Chapter 584 Funeral
The next day
[You came so early, confinement? It's already here. 】
Hearing the voice, the woman named Yuezi turned around and said, "It's Dad's funeral after all, I dropped what I was doing and rushed over."
When Tsukiko saw Naruto next to Kazuki Futa, she couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.
[Who is this child? ]
Kazuki Futa explained: [I was feeling a little unwell, so I asked this Naruto to attend the funeral on my behalf.]
Naruto put one hand on his waist and the other on the back of his head, and said to Yuezi: [Please take care of me. ]
Huayue Futa said quickly: [So I will go back to the back after I exchange a few pleasantries with everyone.]
[Is that so? But this will is really troublesome. If you laugh at the funeral, you won’t be able to inherit.]
Tsukiko passed by Naruto who looked silly.
【Be careful. 】
Kazuki Futa leaned close to Naruto's ear and whispered: [This is my older sister, Yuezi.]
[She married and moved to the next town five years ago, but I guess she is the one who covets the family property the most.]
Yuezi, who was walking inside, raised her lips in disdain: [It's easy for that kid. ]
far away
On the tree
[Everyone looks greedy.]
As he spoke, Shino grinned in pain, trying not to laugh out loud.
At a certain moment, he suddenly spotted a hunched figure.
【That is……】
at the funeral
In the middle was placed the portrait of Kazuki Tohei, while Naruto and a group of the surviving family members were kneeling on both sides.
【The monk is coming.】
Naruto, who had his eyes and lips tightly closed, opened his eyes.
He turned to look.
Suddenly shocked.
A monk with three hairs on his head walked in.
Naruto looked at the three hairs on the monk's head and was stunned, almost laughing out loud.
As the monk knelt down, a hair on his head floated down.
Naruto's cheeks puffed up as he tried hard not to laugh out loud.
……
Somewhere in the ninja world
Boruto covered his mouth.
"Kukukuku..."
"Oh no, Dad's mission is going to fail!"
Future Sasuke's mouth twitched.
on screen
Naruto turned around and looked at Kazuki Futa who was hiding behind him, communicating with him with his eyes.
"Why did you choose to find such a monk..."
Huayue Futa quickly waved his hands, indicating that this had nothing to do with him.
'How do I know? This is not the same monk as the one we agreed on.'
Naruto just turned his head back and saw the monk staring at him.
The monk bowed to him and another hair fell off his head.
At this moment, Naruto's cheeks were as big as his butt.
'You can't laugh! You can't laugh!'
The survivors around him seemed like demons with red eyes, whispering in his ears constantly.
"Laugh, laugh, laugh..."
The monk with only one hair left on his head said: [Then I will start. ]
Naruto forced his bulging cheeks back, and saw the last hair on the monk's head fly away.
Naruto couldn't hold it in any longer, so he held his stomach and laughed out loud twice.
"Clang!" The sound of a wooden barrel falling to the ground and laughter rang out at the same time.
【a ha ha ha! 】
The survivors all turned their heads to look outside.
【what sound? 】
【Is it the wind that blows? 】
Yuezi looked at Naruto who was still looking up with his mouth wide open, and asked seriously: "Naruto, did you just laugh out loud?"
Naruto quickly straightened up and denied: [No, I didn't laugh at all.]
Yuezi looked at Wu who was standing opposite her: [Wu, did you hear that? ]
[I don’t know. I just heard the bucket fall over.]
Yuezi closed her eyes.
【never mind. 】
Naruto wiped the sweat from his forehead and breathed a sigh of relief.
'Escaped.'
……
Pure Land
Madara was speechless.
"Is this what they call a horrific, creepy thing?"
What on earth was he expecting?
"Hmph, boring stuff."
Ninja World
"It was a close call. The mission almost failed."
"Naruto's weird sense of humor... I don't understand what's so funny about it."
"Hahaha! I laughed so hard!"
"This is just the beginning."
on screen
Naruto looked outside.
After seeing the parasitic bugs outside the barrel, he was stunned.
"It's Shino, thank you."
Ah Wu placed the altar behind the monk, bowed to the people on both sides and said: [Please come forward in order.]
A man stood up and walked towards the altar.
【Then I'll go first. 】
The man came to the altar, squatted down suddenly, and with a "click", his pants ripped open, revealing the blue thong underneath.
Naruto's cheeks puffed up instantly.
……
Somewhere in the ninja world
Boruto slapped his thigh.
"Hahaha!"
"This time, Dad's mission is bound to fail."
Ninja World
“I was shocked!”
"The methods used by rich people are really dirty."
"These pants are of terrible quality! Where did you buy them? Do you have any other styles?"
on screen
Naruto's ears seemed to be filled with the whispers of the devil.
"Laugh, laugh, laugh..."
A thin man looked at Naruto's current state and spoke slowly: [No, this won't make him laugh.]
As he said this, the thin man Qing Bao stood up.
【I'll go add some fuel to the fire.】
Naruto looked at the twisting butt and pursed his lips tightly.
"Don't laugh! Don't laugh! Don't laugh!"
After a while, the man who was shaking his butt realized that he still couldn't make Naruto laugh, so he had to leave.
Kiyoshi walked over to the altar and glanced at Naruto.
Qing Bao snorted in disdain in his heart.
"Just this little brat, watch me use that trick to make him laugh to death."
Naruto gritted his teeth.
'Is this guy also up to something?'
'Whatever I do, I won't laugh!'
Qingbao's nose twitched, as if he was about to sneeze.
Yuezi's lips curled up.
"Kiyohashi..."
Sweat dripped down the faces of the survivors around them.
"Qing Bao...Qing Bao is going to use that trick."
Naruto's eyes were full of determination.
"No matter what I do, I..."
"You must not laugh!"
Qing Bao finally sneezed.
After Qingbao sneezed, a rose appeared from his nostrils.
Qing Bao turned to look at Naruto: [Make a flower. 】
Naruto:!!!
Naruto's cheeks instantly puffed up into a ball.
'You can't laugh! You can't laugh!'
"You must not laugh!"
……
Pure Land
Kushina: "Puff!"
“Hahahaha, that’s so funny!”
"He looks so serious..."
The corner of Izuna's mouth twitched.
"If it was at the scene, it would be really hard to hold back..."
Tobirama said disdainfully: "What a cheap joke."
Ninja World
"The main goal is to catch the enemy by surprise."
"Naruto can hold back like this?"
"If it were me, I would definitely burst out laughing, hahahaha."
"boring."
"If you keep holding your cheeks together, they're going to explode."
"If it was Shino, would you be amused?"
on screen
Tsukiko glanced at Naruto beside her.
'It's still holding up.'
'But how long can you hold out?'
She glanced at everyone present.
'Everyone, make him laugh before the funeral is over.'
……
(ps: I'll just write 2,000 words today. I have a terrible headache and a stiff neck. I'm not in good shape to begin with and feel awful. This may be because I fell asleep last night before my hair was dry.)
