just sit here and eat my barbecue? !drink my coffee? !
At this time, someone had already forgotten that it was someone who took the initiative to invite them over!
Looking at the empty barbecue grill, Liu Jiangtao picked up a 40-meter-long knife, ahem, it was a half-meter-long knife, and waved it "swipe", and the pork lost another layer!
After placing the barbecue, Liu Jiangtao pointed to the door and said:
"See, that's what I do!"
for this? !
The priest raised his head to look at the house number, and then looked at the couplets on both sides. After struggling to identify, his face suddenly changed——
"You, you are a believer in the devil?!"
"puff!"
Liu Jiangtao spit out a mouthful of coffee and almost sprayed the priest in the head!
"I'm a photographer! Got it?! Not a believer in the devil!"
your sister!
The priest then sat down in embarrassment. Well, the writing in this country is too difficult to understand, and it is always a joke!
But is it really good for you to hang such couplets? !
The three souls and seven souls are gone, who dares to take pictures? !
"It's really not easy for you to open a photo studio, wearing a monk's robe, and talking about the Bible with me!"
"You don't understand this! Confucius once said: A monk who doesn't understand the Bible is not a good photographer!"
ha? !
Yes!
Did you lose your life? !
If life is lost, then the leaves are still green, but if life is not lost, the leaves lose their supply, and will soon turn yellow, wither, and lose life!
"It's the same as us humans. We left the Garden of Eden. Although we didn't die immediately, we lost our eternal life. Sooner or later we will die!"
……
Liu Jiangtao has nothing to say!
This priest seems to be very quick to respond!
This is the doubt in the priest's heart, a doubt that has lingered for a long time, and he did not expect that after he asked it, he would answer it so quickly!
Looking at the priest who was holding the cup again and waiting to pour the coffee, Liu Jiangtao was speechless!
Brother, you should hang up!
Not about your reflexes, but about your stomach!
Thirty skewers of barbecue, ten cups of coffee, all in your belly!
you still want? !
Huang Feihong in Baozhi Forest was also slightly taken aback when he heard Ya Casu's translation!
This explanation seems to make sense!
At this moment, Liu Jiangtao's next question came again——
"Father, I have another question!"
Liu Jiangtao made another pot of coffee, put meat skewers on the grill, and then continued!
and also? !
Looking at Liu Jiangtao, the priest's eyes are so ambiguous!Keke, be kind!
It has been many years since he came to this country, but he has never been so happy as he is now!
For an evangelist, what could be better than finding a like-minded person? !
If there are, find two!
"Liu, please tell me, I can't stop!"
The priest made a rare shout out to everyone!
But what the hell are you so obsessed with? !
I'll go, you don't want to fight with me, do you? !
Although I am the steel gun king of Hong Kong, I will never steel you!
Cough!
far away!
"It's such a priest. You have been here for a long time. I don't know what you think of Buddha and temples?!"
ha? !
This is the question!
Why are you so swollen? !
The priest at this time was also very speechless!
Is it really okay for you to ask me such a question as a priest? !
It's like asking a devil, what do you think of Western gods? !
Ask a monster, what do you think of Taoist priests? !
What else can I see? !
See it with your eyes!
Of course, the priest would never say that!
"I don't know much about Buddhism, and I don't know much about it!"
Forehead!
Well, so honest!
Then I'm welcome!quack quack!
Originally wanted to ask some simple questions to draw in the relationship!
For example, asking why the Holy Son was killed, why he chose to die first and then resurrected, etc.!
Because this kind of problem can't trouble the priest at all, after all, these are the most fundamental problems.
So, this guy Liu Jiangtao said very embarrassingly:
"Since God is omnipotent, and you are so devout, why don't you set up a statue so that more people can admire it?!"
……
your sister!
The priest looked at Liu Jiangtao speechlessly, and a sentence flashed in his heart——
I have a sentence MMP does not know when to say or not to say!
"We have churches!"
"Get a golden body or something, wouldn't it be spectacular?!"
"We have churches!"
"The decoration should be more luxurious, let others spend money to visit..."
"We have a church..."
Forehead? !
The next moment, the priest stood up immediately, and said righteously:
"We are a church, not a scenic spot. It is a place of worship, a place to spread God's will, and a place to redeem us, not a scenic spot!"
Looking at the excited priest, Liu Jiangtao smashed his mouth, well, that's a church!
After filling a cup of coffee for the priest, Liu Jiangtao said in a desperate manner:
"Haven't you ever thought that, like Buddhism, there is a sense of ritual, such as burning incense and donating incense money!"
"..."
At this moment, the priest no longer knew what kind of ghost this guy was!
Are you a devil? !
By the way, you are a Buddhist!
But you are a Buddhist, why do you know so much about our Western religion? !
If you are not a Buddhist, what are you wearing right now? !
However, looking at the very serious Liu Jiangtao, the priest decided to answer the guy's last question and never talk about faith with him in the future.
This guy's idea is so heresy!
"God created all things to allow people to live a better life, wash away their original sins, get rid of the fate of sinking, and return to the kingdom of God!
God does not need incense, because God does not need to fight for these!
