355 I want to urinate!
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Gan Qi Jiao Shou
Tang San said that he could not understand completely!
A person who is not lazy at first suddenly is too lazy to get out of bed, just lies on the bed and does nothing, and seems to be too lazy to talk,
Even the movements of nodding and shaking the head are done very slowly and slowly,
It's just... just unbelievable!
But after thinking about it, he had been farting continuously for several hours, and the power and sound of each fart were so terrifying, isn't it incredible?
Thinking about it further, among the things that have been experienced over the years, which one is not unbelievable, which one is not unbelievable?
Needless to say,
Just a few months ago, he and the dog exchanged souls. Damn, this matter can be said to be an unsolved mystery!
Thinking of this now, Tang San felt his liver tremble, since then he was very afraid of animals like dogs!
Therefore, Yu Xiaogang suddenly became very lazy for no reason, which seemed unbelievable.
But when it comes to Yu Xiaogang, it's not so unbelievable.
thoughts back to reality,
Tang San found that Yu Xiaogang's eyelids seemed to become heavy, as if they were about to close,
So he hurriedly asked again: "Teacher, did you feel so lazy today?"
Yu Xiaogang nodded.
Tang San wanted to ask another question, but Yu Xiaogang had already closed his eyes, and then snored.
No matter what Tang San asked or said next, Yu Xiaogang didn't respond.
Fall asleep again.
Tang San sighed, but already got a lot of useful news,
Thinking of this, he quickly left Yu Xiaogang's residence and ran all the way to Flender's office.
He had to tell Flender about this discovery!
. . . . . .
Flender's office.
Yu Xiaogang's new incident made Flender a little bit annoyed,
After telling Zao Wou-ki and Qin Ming about the situation, the two of them also started to feel pain.
This shows what?
This shows that egg pain is contagious... Ahem, let’s get down to business,
Tang San's arrival made several people's eyes brighten,
"Lazy?" Flender stood up abruptly, "You mean, there is no other reason for Xiao Gang to be in this situation, except that he feels a little lazy?"
Tang San said: "I don't feel a little bit, but very, I see the teacher looks very lazy, too lazy to get up, too lazy to talk, too lazy to make expressions, even the simple actions of nodding and shaking his head are a little too lazy .”
"No way? Is this lazy a bit serious?"
"It's not a little bit, it's very serious." Zao Wou-ki said, "If you don't even bother to do such a simple action as nodding and shaking your head, then it's really very serious."
Qin Ming said: "If you're too lazy to get up, don't you also be too lazy to eat? Will Master be hungry?"
Flender waved his hand, he wasn't too worried that Yu Xiaogang would starve to death: "Unless he wants to die, how could he not even bother to eat, no matter how lazy he is, there must be a limit, starving to death is unnecessary I'm worried."
Qin Ming nodded, Flender was right.
"Let's go, go and see Yu Xiaogang first!" Flender said, leading everyone to Yu Xiaogang's residence.
Yu Xiaogang was lying on the bed, sound asleep.
"Xiao Gang! Xiao Gang! Don't sleep!" Flender patted Yu Xiaogang's face without much effort,
Yu Xiaogang woke up, opened his eyes, and saw Flender and the others. There was a slight look in his eyes, but it disappeared in an instant.
In an instant, it became a dull and dull state.
He stared blankly at Flender and the others with two dead fish eyes, without any expression on his face.
"Do you think you're lazy?" Flender asked.
Yu Xiaogang nodded.
Flender was silent for a few seconds, and asked, "You haven't eaten since yesterday, right?"
Yu Xiaogang nodded.
"Then are you hungry?"
Yu Xiaogang shook his head.
"Good guy, don't you feel hungry even if you haven't eaten all day? You are amazing!" Flender paused for a few seconds, then asked again: "Are you sure it's just laziness, and there's nothing else wrong with you?"
Yu Xiaogang nodded.
Flender felt relieved: "Okay, then you should have a good rest, I'll come see you again in the evening."
Yu Xiaogang turned over, and soon the snoring started again.
"The quality of sleep is second to none." Flender said, "It's really just touching the pillow."
Zhao Wou-ki asked slightly worried: "Are you sure you don't need to ask someone to look at it?"
Flender looked back at Yu Xiaogang, who was soundly asleep, and said, "Let's wait and see how he is doing at night. If it doesn't work, then find a doctor or something."
The crowd nodded.
......
"Master, it's fine!"
"Well, yes, it's fine!"
