Chapter 192 Ling: If you don’t know how to teach your children, you don’t have to teach them.
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Zhong Er Shi Bing Wo Bu Zhi
Uzumaki Yi looked at his free hand and messed up his hair, and smiled helplessly, "As expected - Ling, you are a man worth pursuing! My capacity is still insufficient compared to yours! By the way, you are here After the war - it hurts! Mito, why did you bite your brother again?! Wasn’t it already healed just now?!"
"Brother is a big fool!"
"Wow... how pitiful." Izuna looked up at Uzumaki Mito who was being held by Uzumaki Yi under his arm and turning around in a twisted posture to bite Yi, "How on earth did she get to be so big by Heian? ?”
"Probably because of his good health, he survived with difficulty, right?" Madara crossed his arms and didn't care about another farce in front of him, only tilting his head, "But the tailed beast... isn't that a monster that is said to be as big as a mountain? Xiaomao, are you really a tailed beast?"
"It's impossible, right? After all, Xiaoya is only so big, and the chakra fluctuations are also very weak." Izuna also looked at the top of Madara's head, "How could it be a tailed beast?"
"Chakra can be disguised," You Lu tilted his head, "You guys are so slow in some aspects that cats don't know what to say."
"Because it doesn't matter. My brother said that occasionally being a little insensitive to your relatives is a good quality, and relatives will not hurt each other," Izuna laughed, "Isn't Xiaoma already a relative of ours?"
Youlu chuckled, and pressed his chin against the stubborn hair on Madara's head that blocked his vision, "You have a much sweeter mouth than Ling."
"Ah, by the way, do you want to eat fish again?" Quan Nai raised the goldfish water balloon in her hand, as if asking for credit, "I caught the one with a beautiful color on purpose!"
"Who wants to eat such cheap and meatless ornamental goldfish..." Matori shook his ears and looked away, "And when you come to the Land of Yu, you have to entertain me with fresh sea fish no matter what, right?"
Madara touched his chin, looking like he was thinking, "Hmm...then we should find a hotel that can prepare a fish banquet to stay? I'm also very curious about the seafood in Yuno Kuni."
Uzumaki Yi finally managed to save his arm without hurting his sister. At this moment, looking at the harmonious scene behind Ling, he was even more vigilant and envious at the same time, "This scene is really enviable and makes people feel... Split...I remember you are also a sentient ninja, right? How dare you?"
"Speaking of which, I really have to thank you!"
Uzumaki Yi pressed his sister's head and showed a confused expression, "Thank me? Why?"
"Because of your sealing technique, at first I only regarded Xiaomata as an ordinary ninja cat with a slightly difficult ability." Ling raised his hand and accurately patted Uzumaki Yi's shoulder, "And thanks to Xiaomata, I The time to return to the battlefield is much earlier than I thought!"
"My help?" Uzumaki Yi looked at the complacent blue Nekomata lying on Madara's head, and laughed dryly, "Don't ever tell this news to Sherin Chongxing and the others, I will be scolded to death - —Maybe I will get beaten up by Uncle Fojian... Speaking of which, have you decided where to go after the war? Is it still the Kingdom of Water? If you reveal it, I can wait for you in advance."
Madara on the side suddenly became alert, took a step forward to block Ling behind him, and spoke to Uzumaki Yi in a vicious voice, "What's the difference between what you're doing and openly saying you want to ambush others! Don't you think you're shameless?"
"Hmm... Then I can ask Ling to come to me. There is no difference." Uzumaki Yi lowered his head slightly, looked at the seemingly harmless kitten, but was stunned again, "I remember, your name is Madara Are you coming? You actually started to grow your hair after we said goodbye last time?"
Madara rolled his eyes, "Can you care?"
"In order to be closer to my brother, I listened to the enemy's words and started to grow my hair long..." Uzumaki Yi held down his sister who was still trying to bite him with one hand, and covered the lower half of his face with the other hand, as if he was about to cry, "I want it too Such a cute little brother, damn it, I’m so jealous of you, Ling.”
