Chapter 193 About the true limits of blood succession of the Uchiha clan (wrong)
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Zhong Er Shi Bing Wo Bu Zhi
"It's as if I want to see them looking for you to die," Uzumaki Yi pursed his lips, "Although I always tell them about your advantages, I also tell them about your dangers, right? They are always there Selective deafness - it hurts! Mito, if you talk to my brother again, he will be really angry!"
Uzumaki Mito immediately let go and kicked Uzumaki Yi in the calf, "Brother is a big liar! You obviously never said a bad word about him! Just now you said that if you could meet Ling here, I’m going to see if I can get someone to have a drink!”
Uzumaki Yi squatted down and hugged his legs, gasping for breath: ...I didn't expect to really meet him.
Madara suddenly sneered, "He also said that he is not a pervert... Izuna, did you see that those gorillas are much cuter than them?"
Izuna raised her eyes, silently memorizing the appearance of Uzumaki Yi, and secretly warned herself to run as far as possible when meeting the other person in the future - otherwise, it would probably not be a matter of death.
Uzumaki Yi looked at Madara and Izuna's expressions as if they were guarding against the strange uncle who wanted to take people to see goldfish in the middle of the night, and couldn't help wiping his face, "I told you, I don't have that kind of thoughts about Ling - why do you all think so? Me? My sexual orientation is normal, right?"
"Speaking of this, Zhaoyan also complained to me," Ling said with a relaxed smile, "The words you said sounded like a pervert - what on earth did you say to him to scare him like that?"
"It's not that he refused to tell me your whereabouts or carry a message for me, and even scolded me." Uzumaki Yi curled his lips and simply picked up his sister to avoid being distracted, "Then I was When he got angry, he shouted to him - [Ling and I are sincere people to each other! You will be punished by God for interfering between us like this] - something like this.
As a result, his expression went blank all of a sudden. What if it weren't for your, uh, brainwashing mushroom?Anyway, with that skeleton, I might have killed him. "
Ling Wenyan just shook his head helplessly, "You are really mean-spirited - by the way, what kind of mentality did you have to talk about the fight as if it were a confession?"
"Ah, because this is very disgusting to your clan," Uzumaki Yi laughed strangely, "There is no shame in treating the enemy no matter how cruel your methods are."
"Hey, your sister is still here. Can you be more restrained in front of children? They learn things very quickly."
"It's okay, it's okay, my sister-in-law is very stupid! And there are not many words that can disgust your family. If she learns it, I will celebrate it," Uzumaki Yi ignored his sister's unhappy eyes and laughed heartily. He spoke out, attracting passers-by's glances, "It's time to answer me, right? Where do you plan to go after the war is over?"
Feeling the gathered eyes, Ling raised his steps and walked towards the side of the street, "Well - it depends on how long the fight lasts. If it ends in the short term, I will probably go to the Kingdom of Thunder. In the long term, I should still run to the Kingdom of Water. .”
Uzumaki Yi immediately stepped up to follow, still maintaining a very subtle safe distance, "Why are you going to the Kingdom of Thunder? Haven't you already fucked Kaguya once?"
"No, it's for new friends -" Ling laughed in a low voice, "To be honest, I want to go find them regardless of the old rivals more than I do."
"Hmm, new friend...?" Uzumaki Yi lowered his eyes, frowned slightly, and after being silent for a while, he messed up his hair in frustration, "You are really good at making people appetizing, as usual?"
"My asking price is never cheap, and it's not something that can be explained clearly in a few sentences."
"I understand, I understand - I will provide you with accommodation during your stay. Just come and talk to me when you find time."
The smile on Ling's lips suddenly spread a little, and he turned his head, "Oh, I thought you would think about it for a while?"
"You specifically mentioned being a [friend], didn't you?" Uzumaki Yi sighed, "After all, my identity is here, so I still have to take the initiative to pay attention to some things."
"What's your identity? A perverted stalker?"
Uzumaki Yi lowered his head slightly, looking at Madara who was full of disgust for him, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, "Your brother's words are really excessive."
"Huh? It's okay. When I was young, my personality was quite similar to Madara's..."
"By the way, haven't you grown taller?" Uzumaki Yi raised his hand to compare, "When we last met, you were only one knuckle short of me, and now it's almost three."
"Probably? There are no very tall people in our clan."
Uzumaki Yi chuckled, "Does this count as an overwhelming victory for you?"
Ling's voice was filled with disgust, "...Why are you so embarrassed to compare your height with me? I'll be embarrassed for you if you tell me."
The two of them chatted non-stop, as if they were walking on the road and met old friends who had known each other for many years. Quan Nai held her goldfish water balloon and observed the two of them for a while before speaking, "Brother, Do you see each other often? It feels like you are very familiar."
"It's familiar, but if we meet..." Ling tilted his head and thought for a while, "It shouldn't be more than ten times, right? Yi?"
"Let me think about it, we met three times on the battlefield, once by chance in the Kingdom of Thunder, and then we had several conflicts due to missions in the past two years. Counting this time... well, it should be the eighth meeting." Uzumaki Yi Looking at Izuna, who was obviously more well-behaved than Madara, "What? Are you curious about how we hooked up with your brother?"
Izuna raised his eyes to look at Uzumaki Yi and Uzumaki Mito in his arms. After a moment, he sighed and looked away with pity, "No, I just think that my brother has too much unnecessary indulgence in you."
"...I'm half a year older than your brother."