"Good guy, I was quite worried before, so it's just that I'm a little lazy?"
"Then let's go see the master together at night?"
"Okay, by the way, bring some delicious food to the master."
Tang San said: "Well, when the time comes, I will go to the cafeteria to get a set meal for the teacher. The dean said that the teacher hasn't eaten for more than a day, and he will definitely be very hungry when he wakes up."
Oscar said at this time: "But I still feel something is wrong. I think the master's state...if it's just because of laziness, it seems a bit exaggerated."
At this time, everyone recalled the scene where Flender gave Yu Xiaogang a big fight,
Yu Xiaogang just opened his eyes to look at such a big bully, and then had no other reaction, which is outrageous no matter how you look at it!
Tang San nodded and said: "To tell you the truth, I also think it's a bit exaggerated, but I can't think of any other reasons. I asked the teacher, and the teacher didn't say there are other problems."
The crowd was silent.
Tang San continued: "So, we can only observe it temporarily as the principal said, and if there are other problems, we will solve them later."
"Indeed," Zhang Tianyu said, "Now I don't know if it's just because of laziness, or if there are other problems. If you don't know the situation and do something without authorization, it may cause some bad consequences."
Tang San nodded: "That's what we think."
"Then let's do this first," Dai Mubai said, "Let's practice first in the afternoon, and then go to see the master in the evening."
......
evening.
Tang San carried a set meal and came to Yu Xiaogang's residence together with Shrek and the others.
Flender hasn't come yet, but he should be coming soon.
As soon as he entered the door, he saw Yu Xiaogang laying on the bed half dead, staring at the ceiling, staring blankly at the ceiling.
Hearing the movement, he turned his head with difficulty, and seeing Tang San coming, a gleam of light flashed in his eyes.
"Teacher, are you awake? Are you hungry? I brought you something to eat." Tang San said, putting the lunch box on the table beside him.
Yu Xiaogang looked at the lunch box, then at Tang San, his lips moved, but no sound came out,
"Teacher, what do you want to say?"
"I..." Yu Xiaogang made a weak voice, but everyone is a soul master, so they can still hear it,
Tang San immediately approached, and then heard Yu Xiaogang say:
"I need to urinate, help me,"
Tang San:......
Crowd:......
The girls turned pale!
Miss? !
A person who is not lazy at first suddenly is too lazy to get out of bed, just lies on the bed and does nothing, and seems to be too lazy to talk,
Even the movements of nodding and shaking the head are done very slowly and slowly,
It's just... just unbelievable!
But after thinking about it, he had been farting continuously for several hours, and the power and sound of each fart were so terrifying, isn't it incredible?
Thinking about it further, among the things that have been experienced over the years, which one is not unbelievable, which one is not unbelievable?
Needless to say,
Just a few months ago, he and the dog exchanged souls. Damn, this matter can be said to be an unsolved mystery!
Thinking of this now, Tang San felt his liver tremble, since then he was very afraid of animals like dogs!
Therefore, Yu Xiaogang suddenly became very lazy for no reason, which seemed unbelievable.
But when it comes to Yu Xiaogang, it's not so unbelievable.
thoughts back to reality,
Tang San found that Yu Xiaogang's eyelids seemed to become heavy, as if they were about to close,
So he hurriedly asked again: "Teacher, did you feel so lazy today?"
Yu Xiaogang nodded.
Tang San wanted to ask another question, but Yu Xiaogang had already closed his eyes, and then snored.
No matter what Tang San asked or said next, Yu Xiaogang didn't respond.
Fall asleep again.
Tang San sighed, but already got a lot of useful news,
Thinking of this, he quickly left Yu Xiaogang's residence and ran all the way to Flender's office.
He had to tell Flender about this discovery!
. . . . . .
Flender's office.
Yu Xiaogang's new incident made Flender a little bit annoyed,
After telling Zao Wou-ki and Qin Ming about the situation, the two of them also started to feel pain.
This shows what?
This shows that egg pain is contagious... Ahem, let’s get down to business,
Tang San's arrival made several people's eyes brighten,
"Lazy?" Flender stood up abruptly, "You mean, there is no other reason for Xiao Gang to be in this situation, except that he feels a little lazy?"
Tang San said: "I don't feel a little bit, but very, I see the teacher looks very lazy, too lazy to get up, too lazy to talk, too lazy to make expressions, even the simple actions of nodding and shaking his head are a little too lazy .”
"No way? Is this lazy a bit serious?"
