Chapter 368: The Dog System is about to undergo an epic enhancement
[Why hasn’t it come yet... Is there something wrong with my way of offering sacrifice?
No, everything was done according to the instructions for using this altar...】
Seeing that there was no movement for a long time after sacrificing the dog system, Naruto was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan, circling around the Eternal Altar.
At this moment, the Eternal Altar suddenly shone brightly, and a round spherical creature the size of a basketball gradually condensed above the altar.
【coming! 】
Naruto: (′?w?｀)~
[Damn... I said at the time that things like the Eternal Altar should not be placed in the lottery pool, otherwise something bad will happen sooner or later;
But the idiots above refused to listen... Now something has happened, and even this director has been kidnapped.]
Director: ??^??……
"Are you the leader of the dog system?"
"Are you the host who sacrificed 3117?"
One person and one unified spoke almost at the same time.
Naruto: (ー ー゛)…
[3117? Is that the number of the dog system? Or is dog system better?]
"Yes, I am." x2
Naruto: (ー_ー)!!
Is this such a tacit understanding?!
Naruto suddenly didn't want the dog system to come back...
Everyone was silent for a long time, and finally the director spoke first.
"I heard from 3117 that you wanted to see me, right?"
"Yes."
Naruto nodded frantically.
"So... are you okay?"
The director seemed a little... annoyed.
God knows why Naruto could see from the big white ball of light that he was in some pain at the moment.
"Leader, I want to report it!
I suspect the dog system is taking kickbacks from me!"
Director: ?_?…That’s it?
[Looking at the entire system world, is there any system that does not take kickbacks?
Who would be willing to help you hosts if they don't take kickbacks?
Just because of this... you kidnapped the director here?! 】
The director began to wonder if the host 3117 brought this time had a problem with his brain...
But at this moment he didn't want to argue too much with Naruto. Without him as the director, there was a high probability that there would be a big mess (he thought).
"Got it, I'll deal with him when I get back.
If there is nothing else, I will leave first. "
After saying these two words, the director planned to use his special authority to return to the System Management Bureau.
Then he discovered that his special permissions had expired.
Director: (((o(*?▽?*)o))) What’s going on? ! !
Naruto: ⊙_⊙? ? ?
"Where are you going, leader?"
"Go back to the bureau."
"But according to the rules of the Eternal Altar, you should now belong to the new system I obtained after my sacrifice...
Without my consent, you probably can't leave...right?"
Naruto: ?乛?乛?~
Director: (||?_?)…… (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻！Fuck!!!
As the director of the System Management Bureau, he has not been on field duty for many years. Now he is asked to be Naruto's system...
Lost the system!
Diutong was lost at grandma's house!
"I haven't done system work for many years, and I'm not familiar with the business side of things anymore...
How about this, you let me go back first, and I will arrange a better system for you than 3117?"
“Is that new system more powerful than you, the leader?”
At this moment, Naruto's eyes were filled with innocence and...innocence.
Director: (ー ー゛)……
Are you kidding? He is the director.
Is there any commander in the bureau who is more powerful than him?
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
"Ahem, although not as good as me, but compared to 3117, it's still..."
"Then I don't want it."
Naruto simply waved his hand in refusal.
Director: Σ(っ °Д °;)っ!
"…Make some conditions. As long as you agree to let me go back…I can agree to anything within my authority."
Naruto: ?乛?乛?~
"What do you mean, leader?
You are my system now. Can you have some professional ethics?
What does it mean that you just want to abandon me as your host without saying anything? "
"Brother, listen to me, I'm really not suitable to be your system.
I'm a Libra and you're a Capricorn, we really can't see eye to eye!
Just listen to me. Let me go back to the bureau first. I will send a new system that works with you right away, and at the same time give 3117 a good lesson to vent my anger on you..."
Naruto: ?乛?乛?~
He was so anxious that they started to call each other brothers.
"But...will this be very difficult for you, Boss?"
[Difficult? Then don’t even bother trying! ]
The director was annoyed inside but had a smile on his face.
“What’s so difficult about this?
If you have any requests, feel free to ask. As long as it is possible, I will do it for you on the spot."
"Then I'll... give it a try?"
"carry!"
“How many can you name?”
"up to you!"
Naruto: (?w?)ojbk!
Then Naruto pretended to think for a while with his head down before speaking to the director.
"Leader, I thought about it.
I don’t ask for much, just three.”
Director: ?_?... Damn, there are already three, isn’t that enough?!
"Say!"
Mmm, the taste of gnashing teeth...very good.
"First, I won't change this system. Just send the dog... 3117 back."
"can."
The director agreed very readily.
"Second, you have to help me raise 3117's authority when you return, otherwise, there is no point for me, the host, to ask him for help...
He said he couldn’t do it because of his low rank.”
Director: (ー_ー)!!
"Brother, don't listen to his bullshit!
In our bureau, the authority of 3117 is half a level lower than that of me, the director;
Most of the things that this director can do, he can do too, and what he can't do, this director may not be able to do either!
If his authority is raised further, then I might as well let him take over as director!"
Naruto: →_→……
"...I didn't realize that you, Boss, are actually the director~"
Emmm...suddenly I don’t want to let this big white light ball go anymore. What should I do?
Director: (“▔□▔) What the hell?!
[I let it slip in the excitement... I'm in trouble! ]
"Ahem~ This is not important. Brother, please tell me your last request first."
Naruto miraculously saw a guilty expression on the big white ball of light.
"My third request is... let me make three more requests (?￣ ? ￣?)~"
Director: Fuck! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!
"Get lost! Are you here to argue with me about bugs?!"
Seeing that the big white ball of light was really angry, Naruto couldn't continue teasing him.
"Hehehe~ This is just a joke.
My third request is..."
……
A moment later, System Administration.
Swish! ! !
"The director is back!"
"What?! The Director is back?!"
"Director, you are finally back... Director, why did you become darker?"
Director: (?益?) ...Human bomb impact!
Tongzi, who asked this question, was pushed away by the director.
"Don't ask about the things on the road!"
The group of officials were instantly silenced.
“…3117, where did 3117 go?!
Hurry up and let that bastard come over to see me!"
