Chapter 1003
Coming to the side of the cow, Meng Ziyi and Bai Lu didn't dare to get close, for fear of being kicked.
Cao Gong was not afraid. He came to the side of the cow and touched the cow's body.
"Sister, help you squeeze the milk, don't kick me."
"Hehe~" Bai Lu, who was standing on the side, said with a smile: "You are still connected, sister?"
"Then you can't call me brother, right?" Cao Gong turned around and discussed this issue with Bai Lu with a smile.
"Brother has no milk, only sister has it, right?" Cao Gong said and touched the cow.
Then he put down the bucket of milk and aimed it, so as not to shoot it out later and waste it.
Cao Gong squatted down and noticed that the cow turned her head and looked at him.
Just when he was about to take action, he saw the cow looking at him, and Cao Gong was a little uncertain.
"Sister, if you don't like it, I won't squeeze it, okay?"
"Nod if you agree, shake your head if you don't agree."
Cows also have intelligence, about the intelligence of a three or four-year-old child.
Cao Gong didn't know if the cow could understand him after communicating with it like this.
But all things have spirits, and some cows that have been raised for many years are indeed human.
Some cows will cry when they know they are going to be sold, and this has happened.
The cow really nodded
"Hey, you really understand?" This made Cao Gong feel amazing.
"Moo~" The cow responded.
Bai Lu and Meng Ziyi, who were watching from the side, also felt very novel. It was their first time to watch milking at close range.
Cao Gong squatted down and reached out, feeling a little embarrassed for a while.
"No, how do you squeeze? Just like us..." Cao Gong looked at Peng Yuchang and almost asked. 773 "Hahaha~" As men, Peng Yuchang and Zhang Yixing understood what he meant in seconds.
Including the audience watching the show, they all understood what Cao Gong wanted to ask.
"I don't know either." Peng Yuchang, who was asked, said that he didn't know how to do it either.
"Sister, I'm sorry first, I won't squeeze, if it hurts you, just tell me."
It would be better if Cao Gong didn't say it, but he made everyone laugh.
Why do I feel that what Cao Gong said is a bit 18+? But I just can't tell what's strange.
"Hohoho~" After getting started, Cao Gong laughed excitedly.
"Haha~" As his girlfriend, Bai Lu immediately heard something else from his laughter.
"Just squeeze well, don't make any weird noises!!" Bai Lu stamped her feet shyly.
"Squeeze~" Suddenly, milk really came out.
The bucket below also caught it, no waste, that's good
Just like this, up and down, Cao Gong gradually gained experience.
"Hehe~" Zhang Yixing and others who were standing by and watching, for some reason, always felt that Cao Gong's method was a little familiar? Said:"Cao Gong, isn't your technique a bit...haha~"
"Isn't it right?" Cao Gong, who was teased, asked curiously, isn't it like this?
"I don't know if it's right or not, I haven't squeezed it before." Zhang Yixing hurriedly stated that he hadn't squeezed it before either.
Cao Gong was squeezing milk while touching the cow's belly.
When the cow turned her head to look at him, Cao Gong thought that she was uncomfortable with the squeezing.
But the cow just shook her tail and didn't care about it.
"Can you help me ask, how much milk can this cow squeeze out in one milking?"
"How much do I have to squeeze before I stop? Do I have to stop until I ejaculate...oh no, do I have to squeeze until there is nothing left?"
Bai Lu and the others who were standing by and watching were even more amused by Cao Gong's casual words.
Seeing her laughing like this, the cows turned their heads to look at Bai Lu.
It was as if a new world had appeared. How could humans still laugh like this?
Seeing me being milked, didn’t you? We are all sisters.
“You, don’t open your mouth too wide when you laugh, or a fly will fly into your mouth.”
Bai Lu, who was laughing, immediately shut up.
If there really was a fly flying into her mouth, it would be really embarrassing.
Not only embarrassing, but also very disgusting.
“Hehe~” Zhou Di, Meng Ziyi and the others looked at him and found it very funny.
Just right, Peng Yuchang came back at this time and asked, “It’s okay if you feel it’s almost there.”
“Who said that?”
“Teacher Huang.”
Okay, Chunchun is redundant, she said it.
What do you mean by feeling it’s almost there? Isn’t it the same as not saying it?
Forget it, I'd better check it on my phone to see how much I have to squeeze.
While checking the guide, he was still milking the cow.
"Do you want to give it a try?" Cao Gong asked Peng Yuchang and the others.
"No, no, no." Zhou Di waved his hand, indicating that he should forget it.
"It's okay, give it a try, otherwise you singles don't know when you will have a chance." As soon as Cao Gong said this, the four of them suddenly widened their eyes.
"Haha~" Bai Lu, who was amused again, slapped Cao Gong on the back: "Don't talk nonsense, I really admire you, you are full of nonsense."
