Chapter 70 I'm so tired, I really want to bend over
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Wa Wa Nu
I'll go, big brother, you're coming, I, Huang Feihong, can't wait for you to hack me to death!
Phew, what are you talking about?
However, you are capable of hacking me to death?
Take a wooden knife to see people, you are still the first!
Anyway, I'm feeling depressed today, so I'll play with you!
Thinking about it, Huang Feihong swiped a knife and put on a posture, waiting for Liu Jiangtao to hack himself to death!
Bah bah, waiting for Liu Jiangtao's performance!
"Huang Feihong, do you still remember Xia Yuhe by the Daming Lake back then?"
I'll go to your uncle!
Are you done yet?
Before Liu Jiangtao could finish speaking, Huang Feihong directly said:
"The poor monk was entrusted by Xia Yuhe to hack you to death. Remember that the person who hacked you was called Jie Su when he went to the underworld. Well, the poor monk's legal name is Jie Su!"
I go?
Liu Jiangtao is a little confused!
Don't take lines like this!
"Huang Feihong, although you stole the poor monk's lines and made the poor monk's mood unsatisfactory, the poor monk still wants to hack you to death!"
After finishing speaking, Liu Jiangtao rushed towards Huang Feihong in an instant, and slashed at Huang Feihong with the wooden knife in his hand...
That's right, from top to bottom, as if wanting to cut Huang Feihong in half from the middle...
"Strike Huashan!"
The moment the long knife came to his body, Huang Feihong stepped back instantly, and the blade edged dangerously against a fallen leaf [-] centimeters in front of Huang Feihong...
Seeing this guy's funny movements, the corners of Huang Feihong's mouth twitched, brother, are you here to be funny?
Or, are you a tease invited by a monkey?
Ok?
What the hell is the Doubi invited by the monkey?
How can you remember this sentence?
Forget it, never mind, it's quite interesting to talk about!
Although Huang Feihong wanted to laugh, Liu Jiangtao almost died of depression!
If he had known it earlier, he would have used the Yue family's sword technique, but Huang Feihong should be able to see his own Yue family's sword technique, so he should chop Huashan with all his strength first, at least the name of this move is quite exciting!
Jumping up suddenly, Liu Jiangtao held the knife in both hands, and slashed at Huang Feihong again——
"Split Huashan again!"
Then, Huang Feihong took another step back...
This time the blade was not attached to the fallen leaves, and of course, it was not attached to anything else either!
"Split Huashan again!"
Huang Feihong took another step back...
Well, it's completely cold!
Liu Jiangtao really can't go on!
He figured it out, if he didn't show some real kung fu, then Huang Feihong was just playing monkeys!
I want to be a majestic time traveler but being played like a monkey by others. If people find out, where will I save my face?
Don't you want to lose face?
"I didn't expect Master Huang to be so powerful. The poor monk admires him!"
The corner of Huang Feihong's mouth twitched, then twitched again, and finally pinched himself hard, and then suppressed the smile on his mouth!
This guy is a joker!
"The poor monk recently saw the Yue family sword and got the Yue family sword technique from him. I wonder if you, Huang Feihong, can escape from the poor monk's Yue family sword technique!"
ha?
Are you finally going to get serious?
Very good!
The next moment, Liu Jiangtao swiped a saber flower, and directly used the Yue family's saber technique, and slashed at Huang Feihong. The shadows of the saber enveloped Huang Feihong like bees...
Seeing this kind of attack suddenly, Huang Feihong couldn't help screaming "Good sword technique!"
This is the sword technique that should kill oneself!
Bah, bah, bah, was led into the ditch by this funny comparison!
This kind of knife technique can only be regarded as good, how could he kill himself?
Huang Feihong had never seen the Yue Family Saber, nor had he seen the Yue Family Saber Technique, but Huang Feihong could guess that even if the Yue Family Saber used the Yue Family Saber Technique by himself, it would definitely not be able to reach this level!
Otherwise, it is impossible for him not to have heard of Yue Jiadao in Foshan!
Of course, Liu Jiangtao would never say all of this!
The Yue Family Sword can only be regarded as an ordinary sword technique. Anyone who has watched the movie knows that the Yue Family Sword is just a passerby, who was killed by Yan Zhendong as soon as he appeared on the stage.
There is no such thing as Liu Jiangtao's feeling that there are pieces of knives when he makes a move.