Whether you have money or not, whether you donate or not, God wants your faith, not your money!Because God is not short of your money! "
Looking at the angry priest, Liu Jiangtao waved his hands and said:
"Don't get excited, Father, I don't know much after all! Haha..."
Don't understand you bastard!
You just copied and pasted the memory of the priest directly!
Of course, no one exposed this guy's hypocritical mask!
At this time, it was the priest's turn to speak:
"Liu, how do you understand Buddha?!"
How do I understand Buddha? !
how could I know? !
"Buddha, that's the way it is. The Buddha emphasizes forbearance in the present moment and the pursuit of the afterlife, but ghosts know what the afterlife is! I can't even live this life well, whoever talks to me about the afterlife, I beat him so that he doesn't have this life! "
ha? !
I poked, Father Ben discovered a great news!
A Buddhist doesn't even believe in an afterlife!
Huang Feihong, who was sitting in Baozhilin, was completely speechless!
Nima, what kind of existence are you? !
Are you a devil? !
Wearing monk robes, eating barbecue, and talking about the Bible with Western priests here!
At first, I thought that you should at least respect your clothes, but what the hell did you say, whoever told you about the afterlife, you beat anyone who would not have this life!
You cheat!
Listening to Liu Jiangtao's words, the priest spit out a mouthful of coffee!
crazy!
This world is crazy, but Liu Jiangtao is crazy!
"Liu, you can't say that, no matter what your belief is, as long as you can teach people to be kind, it's good!"
Hearing what the priest said, Huang Feihong still agreed with it!
In the past, I always felt that Western religions are all evil and demons, but after understanding it carefully today, I feel that it is still okay!
But what the hell is this Liu Jiangtao? !
Why do you feel that this guy with the face of the most mysterious country in the East looks so devilish? !
Cough, it's impossible for Huang Feihong to say it!
Looking at the priest, Liu Jiangtao picked up the barbecue and started masturbating!
While chewing the meat, he said loudly:
"Oh rice tofu, goodness has both truth and goodness and hypocrisy. If you save one person but kill a hundred, can you save it?! Kill one person and live a hundred people, will you kill it?! Kill a hundred people and then put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha on the ground. Such a Buddha, you Do you want?!"
ha? !
The priest is a little confused!
It's not a question of faith anymore!
This is about the spiritual problems of people!
Is this guy a snake spirit? !
"Liu, aren't you a Buddhist?!"
The priest finally asked this question!
Hearing the priest's question, Huang Feihong and Ya Casu also became interested, holding their breath and waiting for Liu Jiangtao's answer!
Whether it's the priest, Ya Casu, or Huang Feihong, they all think that Liu Jiangtao will say a long paragraph that sounds reasonable, but in fact he didn't say anything. In the end, he said something like wine and meat, and the Buddha's heart. !
Or say that the Buddha also has angry eyes like King Kong and other profound words.
However, this guy said loudly without any scruples——
"Buddhist?! Who's a Buddhist?! Me?! I'm not!"
ha? !
Are you not a Buddhist? !
But what the hell are you doing in monk robes? !
Seeing the priest's eyes on his clothes, Liu Jiangtao said boldly:
"Those who ride white horses are not necessarily Tang monks, they may be bald donkeys, oh rice tofu, the poor are not monks!"
Ok!
You are not bald at all, ahem, monk!
I don't know why, after hearing Liu Jiangtao's words, both the priest and Huang Feihong had the illusion that the world is still so beautiful!
"Then you are a believer in Western religion?!"
The priest spoke again!
"Western religion?! No!"
ha? !
You are not a believer in Western religion, how do you know the Bible so well? !
The priest was completely speechless!
At this moment, not only the priest, but even Huang Feihong wanted to jump out, pointed at Liu Jiangtao's nose and shouted loudly:
"What the hell are you?!"
Although it may not be the original words, ahem, definitely not the original words, but the meaning should be similar!
However, Huang Feihong is a person who has received a moderate education after all, so it is impossible to be so annoying!
But the priest is different. He said what he said!
"Then what are you doing?!"
Hearing what the priest said, Liu Jiangtao was stunned!
I'm going, big brother, you don't even know what I do, just sit here and eat my barbecue? !drink my coffee? !
At this time, someone had already forgotten that it was someone who took the initiative to invite them over!
Looking at the empty barbecue grill, Liu Jiangtao picked up a 40-meter-long knife, ahem, it was a half-meter-long knife, and waved it "swipe", and the pork lost another layer!
After placing the barbecue, Liu Jiangtao pointed to the door and said:
"See, that's what I do!"
for this? !
The priest raised his head to look at the house number, and then looked at the couplets on both sides. After struggling to identify, his face suddenly changed——
"You, you are a believer in the devil?!"
"puff!"
Liu Jiangtao spit out a mouthful of coffee and almost sprayed the priest in the head!
"I'm a photographer! Got it?! Not a believer in the devil!"
your sister!
The priest then sat down in embarrassment. Well, the writing in this country is too difficult to understand, and it is always a joke!
But is it really good for you to hang such couplets? !
The three souls and seven souls are gone, who dares to take pictures? !
"It's really not easy for you to open a photo studio, wearing a monk's robe, and talking about the Bible with me!"
"You don't understand this! Confucius once said: A monk who doesn't understand the Bible is not a good photographer!"
ha? !
