Chapter 586: Ci Xian
on screen
With Kazuki Fujihei's humor, the atmosphere at the scene eased a lot.
Huayue Futa smiled and said: [That’s true. When we were young, we were often amused by our father’s jokes.]
Yuezi also laughed and said: [It's been a long time since I laughed at my dad's jokes. ]
[This is it. This is what I want to see. ]
This sudden sound instantly made the scene quiet.
Everyone turned to look at the old woman who said this outside.
And next to the old woman was standing Ah Wu.
The old woman reached out and took off the disguise mask on her head, revealing her original face.
It was actually Kazuki Fujihei himself.
Everyone was stunned.
Naruto: [Huh?]
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Ninja World
"what?"
"Wait! My head is a little confused."
"Is this old lady the real Kagetsu Fujihei? So, the one just now was..."
on screen
Huayue Fengtai was surprised and asked: [Dad?]
[Then this one is……]
Parasitic bugs emerged from the original Kazuki Fujihira's body, and with a "bang" and smoke rising, it turned back into the original Shino's appearance.
……
Somewhere in the ninja world
Future Sasuke understood.
So Shino is the one with the golden crotch?
Boruto couldn't help laughing: "So Mr. Shino is so good at telling jokes."
on screen
Shino slowly spoke: [Laughing, stopped.]
【Shino? 】
Kagetsu Fujihei walked in.
[I'm sorry, everyone. I thought that if it weren't for my funeral, you wouldn't come.]
[So I asked Ah Wu to make many preparations and arranged such a funeral. ]
The shock on Kazuki Futa and Tsukiko's faces has not yet disappeared.
[Is it really Dad? You are not dead, right? ]
【Why do you do this? 】
Kagetsu Fujihei closed his eyes: [Before, when we didn’t know that the herbs in the mountains could be exchanged for money, our family was poor but full of laughter.]
[However, knowing that herbs are valuable, we became rich people, and all we talked about was money, money, money. The smiles disappeared from everyone's faces.]
[I want to remind everyone what is truly important and bring back the smiles of my family.]
[I think as long as I leave such a ridiculous suicide note, everyone will try to make Futa laugh, and then not only Futa, but everyone will laugh together, how great is that? ]
【Having money does not equal happiness. Happiness is when everyone can live happily together. 】
After hearing what Kazuki Fujihei said, everyone fell into deep thought.
【I recall now.】
Hearing what Huayue Futa said, everyone in the field turned to look at him.
A smile appeared on Kazuki Futa's face: [Sure enough, the smile is the most important thing. 】
Yuezi also said: [Yes. To be honest, I am tired of being manipulated by money. ]
Huayue Futa pointed at her and laughed: [You are kidding, you love talking about money the most. ]
Yuezi retorted: [I am not talking about money? ]
She picked up the small brass bell and flicked it lightly with her fingers.
【I am talking about this clock.】
Everyone laughed again, including Yuezi herself.
Especially Naruto, he laughed so hard that tears came out.
There was a burst of laughter in the mansion.
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Ninja World
"The atmosphere suddenly became harmonious. Even Yuezi started telling jokes. Zhong and Qian have the same pronunciation."
"Tsk, Kagetsu Fujihei also knew that the suicide note he left behind was ridiculous? The key is that those relatives took it seriously."
"It's boring, but it's better than the depressing things that are going to happen in the future."
on screen
Kazuki Fujihei took out the medicine jar from his arms.
Naruto asked in confusion: [Could this be...]
[It's a laughing drug, and it's just a prototype. ]
[I knew that if I told him that I could hire a replacement, Fuuta would definitely find someone who couldn't smile to replace me, so I decided to test the effect on that person first.]
[If no one laughs at the funeral until the end, I plan to mix this into everyone's tea to make them laugh.]
【But……】
in memory
Shino lowered his head and said with a muffled laugh: [Using drugs to force people to laugh is meaningless.]
【Because they are not happy from the bottom of their hearts. 】
As soon as he finished speaking, he couldn't help but throw his head back and burst out laughing.
After laughing twice, he looked at Huayue Futa and Awu: [On the contrary, they are crying in their hearts. ]
【Just like me now. 】
End of memories
Kazuki Futa and Mai waved goodbye to Naruto and Shino.
On the road
Naruto asked: [How do I calculate this mission? ]
[It should be successful, right? Because I think that the Hokage should know the actual content of the commission. ]
【Hey, hey.】
Naruto jogged a few steps to catch up with Shino.
[The first old man was you, Shino, right? 】
[So, the ‘my crotch is golden’ is you…]
Shino grabbed Naruto's collar and threatened him viciously: "Forget it."
【Absolutely forget it. 】
Naruto was frightened by Shino's expression: [I know.]
Shino let go of Naruto's collar.
【That's good. 】
Naruto looked at Shino's back speechlessly.
[I feel like I still can’t get along with him. ]
……
Ninja World
"You never made me laugh before, but Naruto finally made me laugh."
"Don't worry Shino, all of us in the ninja world will forget about it together."
"Brother Shino is Little Jindangdang."
"I didn't see Naruto get scared by the ghost. So disappointed."
on screen
Title: [Ci Xian Chapter]
early morning
Naruto's house
Kawaki held his chin with one hand, staring at the vase that was glued in front of him in a daze.
The door was suddenly pushed open.
Boruto said to him: [Well, I'm going to practice. ]
After saying that, he smiled and said, "Just stay at home with my dad and love each other."
Kawaki turned his head away and snorted.
【Childish ghost.】
In the aisle
Naruto yawned.
【Why am I so sleepy today? 】
The Nine-Tailed Fox in his body said: [I should be the one saying this, because I was meddling in that kid’s business. ]
【Well? 】
Jiuwei laughed: [Nothing. Don't bother me, I want to sleep for a while.]
[Okay, okay. 】
As soon as Naruto walked into the living room, he saw Kawaki lying on the ground looking for something, and was a little confused: [Kawaki? What are you doing? ]
Kawaki stood up and explained: [There is still one piece of the vase missing. ]
Perhaps because he was too sleepy, Naruto closed his eyes and said: [Then I guess it's long gone, after all, Himawari cleans up every day. ]
[Maybe, but I have to confirm it myself, otherwise it will always be on my mind.]
Naruto put his hands on his hips and walked behind him.
[By the way, I feel that this is enough, it is almost a perfect recovery. ]
Kawaki turned his head and said to him: [How can a leaky vase with a hole in it be perfect? ]
Without waiting for Naruto to say anything, Kawaki continued: [With your casual and perfunctory attitude, it's no wonder Boruto always yells at you. ]
Naruto scratched the back of his head and smiled sheepishly: [Really.]
[It feels like I have a strict son.]
Kawaki was stunned for a moment, then turned his face away.
【I……】
【I am not your son. 】
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