Of course, it's not that Liu Jiangtao's sword skills are much better than Yue's sword, it's just that this guy's attack power, attack speed and endurance are not comparable to Yue's sword.
Someone who extracted the physical fitness of Huang Feihong and Yan Zhendong is simply a big bug!
So, the second Huang Feihong excitedly picked up the knife and slashed at Liu Jiangtao, a tragedy happened——
"boom!"
Liu Jiangtao was fine, but Huang Feihong couldn't help but took a few steps back!
Looking at the excited Liu Jiangtao, Huang Feihong thought to himself that this bald donkey has so much strength!
"Happy, come again!"
Liu Jiangtao yelled, and once again used the Yue Family Sword to charge towards Huang Feihong...
Seeing Liu Jiangtao screaming excitedly, Huang Feihong thought to himself——
Come back to your sister!
With such great strength, I don't seek abuse, so I won't confront you head-on!
Then, the next moment Huang Feihong's style of knife changed, every time he touched it and left, he didn't fight Liu Jiangtao at all.
Liu Jiangtao, who could no longer find the exhilarating feeling before, yelled angrily!
Soon, the other people in Baozhilin were awakened, and then Zhurourong rushed over with a butcher's knife, and Yachasu brought a silver needle...
Looking at the people rushing over, Liu Jiangtao shouted:
"Well, Huang Feihong, you bully the poor monk because of the number of people. Do you think the poor monk will be afraid of you? Look at the ultimate trick of the poor monk..."
The ultimate trick?
Huang Feihong was shocked when he heard these words, put the knife in front of his chest, and looked at Liu Jiangtao vigilantly.
Although he knew that this guy had no intention of killing him at all, he was here to play tricks from the beginning, but if he was really injured by the ultimate trick, it would be ridiculous.
That's right, I was being laughed at.
Just as Huang Feihong was waiting in full force, Liu Jiangtao turned over and climbed over the wall, shouting when he was in mid-air——
"Ultimate stunt, gecko tail off!"
The wooden knife in his hand flew out and was directly inserted into the wooden stake eight feet away from Huang Feihong...
"Pfft!"
The wooden knife is directly submerged into the stake, right up to the handle!
At this time, Zhurourong rushed over——
"Master, where is the assassin? Why did you let the assassin escape?"
Your uncle, did I let the assassin escape?
Look at that wooden knife, it's inserted directly into the stake, even if you are a teacher, you may not be able to do it, why do you ask your teacher to stop the thief and bald donkey?
Treat him to supper?
That's right, during the fight just now, Huang Feihong clearly heard Liu Jiangtao's stomach growling.
It looks like this guy didn't eat dinner!
Didn't have dinner?
This fellow is not here to steal food, is he?
Thinking of this, Huang Feihong said directly:
"Go to the kitchen and see if there is anything missing!"
ha?
The assassin is here, let us see if there is anything missing in the kitchen?
What is this operation?
Could it be that the master is also a fake monk like the woman diagonally across the door, a snake spirit?
But no matter what, it is also the order of the master, what else can I do?
Check out the kitchen!
Soon, Rourou Rong and Yacasu were all standing beside the water tank in surprise, looking at Huang Feihong with admiration, only to see Huang Feihong's face was a little hot.
"Master, you are amazing! There is less water in our water tank!"
"No, no, that's right, teacher, teacher..."
"Don't worry about it, wipe your teeth, let me, Da Rongrong, talk about it, bah, bah, bah, what are you talking about about Da Rongrong? Master, that's right, master, I guess the thief came to the kitchen to drink some water first. Then go and assassinate you!"
In the end, Zhu Rourong felt that his deduction was a bit of a snake spirit!
Although Zhu Zhurong's words were so unbelievable, Huang Feihong felt that this cliff was the most likely fact!
Looking at the photo studio diagonally across the door, Huang Feihong's teeth itch in depression!
You bald donkey, why don't you come to my house to drink water and make wool?
Is there no water in your house?
Or is my water sweet?
You said it's fine after you drink the water, why are you still in my room?
Could it be that I want to eat Lao Tzu's sweet-scented osmanthus cake?
That's right, sweet-scented osmanthus cake!
Thinking of this, Huang Feihong couldn't care about anything else, and hurried back to the room. Sure enough, the sweet-scented osmanthus cake in the room was gone, replaced by a large gold brick!
Seeing this, Huang Feihong only felt ten thousand alpacas galloping past his heart!
