Chapter 71 A Bald Donkey Steals Pindao's Razor
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Wa Wa Nu
At noon the next day, when Liu Jiangtao finally woke up to have breakfast, Pork Rong arrived!
No, to be precise, I waited for Liu Jiangtao all morning!
Waiting since before dawn, until everyone else has finished their lunch, this fellow will get up!
If it wasn't for the faint snoring sound coming from this fellow, Zhu Rourong would have thought that this fellow had already left the house!
This is really good enough to sleep, other people are already very lazy to sleep until the sun rises, but you are good, what if you are going to sleep until it gets dark?
For some reason, since meeting Liu Jiangtao, Zhurourong felt that he had instantly become a joker.
"Hey, Da Rongrong is here? Did you send pork to Pindao? Hey, where's your pig? Could it be that you roasted it and ate it?"
I go!
You just baked it!
Your whole family bakes and eats it!
No, this fellow seemed to be roasting and eating yesterday, the taste is so delicious!
But the master didn't let me come over, otherwise I, Da Rongrong, would be able to taste something.
Bah bah, why do I still call myself Da Rongrong!
ill!
Seeing Rourong whose face changed again and again, Liu Jiangtao was surprised!
When did this guy have this unique skill?
It never appeared in the movie!
"Rongrong, when did you learn to change faces? Could it be that you learned it from a Sichuan opera master?"
Be your sister!
I was scared by you!
Although he wanted to complain and complain, Zhurourong finished his words very calmly:
"Master asked me to tell you, just go to Baozhilin for dinner in the future!"
ha?
so good?
"Then what's the point? Hahaha..."
While talking, Liu Jiangtao quickly closed and locked the door, and then walked quickly to Baozhilin!
Looking at Liu Jiangtao who was walking straight towards Baozhilin, the corners of Zhurourong's mouth twitched!
Oh my god, what an eye-opener!
How could there be such a brazen person in the world?
Walking into Baozhi Forest, Liu Jiangtao greeted Huang Feihong who was sitting on a stool drinking tea:
"Morning, Master Huang!"
"Early...early?"
Huang Feihong was instantly stunned!
Looking at the depressed Zhu Rong who followed behind Liu Jiangtao, Huang Feihong was really a little confused!
I'll go, this guy just woke up, right?
I remember that when it was just dawn, I asked Rou Jiangtao to invite Liu Jiangtao to come over for dinner. That’s right, I went there just after dawn, why didn’t I come back until now?
After breakfast, I went to the Black Banner Army, and then I started to eat when I came back. I thought this guy had already had breakfast, no, he even had lunch and left. Listening to what this means, this guy hasn’t had breakfast yet ?
Really didn't eat?
Sure enough, Liu Jiangtao's words in the next second once again verified Huang Feihong's bad premonition——
"Master Huang, when do we have breakfast? The poor are hungry!"
Ha ha ha ha!
He thought Liu Jiangtao had already eaten, so Huang Feihong didn't leave food for this guy at all!
What about this?
"Why don't Mr. Liu drink some water first?"
Huang Feihong suggested with a twitching corner of his mouth!
"Drink water? That's right. Drinking water on an empty stomach in the morning is good for detoxification, and it is the ultimate magic weapon for beauty! Master Huang is indeed worthy of being a miracle doctor. If you are poor, you should drink water first, and then eat!"
Saying that, Liu Jiangtao didn't know a thing, turned around and walked towards the kitchen politely, just like entering his own kitchen, he found the water tank familiarly, and seeing the water tank full of water, Liu Jiangtao habitually drank three more gourds!
The corner of Huang Feihong's mouth twitched, who had been following him all the time!
Sure enough, it's you!
It was you on the cliff last night!
Ya Casu looked carefully at the edge of the water tank, and recalled the water in the tank last night, and then suddenly realized!
It turned out that the master invited Liu Jiangtao over for dinner just to see how much water he drank!
A master is a master, and through this method, he knew the assassin from last night!
Ya Casu really admired Huang Feihong!