"Eh? Madara, have you started growing your hair?" Ling suddenly turned to Madara's direction, with worry on his face, "I've already told you, but it's still too early for you to grow your hair now, and it will become a flaw on the battlefield. .”
Madara looked away with a guilty conscience. Just as he was about to say something, he heard Uzumaki Mito's voice again, "I still want an older brother like him! You know how to bully me all day long!"
"My little aunt..." Uzumaki Yi smiled bitterly and knelt down, "Your brother and I have pushed so many tasks for you, can you be reasonable?"
But Uzumaki Mito just snorted and said goodbye, ignoring Madara's glare, and raised his hand to grab the edge of Ling's kimono, "My brother always told me that you are good at everything, and he also said that he would take you back and make me my husband. ! But I thought about it, it should be the same whether you marry me or I marry you, so why don’t you kidnap me and use me as a child bride now? "
Ling:...? ? ?
Not to mention Ling, the expressions of Madara and Quan Na turned blank for a moment. Quan Na couldn't help but take a step back, looked up at Uzumaki Yi, and her hands holding the goldfish water ball were trembling a little, "So, we On the battlefield, we not only have to kill people, but we also have to prevent being robbed of our bride?"
"The main thing is to remember these red-haired people. There are a lot of perverts in their clan." Madara stood there, resisting the shivers all over his body, and stubbornly kept a distance between Uzumaki Yi and Ling. "Last time, we met someone who entered in the middle of the night. Camp thief - and unrepentant."
"So I just wanted to say it last time..." Ling Ye sighed with a complicated expression, "Yi, what do you usually say to the children? Why do the children you come into contact with always say it to the enemy? What about those outrageous words?
The same child named Hashirama before, and the current Mito, they all scared me a lot... If Yi doesn't know how to teach children, he doesn't have to force himself. "
"But everything I told them is true! Can't you feel my sincere feelings?"
"You'd better stop explaining. It's getting darker and darker..." Ling raised his hands to cover his forehead and sighed again. Then he lowered his body with his hands on his knees, with a look of helplessness on his face, "Hey, little Mito , Although Mr. Yi is saying good things about me, I look kinder now and don't look like a scary guy, but on the battlefield, if you really encounter me, remember to run away with all your strength, okay? I can kill people fiercely."
"Brother is a big fool!"
"Wow... how pitiful." Izuna looked up at Uzumaki Mito who was being held by Uzumaki Yi under his arm and turning around in a twisted posture to bite Yi, "How on earth did she get to be so big by Heian? ?”
"Probably because of his good health, he survived with difficulty, right?" Madara crossed his arms and didn't care about another farce in front of him, only tilting his head, "But the tailed beast... isn't that a monster that is said to be as big as a mountain? Xiaomao, are you really a tailed beast?"
"It's impossible, right? After all, Xiaoya is only so big, and the chakra fluctuations are also very weak." Izuna also looked at the top of Madara's head, "How could it be a tailed beast?"
"Chakra can be disguised," You Lu tilted his head, "You guys are so slow in some aspects that cats don't know what to say."
"Because it doesn't matter. My brother said that occasionally being a little insensitive to your relatives is a good quality, and relatives will not hurt each other," Izuna laughed, "Isn't Xiaoma already a relative of ours?"
Youlu chuckled, and pressed his chin against the stubborn hair on Madara's head that blocked his vision, "You have a much sweeter mouth than Ling."
"Ah, by the way, do you want to eat fish again?" Quan Nai raised the goldfish water balloon in her hand, as if asking for credit, "I caught the one with a beautiful color on purpose!"
"Who wants to eat such cheap and meatless ornamental goldfish..." Matori shook his ears and looked away, "And when you come to the Land of Yu, you have to entertain me with fresh sea fish no matter what, right?"
Madara touched his chin, looking like he was thinking, "Hmm...then we should find a hotel that can prepare a fish banquet to stay? I'm also very curious about the seafood in Yuno Kuni."
