356 Yu Xiaogang actually wetted the bed? !
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Gan Qi Jiao Shou
I swear to God, at this moment Tang San really wants to give Yu Xiaogang a hammer!
He gritted his teeth and looked at Yu Xiaogang,
Damn, should have died long ago!
Are you lazy?I see you are very diligent!Do you still want Miss at this time?Want me to help you?
If you want to die in shame, don't drag me!
But after thinking about it, he felt that something was wrong, miss?
No, no, Yu Xiaogang should not make such a request,
So what he meant was probably 'small solution'?
"Teacher, do you want me to help you go to the bathroom?"
Everyone was slightly taken aback,
Only then did everyone realize that Yu Xiaogang didn't mean Miss, but Xiaojie, that is, peeing.
But it is easy to cause misunderstanding if you say that, master!
Can't you just say you want to pee?If you have to say "small solution", it seems that you are educated, right?
And Yu Xiaogang looked at Tang San blankly and expressionlessly, without responding.
Seeing that Yu Xiaogang didn't respond, Tang San pondered for a while and then asked: "Or, teacher, can I help you get a urinal?"
After a few seconds, Yu Xiaogang still didn't respond,
Tang San just wanted to ask again, Yu Xiaogang shook his head,
Tang San was taken aback: "Uh, teacher, don't you need it? Then let me help you up?"
Yu Xiaogang shook his head again, slowly opened his mouth and whispered:
"It's over."
Everyone was taken aback, what does this mean?
In the next second, Tang San suddenly took two steps back!
Everyone was taken aback by his actions.
Then following his gaze, he realized that Yu Xiaogang's bedding had already shown signs of being soaked!
Weed!
What Yu Xiaogang meant by 'it's over' turned out to be 'the end of peeing'!
In other words, Yu Xiaogang just wet the bed!
At this moment, everyone's expressions became very complicated and exciting!
Really, everyone doesn't know what kind of expression to make at this moment,
all stupid!
Good guy!
Yu Xiaogang is so old, he wets the bed!
And it's not when I'm asleep that I pee, but when I'm awake!
Even peeing in front of so many people!
Hey Hey hey!Yu Xiaogang!
There are also little girls and girls present!
Wetting the bed in front of the girls, really a man? !
At this moment, the air in the entire room seemed to freeze, and everyone hardly dared to breathe!
Yu Xiaogang has closed his eyes again and let out a snoring sound.
Falling asleep in the blink of an eye, followed by the sound of snoring, the quality of sleep is really super strong, even lying on a quilt wet with urine does not affect his sleep,
Damn admire!
Everyone's hearts are capitalized!
Then everyone's eyes focused on Tang San.
Everyone is a little flustered,
Because Yu Xiaogang is Tang San's teacher, at this time, everyone doesn't know what to do next, because if any sentence is wrong, or any expression is wrong, or what, it may cause trouble. Misunderstand,
But as everyone knows,
At this moment Tang San is the most panicked!
who I am?where am I?What should I do next?
Tang San was really at a loss as to what to do!
At the critical moment, Ma Hongjun was the quickest to respond: "I'll go to the dean!"
After finishing speaking, he turned around and ran away, shaking his buttocks.
The others scolded Ma Hongjun in their hearts again,
Then they all set their eyes on Dai Mubai,
Normally, you are asked to lead the boss, but now at the critical moment, the boss should go first!
Dai Mubai's face was pained and entangled, he straightened his words, and said bravely: "Ah San, this situation is indeed a little bit wrong, do you want to give Master another check?"
"That's right," Oscar said afterwards, "This is no longer abnormal, it's very abnormal!"
Tang San turned his back to them and rolled his eyes.
Grass!
Check him out?
It's easy for you to say!
Damn, didn't you see that Yu Xiaogang is wetting the bed now?
Not just the bedding, his clothes, pants, sleeves, and wrists were all wet,
It's full of urine!
How do you want me to check him?Am I not too dirty?
But he can't say that directly, otherwise his good apprentice filial piety will collapse,
So he carefully considered his wording and said: "Teacher's current situation is indeed very abnormal, but the teacher also said that he is very lazy now, so it is also possible that he is too lazy to get out of bed... ..."
Speaking of this, Tang San couldn't continue.
Damn, he doesn't even believe this reason!
