Chapter 275 Can you get it right with just a few blind guesses?
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Shi Shang Zui Shuai Zuo Zhe
It is indeed a land of goddesses with open folk customs.
The boss lady's harsh words made Ye Junlin feel ashamed, and also made many female compatriots present feel envious, because what the boss lady said was also what they felt!
Dongfang Mengyao's beautiful eyes almost burst out with anger. As a princess of a country, she is naturally very possessive. How could she endure the person she loves being molested nakedly?
"Lady Boss! Do you still want to hang out here?" Dongfang Mengyao gritted her teeth like a raging little leopard.
"This, this is a misunderstanding..." The boss's wife was stared at so hard that she felt cold sweat break out on her forehead.
She had been doing business in the imperial capital for so many years, and this was the first time she saw a handsome man like Ye Junlin, so she was so blinded by desire that she couldn't help but ignore Dongfang Mengyao's warning.
The mouth is high for a while, the whole family crematorium!
"Forget it, it's just a joke. It's a big holiday, so don't do it." Ye Junlin waved his hand.
"Yes, yes, it's just a joke." The landlady said gratefully.
Seeing Ye Junlin open his mouth to help the landlady, Dongfang Mengyao couldn't continue to hold on to this matter.
But she was still worried about the previous quiz session. She was so angry that she pointed at the word "fuck" on the lantern and blamed:
"Boss Boss, I seriously doubt that you have any common sense. How can someone in this world have the surname Cao? First of all, your puzzle about surnames is already out of touch with reality! Please use your brain more before asking the question next time!"
After hearing this, the landlady said aggrievedly: "Miss, you are not good enough, so why are you still unjustly accusing others? This surname must exist in our Kingdom of Goddess."
"Where? Where are they? Why don't you ask them to stand up!" Dongfang Mengyao said with her hands on her hips, looking unreasonable.
The voice just fell.
In the crowd, a pair of twin sisters raised their hands, "Miss, we are willing to testify for the boss lady!"
Everyone looked at them in surprise, my goodness, it really does exist!
Dongfang Mengyao was stunned and said in a suspicious tone: "Do you have a good daughter's certificate that you carry with you?"
The Certificate of Good Daughter is the identity symbol of women in the Kingdom of Heaven.
Because dragons and snakes are mixed in the imperial capital, order needs to be maintained, so in order to avoid the trouble of being interrogated, almost all women here bring good daughter certificates.
"Have!"
The twin sisters each took out their good daughter certificates, which had a clear name and residential address.
"I'm the older sister, and I want you to have fun!"
"I am my younger sister, my name is Fuck Fantian!"
heard.
The audience was dead silent.
Everyone was shocked when they heard such a simple and crude name!
Li Wujie scratched his head and muttered to himself: "Why not call it Fuck Nima?"
"Excuse me, what is your biological mother's name?" Ye Junlin coughed a few times and asked curiously.
After all, this country is dominated by women, so there is nothing wrong with the surname coming from the mother.
Seeing the silver-haired young man asking them questions, the sisters were very happy and said shyly, "Master, our mother's surname is Cao and her given name is Chushui."
"Wonderful!"
Ye Junlin couldn't help stroking his palms, with a happy smile on his lips.
at this time.
Dongfang Mengyao's face turned red and she wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in. She was so ashamed.
Who would have thought that this could be true? !
Outrageous!
Wow!
"Miss, please be more careful next time." Seeing that the grievances had been cleared, the landlady's tone was somewhat complaining.
"Hug, sorry!"
Now that the matter has come to this, Dongfang Mengyao can't continue to be tough, so she simply bows her head and admits her mistake with a very sincere attitude.
Aunt Mei saw this and nodded secretly.
Although the princess has a rather arrogant temperament, fortunately she knows her mistakes and can correct them, which is better than many unruly and domineering members of the aristocracy.
After all, as the future leader of the Kingdom of Heavenly Lady, personal conduct is very important.
As a personal attendant, Aunt Mei would also secretly report the changes in the princess to the current king.
Ye Junlin thought to himself: "I can even guess the answer to this kind of puzzle. Is it because I am lucky?"
He remembered that the reward given by the system before was golden luck. It was precisely because of this that he was able to perform various tricks in the trial on Immortal Island and successfully obtain the inheritance.
Now, what he was going through now made Ye Junlin feel that it might be related to luck.
In order to test this conjecture, he decided to try another stall.
"Sir, please walk slowly! Come and play often when you have time!" the landlady said reluctantly, shaking her plump body.
Many female customers also followed Ye Junlin. They were so excited that they felt wet just by looking at his back.
Dongfang Mengyao wanted to save face and was eager to prove herself. She pointed to a puzzle booth not far away and said, "Look, there's one there too!"
"Oh?" Ye Junlin looked over.
