Chapter 187
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Wo Shi Fen Nu
Lu Chengwen laughed, and just about to speak, Long Aotian rushed to answer:
"Two! Equals two! I got it right!"
Long Aotian gritted his teeth with a ferocious face: "If you ask again, it will be equal to fourteen!"
"It's still equal to nine thousand one hundred and twenty four, to nine thousand one hundred twenty five."
"It is also equal to the result of x plus y minus z times delta cubed and divided by pi."
"Finally equals a triangle."
Long Aotian said angrily: "What else can I say!?"
Zhuge Xiaohua was stunned.
What nonsense is the young master talking about! ?
How could one plus one come up with so many messy things?
How did she know that this was the pain in the heart of her young master!The memory is too deep.
When I went to see Lu Chengwen and Hua Xuening again, I was very surprised.
Hun Tiangang nodded: "The big apprentice has made progress."
Lu Chengwen thought for a while, walked over, and rubbed Master's shoulders with a smile: "Master, your cervical spine is not feeling well recently? Are you tired?"
"It's not good!" Hun Tiangang sat on a stone: "That stone pillow is different from the one I used to. I'm thinking about cutting it. I have been sleeping for the past few days. Stiff neck...is my shoulder okay?"
"It's a bit hard, don't move, I'll rub it for you."
"Uh-huh."
Long Aotian looked at Lu Chengwen's courteousness there, gritted his teeth: "Sycophant."
Lu Chengwen smiled: "Master, when it comes to the competition, what should be compared, how to compare, how to count as winning. And if you have already compared before, it is meaningless to compare again. You already know the answer!"
"Ah, yes, you are right."
Hun Tiangang waved his hand: "I declare that the round just now doesn't count!"
Lu Chengwen squeezed Hun Tiangang's shoulders, stuck in his ear and said flattering words, and stared at Zhuge Xiaohua with a wretched smile.
Zhuge Xiaohua looked at Lu Chengwen's greasy expression, and her teeth itch with hatred!
Gritting his silver teeth, he slowly pulled out the dagger.
Hua Xuening's long sword was also slowly pulled out at the same time behind him.
Zhuge Xiaohua is going to die of anger!
Lu Chengwen alone is enough to irritate people!Why is this Hua Xuening more annoying than him! ?
Zhuge Xiaohua put away the dagger with a slap, turned her head and said angrily: "Hua Xuening! What's wrong with you? Why are you always staring at me?!"
"I can't help it." Hua Xuening looked distressed.
Zhuge Xiaohua knew that she was just stupid, not betrayal, so she was angry and distressed.
Zhuge Xiaohua pulled Hua Xuening aside, and whispered, "What are you doing!? Do you still want to go back to the young master?"
Hua Xuening said with a mournful face, "I think so."
"Then what should you do? Don't you know?"
Hua Xuening drew out her sword in a snap: "The young master should be hacked to death!"
Zhuge Xiaohua was dumbfounded: "What ecstasy soup did Lu Chengwen give you, what kind of logic is this?"
"It sounds crazy, but that's the truth."
Zhuge Xiaohua gritted her teeth: "Give me peace of mind! When the young master defeats Lu Chengwen and successfully advances to the top four masters, as soon as he is happy, we will intercede for you, and then you can come back. Then..."
Zhuge Xiaohua was also a little shy, blushing: "Let the young master restore your spiritual consciousness first."
Hua Xuening shook her head: "The young master can't win."
"What did you say?"
Hua Xuening took a deep breath: "I have personally seen many matches between the young master and Mr. Lu, and the young master has never been able to take advantage of Mr. Lu. Especially in front of Hun Tiangang, Mr. Lu... is indeed better than Mr. Lu." The young master is smarter."
Zhuge Xiaohua looked at her in shock: "What nonsense are you talking about? That's the young master! The most intelligent person in the world, the heir to inherit the power of domineering aura! A young genius with extraordinary talent, no one in the world can compare He's better!"
Hua Xuening shook her head: "Except Mr. Lu."
"Mr. Lu, Mr. Lu...you always..." Zhuge Xiaohua said: "Well, I'll make a bet with you, if Lu Chengwen wins, I'll go with you to be Lu Chengwen's maid! If he loses, be good to me Come back, apologize to the young master and admit your mistake!"
Hua Xuening looked at the angry Zhuge Xiaohua, suddenly smiled, and comforted her: "Sister Xiaohua, actually, I'm not stupid."