Too lazy to get out of bed to pee, so just pee on the bed?
Is this lazy?
This is the rhythm of being lazy!
So he decisively and quickly changed his rhetoric:
"I just did a set of examinations for the teacher before. There is nothing wrong with the teacher's body, but now this situation looks so abnormal, so I don't think it can be found out by the examination. I will discuss it with the dean before making a decision."
Everyone nodded in agreement.
Then, an indescribable smell began to waft in the house.
The boys didn't react too much, but the girls were a little unbearable.
"Ahem, I think it's inappropriate for us girls to stay here now, why don't we go out and wait." Xiao Wu said with some embarrassment.
Without waiting for Tang San to speak, Zhang Tianyu said directly: "Well, you guys go out first, there is no point in staying here."
Said, he patted Tang San's shoulder, Tang San nodded quickly.
Bedwetting is embarrassing,
Even more embarrassing is a healthy adult man who wets the bed,
What's more embarrassing than a healthy adult man wetting the bed is being seen by a group of students,
Even more embarrassing than this is that there are girls in this group of students.
So girls, get out!
After the girls left, the atmosphere obviously recovered.
Since everyone is a man, things are relatively easy to handle, and you don't need to pay so much attention to what you say.
"This situation is too wrong!" Zhang Tianyu said in a low voice, "You said Master is a bit lazy, but this is obviously too lazy, no matter how lazy you are, you can't even bother to go to the bathroom after getting up?"
Tang San sighed: "Oh, then we have no other way, I have done all the inspections that should be done to the teacher before, and I have also taken the antidote that should be taken, but it is still like this, I really don't want to know what to do next."
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, all of them looked helpless.
Soon, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door.
Then I heard the voices of the girls staying outside the door: "Dean, Teacher Zhao!"
The boys all looked towards the door immediately, well these two finally came!
Flender's figure appeared at the door, and the first sentence he spoke was:
"Xiao Gang wet the bed? Really?"
PS: I measured my heart rate just now, and the resting heart rate is about 100. The normal range of resting heart rate for adults is 60~100, so I am already on the fast side. It has been like this almost all the time since Yangkang. Without such symptoms, I dare not do strenuous exercise, so I can only squat at home and code words.
He gritted his teeth and looked at Yu Xiaogang,
Damn, should have died long ago!
Are you lazy?I see you are very diligent!Do you still want Miss at this time?Want me to help you?
If you want to die in shame, don't drag me!
But after thinking about it, he felt that something was wrong, miss?
No, no, Yu Xiaogang should not make such a request,
So what he meant was probably 'small solution'?
"Teacher, do you want me to help you go to the bathroom?"
Everyone was slightly taken aback,
Only then did everyone realize that Yu Xiaogang didn't mean Miss, but Xiaojie, that is, peeing.
But it is easy to cause misunderstanding if you say that, master!
Can't you just say you want to pee?If you have to say "small solution", it seems that you are educated, right?
And Yu Xiaogang looked at Tang San blankly and expressionlessly, without responding.
Seeing that Yu Xiaogang didn't respond, Tang San pondered for a while and then asked: "Or, teacher, can I help you get a urinal?"
After a few seconds, Yu Xiaogang still didn't respond,
Tang San just wanted to ask again, Yu Xiaogang shook his head,
Tang San was taken aback: "Uh, teacher, don't you need it? Then let me help you up?"
Yu Xiaogang shook his head again, slowly opened his mouth and whispered:
"It's over."
Everyone was taken aback, what does this mean?
In the next second, Tang San suddenly took two steps back!
Everyone was taken aback by his actions.
Then following his gaze, he realized that Yu Xiaogang's bedding had already shown signs of being soaked!
Weed!
What Yu Xiaogang meant by 'it's over' turned out to be 'the end of peeing'!
In other words, Yu Xiaogang just wet the bed!
At this moment, everyone's expressions became very complicated and exciting!
Really, everyone doesn't know what kind of expression to make at this moment,
all stupid!
Good guy!
Yu Xiaogang is so old, he wets the bed!
And it's not when I'm asleep that I pee, but when I'm awake!
Even peeing in front of so many people!
Hey Hey hey!Yu Xiaogang!
There are also little girls and girls present!
Wetting the bed in front of the girls, really a man? !
