Chapter 188 Senior brother's filial piety...a bit ruthless
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Wo Shi Fen Nu
Seeing the opportunity, Lu Chengwen immediately grasped the handle of the knife with both hands and pulled it out vigorously.
puff--!
Blood almost spurted out, and a stream of blood directly slapped Lu Chengwen's face.
"Senior brother really has enough blood volume! Junior brother is very impressed!"
Long Aotian hugged his thigh, and said with difficulty: "You son of a bitch! You pricked my artery!"
Lu Chengwen said: "That's why there's so much blood! Brother, bear with me for now. It's only a few hours' drive from the urban hospital. But the car is on the other side of the mountain. Senior brother, can you walk to the mountainside by yourself?"
"Lu Chengwen! Your uncle!"
Zhuge Xiaohua was furious.
Shouted loudly: "Scumbag, I'll kill you!"
The short knife had already reached the top of Lu Chengwen's head, and was stopped by Hua Xuening's long sword.
Zhuge Xiaohua was very angry: "Xue Ning! What are you doing again? Didn't you see him stabbing the young master?"
Hua Xuening said: "Right and wrong, with Senior Hun Tiangang around, you and I don't have to argue."
"You... you're mad at me!"
Hun Tiangang laughed out loud.
"Good good good good good good good good!"
Long Aotian was lying on the ground, clutching his thigh, blood kept flowing from the place his hands couldn't cover: "Master! Junior brother is cheating, he should be counted as the loser!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Why did I lose? How accurate is my knife? Just tell me if there is a lot of blood!"
Long Ao rolled all over the ground, roaring: "This is my leg! My leg! The blood is also my blood!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Hey, senior brother, you don't think I can pierce my own thigh, do you? How can there be such a fool in the world?"
"Of course I stab myself! I always stab myself!"
"That's right, I stabbed you too, we both stabbed the same person, it's fair and reasonable!"
Hun Tiangang touched several acupuncture points of Long Aotian, and applied some mysterious plaster to the wound.
Miraculously, the bleeding stopped.
With Zhuge Xiaohua's support, Long Aotian barely stood up.
Hun Tiangang said: "I declare that this round, Lu Chengwen won."
Long Aotian was startled: "Why is Master? He obviously fouled?"
"Foul? No!"
Long Aotian: "Even if it is braver than him, I am braver than him. At least I stabbed myself! He didn't stab himself!"
Hun Tiangang looked at Long Aotian: "Who said this game is more brave? This game is more smart, let's see who is smarter and can pass the test smoothly!"
Long Aotian's eyes widened: "Then you want us two to tell you the allusion of killing each other?"
Hun Tiangang also opened his eyes wide: "Aotian, can you hear bravery from this story? Do you feel that these two are brave?"
"I..." Long Aotian was speechless.
"Then you...you should say it better than anything else!"
Hun Tiangang looked at Lu Chengwen: "Does this still need to be said?"
Lu Chengwen shook his head: "Anyway, as soon as I heard what you said, Master, I knew that this game was about comparing wisdom, not fighting with courage. Those two bastards have nothing to do with the word 'Yong'."
Long Ao was about to cry.
It's not pain, it's grievance!
No one has ever played it like this.
"Then you were gesturing there for a long time, and didn't dare to make a move!?"
Lu Chengwen was about to "cry":
"Senior brother!" Lu Chengwen expressed grief: "It's your leg that I'm going to stab! It's your heroic, chivalrous thigh! Do you think I can bear to stab it so easily?"
Lu Chengwen beat his chest: "I have to work hard to cheer myself up, so that I can muster up my courage!"
Long Aotian roared angrily: "You can't bear to poke my aorta!? Ah!?"
Lu Chengwen slobbered in the corner of his eyes: "Senior brother! You are the one who shouted to me, go in with a knife, not even the root, don't leave any blade outside!"
"You and I……"
"Without your encouragement and hard work, senior brother, I really wouldn't be able to do it. Senior brother, you are really virtuous!"
Zhuge Xiaohua was half-dead with anger: "Lu Chengwen, I have never seen such a sinister and cunning villain like you! You are simply not a gentleman!"
Lu Chengwen smiled: "Xiaohua is really a good boy, and when she curses at others, she can only call 'not a gentleman', haha."
Hua Xuening walked to Lu Chengwen's side, and said with concern: "Are you okay? Mr. Lu."
Zhuge Xiaohua's face became grim: "What can he do!? He stabbed someone else's thigh!"