Sitting there, Hun Tiangang sighed: "How about this, you two compete three times, with the topics of bravery, filial piety, and wisdom respectively, and you win two out of three rounds. How about it?"
Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian knelt down together: "Follow Master's orders!"
"En." Hun Tiangang nodded with satisfaction: "You two, who knows the allusion about cutting your own flesh?"
Long Aotian nodded: "It is said that there were two warriors in ancient times, one lived in the east city and the other lived in the west city. They met one day and made an appointment to drink together."
"Drunk half of the wine and there was no meat. One person suggested to buy meat, but the other said, we are all brave people, it is too troublesome to buy meat, don't we have meat on our bodies? So they each had a knife, Cut meat from your own body and eat it with sauce."
Zhuge Xiaohua was startled when she heard it: "Then what happened after that?"
Lu Chengwen's face was also a little pessimistic: "There was too much bleeding, both of them died."
Zhuge Xiaohua and Hua Xuening looked at each other.
what is this! ?Is this brave?This is called two!
How does this compare?
Hun Tiangang took out a dagger and threw it in front of the two of them.
"Two of you, take turns stabbing yourself, whoever bleeds the most wins."
Long Aotian almost died of anger.
The heart says you have a score or not?This... is this trying to kill us both?
Lu Chengwen also hesitated.
If we go on like this, we'll die here before we get promoted. This isn't about being braver than anyone else, it's about being tougher than anyone else!
This is more blood volume than anyone else!
Hun Tiangang said: "What's the matter? Don't you dare? You two cowards! If you don't dare, then there's no need to compete. Go home, so as not to embarrass yourself in front of me."
Lu Chengwen smiled awkwardly: "Brother, please first."
Long Aotian also hastened to be polite: "No, no, junior brother please first."
"Hey, you are a big brother, please go first."
"No, no, you are a junior, I have to let you go."
Hun Tiangang became impatient: "Should it start? Long Aotian, you are a big brother, you come first!"
Long Aotian had no choice, picked up the knife, used his brains, and pricked his fingertips, a little blood was exposed, it was considered to be blood.
Lu Cheng Wenxin said:
[You're such a chicken thief!This nima has shed more blood than you! 】
[I just took Xiaohuitian Pills, so I'm not afraid of you! 】
Lu Chengwen lightly cut a small layer of skin on his finger, two drops of blood.
Lu Chengwen smiled and handed the knife to Long Aotian again: "Brother, I have accepted it."
Long Aotian had a gloomy face, took the knife, and was about to pierce it cruelly, when Zhuge Xiaohua came over: "Young master, take a step to speak."
"what happened?"
"Young master, you don't have to win this game."
"why?"
"Lu Chengwen took the Xiaohuitian Pill, and the injury healed faster. And if you are seriously injured in this round because of this ridiculous game, it will delay your comparison of the next two rounds. So... I think we should strategically Give up the first round."
Long Aotian nodded: "Okay, I understand."
After Long Aotian came back, his mind turned, why don't I force you to injure yourself first, so that I have an advantage in the next round.
Anyway, no matter what, I am the first mover and you are the second mover. Your injuries must be heavier than mine.
Thinking of this, Long Aotian gritted his teeth, and stabbed lightly towards his left leg.
With a single cut, it was actually a wound as long as a finger.
Although the injury was not serious, the blood did stain the pants red.
It looked much scarier than before. If Lu Chengwen didn't show great strength and really bleed, the picture would definitely not be better than this.
Long Aotian's thigh was injured, but there was a proud smile on his face.
Throwing the knife under Lu Chengwen's knee proudly: "Junior brother, it's your turn, are you more ruthless? Hehe, you can't watch enough!"
Lu Chengwen picked up the knife, scratched his ear and scratched his cheek, but couldn't figure it out.
Zhuge Xiaohua behind nodded and said in her heart:
The young master is smart!This move is higher than I thought. Visually, the point of the knife just entered the depth of a knuckle, and the place where the stabbing is also bleeding. It can bleed more. It looks scary, but it is actually a little bit. Minor flesh wounds.
But if Lu Chengwen is more "courageous" than the young master, he will have to open up and suffer a little bit.
Little Huitian Wan?
Hmph, no matter how powerful the medicine is, it still takes time, I'll see how you recover!
Lu Chengwen gesticulated and changed positions for a long time, but he refused to make a move.
I remember that Long Aotian kept urging:
"Hey, hey, how long are you going to be busy? It's been more than half a day. Is it possible that we have to kneel here and wait for you?"
