Chapter 88 Nagato: I’m going to be a father?!
Half a month later, something big happened in the Akatsuki organization!
With Nagato's hard work day and night, Xiaonan...is pregnant!
That idiot Nagato thought that the food was not clean when he saw Konan covering her mouth and retching.
He also ran to the cafeteria angrily and scolded the cafeteria owner who prepared meals for the Akatsuki organization on a daily basis.
The uncle even suspected that he forgot to wash the vegetables before cooking that day...
Fortunately, there are still two understanding people within the Akatsuki organization today—Uchiha Mikoto and Kushina.
After seeing Xiaonan retching continuously at the dining table, the two old mothers looked at each other and nodded in tacit understanding;
Then they all put down their bowls and chopsticks at the same time, one of them pulled up one of Xiaonan's arms, and dragged her to find the best doctor in the Hidden Rain Village for a detailed examination.
The test results were as expected - Xiaonan was pregnant.
Konan: (°ー°〃)...
……
When Nagato finished scolding the cafeteria owner and came back pushing his wheelchair...
Whitebeard: "Gulala la la la ~ Congratulations, Nagato ~"
Deidara: "Boss Nagato...you are awesome!"
Kushina: "Bullshit! What's so great about him being a stinky man?! It's really hard for our Konan..."
Uchiha Mikoto: "You, Nagato, were so hypocritical before, but now you are... heh~ a man."
Kurotsuchi: "...Heh~man."
Naruto: "What a beast!"
……
Nagato accepted everyone's blessings (or contempt) with a confused look on his face, and then asked with a confused look on his face.
"No, what do you mean?!"
Everyone in Akatsuki: (ー ー゛)...This idiot~
"Let me tell you. Nagato's next news is quite shocking. I hope you are mentally prepared."
Naruto jumped out from the crowd and spoke to Nagato with a serious face.
"Gudu~"
Naruto put on a serious expression, causing Nagato to swallow nervously.
Somehow, he always felt like he was in... big trouble.
"Little! Sister! Nan! is! pregnant!"
Naruto told Nagato the news word by word, looking forward to seeing Nagato's ecstatic look.
As a result, Nagato seemed to be frightened by the news. He sat in the wheelchair with a frown on his face, like a wooden chicken, and did not react for a long time.
It was not until everyone was getting impatient that Nagato acted as if he had suddenly realized something.
Then, under the expectant gaze of everyone, he made some shocking remarks.
"Fuck! You scared me to death!
I thought something big had happened, but it turns out that Xiaonan is pregnant... It's time to celebrate~
Whose child is Xiaonan pregnant with? Where is the father? Let me see him quickly..."
Naruto: (((o(*?▽?*)o)))? !!
Everyone in Akatsuki: (???) …
Emmm...To be honest, Naruto was really stunned by Nagato's inhuman train of thought at that time.
Duang! ! !
Duang! ! !
Duang! ! !
The next moment, three shiny black frying pans appeared on Nagato's face.
The three pans are from Kushina, Uchiha Mikoto and Kurotsuchi.
Fortunately, Xiaonan returned to her room and did not hear Nagato's shocking remarks, otherwise...
boom! ! ! boom! ! !
Two detonating tags flew out of the window of Konan's room and flew straight to Nagato's head before exploding.
Naruto: ??????...Okay, Sister Konan heard it.
"...What the hell?!"
Caught off guard, the members of the Akatsuki organization were pushed several meters away by a huge force, and the entire room became a mess under this force.
It turned out that Nagato, whose hair was blown into an afro, finally came to his senses. In his excitement, he subconsciously fired a micro Shinra Tensei.
"I'm going to be a father?!"
Nagato had an expression of disbelief on his face and mechanically turned his neck to look at Naruto.
Naruto nodded at him seriously.
"I'm going to be a father?!"
Nagato looked at Whitebeard again, and Whitebeard nodded.
"I'm going to be a father?!"
Nagato looked at Kushina...
Only after he had asked everyone present and had all given affirmative answers did Nagato start shouting excitedly.
"Fuck! I'm going to be a dad!!!"
Nagato: └(￣ ￣└)~(┘￣ ￣)┘~
Overjoyed, Nagato demonstrated what wheelchair-style street dance is on the spot.
Everyone was stunned...
"By the way, is my child a son or a daughter? Can he call me daddy yet?"
Duang! ! !
Duang! ! !
Duang! ! !
boom! ! ! boom! ! !
Haha~scored twice.
"Xiao Nan just got pregnant, how can it be that fast, idiot!"
Kushina looked at Nagato, who was sitting anxiously in the wheelchair, with disdain, and the frying pan in her hand never stopped.
Uchiha Mikoto: "Why? As the leader of Akatsuki, do you dislike your son or your daughter?!... That's too much!"
Kurotsuchi: "Heh~ man."
Nagato: (*?????)...The cold iron pot hits my face randomly~
"No, I mean... I'm going to have a baby... hehe~"
Nagato suddenly started to smile foolishly.
Even though his nose was slapped by Kushina and the other two, leaving two lines of blood, Nagato was still grinning foolishly to himself.
"I'm a father now... hehehe~"
Naruto: ?_?……
[In my previous life, I only heard that pregnant women would become stupid, but I never heard that men’s IQ would also decrease...
Seeing that Nagato's IQ has dropped to negative numbers...
What should I do if the leader of the Akatsuki organization suddenly doesn't want me anymore? ! 】
"Yes, yes, you are a father now, please suppress the corners of your mouth first...
Nagato, don't you think that you should find someone right now as soon as possible?"
Naruto said with a frown on his face.
He didn't look at Nagato when he said this, because the silly smile on Nagato's face at this moment was too much for him to bear to look at.
What Naruto meant by saying this was to remind Nagato that the most important thing he should do at the moment was to stay with Konan.
Unexpectedly...
Nagato: (⊙o⊙)!!!
"That's right! Naruto, you are right. I should go find him...
Sorry, I was so excited just now that I didn't think of this...
Thank you for reminding Naruto... I will go find him now!"
[She? He? It?]
Naruto: ⊙_⊙? ? ?
Naruto suddenly had a bad feeling.
Nagato...maybe his brain is going haywire again...
The next moment, Nagato quickly turned his wheelchair and rushed away in the opposite direction of Konan's boudoir.
If Naruto remembered correctly, that direction should be the gate of the Hidden Rain Village...
"Nagato, where the hell are you going?!"
“Go find Orochimaru to exchange your legs!
I can’t let my child see that his father is a disabled person!!!”
Nagato: e=e=e=e=e=( o｀w′)ノ! ! !
Naruto: ?_?……
Everyone in Akatsuki:?_?……
This idiot... is hopeless...