Of course, if Liu Jiangtao knew that Yacasu would judge that he was at this moment last night because of how much water he drank, he would definitely shout——
"Let me poke, there is a groove in Yacasu's brain! There is a groove on the cliff! How can a normal person have such an idea?"
Liu Jiangtao didn't know, so Te didn't complain.
"Yazasu, hurry up and prepare breakfast for Mr. Liu!"
Huang Feihong took the word breakfast very seriously!
Horse egg, there are still people who eat breakfast at this time, how lazy, I even ate lunch!
Huang Feihong, with the corner of his mouth twitching, led the way ahead, led Liu Jiangtao around a detour, deliberately walked to the "battlefield" last night, deliberately pointed to the fallen leaf next to the big knife and said:
"Mr. Liu really deserves to be a fortune teller. Last night, Feihong really met an assassin. He fought the assassin for [-] rounds here, and then he managed to survive. catastrophe?"
ha?
survived the catastrophe?
Master Huang, you really deserve to be the master of Yacasu, and you have a ditch in your brain!
However, why would I say yes?
Is anyone else out of their minds?
Could it be Yacasu?
Of course, these are not problems. The problem is, why does the big blade next to it look so familiar?
It seems that I have a big knife that is exactly the same!
Thinking of this, Liu Jiangtao laughed loudly and said:
"Hahaha, Master Huang, Pindao also has a big knife that is exactly like this one. I didn't expect you to have the same one. Could it be that the legendary heroes see the same thing?"
Heroes see the same thing?
Is it because he has the same big blade as you that he is a hero?
Bah bah, I don't have a big knife, this knife is obviously your favorite?
"Mr. Liu, don't you feel that this knife is very familiar? It feels exactly the same as your knife?"
Handle exactly the same?
At this time, a certain man whose head was full of muddles vaguely remembered that he seemed to have thrown a knife on the ground last night!
"Hahaha, Master Huang really knows how to joke! Really, this knife is really poor!"
ha?
So simply admit it?
I thought you would talk about other things, but you just don’t admit it anyway.
However, this is a good man with a true temperament!However, why do you always feel that the style of painting is a bit crooked?
The next second, when Liu Jiangtao spoke, Huang Feihong realized that what he thought just now was a waste of expression——
"Hahaha, a bald donkey stole my razor last night. I've been looking for it for a long time. I didn't expect it to be here with you. Thank you so much! Master Huang, hahaha..."
your sister!I knew you would never admit it!
However, this is the thief and bald donkey that I know!
The painting style has finally turned around!
Huang Feihong didn't speak, but Zhurou Rong next to him spoke:
"Mr. Liu, isn't this your butcher's knife? No, is it a kitchen knife for sliced pork? How did it become a razor knife? Could it be..."
A mean smile appeared on Zhurourong's face!
Could it be that your face is pork?
Doesn't your head turn into a pig's head?
Looking at Zhurourong's humble expression, Liu Jiangtao knew that this guy didn't think of anything good!
Does this allow him to continue talking?
So, directly open the mouth to interrupt:
"Could it be something? It's usually used to slice pork, can't it be used to shave your face when you're free?"
ha?
And this kind of shit?
However, if you say yes, then you can do it, as long as you are happy.
"Oh, speaking of this knife, Pindao is full of emotion..."
The knife still has emotion?
"This treasured knife that Pindao has treasured for a long time, has made great contributions to Pindao! With this knife, Pindao sliced pork, chopped wood, and beat people! So, Pindao is very grateful for this knife. The feelings are still very deep!"
That's right, a piece of pork was barbecued yesterday, and at night I used it to chop wood and then cut it into a wooden knife. Of course, I also used this knife to slap the head of the Shahe Gang in the face!
Looking at Liu Jiangtao with a look of emotion on his face, Zhu Rourong couldn't bear it any longer——
"Mr. Liu, it seems that you bought this knife at Blacksmith Liu at the intersection two days ago, and you even gave Blacksmith Liu a silver dollar! It happened that I was sending pork to Blacksmith Liu that day, I saw it!"
Is it?
There is such a coincidence?
It seems that after installing 13, you have to see the surrounding environment clearly!
Otherwise, pretending to be 13 will not work, and it is likely to become a silly 13!
