Chapter 12: Is this charity? This is clearly robbery!

"Pfft!"

Zhong Mo took another sip of radish and tofu soup, but it all gushed out, and his eyes were as big as bull's eyes.

"Did it get bigger?"

"I'm talking about exposure, what are you doing, is it serious?"

"Also, Zhang Ye didn't make you a pot of fragrant and spicy venison when you were so messy?"

"No, no, I mean, it's because you eat so deliciously. I, I ate so many high-fat and high-protein foods. I gained 2 taels of weight in one meal. I don't know how long it will take to lose weight!"

Bai Lu covered her face with her hands. It felt very hot. She was so embarrassed that she wanted to find a hole to crawl in.

How could I say something so mind-boggling?

Taishe is dead!

"You scared me, I'm just saying, I just had a colorful dream a few days ago, how come the dream came true?"

Zhong Mo exaggeratedly wiped the sweat from his forehead and said with lingering fear.

"Go to hell, your mind is filled with colored things, you are so dirty!"

Bai Lu blushed with embarrassment and gave him a big eye roll.

"Damn it, Lu Bao, you said your belly got bigger, and I was so scared that I spilled a cup of boiling water on my crotch. Now that Kun Kun is seven years old, can we just start the dinner?"

"The one upstairs, listen to me, slice it into pieces, then dip it in some minced garlic and coriander, it will make it fragrant!"

"Lu Bao, I have drawn out the 40-meter sword and am about to chop off Zhong Mo's dog's head, but you gasp for air. Do you want to scare me to death and inherit the money in my Huabei?"

"Brother Zhong, you are like me at night and like to dream in color. Who is the heroine in your dream? Mine is Damimi, Reba, Bai Lu, Liu Tianxian, Liu Shishi, Zhao Xiaodao, Jingtian... …(Omit the 200 heroines later)!”

"There are so many heroines upstairs, are your kidneys hurt?"

"I'm upstairs, do you want to lend me two titanium alloy kidneys? I've agreed to use them!"

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Countless water friends in the live broadcast room made cheerful comments, and the atmosphere was very lively.

In other live broadcast rooms, all you see are contestants struggling to make money. Unlike this live broadcast room, you can not only see the goddess Bai Mengyan descending to earth, but also see the foursome eating in the canteen of the criminal police detachment, and you can also hear various All kinds of jokes.

The thief pulled down the meal!

on site!

Zhong Mo quickly raised his hands in a gesture of surrender.

"Woman, please spare my life. I have an eighty-year-old mother above me, and seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards below me. Please spare my life!"

"Zhong Mo, that's enough. Do you want to laugh me to death and inherit several of my game accounts?"

Bai Lu was so teased by him that she covered her face with her hands and lay on the table, her shoulders trembling constantly.

Zhong Mo waited until Bai Lu had laughed enough, stood up, half-squinted his eyes, tilted his upper body slightly towards her, rested his elbows on the table, and showed a sinister smile, like two criminals conducting some illegal transactions. .

"I said Lu, what do you think about this competition?"

"What can I think about this?"

Bai Lu tilted her head and blinked her eyes, looking very cute.

Do you still need to have ideas to participate in variety shows? ? ! !

"Lu, as the saying goes, stars who don't want to be champions are not good entertainers. As the saying goes, Buddhas compete for a stick of incense, and people compete for a breath. No matter how good the saying is, you don't even have to fight for it, and you have nothing to do with salted fish. What's the difference?"

"Then what do you mean..."

Bai Lu was confused.

In fact, she is really not very interested in the popular list and the income list!

More than 100 million?

With her current celebrity status, she can make money by just accepting two or three TV series or a few commercials.

She is now a quasi-first-line woman, and her career focuses on singing, TV series and movies. Variety shows really don’t have much influence on her!

Of course, if Zhong Mo wants to win the championship or become famous, she will definitely help.

Zhong Mo chuckled, stretched out his right hand, and slowly clenched it into a fist. The smile on his face was ferocious and terrifying, just like a big devil!

"How about the two of us joining forces to dominate the list?"

"Joining forces? This, can we join forces?"

It's not that Bai Lu has never participated in variety shows, but such wild ideas as Zhong Mo's made her confused.

"Have the show crew ever said that teaming up is prohibited? No, right? That means it's allowed!"

"Lu, don't even think about it. My profession is a truck driver. The more orders I take every day, the more I earn. And your profession is a sanitation worker. You work four to five hours a day and your fixed salary is sixty yuan. , can you surpass me?"

"This, it seems impossible, right?"

Bai Lu quickly understood.

There are eighty-one contestants, some of whom are freelancers with highly fluid wages, and some who are in regular occupations with fixed wages. The disparity between them is really huge!

A sanitation worker like her who earns 60 yuan a day, let alone the top ten in the income list, is thankful to be without a crane.

"So the two of us must join forces. You give me the traffic, and I give you the money. This way we can win-win!"

"Zhong Mo, what should we do next?"

"Our Black and White Double Evil CP is now officially established. The next task is to find the other seventy-nine contestants and tell them that we will hold a large-scale charity event and let them donate!"

"We also need to promote to them that the essence of charity is to help others, give back to society, and promote social progress and fairness. In this way, they will obediently hand over their daily income to us!"

"Promote charity and give back to society? It sounds very high-sounding!"

Bai Lu was completely confused by him and asked in a daze, "But, will they listen?"

"I have always convinced people with my virtues. I believe they will definitely be moved by my noble character!"

Zhong Mo exerted a little force on his right arm, and his veins popped out. His biceps and triceps almost doubled, full of infinite explosive power.

Dare to complain about us?

Let us not continue to eat in the canteen of the Criminal Police Detachment?

Humph!

This is God's punishment!

"Conquer people with virtues?"

Bai Lu looked at Zhong Mo's right arm, and then at his murderous look, and suddenly stood up, his eyes widened, and his mouth slightly opened.

"You, you are doing charity? It's clearly robbery!"

Ye Zixin: "????"

Cameraman: "????"