Lu Chengwen covered his heart: "I just stabbed senior brother, and my heart hurts."
Hua Xuening nodded: "I can understand your inner struggles, contradictions, pain and self-blame."
Zhuge Xiaohua gritted her teeth: "Which eye of yours saw him blame himself!?"
"He was crying." Hua Xuening pointed to the corner of Lu Chengwen's eyes.
"That's spit! Spit! His own spit in our presence!"
Hua Xuening stomped her feet and said, "He just couldn't cry, so he replaced it with saliva! Why can't you understand Mr. Lu's painstaking efforts?"
After Long Aotian was treated by Hun Tiangang, the bleeding has stopped at this time.
He supported Zhuge Xiaohua: "Stop talking, next round!"
"Hmm." Hun Tiangang said: "You two disciples, who knows, 24 filial piety, the allusion of tasting dung and worrying?"
Long Aotian narrowed his eyes: Old man, what are you doing! ?
Lu Chengwen was also active in his heart:
【Damn it, it's more exciting every time. 】
Zhuge Xiaohua secretly said to Long Aotian: "Young master, in the second round, we can only win, not lose."
"I understand." Long Aotian sighed: "Two wins out of three rounds, the first round was won by him, the second round is his match point, if I lose again, there will be no third round. This round , I am bound to win!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Master, I know this story."
"In ancient times, there was a man named Yu Qianlou who became a county magistrate. He felt flustered and sweated less than ten days after he took office. He had a premonition that something was going to happen at home, so he hurriedly resigned and returned home."
"When I got home, it turned out that my father had been seriously ill for two days."
Long Aotian took a deep breath, suppressed his anger, and continued to tell:
"The doctor told him that if you want to know whether your condition is good or bad, you just need to taste the feces. If it's bitter, it means you're fine."
"However, after Yu Qianlou tasted his father's feces, he found that the taste was very sweet, so he was worried. He bowed down to Beidou at night, praying that he could die instead of his father."
Lu Chengwen continued:
"A few days later, Yu Qianlou's father died of illness. Yu Qianlou buried his father and kept his mourning for three years."
Then he sighed, "He is really a filial son!"
Hun Tiangang also sighed: "Yes, Yu Qianlou is willing to taste dung because he is worried about his father's illness. Can you do it?"
Lu Chengwen immediately said: "Of course! A teacher for one day and a father for the rest of your life, you are the same as my father. When it comes to filial piety, disciples are absolutely unambiguous!"
Long Aotian thought for a while: "Master, are we competing for 'filial piety' this time? Isn't it...competition of wisdom and bravery? Don't let me have a cool meal, and later you two will say that I am a dick. That's how it's played."
Hun Tiangang said: "What's this called? 24 filial piety, 24 filial piety, this time the comparison is filial piety. Let me just look at you two, hey, who has this kind of filial piety."
Hun Tiangang escaped from a pile of rice fields from behind: "Hey! This is my achievement yesterday, you... who will come first?"
Lu Chengwen immediately said: "I'll come first!"
Then he glanced at Long Aotian proudly.
Long Aotian clenched his fists and gritted his teeth: "I'll come first!"
I can't lose!
Going to the four gates... is related to my martial arts in this life!
And what Hun Tiangang Lao Deng said was right, the ups and downs for a few rounds made my strength greatly slip. If I miss another chance, I am afraid that I will stay in the middle four for the rest of my life and become an ordinary warrior.
I absolutely cannot accept this result!
Han Xin can suffer the humiliation of the crotch, I... I must also have the spirit of a strong man who cuts his wrists.
At present, the only one who can stabilize my cultivation in the upper four is this weird master.
This level is the most important level in my life, I must pass it!
As long as I pass this test, with my talent and cultivation, I will not lose to anyone in the future!
Lu Chengwen said: "Brother, you came first in the last round, so it should be my turn in this round, right?"
Long Aotian said: "Don't give me another round, I'm still angry! I lost a lot of blood in the last round, so I'll come first!"
Lu Chengwen smiled: "Brother, is this for nourishment?"
Long Aotian blushed: "Stop doing this!"
Hun Tiangang said: "Okay, don't quarrel. Cheng Wen won the last round, and this round should be given the upper hand to Aotian, Aotian, come on, Master is optimistic about you!"
"Yes!"
The determination is made, and the opportunity has come, but...
This thing...it...is difficult!
Although Long Aotian has fallen into a cesspit, he has experience, but this kind of thing...
Long Aotian looked at the lump of rice and said to himself, Master, you don't love me, if you want to love me, you can't do so much.