However, how could this stump a man with a thicker skin than a shield?
"Big Rongrong, you're crazy! Although Pindao hasn't followed Pindao for a long time, he has experienced many things. Pindao has feelings for it! It's a pity that it was stolen by a thief last night. I'm so angry, fortunately I found it at Master Huang, otherwise Pindao will definitely not be able to sleep tonight!"
Let me go, master, is it really okay for you to call yourself a thief and a vulture in front of your face?
At this time, Yacasu pointed to the monk's robe on Liu Jiangtao and stammered:
"Liu...Liu...Mr. Liu, you...are you wearing a...no... monk's robe?"
ha?
I'm wearing a monk's robe?
Liu Jiangtao glanced at the clothes on his body, hey, it really is a monk's robe!
I went, I was in a hurry when I went out, and forgot to change my clothes!
Thinking of this, Liu Jiangtao immediately put the long knife on the ground, clasped his hands together, and said solemnly:
"It turns out that the poor monk is wearing a monk's robe. Well, today the poor monk is a monk. Just forget about the fact that the poor monk called himself a poor monk before. Well, even if you can't forget it, you will automatically replace the poor monk in your memory." Cheng Poor Monk is enough! Oh rice tofu!"
"Boom!"
There was a muffled thunder in the sky!
Looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, Liu Jiangtao thought for a while and said:
"It seems that even the heavens are jealous of the poor monk's wisdom! Oh Mi Tofu, people with great wisdom are so outstanding!"
Ya Casu: "..."
Pork Rong: "..."
Huang Feihong: "..."
There are such brazen people in the world!
Ignoring the bewildered master and apprentice, Liu Jiangtao drew his long knife and said with emotion:
"Ah, I didn't expect that there would be such a wise person like the poor monk in the world, who would be able to find this unique sword among all the swords! I really hope to be able to get along with this handsome, temperament Meet an extraordinary monk who is loved by everyone and whose flowers are blooming! Hey, there are not many heroes like this poor monk in the world! Oh rice bean curd!"
As he said that, Liu Jiangtao showed an expression of emotion that he wished he could not meet such a hero!
No, to be precise, I waited for Liu Jiangtao all morning!
Waiting since before dawn, until everyone else has finished their lunch, this fellow will get up!
If it wasn't for the faint snoring sound coming from this fellow, Zhu Rourong would have thought that this fellow had already left the house!
This is really good enough to sleep, other people are already very lazy to sleep until the sun rises, but you are good, what if you are going to sleep until it gets dark?
For some reason, since meeting Liu Jiangtao, Zhurourong felt that he had instantly become a joker.
"Hey, Da Rongrong is here? Did you send pork to Pindao? Hey, where's your pig? Could it be that you roasted it and ate it?"
I go!
You just baked it!
Your whole family bakes and eats it!
No, this fellow seemed to be roasting and eating yesterday, the taste is so delicious!
But the master didn't let me come over, otherwise I, Da Rongrong, would be able to taste something.
Bah bah, why do I still call myself Da Rongrong!
ill!
Seeing Rourong whose face changed again and again, Liu Jiangtao was surprised!
When did this guy have this unique skill?
It never appeared in the movie!
"Rongrong, when did you learn to change faces? Could it be that you learned it from a Sichuan opera master?"
Be your sister!
I was scared by you!
Although he wanted to complain and complain, Zhurourong finished his words very calmly:
"Master asked me to tell you, just go to Baozhilin for dinner in the future!"
ha?
so good?
"Then what's the point? Hahaha..."
While talking, Liu Jiangtao quickly closed and locked the door, and then walked quickly to Baozhilin!
Looking at Liu Jiangtao who was walking straight towards Baozhilin, the corners of Zhurourong's mouth twitched!
Oh my god, what an eye-opener!
How could there be such a brazen person in the world?
Walking into Baozhi Forest, Liu Jiangtao greeted Huang Feihong who was sitting on a stool drinking tea:
"Morning, Master Huang!"
"Early...early?"
Huang Feihong was instantly stunned!
