Chapter 87: What the hell Infernal Affairs?!
After returning to the Hidden Rain Village, Whitebeard no longer thought about going to Konoha to visit Lazy Sheep.
Because after Shukaku was pinned to the ground and beaten by Kurama for two days and two nights, he finally lay in front of Naruto and humiliatedly said those three words -
"I'm done."
The system prompted that the mission was completed, and Naruto immediately used the alternate-dimensional character summoning ticket.
Then he summoned an acquaintance of Whitebeard's father.
That guy is currently Gaara's teacher. His biggest hobby every day is to challenge Whitebeard to a duel. Then he is knocked down by Whitebeard with one punch, and finally he catches Gaara and beats him to death.
He is another legendary figure in the world of pirates, the original Seven Warlords of the Sea, the king behind Alabasta, the president of Baroque Works Mr. 0, the MVP of the Battle of Marineford, the Sand Crocodile - Crocodile.
cough~
The title was too long, so Naruto simplified his name to Lao Sha.
I still remember when Crocodile first appeared, he was so cool. He sat in front of Naruto with a big sword, smoking a cigar and speaking with a serious face.
“Young man, do you want to join my Baroque studio?
Or do you want to hear the story of the golden hook on my left arm?"
The golden hook on Lao Sha's arm was so dazzling that it hurt Naruto's eyes, so as a revenge he opened the door and called in Whitebeard.
“Gulala la la la ~ So it’s you, little crocodile.
What, are you trying to snatch my son from Edward Newgate? ! "
As soon as the old man with white beard walked in, he stunned the whole place with his devilish laughter.
"Whitebeard, I didn't expect you to be here too.
Very good, very nice...
Then I can kill you and avenge my left hand!"
Old Shamang has gone up!
"Desert sword!"
Lao Sha attacked Whitebeard Father!
Lao Sha...exploded!
?_?……
With just one punch, the old man with white beard turned Lao Sha's big back hair into a sky full of yellow sand.
This was because Whitebeard held back and did not use the effect of Armament Haki, otherwise, Lao Sha, who had just arrived in the Ninja World, might have really fallen into the hands of Whitebeard.
"Gulala la la la la~
Looks like you need more practice, little crocodile.
You are so old and still can’t act domineering... It’s a bit embarrassing~"
"Damn it, who do you think I am?!
I am the 'Sand Crocodile' - Sand*Crocodile!
The man who ate the natural Sand-Sand Fruit... Didn't they say that the natural devil fruit is the most powerful?!
No one has ever told me that Haki can be used against natural devil fruits... F*ck!!!"
When Lao Sha, who had just recovered his mind, heard this, he almost burst into tears on the spot.
Lao Sha took a deep puff of his cigar, squatted on the ground and recalled the past...
Back then, when he first went out to sea, he was young and energetic, and he rushed all the way to his white-bearded father.
The old man with white beard saw that Lao Sha was a promising talent, so he happily opened his arms to him.
"Gulala la la la~ Little crocodile, you are great, come and be my son!"
Lao Sha: (▼橷▼#)! ! !
The young and energetic Lao Sha felt that the white-bearded old man was insulting him, and his anger rose to its peak!
[Damn~ No! I have to fuck him!]
Lao Sha rushed forward aggressively, but was taught a lesson by the superb Armament Haki of his father Whitebeard, and he also lost his left hand that had been with him for more than ten years...
……
"Gulala la la la la~
After all, we are old friends meeting each other, there is no need to start shouting and killing right away, right? !
I have some rare wine here, little crocodile, would you like to have a drink with me?"
The white-bearded old man smiled and patted Lao Sha's shoulder, waking him up from his emo state.
"Get lost! Who the hell wants to drink with a bastard like you?!
You bastard who took my left hand!
Just wait, sooner or later I will figure out how to be domineering, and then I will kill you openly!"
God knows how Lao Sha managed to survive every day and night without his left hand... wuwuwuwu~
"Gulala la la la la~
You want to learn to be domineering, right?
Just tell me earlier~ I will teach you.
But in exchange... I adopted a son a few days ago who also plays with sand. How about letting him train under you?"
Lao Sha: (*?????)? ? ?
At this point, Gaara’s professional instructor Lao Sha is officially online.
Since returning to the Hidden Rain Village, Lao Sha has been living:
I was hammered by the white-bearded old man in the morning;
Recover at noon;
I caught Gaara this afternoon to vent my resentment...
Three points and one line, a happy life that repeats itself over and over again.
……
Although Lao Sha has always been at odds with Whitebeard (one-sided),
But I have to say that he is indeed a good teacher, and Gaara is also a good student.
Under Crocodile's guidance, Gaara made great progress in controlling quicksand, and even Crocodile's technique of using sand to quickly dehydrate the enemy was quickly learned by Gaara.
But in Lao Sha's opinion, Gaara's skills in playing with sand are much cruder than his. If he wants to catch his eye, he will need to practice for at least another seven or eight years.
In other words, Crocodile never took Gaara seriously.
Until one day...
"Teacher Sha, I suddenly thought of a question...
I would like to ask you, after you ate the Nature-type Sand-Sand Fruit, are you actually a person or sand? ! "
"Anyone who eats a natural devil fruit will have their body transformed into an element, so strictly speaking I am now made of a pile of sand."
"That's it, I understand..."
“…Why are you asking this…What the hell?!”
Gaara, who was holding his breath, used his own sand escape technique to control the old sand to float into the air.
Sometimes he was placed in an "S", sometimes in a "B"...
……
"I quit doing this!
Whitebeard and Gaara...these two are not good people!"
Lao Sha smoked cigars all night long, but still couldn't figure out why he was inexplicably defeated by Gaara.
At the daily meeting of the Akatsuki organization, Lao Sha, who was smoking a cigar, slammed the conference table hard and proposed a strike against Naruto in front of everyone.
"Gulala la la la la~
Little crocodile, do you have any problem with my father and me? ! "
The old man with white beard gently stroked Gaara's head, and a fierce light suddenly flashed in his eyes.
You can have a problem with Edward Newgate,
But having a problem with his precious son… No!
It seems that when beating Lao Sha, Whitebeard's blow was a little too gentle.
"That's right! I just have some objections, so what?!"
Lao Sha replied very toughly, thinking in his heart...
[I was summoned to this world by Uzumaki Naruto. You, Whitebeard, really dare to kill me?! ]
If Naruto knew what Lao Sha was thinking at the moment, he would definitely stand up and say something fair -
If old man Whitebeard wanted to chop down Crocodile, Uzumaki Naruto... really wouldn't dare to stop him.
"Okay, okay, if you don't want to teach me, then don't teach me. Let's just keep peace."
Nagato spoke up to smooth things over.
"Old Sand, since you don't want to continue teaching Gaara, have you thought about what you want to do in the future?"
Naruto looked at Lao Sha and asked a crucial question.
"I'm fine with that, as long as I don't stay with them."
Lao Sha pointed the golden hook in his left hand at Whitebeard and Gaara, which made Whitebeard so excited that he almost stood up and broke his broken hook.
"Ahem~ I received news that the Sand Village was severely weakened after the battle with Whitebeard, and is now recruiting troops."
Scorpion coughed lightly and suddenly spoke.
"How about I write a letter of recommendation for Old Sand, and you take the letter to the Sand Village to seek refuge with my grandmother?"
Nagato: (⊙o⊙)? ! ! What the hell is Infernal Affairs? ! Scorpion, you are really good~
Naruto: ⊙▽⊙!!! This idea seems very constructive...
So, the professional teacher Lao Sha officially left the market, and the rookie Lao Sha from the Sand Village is about to rise.