Lu Chengxue looked at Long Aotian's appearance just now, and began to cheer beside him.
"Eat it, no one will grab it from you this time, hey, what are you looking for? Master's Yone Tiangong, for the sake of Master, you have to give it a try."
"Hey, you are so anxious! If you are hesitant, don't just watch! Close your eyes, turn your heart, and open your mouth, it's over!"
"Are you not filial to Master? Yu Qianlou is not as slow as you! You have to learn from the ancient filial sons? Or do you despise Master and the old man?"
"Just tell me, do you want to use chopsticks or a spoon?"
Long Aotian's eyes were red, and he stared at Lu Chengwen: "Shut up!"
And then... it started.
Long Aotian was disgusted at the beginning, but then he went into a state of madness.
While weeping, I thought:
Go up four doors!
my ambition!My Grand Plan Overlord!The great future of my King's Landing!
For this dream!for the future!
What kind of humiliation is this! ?
If you are a real man, you have to be able to afford it and let it go, and you have to suffer so much that you can be a master!
This round must be won, so that Lu Chengwen and the old man have nothing to say!
After Long Aotian finished the operation, his face was full of tears: "Is it alright!?"
Looking up, everyone vomited.
Long Aotian clasped his fists and knelt down on one knee: "Master, this disciple has tasted it, and Master's body is fine!"
Hun Tiangang held on to a big rock and kept vomiting.
Lu Chengwen vomited, then turned around and said: "Brother, you... people are worried about tasting dung, not eating dung, you just have to taste it, and you will be destroyed... My God... it's so disgusting... vomit ..."
Hun Tiangang turned his head back: "Both filial piety and courage need brains! Why do you eat like a mad dog? I am testing your filial piety, not your appetite, big brother... vomit..."
Long Aotian stood up suddenly: "You didn't say it earlier!?"
Turning around, he said angrily: "Zhuge Xiaohua! You're not stopping me!?"
Zhuge Xiaohua cried and said: "Stop it, once I stop you, you will tell me to get out, saying that I will interrupt your momentum... vomit..."
Hua Xuening also said: "Boss Lu, let's admit defeat, this round is too disgusting."
Lu Chengwen nodded: "Admit defeat, admit defeat, senior brother is an animal, it can't be compared, there is no way to compare... vomit..."
Long Aotian cried and shouted: "I will fight with you! Ah——!"
puff--!
Blood almost spurted out, and a stream of blood directly slapped Lu Chengwen's face.
"Senior brother really has enough blood volume! Junior brother is very impressed!"
Long Aotian hugged his thigh, and said with difficulty: "You son of a bitch! You pricked my artery!"
Lu Chengwen said: "That's why there's so much blood! Brother, bear with me for now. It's only a few hours' drive from the urban hospital. But the car is on the other side of the mountain. Senior brother, can you walk to the mountainside by yourself?"
"Lu Chengwen! Your uncle!"
Zhuge Xiaohua was furious.
Shouted loudly: "Scumbag, I'll kill you!"
The short knife had already reached the top of Lu Chengwen's head, and was stopped by Hua Xuening's long sword.
Zhuge Xiaohua was very angry: "Xue Ning! What are you doing again? Didn't you see him stabbing the young master?"
Hua Xuening said: "Right and wrong, with Senior Hun Tiangang around, you and I don't have to argue."
"You... you're mad at me!"
Hun Tiangang laughed out loud.
"Good good good good good good good good!"
Long Aotian was lying on the ground, clutching his thigh, blood kept flowing from the place his hands couldn't cover: "Master! Junior brother is cheating, he should be counted as the loser!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Why did I lose? How accurate is my knife? Just tell me if there is a lot of blood!"
Long Ao rolled all over the ground, roaring: "This is my leg! My leg! The blood is also my blood!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Hey, senior brother, you don't think I can pierce my own thigh, do you? How can there be such a fool in the world?"
"Of course I stab myself! I always stab myself!"
"That's right, I stabbed you too, we both stabbed the same person, it's fair and reasonable!"
Hun Tiangang touched several acupuncture points of Long Aotian, and applied some mysterious plaster to the wound.
Miraculously, the bleeding stopped.
With Zhuge Xiaohua's support, Long Aotian barely stood up.
Hun Tiangang said: "I declare that this round, Lu Chengwen won."
Long Aotian was startled: "Why is Master? He obviously fouled?"
"Foul? No!"
Long Aotian: "Even if it is braver than him, I am braver than him. At least I stabbed myself! He didn't stab himself!"
