Chapter 585: Golden Dangdang

on screen

In the forest

Shino hid behind a tree and observed secretly.

"That old woman is..."

in memory

When the old woman passed by him, she said to him and Naruto in a gloomy tone: [In Honyoshi Village, even the dead can laugh. ]

[If you laugh along, you’re done. ]

Memories to this point

Shino's cheeks twitched as he tried hard to suppress the urge to laugh out loud.

'What is she doing here?'

Thinking of this, Shino couldn't help but coughed dryly.

【who is it? 】

Shino quickly covered his mouth.

'Oops! ’

【It turned out to be Ah Wu. 】

Shino stuck his head out and looked at Wu who was standing in front of the old woman not far away.

at the funeral

A man was dancing exaggeratedly.

Naruto tried hard to hold back his laughter.

In the forest

The old woman put a can into Ah Wu's hand and said to her: "Just add this to everyone's tea and it will be done."

【But……】

The old woman continued: [This way everything will fall into place. ]

But at this moment.

【Hahahaha! That’s hard to say.】

Shino came out with his hands in his pockets.

The old woman was startled: [You are...]

……

Ninja World

"Shino came out because he couldn't help laughing, right?"

"I said there was something wrong with this Ah Wu! I didn't expect that the old lady I met at the beginning also had a problem."

"Does this old woman want to poison the survivors and let Wu inherit all the inheritance?"

"Naruto and Shino are having a hard time trying to hold back laughter."

on screen

【Shino? 】

Shino laughed twice more.

[I heard everything you said.]

After saying that, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.

at the funeral

The surviving people, who looked all kinds of strange, were already exhausted.

Tsukiko looked at Naruto next to her and gritted her teeth.

"I'm not willing to accept this."

"As long as this guy laughs, I can also share the property."

Naruto closed his eyes and turned his head to the survivors and said: "Thank you all for coming today. I would like to thank you all on behalf of the deceased. 】

'So, mission accomplished.'

……

Ninja World

"You didn't laugh?"

"I'm shocked. Naruto has been able to endure this long?"

"At critical moments, Naruto is still very reliable."

"These people are really... doing such a crazy thing at a funeral just for money."

on screen

at the funeral

In the booth behind Naruto.

Huayue Futa slumped on the ground.

'It seems that there was no danger.'

'As soon as the monk returns, the funeral is over.'

But at this moment.

【Please slow down.】

Naruto was stunned and looked at Tsukiko beside him.

【Let my husband say thank you too. 】

【Come on, husband.】

The slightly plump man next to Yuezi stood up, walked to the monk and bowed slightly.

Then he unbuckled his belt and lifted his clothes to expose his belly.

The belly, which was painted into a face with oil paint, bounced up and down, and made a childish and funny sound.

Thank you for coming today.

Everyone was stunned.

The husband who was in confinement was twisting his belly, and the face painted on it was particularly funny.

【Today's funeral was great. 】

【I am very touched by this. 】

Yuezi took out a water gun and sprayed it on her husband's belly.

The oil paint on the eyes was soaked by water and slid down two traces, making it look like a tearful face.

[I can't help but cry. 】

Naruto:!

The monk in front of the confinement husband couldn't help but burst out laughing.

In the cubicle, Huayue Futa couldn't help but cover his mouth and laugh.

"That Yuezi guy actually went this far."

He covered his mouth and laughed while praying in his heart: "Naruto, just hold on until this is over."

'Hold on! Hold on!'

……

Ninja World

"Pfft! Yuezi's husband used his ultimate move, hahahaha!"

"Why are there always these boring things? What about the shocking incidents? Are these the ones you're referring to?"

"Neither the monk nor Kagetsu Futa could hold back."

"As long as Huayue Futa cannot inherit the estate, the estate can be distributed among the survivors. It's not Huayue Futa's fault that he is targeted by everyone."

"Don't hold it in and get hurt."

on screen

Naruto was holding back tears and he squeezed his thighs hard.

'No! It doesn't hurt at all!'

"Recalling sad memories at a time like this..."

The image of a pouting Jiraiya surfaced in his mind.

Naruto's face began to sweat.

'Why did the lecherous immortal pop up at this time!'

Yuezi turned her head and looked at him with a smile on her face.

[Okay, let’s finish him off in one go.]

Thinking about it, she continued to use the water gun.

呲呲呲.

The husband twisted his belly during the confinement period.

[Oh no, my face is all red from crying. 】

【What nonsense are you talking about.】

Yuezi stood up and walked to her husband, pulled his clothes off, and then pulled off her husband's wig.

On top of the husband’s head, there is also a face painted with oil paint, but this face is even more weird.

[Isn't your face here? ]

Naruto was trying so hard to hold back his laughter that he rolled his eyes.

'No, I can't.'

【Hahaha……】

There was a sound of wild laughter, but no one noticed it.

In the cubicle, Kagetsu Futa covered his mouth with tears streaming down his face.

‘It’s over. ’

Yuezi looked at Naruto with pride, his cheeks puffed up like a ball.

‘It’s done! ’

【Ha ha ha ha……】

The sound of this wild laughter finally caught Yuezi's attention.

She looked at the person who was laughing wildly and felt incredible.

【Dad?】

Kazuki Futa opened the door of the compartment and looked shocked.

[You are not dead! Dad! ]

The little girl who played Ah Wu shouted: [Brothers and sisters, stop quarreling. Dad hates us quarreling.]

Then the actor who plays Kazuki Futa said: [I thought of a funny joke. ]

The actress who plays Yuezi also said: [I also thought of a funny one. ]

Yuezi looked at the three people who were talking and muttered in confusion: [What are they doing? Where did they come from?]

The actor who plays Futa Kazuki points his thumb at himself: [I have to make my dad laugh first.]

The actress who plays Yuezi pushed the man: [I'll make you laugh first, brother, go away.]

The little girl Awu beside the brother and sister said anxiously: [Stop arguing, we can’t quarrel. ]

Kagetsu Fujihei laughed and stood up.

[Just as Ah Wu said, we can’t quarrel, we can’t quarrel. ]

He walked towards the three actors: [Futa, Yuezi.]

Yuezi whispers: [Fuuta? Yuezi?]

【Hearing this...】

[It is indeed the same as when we were kids. ]

Kazuki Fujihei took out a small brass bell and struck it, then began to sing.

[Don’t quarrel! The kettle is an iron kettle! My mom doesn’t like citrus! Don’t be a pervert, drink the wine hot! My wife’s private money is kept in the vault! ]

[My crotch is golden.]

Everyone present couldn't help but laugh.

Kagetsu Fujihira sang and danced.

【Golden clang clang! 】

Naruto laughed until tears came out.

……

Rain Country

Xiao Organization

Kakuzu's eyes were filled with a hint of aggression.

"It's gold? Really?"

Pure Land

Madara was disappointed that he didn't see the ghost.