Chapter 276 Who among the serious people would choose such a pen name?
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Shi Shang Zui Shuai Zuo Zhe
Seeing these six big words, which were exactly the same as what Ye Junlin said, gasps could be heard from all over the place.
"This young man is not only handsome, but also so talented! I love him!"
"If I could marry him, I would wake up smiling from my dreams!"
"What should I do? I want to have children with him, many, many children. Of course I have to clarify that I just simply like children!"
"Believe it or not, you are such a bad bitch!"
"That's right, just tell him if he wants to sleep with me. If a man like this can become my husband, it won't matter even if I am fucked from morning to night every day!"
"Sister, you must be able to enjoy it!"
The surrounding discussions were lively, and all kinds of bad words emerged one after another.
Li Wujie's face showed envy. Sure enough, people who are so handsome are treated well.
It's a pity that he is not obviously handsome.
Ye Junlin's back felt cold, like a glow on his back.
He couldn't imagine what a terrible end he would face if he had no power to resist and stayed alone in the Kingdom of Heavenly Lady...
But he also verified one thing, that is, his luck is indeed incredible, and even activities like guessing are correct.
"Master Ye, you are really talented."
Dongfang Mengyao's eyes were almost filled with love. She looked at this silver-haired young man with a beautiful face and admired his appearance. At the same time, she was completely impressed by his talent.
"and many more,"
Ye Junlin looked strange and looked at the answer on the lantern, "Shopkeeper, why did you make up these six words? Is it intentional or accidental?"
The most handsome author in history?
This name is so narcissistic!
shameless.
It’s so shameless!
Aunt Mei smiled and said, "If this is the pen name of an author, I personally think it is quite special."
Her book "How to Make a Man Fall in Love with You Quickly" is the No. 1 bestseller in the world. Her pen name is simple and elegant, called: Yizhimei.
But now seeing such a self-proclaimed pen name, Aunt Mei feels that she is still too low-key.
Or she should have changed her pen name back then to: The most beautiful author in history!
"Huh~"
After experiencing the embarrassing incident in Lou Chuan, Dongfang Mengyao didn't have a good impression of the book writer. At this moment, she looked at these six characters and said with disdain:
"Who is a serious person who would choose a pen name like this?"
"You look short and weak at first glance!"
heard.
The middle-aged shopkeeper said awkwardly: "Actually, when I was young, I had a dream of publishing a book. Isn't this just to commemorate my lost youth? Please be gentle."
Ye Junlin said seriously: "Shopkeeper, do you have something to hide? In fact, writing a book requires a reserve of knowledge. As long as you are willing to persevere, your dream will eventually come true."
The middle-aged shopkeeper's eyes were swollen and black. He held his waist with one hand, shook his head and sighed, "Sir, how can I persevere in this situation? Every time I struggle to accumulate knowledge, they will brutally squeeze it out." , leaving me with not a drop left.”
"As for writing a book, I really don't have the energy right now!"
Both inside and outside the words are full of helplessness towards reality.
Ye Junlin: "..."
It's hard for me to evaluate your situation.
All I can say is, let’s make do with it!
"Here, here's the prize, it's all yours, sir!" the middle-aged shopkeeper said with a smile.
Ye Junlin took the bag and subconsciously opened it, his face turned dark instantly, "Shopkeeper, are you right?"
"What the hell?" Li Wuzhe came over to take a look curiously, and blurted out: "Damn, what a good thing!"
Hong Qianye also came over to take a look, and then retreated silently, with an intriguing expression on her face.
"Mr. Ye, what's in it?" Dongfang Mengyao noticed something was wrong and stuck her head out to look into the bag. Her pretty face suddenly turned red, and she covered her face and took a few steps back.
The bag is full of animal parts, including bull whips, deer whips, sheep whips, dog whips, horse whips...
Everything can have an aphrodisiac effect!
Nowadays, this big bag is full of these things, so you can imagine how much it is!
The middle-aged shopkeeper said kindly: "Sir, since we are in the land of the goddess of heaven, we should understand that people don't tell secrets. A handsome man like you with extremely good looks needs these good things to support him more."
"Look at me, little brother. When I was young, I was a well-known handsome young man from all over the country. Ever since I came to the imperial capital to work hard, I have been beaten to pieces over the years. In this dangerous place, the most valuable thing in our men's body is our kidneys. !!”
Obviously, when the middle-aged shopkeeper saw Ye Junlin, he seemed to be recalling his high-spirited self when he was young.
What's more, Ye Junlin is much more handsome than he was back then. The middle-aged shopkeeper felt very sympathetic just thinking about what happened to him later.
"Keep it for yourself, I don't need it."
Ye Junlin finished his sentence, decisively threw down the bag and turned around to leave.
Hearing this, the expressions of the girls were meaningful.
unnecessary?
That’s very strong!
"Master Ye, wait for me!"
Even Dongfang Mengyao was surprised and delighted by Ye Junlin's domineering behavior, and her heart was beating wildly.