"Oh, it's fine! Man! Are you afraid of pain or blood? If you're so afraid, why don't you just admit defeat? This gesture will waste everyone's time!"
"Junior brother, I can see that you are a coward! In this round, you can either stab yourself in the thigh with a knife, or give up without hesitation."
"Ann! No need to make gestures! Hurry up, just like I did just now, once the knife goes down, everything will be settled! In this way, if you are willing to stab the knife without showing the blade, I will automatically admit defeat, right?"
Lu Chengwen breathed heavily, gestured again and again, and yelled in his mouth: "Just one knife, one knife, one knife! The outcome is determined by one knife! I will fight with you! Ahhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Hehehehe..."
Over there, Long Aotian was helping him hard, wishing that Lu Cheng's knife would not stab his thigh, but his heart.
Long Aotian: "Work hard! Come on! Push down! Come on, little brother! I like you!"
Lu Chengwen: "I want to stab! I want to stab! I want to stab!"
Long Aotian: "Poke it! It's just a matter of vigorous effort! If you poke it down, it will be solved!"
Lu Chengwen: "Just one knife, one knife, one knife!"
Long Aotian: "Grit your teeth, go down!"
Lu Chengwen: "No one can stop me! No one can stop me!"
Long Aotian: "Poke it down, and you will win! Close your eyes and keep your heart open, poke it!"
Lu Chengwen: "I'm going to stab it!"
Long Aotian: "Poke!"
Lu Chengwen: "I really want to stab it!"
Long Aotian: "Poke!"
Lu Chengwen: "I poked it!"
Long Aotian: "Poke——!"
Holding the knife in both hands, Lu Chengwen yelled, "I'm fighting!"
puff--!
Lu Chengwen cut a knife!
It stuck into Long Aotian's other leg.
It was really a merciless cut without any blade left outside.
Long Aotian looked at Lu Chengwen in shock, Lu Chengwen was panting and sweating profusely:
"Brother, how is it? Can you still bear it?"
Long Aotian looked down at his bloody thigh, gritted his teeth: "You fucking..."
Long Aotian was about to slap Lu Chengwen to death with one palm. Lu Chengwen saw that this was not possible, so he held the handle of the knife with both hands and turned it hard...
Long Aotian gasped in pain, his eyes darkened, and he almost passed out.
"Two! Equals two! I got it right!"
Long Aotian gritted his teeth with a ferocious face: "If you ask again, it will be equal to fourteen!"
"It's still equal to nine thousand one hundred and twenty four, to nine thousand one hundred twenty five."
"It is also equal to the result of x plus y minus z times delta cubed and divided by pi."
"Finally equals a triangle."
Long Aotian said angrily: "What else can I say!?"
Zhuge Xiaohua was stunned.
What nonsense is the young master talking about! ?
How could one plus one come up with so many messy things?
How did she know that this was the pain in the heart of her young master!The memory is too deep.
When I went to see Lu Chengwen and Hua Xuening again, I was very surprised.
Hun Tiangang nodded: "The big apprentice has made progress."
Lu Chengwen thought for a while, walked over, and rubbed Master's shoulders with a smile: "Master, your cervical spine is not feeling well recently? Are you tired?"
"It's not good!" Hun Tiangang sat on a stone: "That stone pillow is different from the one I used to. I'm thinking about cutting it. I have been sleeping for the past few days. Stiff neck...is my shoulder okay?"
"It's a bit hard, don't move, I'll rub it for you."
"Uh-huh."
Long Aotian looked at Lu Chengwen's courteousness there, gritted his teeth: "Sycophant."
Lu Chengwen smiled: "Master, when it comes to the competition, what should be compared, how to compare, how to count as winning. And if you have already compared before, it is meaningless to compare again. You already know the answer!"
"Ah, yes, you are right."
Hun Tiangang waved his hand: "I declare that the round just now doesn't count!"
Lu Chengwen squeezed Hun Tiangang's shoulders, stuck in his ear and said flattering words, and stared at Zhuge Xiaohua with a wretched smile.
Zhuge Xiaohua looked at Lu Chengwen's greasy expression, and her teeth itch with hatred!
Gritting his silver teeth, he slowly pulled out the dagger.
Hua Xuening's long sword was also slowly pulled out at the same time behind him.
Zhuge Xiaohua is going to die of anger!
Lu Chengwen alone is enough to irritate people!Why is this Hua Xuening more annoying than him! ?