Looking at the depressed Zhu Rong who followed behind Liu Jiangtao, Huang Feihong was really a little confused!
I'll go, this guy just woke up, right?
I remember that when it was just dawn, I asked Rou Jiangtao to invite Liu Jiangtao to come over for dinner. That’s right, I went there just after dawn, why didn’t I come back until now?
After breakfast, I went to the Black Banner Army, and then I started to eat when I came back. I thought this guy had already had breakfast, no, he even had lunch and left. Listening to what this means, this guy hasn’t had breakfast yet ?
Really didn't eat?
Sure enough, Liu Jiangtao's words in the next second once again verified Huang Feihong's bad premonition——
"Master Huang, when do we have breakfast? The poor are hungry!"
Ha ha ha ha!
He thought Liu Jiangtao had already eaten, so Huang Feihong didn't leave food for this guy at all!
What about this?
"Why don't Mr. Liu drink some water first?"
Huang Feihong suggested with a twitching corner of his mouth!
"Drink water? That's right. Drinking water on an empty stomach in the morning is good for detoxification, and it is the ultimate magic weapon for beauty! Master Huang is indeed worthy of being a miracle doctor. If you are poor, you should drink water first, and then eat!"
Saying that, Liu Jiangtao didn't know a thing, turned around and walked towards the kitchen politely, just like entering his own kitchen, he found the water tank familiarly, and seeing the water tank full of water, Liu Jiangtao habitually drank three more gourds!
The corner of Huang Feihong's mouth twitched, who had been following him all the time!
Sure enough, it's you!
It was you on the cliff last night!
Ya Casu looked carefully at the edge of the water tank, and recalled the water in the tank last night, and then suddenly realized!
It turned out that the master invited Liu Jiangtao over for dinner just to see how much water he drank!
A master is a master, and through this method, he knew the assassin from last night!
Ya Casu really admired Huang Feihong!
Of course, if Liu Jiangtao knew that Yacasu would judge that he was at this moment last night because of how much water he drank, he would definitely shout——
"Let me poke, there is a groove in Yacasu's brain! There is a groove on the cliff! How can a normal person have such an idea?"
Liu Jiangtao didn't know, so Te didn't complain.
"Yazasu, hurry up and prepare breakfast for Mr. Liu!"
Huang Feihong took the word breakfast very seriously!
Horse egg, there are still people who eat breakfast at this time, how lazy, I even ate lunch!
Huang Feihong, with the corner of his mouth twitching, led the way ahead, led Liu Jiangtao around a detour, deliberately walked to the "battlefield" last night, deliberately pointed to the fallen leaf next to the big knife and said:
"Mr. Liu really deserves to be a fortune teller. Last night, Feihong really met an assassin. He fought the assassin for [-] rounds here, and then he managed to survive. catastrophe?"
ha?
survived the catastrophe?
Master Huang, you really deserve to be the master of Yacasu, and you have a ditch in your brain!
However, why would I say yes?
Is anyone else out of their minds?
Could it be Yacasu?
Of course, these are not problems. The problem is, why does the big blade next to it look so familiar?
It seems that I have a big knife that is exactly the same!
Thinking of this, Liu Jiangtao laughed loudly and said:
"Hahaha, Master Huang, Pindao also has a big knife that is exactly like this one. I didn't expect you to have the same one. Could it be that the legendary heroes see the same thing?"
Heroes see the same thing?
Is it because he has the same big blade as you that he is a hero?
Bah bah, I don't have a big knife, this knife is obviously your favorite?
"Mr. Liu, don't you feel that this knife is very familiar? It feels exactly the same as your knife?"
Handle exactly the same?
At this time, a certain man whose head was full of muddles vaguely remembered that he seemed to have thrown a knife on the ground last night!
"Hahaha, Master Huang really knows how to joke! Really, this knife is really poor!"
ha?
So simply admit it?
I thought you would talk about other things, but you just don’t admit it anyway.
However, this is a good man with a true temperament!However, why do you always feel that the style of painting is a bit crooked?