"It's not a little bit, it's very serious." Zao Wou-ki said, "If you don't even bother to do such a simple action as nodding and shaking your head, then it's really very serious."
Qin Ming said: "If you're too lazy to get up, don't you also be too lazy to eat? Will Master be hungry?"
Flender waved his hand, he wasn't too worried that Yu Xiaogang would starve to death: "Unless he wants to die, how could he not even bother to eat, no matter how lazy he is, there must be a limit, starving to death is unnecessary I'm worried."
Qin Ming nodded, Flender was right.
"Let's go, go and see Yu Xiaogang first!" Flender said, leading everyone to Yu Xiaogang's residence.
Yu Xiaogang was lying on the bed, sound asleep.
"Xiao Gang! Xiao Gang! Don't sleep!" Flender patted Yu Xiaogang's face without much effort,
Yu Xiaogang woke up, opened his eyes, and saw Flender and the others. There was a slight look in his eyes, but it disappeared in an instant.
In an instant, it became a dull and dull state.
He stared blankly at Flender and the others with two dead fish eyes, without any expression on his face.
"Do you think you're lazy?" Flender asked.
Yu Xiaogang nodded.
Flender was silent for a few seconds, and asked, "You haven't eaten since yesterday, right?"
Yu Xiaogang nodded.
"Then are you hungry?"
Yu Xiaogang shook his head.
"Good guy, don't you feel hungry even if you haven't eaten all day? You are amazing!" Flender paused for a few seconds, then asked again: "Are you sure it's just laziness, and there's nothing else wrong with you?"
Yu Xiaogang nodded.
Flender felt relieved: "Okay, then you should have a good rest, I'll come see you again in the evening."
Yu Xiaogang turned over, and soon the snoring started again.
"The quality of sleep is second to none." Flender said, "It's really just touching the pillow."
Zhao Wou-ki asked slightly worried: "Are you sure you don't need to ask someone to look at it?"
Flender looked back at Yu Xiaogang, who was soundly asleep, and said, "Let's wait and see how he is doing at night. If it doesn't work, then find a doctor or something."
The crowd nodded.
......
"Master, it's fine!"
"Well, yes, it's fine!"
"Good guy, I was quite worried before, so it's just that I'm a little lazy?"
"Then let's go see the master together at night?"
"Okay, by the way, bring some delicious food to the master."
Tang San said: "Well, when the time comes, I will go to the cafeteria to get a set meal for the teacher. The dean said that the teacher hasn't eaten for more than a day, and he will definitely be very hungry when he wakes up."
Oscar said at this time: "But I still feel something is wrong. I think the master's state...if it's just because of laziness, it seems a bit exaggerated."
At this time, everyone recalled the scene where Flender gave Yu Xiaogang a big fight,
Yu Xiaogang just opened his eyes to look at such a big bully, and then had no other reaction, which is outrageous no matter how you look at it!
Tang San nodded and said: "To tell you the truth, I also think it's a bit exaggerated, but I can't think of any other reasons. I asked the teacher, and the teacher didn't say there are other problems."
The crowd was silent.
Tang San continued: "So, we can only observe it temporarily as the principal said, and if there are other problems, we will solve them later."
"Indeed," Zhang Tianyu said, "Now I don't know if it's just because of laziness, or if there are other problems. If you don't know the situation and do something without authorization, it may cause some bad consequences."
Tang San nodded: "That's what we think."
"Then let's do this first," Dai Mubai said, "Let's practice first in the afternoon, and then go to see the master in the evening."
......
evening.
Tang San carried a set meal and came to Yu Xiaogang's residence together with Shrek and the others.
Flender hasn't come yet, but he should be coming soon.
As soon as he entered the door, he saw Yu Xiaogang laying on the bed half dead, staring at the ceiling, staring blankly at the ceiling.
Hearing the movement, he turned his head with difficulty, and seeing Tang San coming, a gleam of light flashed in his eyes.
"Teacher, are you awake? Are you hungry? I brought you something to eat." Tang San said, putting the lunch box on the table beside him.
Yu Xiaogang looked at the lunch box, then at Tang San, his lips moved, but no sound came out,
"Teacher, what do you want to say?"
"I..." Yu Xiaogang made a weak voice, but everyone is a soul master, so they can still hear it,
Tang San immediately approached, and then heard Yu Xiaogang say:
"I need to urinate, help me,"
Tang San:......
Crowd:......
The girls turned pale!
Miss? !