Hun Tiangang looked at Long Aotian: "Who said this game is more brave? This game is more smart, let's see who is smarter and can pass the test smoothly!"
Long Aotian's eyes widened: "Then you want us two to tell you the allusion of killing each other?"
Hun Tiangang also opened his eyes wide: "Aotian, can you hear bravery from this story? Do you feel that these two are brave?"
"I..." Long Aotian was speechless.
"Then you...you should say it better than anything else!"
Hun Tiangang looked at Lu Chengwen: "Does this still need to be said?"
Lu Chengwen shook his head: "Anyway, as soon as I heard what you said, Master, I knew that this game was about comparing wisdom, not fighting with courage. Those two bastards have nothing to do with the word 'Yong'."
Long Ao was about to cry.
It's not pain, it's grievance!
No one has ever played it like this.
"Then you were gesturing there for a long time, and didn't dare to make a move!?"
Lu Chengwen was about to "cry":
"Senior brother!" Lu Chengwen expressed grief: "It's your leg that I'm going to stab! It's your heroic, chivalrous thigh! Do you think I can bear to stab it so easily?"
Lu Chengwen beat his chest: "I have to work hard to cheer myself up, so that I can muster up my courage!"
Long Aotian roared angrily: "You can't bear to poke my aorta!? Ah!?"
Lu Chengwen slobbered in the corner of his eyes: "Senior brother! You are the one who shouted to me, go in with a knife, not even the root, don't leave any blade outside!"
"You and I……"
"Without your encouragement and hard work, senior brother, I really wouldn't be able to do it. Senior brother, you are really virtuous!"
Zhuge Xiaohua was half-dead with anger: "Lu Chengwen, I have never seen such a sinister and cunning villain like you! You are simply not a gentleman!"
Lu Chengwen smiled: "Xiaohua is really a good boy, and when she curses at others, she can only call 'not a gentleman', haha."
Hua Xuening walked to Lu Chengwen's side, and said with concern: "Are you okay? Mr. Lu."
Zhuge Xiaohua's face became grim: "What can he do!? He stabbed someone else's thigh!"
Lu Chengwen covered his heart: "I just stabbed senior brother, and my heart hurts."
Hua Xuening nodded: "I can understand your inner struggles, contradictions, pain and self-blame."
Zhuge Xiaohua gritted her teeth: "Which eye of yours saw him blame himself!?"
"He was crying." Hua Xuening pointed to the corner of Lu Chengwen's eyes.
"That's spit! Spit! His own spit in our presence!"
Hua Xuening stomped her feet and said, "He just couldn't cry, so he replaced it with saliva! Why can't you understand Mr. Lu's painstaking efforts?"
After Long Aotian was treated by Hun Tiangang, the bleeding has stopped at this time.
He supported Zhuge Xiaohua: "Stop talking, next round!"
"Hmm." Hun Tiangang said: "You two disciples, who knows, 24 filial piety, the allusion of tasting dung and worrying?"
Long Aotian narrowed his eyes: Old man, what are you doing! ?
Lu Chengwen was also active in his heart:
【Damn it, it's more exciting every time. 】
Zhuge Xiaohua secretly said to Long Aotian: "Young master, in the second round, we can only win, not lose."
"I understand." Long Aotian sighed: "Two wins out of three rounds, the first round was won by him, the second round is his match point, if I lose again, there will be no third round. This round , I am bound to win!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Master, I know this story."
"In ancient times, there was a man named Yu Qianlou who became a county magistrate. He felt flustered and sweated less than ten days after he took office. He had a premonition that something was going to happen at home, so he hurriedly resigned and returned home."
"When I got home, it turned out that my father had been seriously ill for two days."
Long Aotian took a deep breath, suppressed his anger, and continued to tell:
"The doctor told him that if you want to know whether your condition is good or bad, you just need to taste the feces. If it's bitter, it means you're fine."
"However, after Yu Qianlou tasted his father's feces, he found that the taste was very sweet, so he was worried. He bowed down to Beidou at night, praying that he could die instead of his father."
Lu Chengwen continued:
"A few days later, Yu Qianlou's father died of illness. Yu Qianlou buried his father and kept his mourning for three years."
Then he sighed, "He is really a filial son!"
Hun Tiangang also sighed: "Yes, Yu Qianlou is willing to taste dung because he is worried about his father's illness. Can you do it?"
Lu Chengwen immediately said: "Of course! A teacher for one day and a father for the rest of your life, you are the same as my father. When it comes to filial piety, disciples are absolutely unambiguous!"