Zhuge Xiaohua put away the dagger with a slap, turned her head and said angrily: "Hua Xuening! What's wrong with you? Why are you always staring at me?!"
"I can't help it." Hua Xuening looked distressed.
Zhuge Xiaohua knew that she was just stupid, not betrayal, so she was angry and distressed.
Zhuge Xiaohua pulled Hua Xuening aside, and whispered, "What are you doing!? Do you still want to go back to the young master?"
Hua Xuening said with a mournful face, "I think so."
"Then what should you do? Don't you know?"
Hua Xuening drew out her sword in a snap: "The young master should be hacked to death!"
Zhuge Xiaohua was dumbfounded: "What ecstasy soup did Lu Chengwen give you, what kind of logic is this?"
"It sounds crazy, but that's the truth."
Zhuge Xiaohua gritted her teeth: "Give me peace of mind! When the young master defeats Lu Chengwen and successfully advances to the top four masters, as soon as he is happy, we will intercede for you, and then you can come back. Then..."
Zhuge Xiaohua was also a little shy, blushing: "Let the young master restore your spiritual consciousness first."
Hua Xuening shook her head: "The young master can't win."
"What did you say?"
Hua Xuening took a deep breath: "I have personally seen many matches between the young master and Mr. Lu, and the young master has never been able to take advantage of Mr. Lu. Especially in front of Hun Tiangang, Mr. Lu... is indeed better than Mr. Lu." The young master is smarter."
Zhuge Xiaohua looked at her in shock: "What nonsense are you talking about? That's the young master! The most intelligent person in the world, the heir to inherit the power of domineering aura! A young genius with extraordinary talent, no one in the world can compare He's better!"
Hua Xuening shook her head: "Except Mr. Lu."
"Mr. Lu, Mr. Lu...you always..." Zhuge Xiaohua said: "Well, I'll make a bet with you, if Lu Chengwen wins, I'll go with you to be Lu Chengwen's maid! If he loses, be good to me Come back, apologize to the young master and admit your mistake!"
Hua Xuening looked at the angry Zhuge Xiaohua, suddenly smiled, and comforted her: "Sister Xiaohua, actually, I'm not stupid."
Sitting there, Hun Tiangang sighed: "How about this, you two compete three times, with the topics of bravery, filial piety, and wisdom respectively, and you win two out of three rounds. How about it?"
Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian knelt down together: "Follow Master's orders!"
"En." Hun Tiangang nodded with satisfaction: "You two, who knows the allusion about cutting your own flesh?"
Long Aotian nodded: "It is said that there were two warriors in ancient times, one lived in the east city and the other lived in the west city. They met one day and made an appointment to drink together."
"Drunk half of the wine and there was no meat. One person suggested to buy meat, but the other said, we are all brave people, it is too troublesome to buy meat, don't we have meat on our bodies? So they each had a knife, Cut meat from your own body and eat it with sauce."
Zhuge Xiaohua was startled when she heard it: "Then what happened after that?"
Lu Chengwen's face was also a little pessimistic: "There was too much bleeding, both of them died."
Zhuge Xiaohua and Hua Xuening looked at each other.
what is this! ?Is this brave?This is called two!
How does this compare?
Hun Tiangang took out a dagger and threw it in front of the two of them.
"Two of you, take turns stabbing yourself, whoever bleeds the most wins."
Long Aotian almost died of anger.
The heart says you have a score or not?This... is this trying to kill us both?
Lu Chengwen also hesitated.
If we go on like this, we'll die here before we get promoted. This isn't about being braver than anyone else, it's about being tougher than anyone else!
This is more blood volume than anyone else!
Hun Tiangang said: "What's the matter? Don't you dare? You two cowards! If you don't dare, then there's no need to compete. Go home, so as not to embarrass yourself in front of me."
Lu Chengwen smiled awkwardly: "Brother, please first."
Long Aotian also hastened to be polite: "No, no, junior brother please first."
"Hey, you are a big brother, please go first."
"No, no, you are a junior, I have to let you go."
Hun Tiangang became impatient: "Should it start? Long Aotian, you are a big brother, you come first!"
Long Aotian had no choice, picked up the knife, used his brains, and pricked his fingertips, a little blood was exposed, it was considered to be blood.
Lu Cheng Wenxin said:
[You're such a chicken thief!This nima has shed more blood than you! 】
[I just took Xiaohuitian Pills, so I'm not afraid of you! 】
Lu Chengwen lightly cut a small layer of skin on his finger, two drops of blood.