At this moment, the air in the entire room seemed to freeze, and everyone hardly dared to breathe!
Yu Xiaogang has closed his eyes again and let out a snoring sound.
Falling asleep in the blink of an eye, followed by the sound of snoring, the quality of sleep is really super strong, even lying on a quilt wet with urine does not affect his sleep,
Damn admire!
Everyone's hearts are capitalized!
Then everyone's eyes focused on Tang San.
Everyone is a little flustered,
Because Yu Xiaogang is Tang San's teacher, at this time, everyone doesn't know what to do next, because if any sentence is wrong, or any expression is wrong, or what, it may cause trouble. Misunderstand,
But as everyone knows,
At this moment Tang San is the most panicked!
who I am?where am I?What should I do next?
Tang San was really at a loss as to what to do!
At the critical moment, Ma Hongjun was the quickest to respond: "I'll go to the dean!"
After finishing speaking, he turned around and ran away, shaking his buttocks.
The others scolded Ma Hongjun in their hearts again,
Then they all set their eyes on Dai Mubai,
Normally, you are asked to lead the boss, but now at the critical moment, the boss should go first!
Dai Mubai's face was pained and entangled, he straightened his words, and said bravely: "Ah San, this situation is indeed a little bit wrong, do you want to give Master another check?"
"That's right," Oscar said afterwards, "This is no longer abnormal, it's very abnormal!"
Tang San turned his back to them and rolled his eyes.
Grass!
Check him out?
It's easy for you to say!
Damn, didn't you see that Yu Xiaogang is wetting the bed now?
Not just the bedding, his clothes, pants, sleeves, and wrists were all wet,
It's full of urine!
How do you want me to check him?Am I not too dirty?
But he can't say that directly, otherwise his good apprentice filial piety will collapse,
So he carefully considered his wording and said: "Teacher's current situation is indeed very abnormal, but the teacher also said that he is very lazy now, so it is also possible that he is too lazy to get out of bed... ..."
Speaking of this, Tang San couldn't continue.
Damn, he doesn't even believe this reason!
Too lazy to get out of bed to pee, so just pee on the bed?
Is this lazy?
This is the rhythm of being lazy!
So he decisively and quickly changed his rhetoric:
"I just did a set of examinations for the teacher before. There is nothing wrong with the teacher's body, but now this situation looks so abnormal, so I don't think it can be found out by the examination. I will discuss it with the dean before making a decision."
Everyone nodded in agreement.
Then, an indescribable smell began to waft in the house.
The boys didn't react too much, but the girls were a little unbearable.
"Ahem, I think it's inappropriate for us girls to stay here now, why don't we go out and wait." Xiao Wu said with some embarrassment.
Without waiting for Tang San to speak, Zhang Tianyu said directly: "Well, you guys go out first, there is no point in staying here."
Said, he patted Tang San's shoulder, Tang San nodded quickly.
Bedwetting is embarrassing,
Even more embarrassing is a healthy adult man who wets the bed,
What's more embarrassing than a healthy adult man wetting the bed is being seen by a group of students,
Even more embarrassing than this is that there are girls in this group of students.
So girls, get out!
After the girls left, the atmosphere obviously recovered.
Since everyone is a man, things are relatively easy to handle, and you don't need to pay so much attention to what you say.
"This situation is too wrong!" Zhang Tianyu said in a low voice, "You said Master is a bit lazy, but this is obviously too lazy, no matter how lazy you are, you can't even bother to go to the bathroom after getting up?"
Tang San sighed: "Oh, then we have no other way, I have done all the inspections that should be done to the teacher before, and I have also taken the antidote that should be taken, but it is still like this, I really don't want to know what to do next."
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, all of them looked helpless.
Soon, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door.
Then I heard the voices of the girls staying outside the door: "Dean, Teacher Zhao!"
The boys all looked towards the door immediately, well these two finally came!
Flender's figure appeared at the door, and the first sentence he spoke was:
"Xiao Gang wet the bed? Really?"
PS: I measured my heart rate just now, and the resting heart rate is about 100. The normal range of resting heart rate for adults is 60~100, so I am already on the fast side. It has been like this almost all the time since Yangkang. Without such symptoms, I dare not do strenuous exercise, so I can only squat at home and code words.