Long Aotian thought for a while: "Master, are we competing for 'filial piety' this time? Isn't it...competition of wisdom and bravery? Don't let me have a cool meal, and later you two will say that I am a dick. That's how it's played."
Hun Tiangang said: "What's this called? 24 filial piety, 24 filial piety, this time the comparison is filial piety. Let me just look at you two, hey, who has this kind of filial piety."
Hun Tiangang escaped from a pile of rice fields from behind: "Hey! This is my achievement yesterday, you... who will come first?"
Lu Chengwen immediately said: "I'll come first!"
Then he glanced at Long Aotian proudly.
Long Aotian clenched his fists and gritted his teeth: "I'll come first!"
I can't lose!
Going to the four gates... is related to my martial arts in this life!
And what Hun Tiangang Lao Deng said was right, the ups and downs for a few rounds made my strength greatly slip. If I miss another chance, I am afraid that I will stay in the middle four for the rest of my life and become an ordinary warrior.
I absolutely cannot accept this result!
Han Xin can suffer the humiliation of the crotch, I... I must also have the spirit of a strong man who cuts his wrists.
At present, the only one who can stabilize my cultivation in the upper four is this weird master.
This level is the most important level in my life, I must pass it!
As long as I pass this test, with my talent and cultivation, I will not lose to anyone in the future!
Lu Chengwen said: "Brother, you came first in the last round, so it should be my turn in this round, right?"
Long Aotian said: "Don't give me another round, I'm still angry! I lost a lot of blood in the last round, so I'll come first!"
Lu Chengwen smiled: "Brother, is this for nourishment?"
Long Aotian blushed: "Stop doing this!"
Hun Tiangang said: "Okay, don't quarrel. Cheng Wen won the last round, and this round should be given the upper hand to Aotian, Aotian, come on, Master is optimistic about you!"
"Yes!"
The determination is made, and the opportunity has come, but...
This thing...it...is difficult!
Although Long Aotian has fallen into a cesspit, he has experience, but this kind of thing...
Long Aotian looked at the lump of rice and said to himself, Master, you don't love me, if you want to love me, you can't do so much.
Lu Chengxue looked at Long Aotian's appearance just now, and began to cheer beside him.
"Eat it, no one will grab it from you this time, hey, what are you looking for? Master's Yone Tiangong, for the sake of Master, you have to give it a try."
"Hey, you are so anxious! If you are hesitant, don't just watch! Close your eyes, turn your heart, and open your mouth, it's over!"
"Are you not filial to Master? Yu Qianlou is not as slow as you! You have to learn from the ancient filial sons? Or do you despise Master and the old man?"
"Just tell me, do you want to use chopsticks or a spoon?"
Long Aotian's eyes were red, and he stared at Lu Chengwen: "Shut up!"
And then... it started.
Long Aotian was disgusted at the beginning, but then he went into a state of madness.
While weeping, I thought:
Go up four doors!
my ambition!My Grand Plan Overlord!The great future of my King's Landing!
For this dream!for the future!
What kind of humiliation is this! ?
If you are a real man, you have to be able to afford it and let it go, and you have to suffer so much that you can be a master!
This round must be won, so that Lu Chengwen and the old man have nothing to say!
After Long Aotian finished the operation, his face was full of tears: "Is it alright!?"
Looking up, everyone vomited.
Long Aotian clasped his fists and knelt down on one knee: "Master, this disciple has tasted it, and Master's body is fine!"
Hun Tiangang held on to a big rock and kept vomiting.
Lu Chengwen vomited, then turned around and said: "Brother, you... people are worried about tasting dung, not eating dung, you just have to taste it, and you will be destroyed... My God... it's so disgusting... vomit ..."
Hun Tiangang turned his head back: "Both filial piety and courage need brains! Why do you eat like a mad dog? I am testing your filial piety, not your appetite, big brother... vomit..."
Long Aotian stood up suddenly: "You didn't say it earlier!?"
Turning around, he said angrily: "Zhuge Xiaohua! You're not stopping me!?"
Zhuge Xiaohua cried and said: "Stop it, once I stop you, you will tell me to get out, saying that I will interrupt your momentum... vomit..."
Hua Xuening also said: "Boss Lu, let's admit defeat, this round is too disgusting."
Lu Chengwen nodded: "Admit defeat, admit defeat, senior brother is an animal, it can't be compared, there is no way to compare... vomit..."
Long Aotian cried and shouted: "I will fight with you! Ah——!"