You thief monk, you really came to steal something to eat!
You say it's fine if you steal, but you still wear night clothes with your face covered?
As for being so dedicated?
Also, if you are so dedicated, don't keep the gold bricks. After so long, I have seen you spend gold bricks as money by yourself!
First find yourself to worship the pier, and then leave a gold brick!
Then he gave Zhurou Rong a gold brick and asked Zhu Zhurong to exchange for silver dollars, which caused Zhu Zhurong to suspect that he had an affair with you, a thief monk!
I'll go, the devil is having an affair with you thief monk!
Well now, it's just a plate of sweet-scented osmanthus cake, you can eat it secretly, we are all people in the rivers and lakes, and neighbors diagonally across the door, why should I be so stingy with a plate of sweet-scented osmanthus cake?
Two big money on the street can get a plate!
It's good for you, just leave a gold brick!
Isn't this clearly telling Lao Tzu that the assassin tonight is you, the thief monk?
Seeing Huang Feihong looking at the gold brick, his face turned blue and pale for a while, laughed for a while, and couldn't help laughing and crying for a while, Ya Casu hurried forward, picked up the gold brick and bit down on the corner of the gold brick——
"Hey, master, you got another gold brick! Could it be that the thief came here for the gold brick?"
Zhurourong thought he had thought of the truth, but in the next second, Zhurourong's face became ugly!
This is the third time this guy has seen a gold brick!
Three identical gold bricks!
The first two pieces were all given by the woman-like fake monks diagonally across the door, so why think about this one?
It must have been given by the thief monk!
Thinking of this, Zhurou Rong's heart that had been let go was raised again!
No, master, that thief monk said that Aunt Thirteen is coming back soon, you can't do things that are sorry for Aunt Thirteen at such a critical moment!
It's not easy being your apprentice, and you have to worry about your master's lifelong affairs!
Hey, I'm so tired, I really want to play with the fake monk who is diagonally opposite the door!
Bah Bah!
How could I, Da Rongrong, have such dangerous thoughts?
No, what the hell is Da Rongrong?
How could I call myself Da Rongrong?
Could it be that I was also infected by the fake monk diagonally across the door, the snake spirit?
Zhu Zhurong's complexion instantly became prettier than Huang Feihong's...
Phew, what are you talking about?
However, you are capable of hacking me to death?
Take a wooden knife to see people, you are still the first!
Anyway, I'm feeling depressed today, so I'll play with you!
Thinking about it, Huang Feihong swiped a knife and put on a posture, waiting for Liu Jiangtao to hack himself to death!
Bah bah, waiting for Liu Jiangtao's performance!
"Huang Feihong, do you still remember Xia Yuhe by the Daming Lake back then?"
I'll go to your uncle!
Are you done yet?
Before Liu Jiangtao could finish speaking, Huang Feihong directly said:
"The poor monk was entrusted by Xia Yuhe to hack you to death. Remember that the person who hacked you was called Jie Su when he went to the underworld. Well, the poor monk's legal name is Jie Su!"
I go?
Liu Jiangtao is a little confused!
Don't take lines like this!
"Huang Feihong, although you stole the poor monk's lines and made the poor monk's mood unsatisfactory, the poor monk still wants to hack you to death!"
After finishing speaking, Liu Jiangtao rushed towards Huang Feihong in an instant, and slashed at Huang Feihong with the wooden knife in his hand...
That's right, from top to bottom, as if wanting to cut Huang Feihong in half from the middle...
"Strike Huashan!"
The moment the long knife came to his body, Huang Feihong stepped back instantly, and the blade edged dangerously against a fallen leaf [-] centimeters in front of Huang Feihong...
Seeing this guy's funny movements, the corners of Huang Feihong's mouth twitched, brother, are you here to be funny?
Or, are you a tease invited by a monkey?
Ok?
What the hell is the Doubi invited by the monkey?
How can you remember this sentence?
Forget it, never mind, it's quite interesting to talk about!
Although Huang Feihong wanted to laugh, Liu Jiangtao almost died of depression!
If he had known it earlier, he would have used the Yue family's sword technique, but Huang Feihong should be able to see his own Yue family's sword technique, so he should chop Huashan with all his strength first, at least the name of this move is quite exciting!
Jumping up suddenly, Liu Jiangtao held the knife in both hands, and slashed at Huang Feihong again——
"Split Huashan again!"