The person in charge of the stall was a middle-aged man wearing a brown robe. He had dark bags under his eyes and thin cheeks. He looked very thin and looked like he was overindulging.
Combined with the environment of Tiannu Kingdom, it is difficult not to think of something...
"Master, come and guess a riddle. If you answer correctly, you will be given a small gift!"
The middle-aged shopkeeper glanced at it, and his attention instantly focused on Ye Junlin. He was shocked by his god-like appearance, and felt deep sympathy in his heart.
How could he be so handsome in the Kingdom of Heavenly Women?
Don't you want to be squeezed hard by those women who are like wolves and tigers?
After all, even a man of his caliber has been driven to death by those women over the years!
As a result, I felt scared when I saw abalone later...
Just when the middle-aged shopkeeper was on his way out, Ye Junlin had already walked to the stall calmly, looking at the six hanging lanterns with a meaningful smile on his lips.
He didn't even look at the puzzle carefully and shouted casually:
"The first one is the word history!"
"The second one is the word "上"!"
"The third one is the best!"
"The fourth one is handsome!"
"The fifth one is writing!"
"The sixth one is the word "Yes"!"
The answers to six riddles were told in succession, making everyone's minds almost spinning.
Dongfang Mengyao opened her beautiful eyes wide and looked at Ye Junlin in disbelief.
So fast?
People are not ready yet!
Dongfang Mengyao was still thinking about the first riddle, planning to give the answer accurately and save face, but she never expected that Ye Junlin said six of them in one breath!
Too fast, really too fast!
The middle-aged shopkeeper looked at Ye Junlin in astonishment, "You, you..."
Thinking that all the answers were wrong, Ye Junlin showed an awkward but polite smile: "Just kidding, actually I just said it casually,"
After all, whose answer to a puzzle could be so bizarre and so coincidental?
"Sir, you are so amazing, you actually guessed everything right!!!"
The next second, the middle-aged shopkeeper shouted emotionally.
He really didn't expect that the six riddles he had worked so hard to prepare would be told in one breath.
"My God!"
The crowd was stunned.
Got all six puzzles right?
To say that he is the king of guessing is an insult to him. He is simply a well-deserved master of guessing! !
In this regard.
Ye Junlin was stunned on the spot.
Did something go wrong?
I just talked nonsense, is this okay? !
Whose puzzle answer would be so weird!
The middle-aged shopkeeper quickly revealed the answers to the riddles on the lanterns one by one in case any tourists said he was a stooge.
In an instant, six golden characters appeared in everyone's field of vision.
Impressively——
history! superior! most! handsome! do! By!
The boss lady's harsh words made Ye Junlin feel ashamed, and also made many female compatriots present feel envious, because what the boss lady said was also what they felt!
Dongfang Mengyao's beautiful eyes almost burst out with anger. As a princess of a country, she is naturally very possessive. How could she endure the person she loves being molested nakedly?
"Lady Boss! Do you still want to hang out here?" Dongfang Mengyao gritted her teeth like a raging little leopard.
"This, this is a misunderstanding..." The boss's wife was stared at so hard that she felt cold sweat break out on her forehead.
She had been doing business in the imperial capital for so many years, and this was the first time she saw a handsome man like Ye Junlin, so she was so blinded by desire that she couldn't help but ignore Dongfang Mengyao's warning.
The mouth is high for a while, the whole family crematorium!
"Forget it, it's just a joke. It's a big holiday, so don't do it." Ye Junlin waved his hand.
"Yes, yes, it's just a joke." The landlady said gratefully.
Seeing Ye Junlin open his mouth to help the landlady, Dongfang Mengyao couldn't continue to hold on to this matter.
But she was still worried about the previous quiz session. She was so angry that she pointed at the word "fuck" on the lantern and blamed:
"Boss Boss, I seriously doubt that you have any common sense. How can someone in this world have the surname Cao? First of all, your puzzle about surnames is already out of touch with reality! Please use your brain more before asking the question next time!"
After hearing this, the landlady said aggrievedly: "Miss, you are not good enough, so why are you still unjustly accusing others? This surname must exist in our Kingdom of Goddess."
"Where? Where are they? Why don't you ask them to stand up!" Dongfang Mengyao said with her hands on her hips, looking unreasonable.
The voice just fell.
In the crowd, a pair of twin sisters raised their hands, "Miss, we are willing to testify for the boss lady!"
Everyone looked at them in surprise, my goodness, it really does exist!
Dongfang Mengyao was stunned and said in a suspicious tone: "Do you have a good daughter's certificate that you carry with you?"
The Certificate of Good Daughter is the identity symbol of women in the Kingdom of Heaven.
Because dragons and snakes are mixed in the imperial capital, order needs to be maintained, so in order to avoid the trouble of being interrogated, almost all women here bring good daughter certificates.
"Have!"
The twin sisters each took out their good daughter certificates, which had a clear name and residential address.
