Chapter 367 Go call your leader

"From the moment I drew this thing, I knew that I, Uzumaki Naruto, would no longer be a salted fish, but... a salted fish that possesses the power of the Tremor-Tremor Fruit!"

[?_?... Then it's still salted fish...]

“No, you don’t understand the dog system.

Ever since I recognized Whitebeard as my father, I have had a dream, which is to have the same power as him!

Now this long-cherished wish has finally been fulfilled..."

System: ?_?...It’s just a Tremor-Tremor Fruit, what’s there to be excited about?

"...When I have back pain in the future, I can just lie still and give myself a massage."

System: (ー_ー)!!

[Such a terrifying ability in the hands of Whitebeard, in the hands of you, Uzumaki Naruto, can only be reduced to an automatic massager... Is the Tremor-Tremor Fruit so shameless? !

And if it's just for a massage, why don't you let Hinata help you massage?!

...So what on earth are you excited about, you idiot...】

There were so many complaints that the system didn't even know what to say for a moment.

but……

[…Host, are you sure you want to eat the Tremor-Tremor Fruit like this? ]

"Yeah, this stuff doesn't taste good, so I decided to swallow it... Any problem?"

System: (ーー゛)…

It's fine to swallow it, but the problem is that you stuffed such a big Tremor-Tremor Fruit down your throat... Aren't you afraid of choking to death, idiot? !

After a period of difficult swallowing, the Zhenzhen Fruit finally went into his stomach.

Feeling the power of the Tremor-Tremor Fruit gradually rising in his body, Naruto couldn't help but moan.

"Oh~~~ That's it. This massage power that works all the time... It feels so good!"

Naruto: ?乛?乛?~

Tremor-Tremor Fruit? ... Massage Fruit?! ! !

system:?_?……

If Whitebeard knew this, he would probably beat his adopted son Naruto to death, right?

……

"Okay, now it's time to use the next thing."

Naruto rubbed his hands together excitedly.

After completing the task of teaching Uzumaki Boruto, the system gave two diamond ten-draw tickets... a full twenty draws!

As a result, apart from the legendary Tremor-Tremor Fruit, there were only two guaranteed mythical items, and the remaining seventeen items were all below legendary level and not very useful.

As expected, non-Africans can only survive by eating the guaranteed food...

There are two mythical items. Naruto thinks he can't use one of them for the time being...but the other one is interesting:

[Eternal Altar (Mythical Level): The user can sacrifice anything they possess as a sacrifice in exchange for a similar item of a higher level than the sacrifice.

Note: To offer a sacrifice, you only need to shout out the name of the thing you want to offer three times;

This altar is a one-time item, which will be destroyed after use and cannot be obtained again;

As long as the user has it, anything can be sacrificed. 】

Naruto's first reaction when he drew this Eternal Altar was:

[What a good thing! I have to keep it well. It might be very useful in the future...]

The second reaction is:

[No, with this thing, maybe I can... hehehehehe~]

"System, take out the Eternal Altar."

As Naruto's words fell, the Eternal Altar appeared in front of Naruto.

The square altar, which is one meter high, exudes a mysterious and noble purple halo, as if foreshadowing its endless possibilities.

"...Dog System, you said that for something like this that requires sacrifice to be used, where will the items used for sacrifice end up?"

System: ⊙_⊙???

[Emm...Originally, I shouldn't tell this to the host, but we have a good relationship after all~

Since you want to know, this system will tell you honestly.

In fact, everything you sacrifice, host, will eventually enter the warehouse of the System Administration Bureau and be redistributed as a reward to other system hosts...】

“Is the System Administration the place where the system is when you’re not in my head?

Or... this System Administration Bureau is your real workplace?"

[Hmm~]

Naruto: ?乛?乛?~

"Then I'm relieved... Dog system, get ready~"

System: ⊙_⊙ What does that mean? ? ?

Just when the system was at a loss for words, Naruto shouted three times at the Eternal Altar:

"Sacrifice the system in my head!"

System: Σ(っ °Д °;)っHoly shit...holy shit? !

The misty purple light gradually enveloped the system itself.

At the last moment of being teleported away, the system heard Naruto say this:

"Dog system, go call your leader≧?≦~"

……

System Administration.

"Director, I have something urgent to discuss with you... Can you come in?"

"Enter."

"Director..."

"Sit down and tell me what's going on."

"That's right... We just received something sacrificed by the host of the 3117th Naruto World..."

"Just receive it and put it directly into the warehouse."

The director was obviously unhappy and interrupted his subordinate directly.

"You have to come to the director to report such a trivial matter... You have nothing to do after eating, right?!"

"No, that's not it... Because the things offered up this time are a little special, so I..."

Tongzi, who works for the director, had just arrived at the System Management Bureau when he was confronted by the director... He was so scared that he even stuttered when he spoke.

Director: (ー`′ー)? ! !

"Special? How special?!

We have seen all kinds of strange sacrifices from the system, I want to hear what could scare you like this."

"It's 3117..."

"This director knows that it was the host of the 3117th Hokage World who made the sacrifice. You don't need to repeat it in front of this director."

"No, I'm talking about the ace system of our bureau's executive department, the senior with number 3117."

"…What did you say?"

"It's the 3117-senpai who is in charge of the 3117th Hokage world."

Director: What the hell?! This is... He has never seen it before.

……

Director: ?_?……

system:(???;) ……