Then, Huang Feihong took another step back...
This time the blade was not attached to the fallen leaves, and of course, it was not attached to anything else either!
"Split Huashan again!"
Huang Feihong took another step back...
Well, it's completely cold!
Liu Jiangtao really can't go on!
He figured it out, if he didn't show some real kung fu, then Huang Feihong was just playing monkeys!
I want to be a majestic time traveler but being played like a monkey by others. If people find out, where will I save my face?
Don't you want to lose face?
"I didn't expect Master Huang to be so powerful. The poor monk admires him!"
The corner of Huang Feihong's mouth twitched, then twitched again, and finally pinched himself hard, and then suppressed the smile on his mouth!
This guy is a joker!
"The poor monk recently saw the Yue family sword and got the Yue family sword technique from him. I wonder if you, Huang Feihong, can escape from the poor monk's Yue family sword technique!"
ha?
Are you finally going to get serious?
Very good!
The next moment, Liu Jiangtao swiped a saber flower, and directly used the Yue family's saber technique, and slashed at Huang Feihong. The shadows of the saber enveloped Huang Feihong like bees...
Seeing this kind of attack suddenly, Huang Feihong couldn't help screaming "Good sword technique!"
This is the sword technique that should kill oneself!
Bah, bah, bah, was led into the ditch by this funny comparison!
This kind of knife technique can only be regarded as good, how could he kill himself?
Huang Feihong had never seen the Yue Family Saber, nor had he seen the Yue Family Saber Technique, but Huang Feihong could guess that even if the Yue Family Saber used the Yue Family Saber Technique by himself, it would definitely not be able to reach this level!
Otherwise, it is impossible for him not to have heard of Yue Jiadao in Foshan!
Of course, Liu Jiangtao would never say all of this!
The Yue Family Sword can only be regarded as an ordinary sword technique. Anyone who has watched the movie knows that the Yue Family Sword is just a passerby, who was killed by Yan Zhendong as soon as he appeared on the stage.
There is no such thing as Liu Jiangtao's feeling that there are pieces of knives when he makes a move.
Of course, it's not that Liu Jiangtao's sword skills are much better than Yue's sword, it's just that this guy's attack power, attack speed and endurance are not comparable to Yue's sword.
Someone who extracted the physical fitness of Huang Feihong and Yan Zhendong is simply a big bug!
So, the second Huang Feihong excitedly picked up the knife and slashed at Liu Jiangtao, a tragedy happened——
"boom!"
Liu Jiangtao was fine, but Huang Feihong couldn't help but took a few steps back!
Looking at the excited Liu Jiangtao, Huang Feihong thought to himself that this bald donkey has so much strength!
"Happy, come again!"
Liu Jiangtao yelled, and once again used the Yue Family Sword to charge towards Huang Feihong...
Seeing Liu Jiangtao screaming excitedly, Huang Feihong thought to himself——
Come back to your sister!
With such great strength, I don't seek abuse, so I won't confront you head-on!
Then, the next moment Huang Feihong's style of knife changed, every time he touched it and left, he didn't fight Liu Jiangtao at all.
Liu Jiangtao, who could no longer find the exhilarating feeling before, yelled angrily!
Soon, the other people in Baozhilin were awakened, and then Zhurourong rushed over with a butcher's knife, and Yachasu brought a silver needle...
Looking at the people rushing over, Liu Jiangtao shouted:
"Well, Huang Feihong, you bully the poor monk because of the number of people. Do you think the poor monk will be afraid of you? Look at the ultimate trick of the poor monk..."
The ultimate trick?
Huang Feihong was shocked when he heard these words, put the knife in front of his chest, and looked at Liu Jiangtao vigilantly.
Although he knew that this guy had no intention of killing him at all, he was here to play tricks from the beginning, but if he was really injured by the ultimate trick, it would be ridiculous.
That's right, I was being laughed at.
Just as Huang Feihong was waiting in full force, Liu Jiangtao turned over and climbed over the wall, shouting when he was in mid-air——
"Ultimate stunt, gecko tail off!"
The wooden knife in his hand flew out and was directly inserted into the wooden stake eight feet away from Huang Feihong...
"Pfft!"
The wooden knife is directly submerged into the stake, right up to the handle!
At this time, Zhurourong rushed over——
"Master, where is the assassin? Why did you let the assassin escape?"
