Chapter 395 Little things?

And Taishang Laojun, the boss among the bosses in heaven and the master among the masters, cooperated very well and let out a "ouch".

Then he lay down on the ground, and Sun Wukong almost collapsed after learning all the truth.

Such a powerful person pretends to be an old man in the mortal world and lies down whenever he is told to.

No wonder according to my original destiny, I was so arrogant, making a big fuss in Heaven and feeling invincible.

These great actors are such great actors that if they all fall down with one blow from me, wouldn’t I be too proud?

After all, people are invincible on day one, and few people are not arrogant.

Li Youqian, who was watching the show, nodded in agreement. Most people are invincible. In the morning, they are Superman, at noon they are Homelander, and in the evening, it is me who does not eat beef.

Sun Wukong suppressed his mouth, which was almost out of control, and smashed around with the stick, then rushed out of the Tushita Palace.

Fly towards the Nantianmen, and then attack the Lingxiao Palace!

After he left, Taishang Laojun, who was lying on the ground, got up very nimbly.

Then he looked at Sun Wukong, forgot about knocking over the stove, and with a wave of his robe, he knocked it down directly.

The flames in the furnace flew accurately into the mortal world, and a hilltop was instantly ignited with raging flames and turned into the Flaming Mountain.

"Not bad, not bad. I am very particular about doing things for money. I promised to help him with four difficulties, and I will not forget any of them!"

The old Supreme Lord fought with principles. As for what the Jade Emperor and Sun Wukong just discussed, he was so confused that he knew nothing!

Besides, he is a Taoist!

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Sun Wukong fought his way to the South Heaven Gate. His Fiery Eyes saw through his magic and saw what the heavenly soldiers and generals were wearing. He could no longer suppress the smile.

He just burst out laughing, “Hahahaha!”

Fortunately, he suddenly had an idea, and while laughing, he shouted: "Hahahaha, the heavenly soldiers and generals are no more than this!"

He used a wild look to hide the uncontrollable corners of his mouth!

The heavenly soldiers and generals around took a look and saw that they were all wearing beggar's clothes, which were all tattered.

Sun Wukong is like beating a beggar!

As all the 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals flew backwards, the gods "bravely" tried to stop them, but their magic weapons were rotten and they were unable to stop them.

Sun Wukong was directly sent to attack the Lingxiao Palace, which at this time was extremely simple.

There is no way. The things in this hall are very valuable. The Jade Emperor would be heartbroken if they were broken.

But it’s all the same. Anyway, since Sun Wukong destroyed everything, Buddhism should pay compensation according to the original Lingxiao Palace.

Sun Wukong also understood very well and immediately smashed the Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor said that line with satisfaction, "Go to the West to invite the great enemy, bah! Invite the Tathagata Buddha!"

Then after a while, Buddha Tathagata appeared outside the Lingxiao Palace with two monks.

A monk shouted, "Don't be rude, monkey!"

Sun Wukong took a closer look and when he thought that this guy was the one who controlled his life as a monkey, he couldn't help but clench his fists and became really angry.

Choose to play against the rules, take advantage of the opponent's strategy, and vent your anger first.

So he approached with a smile and said, "Where are you from~"

Just as he said four words, he saw the golden hoop raised and smashed towards Tathagata's head.

He was prepared to knock a few more bumps off the Buddha's head to vent his anger.

The Buddha's face froze. Why was this monkey trying to do something sneaky? Golden Buddha light appeared around him and turned into an invisible barrier out of thin air, blocking Sun Wukong's attack.

"Naughty monkey, I am the Tathagata Buddha from the West. I am passing by here and saw you making a scene.

I can’t bear it, how about we make a bet~”

Before Tathagata Buddha finished speaking, Sun Wukong snorted coldly and shouted, "No need to say more, I've already won, okay!"

"I am more handsome than you, this is a victory."

"I won once, and you won nothing, so this is my second win."

"I won twice, and you, a bald ass, won zero. This is the third victory! I have won three times, what do you have to say?

All in all, I win! "

Buddha:......? ? ?

The Buddha found it difficult to understand Sun Wukong's train of thought and abruptly changed the subject back.

"You naughty monkey, if you could fly out of my palm~"

"I don't want to listen, a monk is chanting!" Sun Wukong covered his ears. Since he couldn't vent his anger by hitting the monk, he just felt disgusted with him.

Direct cold violence and unreasonable trouble!

It was obvious that he succeeded, and the Buddha was like someone who had eaten a fly.

"Since you are so stubborn, don't blame me for attacking you!"

Tathagata simply couldn't stand it, so he chose to skip the unimportant routines and go straight for the hard approach.

He flipped his palm and pressed it towards Sun Wukong. Even though Sun Wukong's body continued to expand, he used the Magic Heaven and Earth to meet the palm.

But the methods of Tathagata Buddha were not so easy to resist. His body seemed to be fixed, gradually shrinking and pressing towards the lower world.

It’s simply a dimensionality reduction blow!

The oppressed Sun Wukong knew that Tathagata Buddha was very powerful, but only when he experienced it himself did he realize how powerful he was.

It's too exaggerated!

When he thought of Tathagata Buddha and the even stronger Laozi, he would lie down whenever he was told to do so during the acting.

As expected, in these three realms, what is important is not fighting and killing, but human relationships and worldly wisdom.

Sun Wukong was directly suppressed into the mortal world by Buddha Tathagata, and in an instant, five phantoms of mountains appeared and gradually turned into entities.

It’s the Five Finger Mountain!

The Buddha did not stop moving and threw out another post with "Mani Padme Hum" written on it, which was directly pasted on the Five Finger Mountain.

He no longer wanted to care about Sun Wukong, so he decided to just deal with it quickly and solve it in one go.

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In the dilapidated Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor hosted a banquet for Buddha Tathagata to thank him for helping him deal with the naughty monkey Sun Wukong.

When Tathagata looked at the dilapidated Lingxiao Palace and the mortal food he was being treated to, a big question mark appeared in his mind?

When did Heaven become so poor?

Before the Buddha could ask, the Jade Emperor smiled and said, "Buddha, Sun Wukong made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace and messed it up.

All of this is for the Journey to the West. You see, we can’t let the Heavenly Court bear this responsibility alone!”

The Buddha laughed. How many things could a monkey destroy if he made a riot in Heaven? Was it necessary for Heaven to pretend to be poor?

But he was a little dissatisfied. How could he talk about the Journey to the West so openly? Really!

But on the surface he was still smiling, looking calm and at ease.

"Okay, okay, but how many things did that monkey break?"

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he couldn't wait and took out a thin list.

Looking at the thin list, Tathagata Buddha smiled and said: "So that's all! Small matters, small matters! I will reimburse all these at Lingshan Buddhism in the West!"

The Jade Emperor also smiled, a very bright smile, and clapped his hands. Then a group of fairies holding thick books walked into the Lingxiao Palace.

Then, the Jade Emperor spoke up: "That booklet is just a catalog, these are the complete lists!"

Tathagata Buddha's expression gradually became stiff and distorted!