Lu Chengwen smiled and handed the knife to Long Aotian again: "Brother, I have accepted it."
Long Aotian had a gloomy face, took the knife, and was about to pierce it cruelly, when Zhuge Xiaohua came over: "Young master, take a step to speak."
"what happened?"
"Young master, you don't have to win this game."
"why?"
"Lu Chengwen took the Xiaohuitian Pill, and the injury healed faster. And if you are seriously injured in this round because of this ridiculous game, it will delay your comparison of the next two rounds. So... I think we should strategically Give up the first round."
Long Aotian nodded: "Okay, I understand."
After Long Aotian came back, his mind turned, why don't I force you to injure yourself first, so that I have an advantage in the next round.
Anyway, no matter what, I am the first mover and you are the second mover. Your injuries must be heavier than mine.
Thinking of this, Long Aotian gritted his teeth, and stabbed lightly towards his left leg.
With a single cut, it was actually a wound as long as a finger.
Although the injury was not serious, the blood did stain the pants red.
It looked much scarier than before. If Lu Chengwen didn't show great strength and really bleed, the picture would definitely not be better than this.
Long Aotian's thigh was injured, but there was a proud smile on his face.
Throwing the knife under Lu Chengwen's knee proudly: "Junior brother, it's your turn, are you more ruthless? Hehe, you can't watch enough!"
Lu Chengwen picked up the knife, scratched his ear and scratched his cheek, but couldn't figure it out.
Zhuge Xiaohua behind nodded and said in her heart:
The young master is smart!This move is higher than I thought. Visually, the point of the knife just entered the depth of a knuckle, and the place where the stabbing is also bleeding. It can bleed more. It looks scary, but it is actually a little bit. Minor flesh wounds.
But if Lu Chengwen is more "courageous" than the young master, he will have to open up and suffer a little bit.
Little Huitian Wan?
Hmph, no matter how powerful the medicine is, it still takes time, I'll see how you recover!
Lu Chengwen gesticulated and changed positions for a long time, but he refused to make a move.
I remember that Long Aotian kept urging:
"Hey, hey, how long are you going to be busy? It's been more than half a day. Is it possible that we have to kneel here and wait for you?"
"Oh, it's fine! Man! Are you afraid of pain or blood? If you're so afraid, why don't you just admit defeat? This gesture will waste everyone's time!"
"Junior brother, I can see that you are a coward! In this round, you can either stab yourself in the thigh with a knife, or give up without hesitation."
"Ann! No need to make gestures! Hurry up, just like I did just now, once the knife goes down, everything will be settled! In this way, if you are willing to stab the knife without showing the blade, I will automatically admit defeat, right?"
Lu Chengwen breathed heavily, gestured again and again, and yelled in his mouth: "Just one knife, one knife, one knife! The outcome is determined by one knife! I will fight with you! Ahhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Hehehehe..."
Over there, Long Aotian was helping him hard, wishing that Lu Cheng's knife would not stab his thigh, but his heart.
Long Aotian: "Work hard! Come on! Push down! Come on, little brother! I like you!"
Lu Chengwen: "I want to stab! I want to stab! I want to stab!"
Long Aotian: "Poke it! It's just a matter of vigorous effort! If you poke it down, it will be solved!"
Lu Chengwen: "Just one knife, one knife, one knife!"
Long Aotian: "Grit your teeth, go down!"
Lu Chengwen: "No one can stop me! No one can stop me!"
Long Aotian: "Poke it down, and you will win! Close your eyes and keep your heart open, poke it!"
Lu Chengwen: "I'm going to stab it!"
Long Aotian: "Poke!"
Lu Chengwen: "I really want to stab it!"
Long Aotian: "Poke!"
Lu Chengwen: "I poked it!"
Long Aotian: "Poke——!"
Holding the knife in both hands, Lu Chengwen yelled, "I'm fighting!"
puff--!
Lu Chengwen cut a knife!
It stuck into Long Aotian's other leg.
It was really a merciless cut without any blade left outside.
Long Aotian looked at Lu Chengwen in shock, Lu Chengwen was panting and sweating profusely:
"Brother, how is it? Can you still bear it?"
Long Aotian looked down at his bloody thigh, gritted his teeth: "You fucking..."
Long Aotian was about to slap Lu Chengwen to death with one palm. Lu Chengwen saw that this was not possible, so he held the handle of the knife with both hands and turned it hard...
Long Aotian gasped in pain, his eyes darkened, and he almost passed out.
