Chapter 334: A string of three-color balls caused a father-recognition accident
Why does Itachi call Lazy Sheep dad?
I guess I have to start from the beginning...
[Is this child Itachi? How come he has become so small...]
Lazy Sheep looked curiously at the weasel sitting motionless on the ground.
At this moment, Itachi not only turned into the same person he was when he was a child, but also looked somewhat demented;
Even though Lazy Sheep had been standing in front of him for most of the day, Itachi did not react at all.
"Itachi, Naruto and Nizhu, please let me take you out~"
"..."
"Did you hear what I said, Itachi?"
"..."
"I'm going to take you out~"
"..."
No matter what Lazy Sheep said, Itachi didn't respond at all.
Lazy Sheep: (ー ー゛)... What should I do if he doesn't reply to me? !
Lazy Sheep stood there in great embarrassment. Before this, he had never thought that he would encounter such a situation, let alone think about how to deal with it.
But soon...
【For a great meal! 】
My lazy brother decided to take the risk. He stretched out his hand and was ready to pick up Itachi and take him away from here by force.
However, as soon as Lazy Sheep got started, he discovered that Itachi's butt seemed to be rooted, and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get it off the ground.
Lazy Sheep: (ー_ー)!!
It seems like this is the first time that my lazy brother has been defeated by someone else after so many years of dominating the ninja world.
And this person has regressed to the stage of a toddler...
Emmm...this is difficult to comment.
I can't explain it, and I can't hold it...
Are we just going to give up?
As a sheep that has fallen into traps countless times for a bite of food, I, Lazy Brother, say:
It is impossible to give up!
Is there anything in this world that can be more tempting than a meal cooked by Big Gray Wolf himself? !
Since forcing the baby to be taken away doesn’t work, I, Lazy Brother, will try another method!
Anyway, this feast prepared by Big Bad Wolf himself...I, Lazy Brother, will definitely eat it!
……
[I remember Itachi's favorite food is... three-color meatballs, right? ]
As a foodie, another way I thought of was food temptation.
When Lazy Sheep took out a string of delicious three-color meatballs and placed them in front of Itachi, Itachi still did not stand up from the ground, but his nose twitched inadvertently.
Lazy Sheep: (σ≧?▽?≦?)σ. It looks like there is hope~
So I, the lazy brother, stopped hesitating and stuffed the whole string of three-color meatballs into the itachi's mouth.
Little did he know that his thrust seemed to have caused Itachi, who had just looked idiotic, to turn on a strange switch...
"Is it delicious? Do you want to eat more? Then..."
"father!"
Itachi: ?(???????)?~
Lazy Sheep: (((o(*?▽?*)o)))? ! !
When the weasel called out "Dad" in a clear and loud voice, my lazy brother was stunned.
What the hell? What the hell?!
What's wrong with Itachi?!
How come he suddenly recognized me as his father? !
Could it be that... Itachi secretly went to the Sheep Village without telling anyone and had a private conversation with the fifty-nine good boys that Lazy Sheep was forced to accept? !
“…First of all, I’m not your father;
Secondly, Itachi, what the hell is wrong with you?!"
"Dad, I want to eat this too!"
Itachi held up a bare wooden skewer, the three-colored balls on it already having gone into his stomach.
"You can eat it, but I need to explain it to you clearly..."
"father!"
"I already told you I'm not your father!"
"father!"
"Are you even listening to me?!"
“Dad, dad, dad…Dad!”
Lazy Sheep: (*?????)……
I have never felt as helpless as I do now.
It turns out that children are such unreasonable, stubborn, and frustrating... they are terrifying creatures.
(Itachi: Don't call me Itachi, please call me kid brother.)
Facing Itachi who kept calling him "Dad", my lazy brother knew that this was no longer something he could handle alone...
We must ask for external help!
We must find a way to make Itachi change his words before Jizukuji knows that his brother calls him dad!
otherwise……
I'm afraid there will be an extra grilled lamb on Erzhuzi's dining table tonight.
Thinking of this, Lazy Sheep, who knew Erzhuzi's hot temper, couldn't help but shudder.
He immediately left Itachi, who was still calling "Dad", and went outside to discuss countermeasures with Naruto, but unexpectedly...
"Huh?! Why am I still here?"
Lazy Sheep: (ー_ー)!!
Logically speaking, as long as I am willing, I can freely enter and exit other people's consciousness space at any time, but why now...
Lazy Sheep realized belatedly that his ability to "daydream" suddenly failed, and the reason for this phenomenon is most likely because...
"Where are you going, Dad?!"
My lazy brother realized that his poopy head was being destroyed by two sinful little hands;
It turned out that the kid's weasel had quietly climbed onto his head at some point, and was constantly playing with his poopy head, occasionally pulling a handful of wool and stuffing it into its mouth.
"Dad, you smell so good..."
"Pah, pah! Daddy doesn't taste good!"
"Dad, I want to eat that too!"
……
After arriving in the Ninja World, Lazy Sheep, who got addicted to barbecue, never thought that there would be a day when he would become a piece of meat in someone else's mouth...
……
Lazy Sheep was absolutely sure that before the little brother Itachi touched his body, his ability of "daydreaming" could still be used.
Then...the scheming frog touches your belly!
The reason why my ability suddenly failed must be because I had physical contact with this naughty kid!
Lazy Sheep: (??v?v??)...
"get down!"
"do not want!"
"Come down, I'll give you something delicious!"
"Don't don't!"
Lazy Sheep: (▼皿▼#)!!!
My lazy brother is angry!
So...
The Mangekyo didn't react, the Wood Release didn't react, the Pikachu Fruit...
My lazy brother went completely emo. He found that as long as this naughty kid lay on him, he couldn't use any strength.
The chief of Sheep Village, Mr. Qianshou Zhenlan, suffered the biggest Waterloo since he came to this world.
Lazy Sheep: ??^??...Woo woo woo ~
……
"Itachi, look what this is?!"
"Three-color balls! Dad, I want them (′?w?｀)!"
Lazy Sheep: (○′?д?)? Go away!
Little kid brother*itachi: e=e=( °▽°)? Meatball!
The naughty kid finally left my lazy brother's mind for a short while and chased after the three-colored meatballs he had been dreaming about!
【good chance! 】
My lazy brother's eyes flashed with a gleam and he was about to get away, but he didn't expect that the next moment the little boy with the three-colored balls in his hand *Weasel would lie back on his head again.
My lazy brother: (???) …
Do you have to move so fast?!
Fuck! (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻!!!
In desperation, my lazy brother only had time to gather a little power from the Shining Fruit and sent a single message to the outside world -
【Help! ! ! ! 】