Zhou Di, Zhang Yixing, Peng Yuchang, Mao Yi and the others were speechless. ,
What should they say as singles?
"Come on, you guys give it a try, I have something to do." He was not kidding.
"What are you doing?" Meng Ziyi covered her mouth, put one hand on her waist and laughed.
"I'm just picking some things, who can do it?" Cao Gong said, and then he let go. (To read the exciting novel, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
But as soon as he let go, the cow turned around and rubbed its head against Cao Gong.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Cao Gong didn't understand.asked the cow that came closer.
Cao Gong’s hand had been loosened, which made the cow’s body lean closer to Cao Gong.
It was telling Cao Gong with its actions: Don’t stop, keep going, keep going
“No, you still want me to squeeze?” Cao Gong had no choice but to start again []
He squeezed again, and the milk shot into the bucket again.
But the cow made a sound at this time: “Moo~~”
Seeing the cow cheering because of the restraint, Cao Gong said anxiously: “Oh, don’t make me die.”
“Haha~” The six people watching on the side were all laughing at the interaction between the man and the cow
Including the audience watching the show, they were also amused by Cao Gong’s milking operation.
How can Cao Gong be so funny just by squeezing milk?
"Moo~~~"
"Although I don't understand what you are saying, I can tell that you seem to be very happy." Cao Gong said unhappily.
This also made the six people watching on the side laugh so hard that they fell over.
And Cao Gong deliberately let go of his hand and stopped squeezing.
Just as he stopped, the cow turned around and looked at Cao Gong.
Cao Gong just looked into the cow's eyes, and the cow was also looking at Cao Gong.
"Look at its eyes, is it questioning me: Why did you stop? I didn't ask you to stop?"
"Hahaha~" Several people on the side laughed again
It would be better if he didn't dub, but he dubbed the cow, which made it even funnier.
Cao Gong grabbed it again, and the cow turned its head back and said comfortably: "Moo~~"
"Oh, don't do this, it can't be broadcast." Cao Gong was really played by this milk.
When the program was broadcast, this segment made many viewers laugh until tears came out.
For this reason, Cao Gong was teased by many fans.
[The only man who can make cows so comfortable that they shout].
More than ten minutes passed, and Cao Gong looked at the bucket and found it was almost full.
"No, sister, how much do you have? Look, this bucket has 30 or 40 kilograms, how can you squeeze out more?"
Cao Gong was very surprised. Can this cow squeeze out so much?
"Look, Douyin said that a cow can squeeze out 40 or 50 kilograms at a time."
Zhang Yixing, who was next to him, was talking to Cao Gong about this with his mobile phone.
"How can you squeeze out so much at one time?" Cao Gong, who was milking for the first time, really didn't know.
"Yes, they said they would milk twice a day." Zhang Yixing told him.
"Two times a day? Forty or fifty kilograms each time? That means eighty or ninety kilograms a day?"
Cao Gong was shocked. Is the milk production so high?
"If you calculate it this way, if you sell pure milk at three yuan, it would be 300 yuan a day?"
"300 a day for a cow, 9,000 a month? Then just raise a dairy cow."
Cao Gong didn't understand this, very surprised.
"Shouldn't it be? It's twice a day, and a total of 40 to 50 kilograms are squeezed out." Bai Lu, who was watching from the side, said
"Then this is considered normal." From his point of view, this seems to be almost done
"I think this situation is about 30 to 40 kilograms, it should be OK, let's leave it like this."
Seeing that it was almost done, Cao Gong said that this was OK.
The cow was also very comfortable, and turned around and licked the back of Cao Gong's hand with her tongue.
Cao Gong himself did not react, but Zhang Yixing, Peng Yuchang and others were frightened and retreated.
"Aren't you afraid?" Meng Ziyi, who retreated and dodged, asked Cao Gong in surprise.
"It's okay. The bite of a cow doesn't hurt. The most dangerous thing about a cow is its horns, collisions, and trampling."
"If it bites, it's not a big problem." Cao Gong touched the cow's head, and then said to them, "Help me carry the milk back. I'll pick some vegetables and bring them back to cook later."
"What green vegetables? There are no vegetables here?" Zhang Yixing was still very surprised.
"This." Cao Gong pointed to the pumpkin vine next to him and said, "Isn't this a vegetable?"
"This is a pumpkin vine. It can't be eaten." Meng Ziyi said something that shocked Cao Gong.
"No, haven't you eaten pumpkin seedlings?" This was the first time Cao Gong knew about this.
"No, this pumpkin vine can be eaten?" Several other people were also surprised and asked Cao Gong in disbelief.
"..." At this time, Cao Gong realized, no way?
Is it possible that no one except Guangdong people and Guangqi cousins have eaten pumpkin seedlings?
No way? How come they have never eaten such delicious food? .