"I'm the older sister, and I want you to have fun!"
"I am my younger sister, my name is Fuck Fantian!"
heard.
The audience was dead silent.
Everyone was shocked when they heard such a simple and crude name!
Li Wujie scratched his head and muttered to himself: "Why not call it Fuck Nima?"
"Excuse me, what is your biological mother's name?" Ye Junlin coughed a few times and asked curiously.
After all, this country is dominated by women, so there is nothing wrong with the surname coming from the mother.
Seeing the silver-haired young man asking them questions, the sisters were very happy and said shyly, "Master, our mother's surname is Cao and her given name is Chushui."
"Wonderful!"
Ye Junlin couldn't help stroking his palms, with a happy smile on his lips.
at this time.
Dongfang Mengyao's face turned red and she wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in. She was so ashamed.
Who would have thought that this could be true? !
Outrageous!
Wow!
"Miss, please be more careful next time." Seeing that the grievances had been cleared, the landlady's tone was somewhat complaining.
"Hug, sorry!"
Now that the matter has come to this, Dongfang Mengyao can't continue to be tough, so she simply bows her head and admits her mistake with a very sincere attitude.
Aunt Mei saw this and nodded secretly.
Although the princess has a rather arrogant temperament, fortunately she knows her mistakes and can correct them, which is better than many unruly and domineering members of the aristocracy.
After all, as the future leader of the Kingdom of Heavenly Lady, personal conduct is very important.
As a personal attendant, Aunt Mei would also secretly report the changes in the princess to the current king.
Ye Junlin thought to himself: "I can even guess the answer to this kind of puzzle. Is it because I am lucky?"
He remembered that the reward given by the system before was golden luck. It was precisely because of this that he was able to perform various tricks in the trial on Immortal Island and successfully obtain the inheritance.
Now, what he was going through now made Ye Junlin feel that it might be related to luck.
In order to test this conjecture, he decided to try another stall.
"Sir, please walk slowly! Come and play often when you have time!" the landlady said reluctantly, shaking her plump body.
Many female customers also followed Ye Junlin. They were so excited that they felt wet just by looking at his back.
Dongfang Mengyao wanted to save face and was eager to prove herself. She pointed to a puzzle booth not far away and said, "Look, there's one there too!"
"Oh?" Ye Junlin looked over.
The person in charge of the stall was a middle-aged man wearing a brown robe. He had dark bags under his eyes and thin cheeks. He looked very thin and looked like he was overindulging.
Combined with the environment of Tiannu Kingdom, it is difficult not to think of something...
"Master, come and guess a riddle. If you answer correctly, you will be given a small gift!"
The middle-aged shopkeeper glanced at it, and his attention instantly focused on Ye Junlin. He was shocked by his god-like appearance, and felt deep sympathy in his heart.
How could he be so handsome in the Kingdom of Heavenly Women?
Don't you want to be squeezed hard by those women who are like wolves and tigers?
After all, even a man of his caliber has been driven to death by those women over the years!
As a result, I felt scared when I saw abalone later...
Just when the middle-aged shopkeeper was on his way out, Ye Junlin had already walked to the stall calmly, looking at the six hanging lanterns with a meaningful smile on his lips.
He didn't even look at the puzzle carefully and shouted casually:
"The first one is the word history!"
"The second one is the word "上"!"
"The third one is the best!"
"The fourth one is handsome!"
"The fifth one is writing!"
"The sixth one is the word "Yes"!"
The answers to six riddles were told in succession, making everyone's minds almost spinning.
Dongfang Mengyao opened her beautiful eyes wide and looked at Ye Junlin in disbelief.
So fast?
People are not ready yet!
Dongfang Mengyao was still thinking about the first riddle, planning to give the answer accurately and save face, but she never expected that Ye Junlin said six of them in one breath!
Too fast, really too fast!
The middle-aged shopkeeper looked at Ye Junlin in astonishment, "You, you..."
Thinking that all the answers were wrong, Ye Junlin showed an awkward but polite smile: "Just kidding, actually I just said it casually,"
After all, whose answer to a puzzle could be so bizarre and so coincidental?
"Sir, you are so amazing, you actually guessed everything right!!!"
The next second, the middle-aged shopkeeper shouted emotionally.
He really didn't expect that the six riddles he had worked so hard to prepare would be told in one breath.
"My God!"
The crowd was stunned.
Got all six puzzles right?
To say that he is the king of guessing is an insult to him. He is simply a well-deserved master of guessing! !
In this regard.
Ye Junlin was stunned on the spot.
Did something go wrong?
I just talked nonsense, is this okay? !
Whose puzzle answer would be so weird!
The middle-aged shopkeeper quickly revealed the answers to the riddles on the lanterns one by one in case any tourists said he was a stooge.
In an instant, six golden characters appeared in everyone's field of vision.
Impressively——
history! superior! most! handsome! do! By!