Uzumaki Yi finally managed to save his arm without hurting his sister. At this moment, looking at the harmonious scene behind Ling, he was even more vigilant and envious at the same time, "This scene is really enviable and makes people feel... Split...I remember you are also a sentient ninja, right? How dare you?"
"Speaking of which, I really have to thank you!"
Uzumaki Yi pressed his sister's head and showed a confused expression, "Thank me? Why?"
"Because of your sealing technique, at first I only regarded Xiaomata as an ordinary ninja cat with a slightly difficult ability." Ling raised his hand and accurately patted Uzumaki Yi's shoulder, "And thanks to Xiaomata, I The time to return to the battlefield is much earlier than I thought!"
"My help?" Uzumaki Yi looked at the complacent blue Nekomata lying on Madara's head, and laughed dryly, "Don't ever tell this news to Sherin Chongxing and the others, I will be scolded to death - —Maybe I will get beaten up by Uncle Fojian... Speaking of which, have you decided where to go after the war? Is it still the Kingdom of Water? If you reveal it, I can wait for you in advance."
Madara on the side suddenly became alert, took a step forward to block Ling behind him, and spoke to Uzumaki Yi in a vicious voice, "What's the difference between what you're doing and openly saying you want to ambush others! Don't you think you're shameless?"
"Hmm... Then I can ask Ling to come to me. There is no difference." Uzumaki Yi lowered his head slightly, looked at the seemingly harmless kitten, but was stunned again, "I remember, your name is Madara Are you coming? You actually started to grow your hair after we said goodbye last time?"
Madara rolled his eyes, "Can you care?"
"In order to be closer to my brother, I listened to the enemy's words and started to grow my hair long..." Uzumaki Yi held down his sister who was still trying to bite him with one hand, and covered the lower half of his face with the other hand, as if he was about to cry, "I want it too Such a cute little brother, damn it, I’m so jealous of you, Ling.”
"Eh? Madara, have you started growing your hair?" Ling suddenly turned to Madara's direction, with worry on his face, "I've already told you, but it's still too early for you to grow your hair now, and it will become a flaw on the battlefield. .”
Madara looked away with a guilty conscience. Just as he was about to say something, he heard Uzumaki Mito's voice again, "I still want an older brother like him! You know how to bully me all day long!"
"My little aunt..." Uzumaki Yi smiled bitterly and knelt down, "Your brother and I have pushed so many tasks for you, can you be reasonable?"
But Uzumaki Mito just snorted and said goodbye, ignoring Madara's glare, and raised his hand to grab the edge of Ling's kimono, "My brother always told me that you are good at everything, and he also said that he would take you back and make me my husband. ! But I thought about it, it should be the same whether you marry me or I marry you, so why don’t you kidnap me and use me as a child bride now? "
Ling:...? ? ?
Not to mention Ling, the expressions of Madara and Quan Na turned blank for a moment. Quan Na couldn't help but take a step back, looked up at Uzumaki Yi, and her hands holding the goldfish water ball were trembling a little, "So, we On the battlefield, we not only have to kill people, but we also have to prevent being robbed of our bride?"
"The main thing is to remember these red-haired people. There are a lot of perverts in their clan." Madara stood there, resisting the shivers all over his body, and stubbornly kept a distance between Uzumaki Yi and Ling. "Last time, we met someone who entered in the middle of the night. Camp thief - and unrepentant."
"So I just wanted to say it last time..." Ling Ye sighed with a complicated expression, "Yi, what do you usually say to the children? Why do the children you come into contact with always say it to the enemy? What about those outrageous words?
The same child named Hashirama before, and the current Mito, they all scared me a lot... If Yi doesn't know how to teach children, he doesn't have to force himself. "
"But everything I told them is true! Can't you feel my sincere feelings?"
"You'd better stop explaining. It's getting darker and darker..." Ling raised his hands to cover his forehead and sighed again. Then he lowered his body with his hands on his knees, with a look of helplessness on his face, "Hey, little Mito , Although Mr. Yi is saying good things about me, I look kinder now and don't look like a scary guy, but on the battlefield, if you really encounter me, remember to run away with all your strength, okay? I can kill people fiercely."
