Chapter 335: Life is hard~
Everyone in Akatsuki: →_→……
After listening to Lazy Sheep's story, everyone present gave Uchiha Fugaku a look full of sympathy.
I just want to ask...
About how the eldest son not only regained his youth, but also called a little fat sheep "Dad" because of a string of three-color meatballs...
What do you think of Mr. Uchiha Fugaku as your biological father?
Uchiha Fugaku's mood at the moment is also quite complicated. If he really has to say... it should be a mixture of joy and anger.
The good news is that Itachi, the unfilial son, is indeed not dead, but just lives in a different life form;
What makes me angry is... this unfilial son quietly recognized a sheep as his father!
The key point is that this Yang Dad is, in a sense, his younger brother’s younger brother!
Uchiha Fugaku: (? Benefit?) Fuck!!!
It’s better for an unfilial son like this to drown in a cesspool!
At this moment, Uchiha Fugaku completely forgot that he almost ripped Naruto's skull off because Itachi was about to die.
(Naruto: ?_?……)
Scientific research shows that:
No matter where you are in the world, when the child you raised with great difficulty leaves you for various reasons...
At this time, the old father would always miss the rebellious son from time to time;
But when that rebellious son really appeared in front of his old father... the loving old father could always find various reasons to pull out the seven wolves from his waist, hang him on the beam and beat him hard!
Naruto named this conclusion - The same living father in different worlds.
……
In the end, Uchiha Fugaku decided to settle accounts with Itachi, the unfilial son, later on regarding the matter of recognizing Lazy Sheep as his father.
Because there is now... a more important issue in front of him that needs to be figured out quickly...
Uchiha Fugaku turned his head and looked at Naruto. The scarlet Mangekyo made Naruto feel creepy.
"So what happened to Itachi?!"
It just so happened that Uchiha Fugaku asked this question, and Naruto also asked the system in his mind at almost the same time.
The answer from the system is...
[When Itachi was performing the last step of the Body Forging Technique, he used too much force and actually sacrificed a part of his soul.
This resulted in a lack of sufficient soul power after his soul was transformed into an artifact spirit, so he degenerated into his childhood and lost his previous memories. 】
When Naruto read out the system's answer to Uchiha Fugaku...
The old father was completely silent.
After a long time, Uchiha Fugaku asked again.
"Can his memory be restored?"
"It is definitely possible, that is..."
With Naruto's sudden pause, the old father's heart was instantly hanging in the air.
"Just what?!"
"It's just that the recovery time is a bit long, maybe three to five months..."
Uchiha Fugaku:?_?……
Isn't it just three to five months?
This little bit of time is nothing to you all? !
"...Of course, it may take three to five hundred years."
Uchiha Fugaku: ????ДO??? What the hell?!
Before his heart could even settle down, it was shattered to pieces by Naruto's addition.
Three to five hundred years...by that time, his and his mother's remains will have turned to ashes!
...I can’t tolerate this. This is absolutely intolerable!
"Can't you think of a way to get Itachi back to health as soon as possible?!
I don’t want to hear that rebellious son calling a sheep “Dad” until the day I die! "
Uchiha Fugaku rushed forward, pressed Naruto's shoulders and shook him wildly.
Uchiha Fugaku: (╬??皿??)!!!
Naruto: (?o?o?) Dizzy~
"I know, I know. I'll find a way... Stop it now, Uncle Fugaku!"
Naruto felt that if Uchiha Fugaku didn't stop, he would probably be close to meeting his grandmother ??^??……
……
"Before Itachi recovers his memory, don't even think about getting him out of these eyeballs. Keeping him inside will actually help him recover his memory."
After hearing Naruto's instructions, Uchiha Fugaku and Nibashi nodded repeatedly, and hurried home with their eyes rolled back.
They had to tell Uchiha Mikoto and Uchiha Izumi as soon as possible the good news that Itachi was not dead... or rather, not completely dead.
……
"Master, is this how you teamed up with them to plot against your apprentice?!"
Boruto Uzumaki patted the big pillar's shoulder and said with a teasing look on his face.
Big pillar: (ー_ー)......(ー_O) Stare! ! !
The effect of using the Nine-magatama Samsara Eye to perform illusions is great, and Boruto Uzumaki fell asleep immediately.
Dazhuzi immediately picked up his stupid apprentice who had fainted and walked towards the cattle and horse farm.
Well... I'll use my newfound abilities to help my silly apprentice rewrite his memory. The transformation plan tailored for him by his father in this world can still go on!
……
"No wonder you adopted this sheep as your son...
One of you is recognized as a son all over the world, and the other one has people rushing to recognize him as a father from time to time...
Wow, it’s absolutely amazing, it’s absolutely amazing!”
Luosha: (?w?)hiahiahia ~
Whitebeard Dad: (ー_ー)!!
The white-bearded old man punched Luo Sha's head into the ground, then pulled him out of the ground, carried him on his shoulders, and walked towards the river where they often went fishing.
Whitebeard Daddy: Assholes with mental problems like this need to be washed in water frequently o(￣ヘ￣o)...
……
The people who gathered on the training ground to watch the fun gradually dispersed.
This matter seems to have been perfectly resolved, but in fact...
"Why am I so miserable~"
Naruto complained quietly while activating Flying Thunder God to hurry on his way.
Naruto has not forgotten that there is still a mess left in the Iron Country~
Although after such a commotion, Naruto's plan could be said to have been torn to pieces by himself and Uchiha Fugaku himself;
But Naruto felt that he still needed to try again.
just in case……
Can he really convince the residents of the Iron Kingdom to join? !
……
"Lord Raikage, we have now confirmed that Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Fugaku have left the Land of Iron."
"very good."
A gleam of light flashed across the eyes of the Fourth Raikage Ai.
"Notify them to launch an official attack on the Iron Country tomorrow morning... This is our village's last hope to escape the current predicament, and we must not let it fail."
"Understood. I will inform them right away."
"Wait a minute... When we attack the Iron Kingdom tomorrow morning, let the Genin and Chunin in the village go up and test it first."
"But……"
Even though the Iron Country is only a small country in the Ninja World,
However, in a battle to attack a country, it is impossible to achieve any results relying solely on Genin and Chunin.
This arrangement is undoubtedly to make them...
"It's settled. This is the decision of me, the Fourth Raikage Ai... Just inform them."
"……Yes."
