Chapter 107: Critics
The next day.
is the day after the premiere of "Human Removal Project", and there is still one day before the film is officially released.
However, many film critics can't wait to jump out!
Through the articles they wrote, they began to criticize the "Human Removal Project". A comment was flooded in the newspapers of the entertainment media, even in the Internet forums, the film critics did not let it go.
Anderson Domond, he is a famous Hollywood film critic.
In the 1970s and 1980s, Anderson won the praise of many movie audiences with fair and sharp comments; when the major Hollywood studios launched new films, they would inevitably invite him to appear on stage and give him a lot of money. .
The pursuit of movie fans and the courtesy of film companies once made him a man of Hollywood!
At the same time, other well-known film critics are also on the rise. Through their articles, a bad film can also get a high box office, which makes them feel that they are an indispensable and even the most important part of Hollywood movies.
But!
Times have changed!
In the early 1990s, starting with "Jurassic Park" launched by Spielberg, Universal Pictures, as one of the top six in Hollywood, took the lead in the "Jurassic Park" project without inviting film critics to participate in the premiere. .
This can make the whole group of film critics angry!
If they don’t invite them to the premiere, won’t they get the money?
This is tantamount to smashing their jobs!
Ever since, after the release of "Jurassic Park", they unanimously wrote reviews and criticized the film for "no artistry", "special effects accumulation", "the whole film does not know what to ask", and "has nothing to watch". , "It's all rubbish".......
Their purpose is obviously to show Universal Pictures how good their film critics are!
However, they were disappointed in the end!
The box office of "Jurassic Park" surpassed one billion U.S. dollars in one fell swoop worldwide, becoming the world's first film with a box office exceeding one billion U.S. dollars!
This has caused many high-ranking film critics to be beaten and swollen!
And the major film companies in Hollywood are also having fun.
"Fuck, can you still play like this?!"
Yes, inviting film critics to attend the film premiere has become a standard feature of major Hollywood companies, and even taken for granted, but Universal Pictures and "Jurassic Park" made them suddenly Woke up in shock.
"It turns out that film critics are not that important!"
"And judging from the audience's reaction, they even dislike the critics' comments!"
hate film critics?
That's right!
The fair, just, and appreciable evaluation of movies has only existed in a small number of film critics from beginning to end. And the vast majority of film critics, they are the tongue of money.
As long as you give money, even if it comes to a movie, they can say that it is a once-in-a-lifetime good movie without a bottom line;
If you don’t give money, even if it’s a very good movie, they can say in black and white, "Look, this is rubbish!"
In this way, other Hollywood companies have also begun operations like Universal Pictures.
Time Warner Group’s movie "Batman 2" was released on TV without any critics, but the final movie was also a success.
One stone stirs up a thousand waves!
The film critics who were once high above all fell to the bottom!
They who lost their iron rice bowls have now become synonymous with "mad dogs" in Hollywood.
That is to say, no matter what movie it is, as long as you don't give money, they will scold you and accuse your movie of being non-appreciative garbage and a moth that should be discarded by the times.
Actually, the notoriety of film critics is entirely made by them!
no Zuo no Die!
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Now after the premiere of "Human Removal Project", we are facing the same thing.
Actually, Zucker’s Wald Films also spent money on the film critics project and bought their highly praised articles, but some film critics did not receive Wald Films’ money. Would they be happy?
of course not happy!
So they started to lash out.
Anderson Domond, a well-known Hollywood film critic, was the first to jump out.
He wrote in "Century Film Weekly": "The Human Removal Project is trash in the trash. It is completely nutritious, and even a nauseating movie!"
"The whole film is full of negative energy!"
"The contradiction between ordinary civilians and senior social elites mentioned a lot in the film is extremely ridiculous to me. Where are there so many injustices in the world? This is completely malicious conjecture by the producers."
"The content and theme of the film, in my opinion, are completely disturbing the stability of the country, inducing political turmoil, dangerous, morbid, and outdated. It should not appear in this world!"
"So, audience friends, I suggest you don't walk into the cinema for the "Human Removal Project", it is a movie that makes you sick, nothing more!"
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Wald Pictures.
CEO Victor, who learned the news early in the morning, showed Zhu Ke the criticizing articles collected this morning.
"Boss, this Anderson is a notorious shit-cutter in Hollywood in recent years. He hasn't had a good word in these years, and now he is disgusted by the major Hollywood studios. He is no longer willing to spend money on him to write reviews. "Victor explained.
Zhuke nodded, and said in doubt: "We didn't seem to invite him for the premiere of the movie? He said it seems to be true."
Victor smiled and said, "They still have some ways of doing things. Opening their eyes and talking nonsense and making up things are what they are best at."
At the moment, Zhuke also shook his head and laughed.
Film critic, what is that?
They are just a group of old stubborns who have been abandoned by the times and by major film companies. No film company will give them. They are nothing!
"They really regard themselves as the **** of movies~www.wuxiaspot.com~a group of ridiculous guys."
Zuke was full of disdain.
In fact, Zhuke is more than just an attacking article by Anderson!
"New York State Entertainment", "Boston Morning News", "East Coast Entertainment", "New Zealand Early Know" and other newspapers, all have criticized articles published by film critics.
"A conspiracy-theoretic work through and through!"
"A movie that only knows how to kill, kill, kill, beat, and beat. It has no bright spots and no visibility."
"A crappy movie!"
"Is "Human Removal Project" a high-concept movie? It is not! It is just a junk movie that the director imagined."
...
Zhuke looked at the commentary articles in his hand, not annoyed in his heart, he just felt a little ridiculous.
A group of jumping clowns!
However, Zhuke didn't plan to make them feel better!
No, Zhuke personally wrote a review on the official website of the "Human Removal Project".
"Why is the "Human Removal Project" so controversial?"
"It's not because the film involves a lot of straightforward class satire, and puts countless funny political similes."
"When two groups of people who do not meet at all on weekdays are gathered together because of a killing on the National Killing Day. Shatter the appearance with bullets and pierce the disguise with a sharp knife. No one is truly righteous, and no one is truly kind. All People are so funny and ugly."
"If you think you are a leek, you will surely be harvested."
"If you think you are a sickle, you will definitely oppress."
"Don't be a pretentious hunter, nor be a crude and depraved prey! This is the theme of the "Human Removal Project"!"