This is full of absolute confidence in that ability!
Ye Junlin didn't know it yet, but his casual words made all the women extremely excited.
He just thought that this gift was so weird!
It doesn’t matter if you don’t accept it!
Looking at the retreating figure, the middle-aged shopkeeper sighed sadly: "Hey, I'm still too young."
at the same time.
The excitement in the imperial capital continues, even reaching a higher peak.
"Hurry, hurry, the float ceremony is about to begin!"
"I want to see my little brother ride on the float!"
"In this year's float festival, I wonder which young master is the most dazzling?"
"Every time this happens, there will be a rich woman who spends a lot of money to book a float for the man she likes the most and travel together in the imperial capital. Not to mention how beautiful the scene is!"
"Ugh, these days, rich people get married eventually. Among us poor women, which boy is willing to choose us?"
……
Many beautifully dressed women were talking about it and were looking forward to the upcoming float ceremony.
The Float Festival is the most grand festival in the Heavenly Lady Kingdom.
At the last stage of this festival, various floats will appear. Women with strong financial resources will hire a float of their choice for their boyfriends, and then take advantage of this opportunity to ride the float together in the imperial capital. After arriving at the destination, the most popular The welcome male and female pairs can board the Rainbow Bridge prepared by the organizer, overlook the entire imperial capital, and enjoy the endless scenery. It will also become the hottest topic in the Tiannu Kingdom.
After all, being able to take a very handsome man on a float trip would make many girls watching the float ceremony envious.
To put it bluntly, this is a way of expression for those powerful women to satisfy their vanity!
Commoners can only watch it to satisfy their cravings, and then raise their pillows at night, and maybe have a good dream.
This world is so realistic!
"Is there a float to see?" Ye Junlin asked with interest after noticing the change in movement.
It was also the first time for him to see this kind of local special festival.
Subconsciously, Ye Junlin wanted to take out the melon seeds and become a silent melon-eater.
"Young Master Ye!"
Dongfang Mengyao's face turned red, and she mustered up her courage and said, "I, I want to invite you to ride on the float together!"
"Can I do it too?" Ye Junlin was stunned.
Dongfang Mengyao said quickly: "Of course you can, you are worth it!"
This was her first time taking the man she loved on a float.
"Okay, let me experience it."
Ye Junlin thought for a while and agreed.
Anyway.
Come here.
"Really? Are you really willing to ride on the float with me?" Dongfang Mengyao didn't expect happiness to come so quickly, her eyes lit up with little stars, and she said in surprise.
"of course."
Ye Junlin nodded, secretly wondering, why not just take a car to be so excited?
I'm an experienced driver!
"This young man is not only handsome, but also so talented! I love him!"
"If I could marry him, I would wake up smiling from my dreams!"
"What should I do? I want to have children with him, many, many children. Of course I have to clarify that I just simply like children!"
"Believe it or not, you are such a bad bitch!"
"That's right, just tell him if he wants to sleep with me. If a man like this can become my husband, it won't matter even if I am fucked from morning to night every day!"
"Sister, you must be able to enjoy it!"
The surrounding discussions were lively, and all kinds of bad words emerged one after another.
Li Wujie's face showed envy. Sure enough, people who are so handsome are treated well.
It's a pity that he is not obviously handsome.
Ye Junlin's back felt cold, like a glow on his back.
He couldn't imagine what a terrible end he would face if he had no power to resist and stayed alone in the Kingdom of Heavenly Lady...
But he also verified one thing, that is, his luck is indeed incredible, and even activities like guessing are correct.
"Master Ye, you are really talented."
Dongfang Mengyao's eyes were almost filled with love. She looked at this silver-haired young man with a beautiful face and admired his appearance. At the same time, she was completely impressed by his talent.
"and many more,"
Ye Junlin looked strange and looked at the answer on the lantern, "Shopkeeper, why did you make up these six words? Is it intentional or accidental?"
The most handsome author in history?
This name is so narcissistic!
shameless.
It’s so shameless!
Aunt Mei smiled and said, "If this is the pen name of an author, I personally think it is quite special."
Her book "How to Make a Man Fall in Love with You Quickly" is the No. 1 bestseller in the world. Her pen name is simple and elegant, called: Yizhimei.
But now seeing such a self-proclaimed pen name, Aunt Mei feels that she is still too low-key.
Or she should have changed her pen name back then to: The most beautiful author in history!
"Huh~"
After experiencing the embarrassing incident in Lou Chuan, Dongfang Mengyao didn't have a good impression of the book writer. At this moment, she looked at these six characters and said with disdain:
"Who is a serious person who would choose a pen name like this?"
"You look short and weak at first glance!"
heard.
The middle-aged shopkeeper said awkwardly: "Actually, when I was young, I had a dream of publishing a book. Isn't this just to commemorate my lost youth? Please be gentle."
Ye Junlin said seriously: "Shopkeeper, do you have something to hide? In fact, writing a book requires a reserve of knowledge. As long as you are willing to persevere, your dream will eventually come true."
