Chapter 11 You made me pregnant
Ye Zixin stroked her forehead with her left hand and was speechless for a while.
Zhong Mo didn't even want to show his face.
What else can I do?
She was about to agree when Xu Kang put down his cell phone, blinked and said helplessly: "Brother Zhong, PD Cai just called and said that many contestants complained to the crew, saying that the four of us violated the rules by eating at the Criminal Police Detachment. , the impact is very bad, so from now on, you are not allowed to step into the canteen of the criminal police detachment! "
"Also, our show does not have the profession of beggars. If we dare to beg for food, he will let the four of us dig coal!"
"Finally, PD Cai asked me to tell you something - Zhong Mo, you are really a fucking genius!"
When he said this, there was still some anger on his face!
After eating the food here, I feel that the box lunches are no different from pig food.
We can enjoy dozens of meals based on our ability, why shouldn’t we be allowed?
pity!
He is just a photographer and cannot make the decision!
"What?"
Zhong Mo was completely dumbfounded.
How to complete the task?
but--
Not allowed to step into the canteen of the criminal police detachment? ?
He rolled his eyes and immediately thought about it, but his face was still angry and said, "Isn't PD Cai going too far? How much money can you save by harvesting the criminal police detachment's wool for a month? The other contestants are just envious. Jealousy, fearing that we would win the championship, I would draw a circle and curse them.”
"Hmph, if you dare to file a complaint against me, I, Zhong Mo, will make them pay with their blood!"
He deliberately slumped down on the chair, stared at the ceiling blankly, and said to himself: "If you can't pick the wool of the criminal police detachment, then whose wool should you pick? The fire brigade? The tax bureau? Why don't you go to the city hall to take a look? look?"
Bai Lu: "..."
Ye Zixin: "..."
Cameraman: "..."
Are you addicted to wool harvesting?
Do you want to go through all the national units?
"Oh, let's not talk about it. Listening to Brother Zhong's song "Lotus Falls", I already have the image of the four of them begging for food in my mind. It's so joyful. I suggest that the four of them change their careers to beggars. Everyone should support it. one time!"
"Zhong Mo just wanted to collect a month's worth of money from the criminal police detachment. Why couldn't I think of such a money-saving strategy?"
"I am a weakling, and my salary is 3,000 yuan a month. Am I qualified to go to the criminal police detachment to collect wool?"
"PD Cai is awesome. I just can't get used to seeing Zhong Mo bullying the police beauty. Now I will sing "Today is a Good Day" for everyone. I hope everyone will support it!"
"Where do you hope Zhong Mo will go to collect wool next? 1. Fire Brigade, 2. Taxation Bureau, 3. Industrial and Commercial Bureau, 4. Urban Management Brigade, 5. Municipal Government."
…
Countless fans suddenly discovered that with Zhong Mo as the sixth and most conspicuous person, this variety show had deviated from the right track and was developing in an unpredictable direction.
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"Nonsense, this is naked slander!"
"How could I, the great Mimi, do something like eating chicken nuggets secretly? How will this make my fans think of me?"
"Zhong Mo, doesn't your conscience hurt when you say this?"
Yang Mi slapped the desk, pouted her pink and sexy little mouth, and protested angrily.
"Sister Mimi, during lunch on the 1st of this month, you stole two pieces of chicken nuggets from Zhong Mo, three pieces on the 3rd, and two pieces on the 6th. Finally, you secretly threw the chicken bones into his bowl. He said that the chicken was losing weight and had no meat at all. On the 10th..."
Reba on the side flexed her fingers and began to stab her in the back.
"Reba, I remember that you gained 83 grams this month compared to last month, right? Did you sneak snacks again?"
"Also, you caught a cold the night before yesterday because you and Zhong Mo stayed up late playing King Pesticide until three in the morning, right?"
"Ouch, I almost forgot. Zhong Mo punched the card for you on the 3rd, 5th, 10th and 14th of this month, right?"
Yang Mi turned her head, rubbed her chin with her smooth and delicate hands, narrowed her beautiful fox eyes into a crescent shape, and said with a faint smile.
"Ah, Sister Mimi, um, uh, I'm hungry, I'm going to order takeout!"
Reba trembled with fright, her face turned pale, and she was ready to run away.
"Reba, I didn't expect you to be so kind to me and even invite me to dinner. Then I'll just order something, half braised pig's feet, half braised lion's head, half braised pork, one stir-fried lettuce and half Let’s have some rice and, by the way, some radish and tofu soup!”
Yang Mi sat swaggeringly on the boss's chair, crossed her hands on her chest, crossed her legs, and felt very comfortable.
"Sister Mimi, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me!"
"Sister Mimi, even if you are suffering from some terminal illness, we must treat the disease well and never break the pot!"
"Sister Mimi, I'm sorry for you. I shouldn't have told others that your acting skills are poor, that you sing like a devil seeking your life, and that you drool when you see pretty boys and young boys, as if you've never seen a man in your life..."
Reba was so frightened that her eyes were slightly red, and she choked.
Braised lion head, braised pork, braised pig feet!
These are high-fat and high-calorie foods, taboos within taboos!
Sister Mimi hasn’t eaten it in more than three years! ! ! ! !
Yang Mi's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and her forehead was lightly twitched a few times.
I can’t have this Reba anymore!
He stabs himself in the back often!
"I just saw that boy Zhong Mo eating and drinking so much that he was a little greedy and wanted to taste something."
"Ah? Sister Mimi, you are not suffering from a terminal illness?"
Reba looked up blankly, with a few eyeballs still rolling around her eye sockets.
"Terminal illness, Reba, can't you expect me to do something?"
"If your weight is still not up to standard by the end of this month, you are not allowed to eat snacks, play games, or go out for the next month!"
"Sister Mimi, I was wrong, don't... "
Reba's miserable cry came from the office immediately.
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"Popularity +2, popularity +3, popularity +2..."
Zhong Mo has already mastered how to create variety show effects!
Isn't the popularity here?
He suddenly remembered that there were two treasure chests that had not been opened, and the expectation value was instantly full!
He opened the brass treasure chest first!
"Ding, the host has obtained the skilled horse riding skill!"
Riding a horse?
Is this a serious horse riding?
Open the silver treasure chest!
"Ding, the host gets a singing card!"
(PS: With the singing card, the host can get expert-level singing skills for any song, and the copyright is automatically registered)
A song card can make Zhong Mo have the qualifications of a junior singing god!
Have you seen some singers who can still make a lot of money with just one song?
Zhong Mo was shocked, and there was a glimmer of ecstasy in his eyes.
Finally, he has a trump card!
He chose to learn-proficient horse riding skills.
A lot of horse riding techniques immediately came to his mind, as if he had ridden hundreds of times.
Although it is only proficient, it is definitely better than those young actors who dared to show their faces and pose in horse riding scenes.
Thai pants are spicy!!!
Bai Lu and Ye Zixin, the two girls, watched him wolf down their food just now, and their appetites were also opened. Even if it was some home-cooked dishes, they tasted like delicacies from the mountains and the sea, and their appetite was almost twice as much as before.
Bai Lu usually has to control her body, and she almost never sees any minced meat all year round. But just now when she was eating, in addition to helping Zhong Mo pick up dishes, she couldn't control her gluttony and ate three pieces of chicken nuggets, three pieces of braised pork, half a braised lion's head, and half a portion of stir-fried green beans. In the end, she was so full that she sat on the chair, touching her bulging belly with both hands, and stared at Zhong Mo angrily.
But she was not fierce at all, but gave people a kind of cute and fierce beauty.
"Zhong Mo, you made my belly big, you must be responsible to the end!"