Quan Nai looked up at him, sighed again, and simply turned away, "Oh, I know."
The smile on Uzumaki Yi's face suddenly disappeared, "To be honest, your family's talent in provoking other people's emotions is simply unnecessarily high."
Uzumaki Mito immediately let go and kicked Uzumaki Yi in the calf, "Brother is a big liar! You obviously never said a bad word about him! Just now you said that if you could meet Ling here, I’m going to see if I can get someone to have a drink!”
Uzumaki Yi squatted down and hugged his legs, gasping for breath: ...I didn't expect to really meet him.
Madara suddenly sneered, "He also said that he is not a pervert... Izuna, did you see that those gorillas are much cuter than them?"
Izuna raised her eyes, silently memorizing the appearance of Uzumaki Yi, and secretly warned herself to run as far as possible when meeting the other person in the future - otherwise, it would probably not be a matter of death.
Uzumaki Yi looked at Madara and Izuna's expressions as if they were guarding against the strange uncle who wanted to take people to see goldfish in the middle of the night, and couldn't help wiping his face, "I told you, I don't have that kind of thoughts about Ling - why do you all think so? Me? My sexual orientation is normal, right?"
"Speaking of this, Zhaoyan also complained to me," Ling said with a relaxed smile, "The words you said sounded like a pervert - what on earth did you say to him to scare him like that?"
"It's not that he refused to tell me your whereabouts or carry a message for me, and even scolded me." Uzumaki Yi curled his lips and simply picked up his sister to avoid being distracted, "Then I was When he got angry, he shouted to him - [Ling and I are sincere people to each other! You will be punished by God for interfering between us like this] - something like this.
As a result, his expression went blank all of a sudden. What if it weren't for your, uh, brainwashing mushroom?Anyway, with that skeleton, I might have killed him. "
Ling Wenyan just shook his head helplessly, "You are really mean-spirited - by the way, what kind of mentality did you have to talk about the fight as if it were a confession?"
"Ah, because this is very disgusting to your clan," Uzumaki Yi laughed strangely, "There is no shame in treating the enemy no matter how cruel your methods are."
"Hey, your sister is still here. Can you be more restrained in front of children? They learn things very quickly."
"It's okay, it's okay, my sister-in-law is very stupid! And there are not many words that can disgust your family. If she learns it, I will celebrate it," Uzumaki Yi ignored his sister's unhappy eyes and laughed heartily. He spoke out, attracting passers-by's glances, "It's time to answer me, right? Where do you plan to go after the war is over?"
Feeling the gathered eyes, Ling raised his steps and walked towards the side of the street, "Well - it depends on how long the fight lasts. If it ends in the short term, I will probably go to the Kingdom of Thunder. In the long term, I should still run to the Kingdom of Water. .”
Uzumaki Yi immediately stepped up to follow, still maintaining a very subtle safe distance, "Why are you going to the Kingdom of Thunder? Haven't you already fucked Kaguya once?"
"No, it's for new friends -" Ling laughed in a low voice, "To be honest, I want to go find them regardless of the old rivals more than I do."
"Hmm, new friend...?" Uzumaki Yi lowered his eyes, frowned slightly, and after being silent for a while, he messed up his hair in frustration, "You are really good at making people appetizing, as usual?"
"My asking price is never cheap, and it's not something that can be explained clearly in a few sentences."
"I understand, I understand - I will provide you with accommodation during your stay. Just come and talk to me when you find time."
The smile on Ling's lips suddenly spread a little, and he turned his head, "Oh, I thought you would think about it for a while?"
"You specifically mentioned being a [friend], didn't you?" Uzumaki Yi sighed, "After all, my identity is here, so I still have to take the initiative to pay attention to some things."
"What's your identity? A perverted stalker?"
Uzumaki Yi lowered his head slightly, looking at Madara who was full of disgust for him, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, "Your brother's words are really excessive."
"Huh? It's okay. When I was young, my personality was quite similar to Madara's..."
"By the way, haven't you grown taller?" Uzumaki Yi raised his hand to compare, "When we last met, you were only one knuckle short of me, and now it's almost three."
"Probably? There are no very tall people in our clan."
Uzumaki Yi chuckled, "Does this count as an overwhelming victory for you?"
Ling's voice was filled with disgust, "...Why are you so embarrassed to compare your height with me? I'll be embarrassed for you if you tell me."
The two of them chatted non-stop, as if they were walking on the road and met old friends who had known each other for many years. Quan Nai held her goldfish water balloon and observed the two of them for a while before speaking, "Brother, Do you see each other often? It feels like you are very familiar."
"It's familiar, but if we meet..." Ling tilted his head and thought for a while, "It shouldn't be more than ten times, right? Yi?"
"Let me think about it, we met three times on the battlefield, once by chance in the Kingdom of Thunder, and then we had several conflicts due to missions in the past two years. Counting this time... well, it should be the eighth meeting." Uzumaki Yi Looking at Izuna, who was obviously more well-behaved than Madara, "What? Are you curious about how we hooked up with your brother?"
Izuna raised his eyes to look at Uzumaki Yi and Uzumaki Mito in his arms. After a moment, he sighed and looked away with pity, "No, I just think that my brother has too much unnecessary indulgence in you."
"...I'm half a year older than your brother."
Quan Nai looked up at him, sighed again, and simply turned away, "Oh, I know."
The smile on Uzumaki Yi's face suddenly disappeared, "To be honest, your family's talent in provoking other people's emotions is simply unnecessarily high."