The next second, when Liu Jiangtao spoke, Huang Feihong realized that what he thought just now was a waste of expression——
"Hahaha, a bald donkey stole my razor last night. I've been looking for it for a long time. I didn't expect it to be here with you. Thank you so much! Master Huang, hahaha..."
your sister!I knew you would never admit it!
However, this is the thief and bald donkey that I know!
The painting style has finally turned around!
Huang Feihong didn't speak, but Zhurou Rong next to him spoke:
"Mr. Liu, isn't this your butcher's knife? No, is it a kitchen knife for sliced pork? How did it become a razor knife? Could it be..."
A mean smile appeared on Zhurourong's face!
Could it be that your face is pork?
Doesn't your head turn into a pig's head?
Looking at Zhurourong's humble expression, Liu Jiangtao knew that this guy didn't think of anything good!
Does this allow him to continue talking?
So, directly open the mouth to interrupt:
"Could it be something? It's usually used to slice pork, can't it be used to shave your face when you're free?"
ha?
And this kind of shit?
However, if you say yes, then you can do it, as long as you are happy.
"Oh, speaking of this knife, Pindao is full of emotion..."
The knife still has emotion?
"This treasured knife that Pindao has treasured for a long time, has made great contributions to Pindao! With this knife, Pindao sliced pork, chopped wood, and beat people! So, Pindao is very grateful for this knife. The feelings are still very deep!"
That's right, a piece of pork was barbecued yesterday, and at night I used it to chop wood and then cut it into a wooden knife. Of course, I also used this knife to slap the head of the Shahe Gang in the face!
Looking at Liu Jiangtao with a look of emotion on his face, Zhu Rourong couldn't bear it any longer——
"Mr. Liu, it seems that you bought this knife at Blacksmith Liu at the intersection two days ago, and you even gave Blacksmith Liu a silver dollar! It happened that I was sending pork to Blacksmith Liu that day, I saw it!"
Is it?
There is such a coincidence?
It seems that after installing 13, you have to see the surrounding environment clearly!
Otherwise, pretending to be 13 will not work, and it is likely to become a silly 13!
However, how could this stump a man with a thicker skin than a shield?
"Big Rongrong, you're crazy! Although Pindao hasn't followed Pindao for a long time, he has experienced many things. Pindao has feelings for it! It's a pity that it was stolen by a thief last night. I'm so angry, fortunately I found it at Master Huang, otherwise Pindao will definitely not be able to sleep tonight!"
Let me go, master, is it really okay for you to call yourself a thief and a vulture in front of your face?
At this time, Yacasu pointed to the monk's robe on Liu Jiangtao and stammered:
"Liu...Liu...Mr. Liu, you...are you wearing a...no... monk's robe?"
ha?
I'm wearing a monk's robe?
Liu Jiangtao glanced at the clothes on his body, hey, it really is a monk's robe!
I went, I was in a hurry when I went out, and forgot to change my clothes!
Thinking of this, Liu Jiangtao immediately put the long knife on the ground, clasped his hands together, and said solemnly:
"It turns out that the poor monk is wearing a monk's robe. Well, today the poor monk is a monk. Just forget about the fact that the poor monk called himself a poor monk before. Well, even if you can't forget it, you will automatically replace the poor monk in your memory." Cheng Poor Monk is enough! Oh rice tofu!"
"Boom!"
There was a muffled thunder in the sky!
Looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, Liu Jiangtao thought for a while and said:
"It seems that even the heavens are jealous of the poor monk's wisdom! Oh Mi Tofu, people with great wisdom are so outstanding!"
Ya Casu: "..."
Pork Rong: "..."
Huang Feihong: "..."
There are such brazen people in the world!
Ignoring the bewildered master and apprentice, Liu Jiangtao drew his long knife and said with emotion:
"Ah, I didn't expect that there would be such a wise person like the poor monk in the world, who would be able to find this unique sword among all the swords! I really hope to be able to get along with this handsome, temperament Meet an extraordinary monk who is loved by everyone and whose flowers are blooming! Hey, there are not many heroes like this poor monk in the world! Oh rice bean curd!"
As he said that, Liu Jiangtao showed an expression of emotion that he wished he could not meet such a hero!