Your uncle, did I let the assassin escape?
Look at that wooden knife, it's inserted directly into the stake, even if you are a teacher, you may not be able to do it, why do you ask your teacher to stop the thief and bald donkey?
Treat him to supper?
That's right, during the fight just now, Huang Feihong clearly heard Liu Jiangtao's stomach growling.
It looks like this guy didn't eat dinner!
Didn't have dinner?
This fellow is not here to steal food, is he?
Thinking of this, Huang Feihong said directly:
"Go to the kitchen and see if there is anything missing!"
ha?
The assassin is here, let us see if there is anything missing in the kitchen?
What is this operation?
Could it be that the master is also a fake monk like the woman diagonally across the door, a snake spirit?
But no matter what, it is also the order of the master, what else can I do?
Check out the kitchen!
Soon, Rourou Rong and Yacasu were all standing beside the water tank in surprise, looking at Huang Feihong with admiration, only to see Huang Feihong's face was a little hot.
"Master, you are amazing! There is less water in our water tank!"
"No, no, that's right, teacher, teacher..."
"Don't worry about it, wipe your teeth, let me, Da Rongrong, talk about it, bah, bah, bah, what are you talking about about Da Rongrong? Master, that's right, master, I guess the thief came to the kitchen to drink some water first. Then go and assassinate you!"
In the end, Zhu Rourong felt that his deduction was a bit of a snake spirit!
Although Zhu Zhurong's words were so unbelievable, Huang Feihong felt that this cliff was the most likely fact!
Looking at the photo studio diagonally across the door, Huang Feihong's teeth itch in depression!
You bald donkey, why don't you come to my house to drink water and make wool?
Is there no water in your house?
Or is my water sweet?
You said it's fine after you drink the water, why are you still in my room?
Could it be that I want to eat Lao Tzu's sweet-scented osmanthus cake?
That's right, sweet-scented osmanthus cake!
Thinking of this, Huang Feihong couldn't care about anything else, and hurried back to the room. Sure enough, the sweet-scented osmanthus cake in the room was gone, replaced by a large gold brick!
Seeing this, Huang Feihong only felt ten thousand alpacas galloping past his heart!
You thief monk, you really came to steal something to eat!
You say it's fine if you steal, but you still wear night clothes with your face covered?
As for being so dedicated?
Also, if you are so dedicated, don't keep the gold bricks. After so long, I have seen you spend gold bricks as money by yourself!
First find yourself to worship the pier, and then leave a gold brick!
Then he gave Zhurou Rong a gold brick and asked Zhu Zhurong to exchange for silver dollars, which caused Zhu Zhurong to suspect that he had an affair with you, a thief monk!
I'll go, the devil is having an affair with you thief monk!
Well now, it's just a plate of sweet-scented osmanthus cake, you can eat it secretly, we are all people in the rivers and lakes, and neighbors diagonally across the door, why should I be so stingy with a plate of sweet-scented osmanthus cake?
Two big money on the street can get a plate!
It's good for you, just leave a gold brick!
Isn't this clearly telling Lao Tzu that the assassin tonight is you, the thief monk?
Seeing Huang Feihong looking at the gold brick, his face turned blue and pale for a while, laughed for a while, and couldn't help laughing and crying for a while, Ya Casu hurried forward, picked up the gold brick and bit down on the corner of the gold brick——
"Hey, master, you got another gold brick! Could it be that the thief came here for the gold brick?"
Zhurourong thought he had thought of the truth, but in the next second, Zhurourong's face became ugly!
This is the third time this guy has seen a gold brick!
Three identical gold bricks!
The first two pieces were all given by the woman-like fake monks diagonally across the door, so why think about this one?
It must have been given by the thief monk!
Thinking of this, Zhurou Rong's heart that had been let go was raised again!
No, master, that thief monk said that Aunt Thirteen is coming back soon, you can't do things that are sorry for Aunt Thirteen at such a critical moment!
It's not easy being your apprentice, and you have to worry about your master's lifelong affairs!
Hey, I'm so tired, I really want to play with the fake monk who is diagonally opposite the door!
Bah Bah!
How could I, Da Rongrong, have such dangerous thoughts?
No, what the hell is Da Rongrong?
How could I call myself Da Rongrong?
Could it be that I was also infected by the fake monk diagonally across the door, the snake spirit?
Zhu Zhurong's complexion instantly became prettier than Huang Feihong's...
