Ever heard of 5,700 words magic?
" . . . another bust, huh."
It seems like today was also a failure.
*sigh
As if this method would ever work in the first place.
As for why I'm still doing this, even after so many failures?
" . . . 99% gamblers quit before they win big."
Yep, that's it.
You might be wondering what kind of experiment I was doing. But before I explain—let me ask you something:
Have you ever heard of 5,700 words magic?
No? Don't worry.
It just means you aren’t a rotten web novel reader (yet).
Legend says that if a person writes as much as above mentioned amounts, an interdimensional pathway will briefly appear and it won't shut until a minimum amount of sacrifice sufficed.
TL;DR—they get isekai’d.
Anyway, back on topic (2).
Up-to-this-day, the results are still as catastrophic as ever. Even after changing variables—like tweaking the message, sending it to different recipients, or adjusting the intensity— there’s still no sign of me getting transported anytime soon.
What? You want to know what I wrote?
Uhm, there's a lot so let me try to remember . . .
1. A complaint to John Nexon (bad gacha).
2. A complaint to John Nexon the 2nd (maintenance on a favorite student's birthday).
3. A complaint to John Nexon the 3rd (no reason)
4. A copypasta "devoted" to Kivotos's No.1 student when . . .
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.
.
.
.
. . . and so on?
No, please don't stare.
I swear it's for fu-
I mean, for research.
Source? Trust.
Hotel? Trivago.
After confirming nothing unusual happened, usually I’d just move on. But for some reason, I decided to check the latest message’s word count.
Don't worry. I'm not doing it manually.
I'm (still) not that insane (yet).
Besides, there's a technology called Microsoft Word, so why not use it?
And after copy-pasting the message . . .
" . . . it's only 5,699 words."
Ah.
Well.
. . . this is awkward.
It was so shocking I decided not to dwell on it any longer.
***
(???'s PoV)
"... what is this? A messenger app?"
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" . . ."
Even another world can't escape cliché, huh.
Still, it's better than nothing.
The real question is whether this thing can get me out of here right now.
" ... where is the write button ... found it."
Title:
Help
Author:
WhalePlush1967
Content:
I had dinner with my friend until 9 PM, then went to bed. When I woke up, I was in the middle of a desert.
I have a test tomorrow, so how do I get home?
Comments
»PinkHairSlave
Oh, a newcomer lol
»SclheptZzz
welcome welcome
L CyaNoBactria
welcome welcome (2)
L puffmallow
welcome welcome (3)
»SleighHail36
I think you won't be able attend to the test?
L Is_the_test_even_matter_?
read my nick.
»(•^•(√)
√°×°√"
L MobCouncil1
:v
L MobCouncil78
:v
L MobCouncil89
:v
L :v
MobCouncil
These reactions.
" ...am I screwed?"
It seems like it.
How did this happen?
I don't remember doing anything bizzare.
It's unfair.
»AmNotDeductive
I don't buy it. There must be something in between.
L PinkHairSlave
Agree
L WhalePlush1967
No?
L AmNotDeductive
Try remembering what you did after dinner. 100% sure you did something before going to sleep.
What I did after dinner, huh . . . *drool—
Wait, no. Not the dining.
This hungry stomach!
Ugh, so after dinner . . .
.
.
.
*doorknob noise
"The steak was worth the price. Maybe I should eat there again for some occasion?"
I was back from dinner.
That day, due to tomorrow test, I decided to release the tension from studying— by grabbing a dinner with a friend.
After that, I did some cleaning and went to bed.
"I'll just sleep early."
Or so I thought, untill a wild smartphone appearred!
" . . . a little bit of scrolling should be fine, right?"
. . . maybe, just a bit.
So I grabbed the phone and scrolled through internet untill I fall asleep.
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L AmNotDeductive
Try remembering what you did after dinner. 100% sure you did something before going to sleep.
L WhalePlush1967
I only scroll through internet?
It was just doomscrolling.
No, like, everyone does it, so why can't I?
It shouldn't be a reason to trigger a cliche, right?
L AmNotDeductive
That's strange.
L AmNotDeductive
I forgot to mention. Did you react or make something related to Blue Archive?
Something ...
Ah.
.
.
.
"Wtf"
A person actually made a 5,700 words copypasta thread? That's kind of insane in a different way.
Or maybe the actual way?
"This is funny. I'll just play along."
I decided to write something in comment section.
Content
(omitted) . . . is love, Yume is Live. Amen 🙏.
Comments
»Guest89
Yumen 🙏
Suddenly, my head grew heavy and I gradually slipped into unconsciousness
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. . .
*growl
". . ."
I'm hungry
Please, send help.
***
(MC's PoV)
*notification
"? Ah, right. Should've used that one instead of amen."
Well, the milk's already spilled. I'll just save it for the next one.