The middle-aged shopkeeper's eyes were swollen and black. He held his waist with one hand, shook his head and sighed, "Sir, how can I persevere in this situation? Every time I struggle to accumulate knowledge, they will brutally squeeze it out." , leaving me with not a drop left.”
"As for writing a book, I really don't have the energy right now!"
Both inside and outside the words are full of helplessness towards reality.
Ye Junlin: "..."
It's hard for me to evaluate your situation.
All I can say is, let’s make do with it!
"Here, here's the prize, it's all yours, sir!" the middle-aged shopkeeper said with a smile.
Ye Junlin took the bag and subconsciously opened it, his face turned dark instantly, "Shopkeeper, are you right?"
"What the hell?" Li Wuzhe came over to take a look curiously, and blurted out: "Damn, what a good thing!"
Hong Qianye also came over to take a look, and then retreated silently, with an intriguing expression on her face.
"Mr. Ye, what's in it?" Dongfang Mengyao noticed something was wrong and stuck her head out to look into the bag. Her pretty face suddenly turned red, and she covered her face and took a few steps back.
The bag is full of animal parts, including bull whips, deer whips, sheep whips, dog whips, horse whips...
Everything can have an aphrodisiac effect!
Nowadays, this big bag is full of these things, so you can imagine how much it is!
The middle-aged shopkeeper said kindly: "Sir, since we are in the land of the goddess of heaven, we should understand that people don't tell secrets. A handsome man like you with extremely good looks needs these good things to support him more."
"Look at me, little brother. When I was young, I was a well-known handsome young man from all over the country. Ever since I came to the imperial capital to work hard, I have been beaten to pieces over the years. In this dangerous place, the most valuable thing in our men's body is our kidneys. !!”
Obviously, when the middle-aged shopkeeper saw Ye Junlin, he seemed to be recalling his high-spirited self when he was young.
What's more, Ye Junlin is much more handsome than he was back then. The middle-aged shopkeeper felt very sympathetic just thinking about what happened to him later.
"Keep it for yourself, I don't need it."
Ye Junlin finished his sentence, decisively threw down the bag and turned around to leave.
Hearing this, the expressions of the girls were meaningful.
unnecessary?
That’s very strong!
"Master Ye, wait for me!"
Even Dongfang Mengyao was surprised and delighted by Ye Junlin's domineering behavior, and her heart was beating wildly.
This is full of absolute confidence in that ability!
Ye Junlin didn't know it yet, but his casual words made all the women extremely excited.
He just thought that this gift was so weird!
It doesn’t matter if you don’t accept it!
Looking at the retreating figure, the middle-aged shopkeeper sighed sadly: "Hey, I'm still too young."
at the same time.
The excitement in the imperial capital continues, even reaching a higher peak.
"Hurry, hurry, the float ceremony is about to begin!"
"I want to see my little brother ride on the float!"
"In this year's float festival, I wonder which young master is the most dazzling?"
"Every time this happens, there will be a rich woman who spends a lot of money to book a float for the man she likes the most and travel together in the imperial capital. Not to mention how beautiful the scene is!"
"Ugh, these days, rich people get married eventually. Among us poor women, which boy is willing to choose us?"
……
Many beautifully dressed women were talking about it and were looking forward to the upcoming float ceremony.
The Float Festival is the most grand festival in the Heavenly Lady Kingdom.
At the last stage of this festival, various floats will appear. Women with strong financial resources will hire a float of their choice for their boyfriends, and then take advantage of this opportunity to ride the float together in the imperial capital. After arriving at the destination, the most popular The welcome male and female pairs can board the Rainbow Bridge prepared by the organizer, overlook the entire imperial capital, and enjoy the endless scenery. It will also become the hottest topic in the Tiannu Kingdom.
After all, being able to take a very handsome man on a float trip would make many girls watching the float ceremony envious.
To put it bluntly, this is a way of expression for those powerful women to satisfy their vanity!
Commoners can only watch it to satisfy their cravings, and then raise their pillows at night, and maybe have a good dream.
This world is so realistic!
"Is there a float to see?" Ye Junlin asked with interest after noticing the change in movement.
It was also the first time for him to see this kind of local special festival.
Subconsciously, Ye Junlin wanted to take out the melon seeds and become a silent melon-eater.
"Young Master Ye!"
Dongfang Mengyao's face turned red, and she mustered up her courage and said, "I, I want to invite you to ride on the float together!"
"Can I do it too?" Ye Junlin was stunned.
Dongfang Mengyao said quickly: "Of course you can, you are worth it!"
This was her first time taking the man she loved on a float.
"Okay, let me experience it."
Ye Junlin thought for a while and agreed.
Anyway.
Come here.
"Really? Are you really willing to ride on the float with me?" Dongfang Mengyao didn't expect happiness to come so quickly, her eyes lit up with little stars, and she said in surprise.
"of course."
Ye Junlin nodded, secretly wondering, why not just take a car to be so excited?
I'm an experienced driver!
